/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13581442
2 for steak, between 4 and 5 for toast and A for coffee.

>>13581442
1
1
A

In between 2 and 3 for steak
In between 3 and 4 for toast
1 for coffee with a bit of sugar

>>13581442
2
3-4
A

>>13581449
>>13581454
>between
Fucking fencesitters.

>>13581456
You're right, 2-5-A. I've got to learn to commit to something in life for once.

>>13581442
don't really like steak. i would get a 2 if i had to order one.
4 for toast
i do not drink coffee, give me an F

>>13581442
This is it. We’ve hit rock bottom in thread quality.

>>13581467
Proud of you, anon.

>>13581442
2
3
a

>>13581442
3-3-1

>>13581442
1 or 2 for steak, 3 or 4 for toast, A for coffee.

1 4 and A but tea instead of coffee

2-4-a

>>13581450
this is the most chad answer

>>13581442
3
2
D

2
4
A or C depending on how I want my coffee that day

>>13581494
this

2
4
A

anything else and you're a faggot or a tryhard.

>>13581442
23a
22c maybe

>>13581442
5
i don't eat white bread
i don't drink coffee

3-2-a

2
3
E

>>13581442
2
5
C

>>13581442
2-3-A

>>13581442
why is there raw bread and burnt toast on the 'toast' spectrum? Makes no sense since you don't have raw steak or burnt steak on the 'steak' spectrum and you don't have a cup of java beans or a glass of milk on the 'coffee' spectrum

>>13581442
3, 4, B

Hello, I am chad.

>>13581442
23F

You can judge me all you want for the F but i like creamer no sugar.

>>13581442
2-3-A

>>13581442
1-4-a

>>13581544
My coffee is B or C only when I fuck up and it's too early to just brew another cup. That only happens when I have a new bag I haven't adjusted the grind on.

>>13581619
i see you are also a man of taste and character

I'm not a pretentious try hard faggot who pretends to like raw worm infested meat and shitty acidic bitter coffee, so for me it is:

5
4
E=F

>>13581442
None
4
A but sometimes I’ll be in the mood for D

>>13581442
33B or 33A if I feel like it

>>13581442
3 3 A

>>13581442
3
2-4
C and D

>>13581442
5, 3, A

2 for steak, but I often end up with 3.
3-4 for toast
d-e for coffee

>>13581442

3-5-B

i am very attractive does anyone wanna hang out later today

>>13581680
Only if youre a hot woman, idk why youre into burnt toast though.

>>13581442
5,1,F

>>13581442
2
4
B

>>13581442
5 with ketchup
6 sprayed with Pam
A because I only drink Coca-Cola

>>13581645
>being so insecure that you try to convince yourself that people drinking black coffee are engaging on a massive collective pretence
>being so clueless that you think coffee is both bitter and acidic at the same time
>being so clueless that you think bitterness and acidicness in coffee are dependant on whether it has milk or not
Why are retards with the palate of a child and who are clueless on coffee so vehemently triggered by black-coffee drinkers?

>>13581442
1
2
>coffee

>>13581442
1, 2, or 3. Depends on the cut, some steaks are better medium than rare.
3 if I'm toasting bread for a sandwich, 4 if it's for just plain toast.
D

>>13581812
>>coffee
Faggot.

>>13581442
1
5
I don’t drink coffee

>>13581817
imagine having such a shit diet the your body needs a drug just to make it throughout the day

>>13581480
This

>>13581450
>1 for bread

yikes...

>>13581826
I don't need it, I just like it.
>muh coffee is a drug
Didn't know we had soccer moms posting here.

>>13581826
>Imagine being such a cunt you deny yourself one of life's finer pleasures.

>>13581442
>steak
1, 2, or 3 depending on cut, quality of meat, and competency of cook/restaurant/etc.
>toast
for toast for breakfast, 4 or 5. For a sandwich on toast, I pprefer it lighter so 3 or 4.
>coffee
n/a

>>13581442
3, but I wouldn't send back a 2
2, toast should be hot bread
2, just enough to make it opaque. also milk only, creamfags get the rope

>>13581442
2,3,c

>>13581442
5
1
F

>>13581442
23C

4
3
A

>>13581442
2, 4, C or D

24F

>>13581442
2, 4, A

>>13581550
My fellow 23A, alone, we stand.

2-0-A

Anything else is for faggots.

2 - 5 - A

5-6-F

>>13581442
1-4
1-4
A

Everything except 5 and 6 for bread

>>13581442
14A

3
4
B

>>13581805
starbucks and sugar overdose rots their brains

>>13581442
someone do one of these but put tofu on it

>>13581442
1
6
A
Get rekt faggots, grow some balls

>>13581442
2 sandwiched between 4, dipped in D.

>>13581442
2
3
B

>>13581442
15A cause I'm not an N-WORD!

>>13581442
1
4
A

2
4
A, but I don't really drink coffee ever.
Sometimes me and my buddy honor a tradition we call "shitty gas station coffee" and make like, E tier at a gas station and enjoy it with a cigarette.
I only see him once a year tops, though.
This thread is REALLY making me want a steak, but I'm so poor right now bros ;-;

2
3
A

>>13581611
My nigga

23f

>>13581474
Post tenor (1).gif or fuck off

>>13581826
Post large (1)-(20). jpg or fuck off.

>>13581442
3
4
A

>>13581442
1 or 2
>eating the grainular jew
A

>>13582575
>>eating the grainular jew
How fat are you?

>>13581442
2-2-B

>>13582601
Not at all, since I keep away from jewish food tricks.

>>13582623
>bread is a jewish trick
Imagine being this retarded (and fat).

>>13581442
3 steak, 4 toast, A coffee

>>13581442
6,3,A
I like steak well done.

>>13582633
>bread is not a jewish trick
I bet you eat (((breakfast))) too, goodest of goys.

>>13581442
1. 2-5
2. 1-5
3. A-F

4, 3, A, fuck you

First row depends on what kinda steak.
A nice expensive local steak? 1. Some fucking random big ass package of strip steaks frm costco? 2.5 A big gnarly shoulder I bought on special from the mercado? that baby's marinating, getting cooked to 5, and then sliced thin.
Toast row- aiming for 4 but it's better to go over, and 6 is edible if you scrape at it with a knife.
Coffee row- C for every day, A for exceptional cases like a fast, waking up in the middle of the night to do shit, hangover, wherever I just need a quick hit of caffeine and I'm not just relaxing over a cup of coffee.

>>13581442
Any one of them depending on my mood

3 or 4
4
B, but no sugar

>>13582674
>moods
>chad
ok

>>13581442
3
3
A

>>13581442
43D, big ass tiddays

>>13581442
2
2.5
F (I prefer water)

>>13581442
Perfect: 23A

Acceptable margins:
Steak: 1-3
Toast: 2-4
Coffee: None

>>13582651
Breakfast skippers are more likely to be overweight and have hypertension among other things.

24A

Anything else is obviously and objectively wrong

>>13581442
3 for steak, A for coffee. I don't eat toast.

>>13581442
4, 4, A

>>13581442
2 if it's a thin cut, 3 of it's thick
anything 3-5 I don't really care
B

>>13581442
>2 for steaks
>4 for toast
>Tea instead of coffee

>>13581442
1 3 A

>>13581442
5 6 F

3, 4, A
Peak tastebuds

>>13582894
Same

>>13581442
1 1 1
fuck toasters, fuck milk, fuck anything besides enough sear to kill the bacteria

>>13581442
4 3 C

>>13581442
0 (bleu)
5
A

>3
>3
>B (E on cold days)

>>13581442
3
5
A

>>13581442
15A, obviously. Surprised nobody has said this yet.

2
4
E
Come at me fags

3 3 D. Grandma used to say that the optimal coffee should have the color of a mud puddle.

4
3
C
fucking fight me

>>13581442
2 4 c

anyone who picks 5 on top and doesnt pick 6 for toast really needs to reexamine how they feel about food, at least picking 5 and 6 make you consistent in that you hate yourself and despise the enjoyment of food altogether

>>13581449
same except im a hard 4 on toast

2
4
F

>>13581480
You. I like you.

>>13581502
Are you literally me?

>>13581552
Now this is a good response.

>>13581651
Tastelet.

2
3
E

>>13581442
4
4
D

I prefer hamburger to steak, I get it well done or medium well unless I'm with company that wouldn't shut the fuck up if I ordered it how I want.

>>13581442
3
3
A
Coffee should be a zero calorie beverage

>>13581442
5
2
F

Say something.
I dare you.

>>13583310
based

>>13581442
3-4 steak
3 toast
C or D preferably, but I'm fine with any of them.

0 (I like my shit blue rare)
4
A

>>13581442
3
4
B or C. depends on how I poured my coffee. Sometimes I pour too much and there isn't enough room for milk.

Two, four, and A.

3
4
B

2-3, 3, C

2
4-5
A

>>13581442
2
4
C if using creamer D if using Whole Milk

>>13581442
5
6
A

>>13581467
>Redeemed anon-kun
3-5-C for me, though C would be very fuckin strong but mostly milk

>>13581848
Someone reply to my comeback, that was gold.

>>13581442
29-M-UK

>>13581442
2, 3, A

>>13581442
53b

>>13581442
1
n/a
B

>>13581567
Raw bread lmao

>>13581442
2/4/A

>>13581442
3
4
B

>>13584318
>Hey guys it's 3-4-B!!

>>13581442
1 or 2 depending on cut of beef
3 obviously
C

>>13581442
If the steak's got enough fat to it, I don't care. I generally prefer it closer to 1, but I will eat a good steak at any level of char.
I like my toast in the 3-4 range, and my coffee in the A-C range, usually more A, with the occasional B. C will go into my face if it needs to.

>>13581442
2 for steak
5 for toast
C. If i lack either milk or sugar, I go A.

>>13581442
34B

>>13582010

>>13581648
>none
I bet you take a lot of D

>>13581442
1,2,E

4-3-B

>>13581449
>>13581450
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>>13581455
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>>13584390
>>13584496


Why are kids so obsessed with the thought that black coffee is somehow masculine? Pretty low test desu.

>>13584541
Tastes good (if brewed well)
You sugar loving Starbux faggot

3, 4, A

>>13581442
3
3
B (just a teaspoon)

>>13581442
1-5 I don't care as long its delicious.
3-4
None because coffee is gay

>>13584541
When I went on a diet cause I was a fatass, I was only allowed to drink black coffee. At first, it's bitter and acidic and most people wouldn't like. But it's an acquired taste. Although I'd still prefer milk with my coffee, I like the taste of black coffee, especially Arabic ones.

>>13584541
Women get wet whenever they see me drinking black coffee. Sorry but it's just true.

3 steak
2.5 toast
A coffee
don't like adding anything to tea either

>>13584546
I dont drink coffee. Its bad for you.

>>13584557
k

3-3-C
Straight down the middle, baby

3, 4, B

>>13581442
I like steak quite rare, but 1 looks literally raw. The steak should be way more even throughout including if you're going for blue rare.

>>13581442
>>13584599
I'd eat blue rare like pic related. It just has to be a tender cut like filet mignon.

>>13581442
3-4
3-4
D-E

>>13584579
Based enlightened centrist.

>>13581442
2-3 steak, 3-4 toast, and water

>>13581442
24c

>>13581442
3-4 (if tender, cooked properly)
5-6 for toast
I don't drink that shit.

>>13581442
2, but 1 and 3 are ok
3 or 4
only A

>>13581442
3, 4 with some butter and vegemite, a no sugar

3
3
A

>>13583274
baseeed

>>13582683
>>13581651
basedpilll

>>13581442
4-5
3
E

>>13581442
>1 or 2, depending on quality (3 if especially low)
>3-4
>B-D, depending on quality (who the fuck wants to drink shit coffee without cream and sugar lmao)

3
4
F (just milk)

>>13581442
1 or 2 for steak, 4 for toast and A for coffee.

>>13582529
As much as I understand the trashy appeal of petrol station coffee and a cigarette, I'd recommend making some good coffee and having a cigar or a pipe of good tobacco just so you can experience the other end of that spectrum.

@13581848
the try go a week without having it, i'll save you the pain because i know you can"t just like the other people who replied
people like you are the reason caffeine addicts exists

2-4-B.

I like the taste of black coffee just fine, but I like adding a bit of milk to cool it down and add just a touch of creaminess. Milk and coffee just go really well together, you're only doing it wrong if you're doing it to dilute the flavor of the coffee.

>>13581442
2
5
B

>>13581442
2-3
2-3
I don't drink diarrhea

>>13581442
4
3
a

>>13581442
3/4 steak
4 bread
A coffee

>>13581442
5
6
F with no sugar

>>13581442
2
3
A

5, 6, and I only drink milk.

>>13581442
2
3
D

4
3
A

4
4
D
Anything else is for limp wristed faggots

>>13581442
23A

>>13581442
2 Steak
4 Toast
A Coffee if it's good, if it's shit coffee I'll turn it into B

for me it's

1, 3, E

>>13581442
>>13581442
24b master race

>>13584572
>Its bad for you.
Source?

>>13582010
same my dude

>>13584725
>>13585007
Why are obese manchildren so triggered by coffee? You're more asshurt than vegans are at meat eaters.

>>13584995
I already have and nothing happened to me, you obese faggot. Also why would I deliberately refuse to drink coffee? I have no reason to stop drinking it.

>>13585271
Because these dorks are insecure at not being able to drink a beverage that's the social drink par excellence and which isn't drenched in sugar, iow coffee reminds them that they are manchildren. They hate that asking for candy at a bar would get them laughed at.

>>13585280
To be fair most cocktails sold today are just liquid sugar with rum and vodka.

>>13581442
3,3,A

>>13581442
3
4
D

4
3
F

>>13581442
5, 3 and I don't drink coffee, I actually have taste.

>>13585569
>I don't drink coffee, I actually have taste.
Another insecure manchild. It's just like >>13585271 and >>13585280 said. You can't just say you don't drink coffee, you need to display your butthurt insecurity.

>>13581442
2, 3.5, C

>>13585580
You do realize you're the one showing the most insecurity ITT right?

>>13585580
>can't refrain to answer
>y-y-you in-insecure ma-ma-manchild

>>13585595
>>13585603
>no u
Did you get bullied by a cup of coffee?

>>13585614
Did your dad told you he would stop dressing you as a little girl every Saturday night if you had coffe?

>>13581442
1
4
B

>>13581442
>>13581480
>>13581552
>>13581557
>>13581619
>>13582081
>>13581550
>>13582538
>>13582741
>>13583910
>>13585148
Based

>>13585625
no, we still do saturday daddy daughter dressups and im a fully grown man now

>>13585625
I'm not your counsellor, seek an appointment with a mental health professional to discuss your PTSD instead.

>>13585687
Stop larping, fattie.

5 for steak, 2 for toast, c for coffee

>>13581442

>>13585707
I don't have ptsd, I like it

>>13581442
2, 4, A

>>13581442
2 or 3 for steak, 3 for toast (or 1, depending on what I'm putting on it), and nothing for coffee, I can't handle the stuff, waaay too bitter and acidic for my stomach, on top of not being a very pleasing taste for me.

>>13581645
Bruh, unless it's chicken or mince, it's perfectly safe to leave beef or pork with some pink on the inside. As long as the outside is cooked properly you're good to go. Meanwhile, a steak at 5 is going to be dry, tough, and unsatisfying, and for what? Reducing the already absolutely minute chance of disease?

>>13581805
Coffee isn't bitter and acidic?

>>13581442
that isn't rare that's just burned on the outside epic fail

>>13581826
What is that, a cat for ants?
Also I don't like coffee either, but I'm not a dick about it, do you pester smokers too?

>>13581442
3
3
Usually A, sometimes B

>>13582529
Any cheaper cuts you'd be willing to tenderize? Wouldn't quite be the same, but meat is meat.

>>13585832
Cigarrettes are objectively shit for yiyy. Coffee, on the other hand, is a pretty healthy beverage. Bad comparison.

>>13585846
>yiyy
you*

>>13585846
>all tobacco is cheap crap you buy at gas stations
A straight edge fag wouldn't know.

2 for steak
3 for toast
A for coffee

4-5
2-3
No shitty beverage for me

>>13585969
>No shitty beverage for me
Coffee drinkers are healthier than you, fatty.

2
3
A

>>13585969
And once again:
>>13585271
>>13585280

>>13581442
2.5
4
A on weekdays, D on weekends.

>>13581442
number 1 plz

>>13581442
24a

>>13581547
>>13582010
>>13582567
>>13582637
>>13582667
so close to being a 44A chad, I wish you luck


>>13582894
based

>>13581449
fpbp

>>13581442
5
3
A

>>13581442
5-3-C

b if the coffee isnt shit but it usually is

>>13581449
/thread

1
3
A

>>13581697
"mmmmm raw flour" the more cook the more civilized you chimp ape goober

1.RAW
2.BLAND
WHAT THE FUCK?

3-3/4-A

>>13581494
Based taste

2,3,A like an adult

>>13581442
2
4
a

>>13587719
Eating charchoal would obviously be the civilized thing.

>>13581442
Steak: 3 if I'm making/paying for it. I'll accept 2 and 4 as well if someone else treat me
Bread: 3 in most case, 1 if it's tuna sandwich or egg salad sandwich
Coffee: A if I drink it in the morning, B or C if it's afternoon

>>13581584

Hello Chad, I'm Chad too.

3-4-B master race

>>13581442
3 3 F

>all my 2-4-A bros ITT

Great taste

>>13581442
24A

>>13581442
1,4,D

>>13581442
2-3 for steak, A-B for coffee, 2-4 for toast

>>13581442
1-2, 6, a with sugar

>>13581442
4
3
C ~ D

>>13581555
Triples confirm patrician taste

>>13581442
5 6 F ;)

>>13581442
5 steak
3 bread
E coffee

>>13581467
based

>>13581494
Literally the only answer

>>13581442
2,3, (A for tea and D for coffee)

C
3
A

3
4
F

5
3
D

>>13581442
3
4
B

>>13581442
23C

3 but 2 if done right
2-4
A

>>13581442
2-4-A if cream, B if milk

>>13581449
Fpbp, thank you

>>13581656

>>13581442
2 usually
1 for prime beef

>>13581442
1, 4, A

>>13586042
>>13586051
Look at this insecure retard. Look at him and laugh.

2
4
A

>>13581472
just let it happen
the planet is dying

>>13581442
2, 3, C

>>13581442
3
4
A for coffee, B for tea

>>13581442
4-3-F

4
4
D
Because i'm not lazy

>>13581442
5, 6, F
Catchup on all three.

>>13581442
34B
Same as my preferred cup size, heyo

>>13581442
1 to 3 depending on the meat quality.
1
No thanks I'm not gay.

>>13581494
based and dare I say red pilled

>>13591668
>No thanks I'm not gay.
Women are less likely to drink coffee than men plus they drench it in sugary shit.
Nice try though, lardass.

>>13590241
>n-nooo, you weren't supposed to call me out on being a manchild faggot!!1

>>13581442
0, 4, A

>>13581442
3.5
4
A

2, 3, A/B depending on the coffee

>>13581442
4
3
E
Fuck you I don't give a flying fuck what you faggots think

>>13581442

When I'm by myself, 24C

When I'm eating a great cut, and some gourmet coffee with cream? 14B

>>13581442

Jesus you fucking mongos. Type it like 11A, 22B or whatever. So people can find other patricians.

>>13581442
2
4
A

3 steak
2 toast
coffee's shit

>>13592453
>coffee's shit
No, you are just a faggot with the palate of a kid.

>>13581442
2-3
None of them. White bread is the worst, and toast is the whitest bread there is.
A

>>13581442
2 for the steak, 1 if it is super high quality
For toast it depends on the application. 3 for a sandwich, 4 for just toast, butter, and jam
Always A for the coffee, you faggots.

1-3-a masterrace reporting

>>13588258
thtas not cooked thats burnt dumby to cook it you gotta put butter on

>>13584611
I can stand things like this, but 125-135 F is the best steak objectively. High enough to chemically change the texture, but not enough to make it shoe leather.

>>13581442
2
5
D

>>13581442
>1
>4
>B

>>13581442
43B

>>13581442
3
3
D

3.5
3.5
c

4
4
b

>>13581442
2 for steak, no bread fore me, f for coffe + some sinnamon on top

3 3 and please keep your meme drink away from real men.

2
3
f

>>13581442
5 3 F

>>13595015
t. faggot who finds coffee icky because it's too strong for your manchild palate
That's like saying you're too "manly" to not be an obese homosexual. Oh, wait, that's what you actually are, fattie.

>>13582448
It's hilarious, really. Everyone who doesn't drink coffee itt has to be a little bitch about it.

>>13581442
5
no thanks
F