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What's the most horrific regional cuisine you've ever tasted? I travel a lot for work and frequently find myself in Ohio since my company has an office in Cincinnati. Being Cincinnati, the local residents have an obsession with forcing everybody who visits their native habitat to eat chili spaghetti and will not take no as an answer. Each resident being has an entire song and dance routine to explain why the last several times you've tried it that either something was wrong with how it was made or it was from the wrong place or the lunar phase was incorrect for the amount of cheese shreds they put on top, which gives it the taste of dirty shoes sprinkled with cinnamon. Whatever it is, they make you relive the traumatic experience again and again because they simply can't accept that it's both a flavor and texture abomination.

How flyovers view themselves and their cooking:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JEUX8ptYHo
Reality:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnR2gQkeNyg

>> No.13566707

I've never been to the US and I never will
But I've always wanted to try the flyover cuisine you see on TV

What you guys call BBQ shits all over what my country calls BBQ

>> No.13566741

>>13566707
BBQ is delicious, but it isn't what is referred to as "flyover cuisine". BBQ is all over the US and every region does it differently. When we refer to "flyover cuisine" we're talking about spaghetti chili, stick of butter on top of a burger, tater tot canned food bake and stuff like that. Flyover cuisine is a blend of fast food, casseroles and each individuals region's famous bowl or plate of slop.

>> No.13566760

>>13566632
I love cinnamon in pastries and on fruits and shit but hate it on anything with meat. Fucking poisons me...

>> No.13566786

>>13566741
Oh okay so it's just white trash food?
We have that here. Pasta bake with whatever thrown in etc

Actually in my country, "BBQ" is classic white trash food. Think everything grilled black with no seasoning
Condiments include ketchup
Can you tell where I am from?
>t.white trash.


By chilli spaghetti, do you mean to say chilli con carne on pasta?

>> No.13566808

>>13566632
I'm flyover but I know how to cook, how these people get invented I cannot understand. The issue with being flyover is that the few good things you can make get really boring really fast, and they aren't special to look at anyway
>gratin
>chili
>meatloaf
>steaks, chops, sausages
>pies

>> No.13566828

>>13566741
>BBQ is all over the US and every region does it differently
so is flyover cuisine dipshit, nice deflection cope

>> No.13566847

>>13566632
>What's the most horrific regional cuisine you've ever tasted?
Kimchi.

Got it from a Korean place, I think it was authentic, but I couldn't eat because:

1) too salty
2) smelled like literal garbage
3) tasted like garbage smells

Sorry, Koreans. I like you a lot, but that's too much for me.

>> No.13567121

>>13566828
The difference is that flyovers don't have anything else and consider casserole to be haute. In that sense they have made it their own.

>> No.13567153

>>13567121
anyway i don't know not what it is about cincinnati and that shit. it's like they got pinned to it and stuck to it like a cult and refused to admit the obvious. it's not even an ohio or regional thing, it's strictly cincinnati

>> No.13568343

>>13566632
Well there's your problem, that's skyline, not gold star. I love Cincinnati chili, but if it's not for you that's fine. Plus, you're showing the frozen variety, which is an abomination. I've got to get gold star anytime I'm in Cincinnati. Run over to party source in Kentucky while I'm there, and jungle Jim's as well.

>> No.13568355

>>13566847
>too salty
its a side garnish, like pickles.

>smelly like garbage
well its fermented cabbage, what did you expect

it tastes better than it smells. Like a spicy pickle sauerkraut

>> No.13568358

>>13566632
So you just combine chilli with sphagetti and that's it?

I'm a flyover but I've never heard of this.

>> No.13568364

>>13566632
>visit shitcinnati
>eat shit

>> No.13568367

>>13566632
Chili Mac

>> No.13568385

Some of the food of the Mekong Delta, specifically Can Tho City, is absolutely horrific. I ate a platter of field mice there and it was every bit as horrible as it sounds.

>> No.13568393

Flyovers get so assblasted when you point this out OP. Then you realize that ignorance truly is bliss. These disgusting mongrels actually think people are talking shit to spite them; when in reality they bring shame to the USA.

>> No.13568427

yawn

>> No.13568584

>>13566786
>BBQ" is classic white trash food. Think everything grilled black with no seasoning

That is just grilling. Barbeque is low and slow (low heat and a long long cook time) rib meat should just about fall off the bone with just a little force
That is just ribs, there is also brisket and a ton other

>> No.13568605

>>13566632
It's called chili mac, is only made with macaroni like the spaghetti your bitch ass posted, and is served with a single slice of Kraft singles on top.

>> No.13568670

>>13566632
I looked at the thumbnail and thought this was another "eat insects!" thread.

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>>13566632
You misunderstand. Ohioans know their chili is bad. They're just tricking you into suffering again

>> No.13568752

>>13566786
Brazil?

>> No.13568759

I was in China a few weeks ago and actually tried eating bats. They look disgusting but it's actually pretty good, I had three of them. I'm kind of disappointed I can't find a restaurant here in the US that serves them.

>> No.13568780

>>13566632
There is literally no reason to hate Simply Sara. She seems very sweet and I'd happily eat something she made. It's not healthy, sure, but there's nothing wrong with her recipes.

>> No.13568786

>>13566632
Dutch "cuisine". Don't get me started.

>> No.13568803

>>13568759
Patient 1401

>> No.13568846

>>13566632
>dirty shoes sprinkled with cinnamon.
OP, you can get out of the forced meme by declaring a cinnamon allergy, which is actually something that does exist.
Ohio's breaded schnitzel like pork cutlet on a bun isn't so bad if you add some mayo..or is this Indiana? I forget.
But I think what's good eating there is the Polish origin food. Seek that out. Homemade peirogi, comfy sausages, delicious breads.

>> No.13568889

>>13568846
Orthodox bake sales if you aing't got no cousins to learn you.

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>>13566741
>tater tot canned food bake
Minnesota is not flyover and hotdish is delicious, FUCK you

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>>13566632
>christmas fluff salad
god help the midwest

>> No.13569803

>>13568358
spaghetti covered with chili (which has cinnamon in it), topped with onion or beans (optional), covered with a heaping mound of shredded cheddar cheese

>> No.13570250

>>13566632
flip cuisine wasn't great honestly. covered everything in ungodly amounts of spices. maybe i was just unlucky

>> No.13570266

>>13566808
Isn't it the issue of both anglo-german heritage and industrialized food (that actually falls under the first issue)?

>> No.13570279

British
Danish
Swedish
Dutch
Czech
Hungarian
But the ultimate worst was American cheap dinner food: everything is from a cheap can, boiled too long, no seasoning...worst than airplane food

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>>13566632
If you go to cincinnati go to Izzy's. Best rueben ever. If you're in the mood for Pizza go to Marion's and order a deluxe with sauekraut.

avoid cinci chili at all costs. It is the worst.

>> No.13570324

>>13566786
Australia?

>> No.13570335

>>13568759
Can I get the mu Shu pork and the Wu Flu bat to go?

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>>13566632

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>> No.13570412

>>13566632
>posting the most decrepit looking spaghetti chili you could find
You lie because you know that you're wrong.

>> No.13570422

>>13570350
>>13570346
>>13570345
Looks awful

>> No.13570424

>>13570344
>>13570345
>>13570346
and americans make fun of Indian food looking like shit...

>> No.13570441

>>13566632
>spaghetti chili
So wait, this shit is just spag-bol, with some chili and beans added? You call that cooking? Did I invent a new dish because I put sriracha on my bacon and eggs?

If it weren't for the chili I'd assume this was a feat of British "cooking"

>> No.13570446

>>13570441
It is sweet due to cinnamon. That's the catch

>> No.13570449

>>13566632
listen how fucking loud/hard that mongoloid is breathing.
i could almost feel it like the wind on my face during a stormy spring night.

>> No.13570460

>>13570441
Kek this dumb nigger hasnt watched the latest chef john episode

>> No.13570467

>>13570446
That's fucking revolting. Fucking hell, are we cooking for ten year olds? IT"S GOTTA BE SWEET MOM, ADD THE CHEETOS MOM, LETS BASTE IT IN SPRITE AND TWIZZLERS

>> No.13570505

>>13566828
BBQ didn't originate in flyover states nor do they have the most popular kinds of BBQ. Most BBQ you know is either from the coasts, the gulf states, or Texas. Flyovers don't have great sound on BBQ. They're garbage and have shit like deep frying BBQ and dipping it in sauce with the oil still in the meat.

>> No.13570506

>>13570467
only a woman would get this upset about what people she doesn't know eats. post your pancake titties ho

>> No.13570508

>>13570467
Kek

>> No.13570514

>>13570505
so is mobile, al and biloxi, ms somehow not flyover in your mental gymnastics when it's convenient

>> No.13570545

>>13570441
Americans have inherited all the awful anglo traits

>> No.13570560

I'm baffled by people who act like cincinnati chili is the most disgusting thing theyve ever heard of

its just chili with a distinct spice blend. Now, anyone who acts like a plate of this on noodles with a pile of cheese is great cuisine might be retarded.

>>13568358
the local pride is really just in the flavor of the chili itself. its a Greek influenced recipe with spices not usually in chili.

but then it just goes on hot dogs with cheese...or a plate of spaghetti...with cheese. So coney dogs or facsimile bolognese.

>> No.13570578

>>13570412
Yup. I might as well eat chef boyardee out of the can and then say all Italian food is trash.

Then again, I see these pictures of skyline that look good to me, orange cheese piled high, and I totally get why people mock it.

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>>13568385
>I ate a platter of field mice there

>> No.13570637

>>13570621
it would be so great if trump died from the corona virus

>> No.13570718

>>13566786
That sounds swedish as fuck.
Source: Am swedish.

>> No.13570721

>>13570637
He’ll lose the election this year and fade away.
Nothing but a bad memory.

>> No.13570848

>>13570446
But cinnamon isn't sweet, anon.

>> No.13570873

>>13570350
>they're all landwhales
lmao!

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13570884

this is something that most of western norwegians eat for the holydays

>> No.13570904

>>13570884
I see nothing wrong with that. Meat from the head is some of the most flavorful of all.

t. amerimutt

>> No.13570909

>>13570848
I'll fucking kill you

>> No.13570911

>>13570266
No? Anyone can cook anything, Mexican food is readily available all over flyover too

>> No.13570913

>>13570909
lmao do m*dwesterners put HFCS in their cinnamon too

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>>13569093
based jerma poster

>> No.13570996

Take your pick.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuisine_of_the_Midwestern_United_States#Dishes

It's just your standard subhuman flyover shit.

>> No.13571002

>>13570909
y tho

>> No.13571016

can you stop making fun of us
it makes me depressed :(

>> No.13571022

>>13570718
As a fellow swede that was my first thought as well

>> No.13571034

>>13566828

When most people think of bbq in the US they either think of pork based (the carolinas) or beef (texas) neither of which is flyover.

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>>13571034
so is this the official map now? seems fair. except florida shouldnt be randomly broken up, there plenty of states carried by a small section of it. illinois is turbo flyover outside of chicago in ways the florida panhandle will never be

>> No.13571082

>>13571068

I dont know if there is an "official" list but I'm not sure the gulf states qualify to he honest.

In common conversation the midwest states seem most closely associated with "flyover".

>> No.13571086

>>13571034
Beef bbq is based. Texas doesn't get enough credit for their cuisine. My only objection is the stance against beanless chili, which is misguided and somewhat undeserved.

>> No.13571136

>>13570721
the economy is doing well and the left is splintered, he's absolutely going to win, I'm putting money on it

>> No.13571185

>>13571136
He is a corrupt treasonous fool who will be too busy sitting in prison to be president

>> No.13571235

>>13568953
Lmao look at that "food" hahahhahah

>> No.13571250

>>13566632
Anyone who uses the phrase 'flyover' can safely be folded into an oven and left there at 450 degrees for about 120 minutes

>> No.13571259

>>13571185
You're mentally retarded, dude, this impeachment shit is all a show to keep you disaffected monkeys entertained

>> No.13571299

>>13566632
We have perogi pizza in my area and it's retarded. It's incredibly fucking heavy

>> No.13571308

>>13566741
>BBQ is all over the US
but good BBQ is only down south

>> No.13571314

>>13571086

Texans attempt to take more than their share of credit for everything and anything. Their bbq is trash compared to pork based.

>> No.13571331

I like beef and bean chili well enough, it's not what I prefer or call chili because I'm from the green chili region. But just chili and cheese on spaghetti can't be THAT bad, and if I was hungry I'd be happy to have it.

>> No.13571359

>>13570884
my biggest problem is the teeth.
Would eat if teeth were removed.

>> No.13571369

>>13571068
CO here, please begin reminding people to fly over, they keep coming out and trying to become budtenders.
There are so many californian bums our gay jewish mayor made street shitting legal.
help

>> No.13571421

>>13571068
Didn't realize New Orleans is considered flyover.

>> No.13571860

>>13571086

We really have nothing against "beanless chili" anon, only that it is a logical impossibility and incorrect figure of speech, as chili does not include beans. That non-Texans can not seem to grasp this basic fact is incredibly concerning, and quite frankly is simply another item on the (long) list of reasons for eventual Texan national self-determination.

>> No.13573083

>>13566808
>>13570911
Spices and vegetables are readily available, I can make food associated with whatever country I want.
Maybe us midwest queers should avoid raw seafood because we're not near the ocean but that's really it.

>>13570913
No, and the chili isn't sweet anyway. The cinnamon is part of the mediterranean/eastern thing, with all-spice and cloves and all that shit.

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>>13568953
>Minnesota is not flyover
yeah because you've been culturally enriched to the point where all you have left is tater tot casserole

>> No.13573251

>>13568953
if a dish contains mixed frozen veggies then it is by definition absolute trash

>> No.13573279

>>13570884
I see this in swedish food too. how do I get my potatoes to look like that? I've boiled potatoes plenty of times and they always look better than that. do they do something special with theirs?

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>>13566741
>stick of butter on top of a burger
Wisconsin was a mistake

>> No.13573292

>>13571421
coasties are so fucking stupid

>> No.13573328

>>13571068
Ha well someone likes to think Illinois isn't flyover
Nobody wants to go to Chicago you fucking losers.

>> No.13573351

this noodle chili looks just as stupid as putting rice in chili, its empty filler, I'd rather have all chili.

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>>13573351
Like this?

>> No.13573368

>>13573362
yea precisely like that.

>> No.13573378

>>13573288
Geesh, I wonder if the leftover puddle of butter is something customers dip fries or something into? That's heavy handed enough that once melted, there isn't enough meat or bun to suck that up. Stupid, really.

>> No.13573435

>>13566632
I’m laughing so fucking hard at this. It’s all true. Omg so true.

>> No.13573451

>>13570884
>most of western norwegians eat for the holydays
You're exaggerating greatly. But we do eat it.

>> No.13574492

>>13573288

that shit looks so nasty. i live in milwaukee and want to go there with my gf and see how horrible it really is...that is not the fucking norm around here, that is some extra nasty shit

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>>13568953
>hotdish

this is how it sounds when you call it that

>> No.13575565

>>13568343

If you're getting it fresh, Skyline beats Gold Star in my opinion. I don't know why but it seems someone is one or the other but not both. I HATE Gold Star. I gave it a fair shake but didn't enjoy it.

Frozen is interesting in that I like Gold Star over Skyline if it's chili spaghetti. Value wise the Skyline wins in the chili only, but you have to boil it down a bit.

Canned.. oh.. oh man that shit needs it's own prep time or you risk the extra shits. I've not tried this trick with Gold Star but you have to boil Skyline down for 15 minutes to get a good consistency.

>> No.13575580

>>13573279

It's a brand of potato suited to grow in northern parts. Very dry and fluffy texture. Like eating damp flour. Almond potato is the species I think

>> No.13575670

>>13571860
>Bean nationalism
ok cool

>> No.13575687

>>13570637
he eats every thing extra well done it's not happening.

>> No.13575693

Steak and cheese from that famous Philadelphia place I've made steakums that were a billion times better

>> No.13575807

>>13566632
Şalgam / Salgam.

Absolutely disgusting.

>> No.13575928

All this coastie seething and cope itt. Not everyone can be as diverse as yourselves with your avocado cafes, and soy bars, and uh vegan burger joints, and... uh.. hmm oh halal butcher shops and.... oh god, what other fantastic cuisine do coasties have? Oh! And your sushi restaurant #278! Yeah, not everyone can have elegant food such as yourselves. West coasties are even more fortunate because they to get to eat Fernando’s hot, moist shit out of a “taco” truck.

>> No.13575939

>>13571185
you did it redddit, you chased trump out of the cooking board

>> No.13575940

>>13570637
>>13570721
>>13571185
Rent free

>> No.13575963

>>13575928
ok boomer

>> No.13575973

>>13575963
Seethe and cope, coastie. Seethe and cope.

>> No.13575993

>>13575928
The point is coasties have FAR more food choice. Just because you're a coastie doesnt mean you have to eat some avocado vegan shit. We also have a shitload of high quality restaurants. All you guys have is frozen veggies, tater tots, and Culvers. Your seafood is shit, your barbecue is shit (except Tennessee) It's just all boring bland corn based shit.

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>>13575973
>Seethe and cope, coastie. Seethe and cope.

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>>13575997
Uh oh! Babby didn’t get his vegan avocado soy frappe today!

>> No.13576020

>>13571314
>She prefers pork bbq to beef bbq
>She thinks bbq smothered in sauce is superior to naturally moist smoked beef
Ishygddt

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>>13575993
>coasties have FAR more food choice
Not really a point when those extra choices are just soy vegan avocado burgers.
>We also have a shitload of high quality restaurants
Where the fuck do you think they source their meat, vegetables, and grains from, you urbanite retard?
>Your seafood is shit
Cope
>your barbecue is shit
Cope
>Its just all boring bland corn based shit
And more cope. Sorry corn and tater tots blows your 67-Michelin Star soy chink shit the fuck out.

>> No.13576217

>>13571068
Anywhere in the US that isn't a MAJOR international city like NYC, LA, SF, Miami, etc. is flyover. State-lines mean nothing, it's all about culture.

>> No.13576293

>>13576034
and that is why you americans will always be peasants

>> No.13576462

>>13573288
i feel like it was originally just a slight spread of butter but through a fucked up mix of dementia, consumerism and a generation of broken telephone the spread became a heaping glob.

>> No.13576801

>>13568343
skyline frozen dinner, at that.

>> No.13576827

Holy shit the midwestern butthurt in this thread is pathetic. Nobody cares if you are proud of your bland, inedible processed garbage.
>muh agriculture

>> No.13576836

>>13576034
>Not really a point when those extra choices are just soy vegan avocado burgers.
Confirmed for never having been to a coastal city. Like it or not theres way more choices than whatever hyperbolic meme shit youre thinking of, and usually way less fast food. The quality of each place varies, but id rather take my chances with some hole in the wall Greek/Chinese/Mexican/whatever place than any shitty fast "food" establishment.

>> No.13576866

>>13566632
I've had Surströmming, the rotten fish in a can that you can buy in Sweden.

I like fish. I eat a lot of fish, pickled, fried, roasted, salted and boiled, particularly herring. But never once in my life did I leave unpreserved fish for months until it became rotten and rancid and instead of throwing it out thought "Man, this would go great with onions!". Fuck the Swedes and fuck their rotten fish.

>> No.13576884

>>13576866
It's bad for you enjoy death

>> No.13576941

>>13571068
What the FUCK? How is South Florida flyover?

>> No.13576954

>>13576866
To be fair, surströmming came about when salt was scarce, due to war. Therefore one would use as little salt as possible when preserving fish so that it would still be edible. In a barren land with unpredictable harvests, and poor quality soil, it became a staple.
I feel bad for those who would have to choose between starvation, and surströmming.

>> No.13576962

>>13566786
>white trash food
niggas invented that actually. Might not have been kangz but goddamn bbq is good

>> No.13576982

>>13576866
Its not even a staple food, its just something that has survived for historic reasons and to cater to a very select groups acquired tastes.


>>13570446
Utter fucking disgust. Who the hell even came up with that slop?

>> No.13576987

>>13570279
>Hungarian
>Czech

Whats wrong with those?

>> No.13577000

>>13576034
>soy vegan avocado burgers.
you really cant speak in non-meme can you?

>> No.13577059

>>13566741
was gonna dunk on this post but saw you anons already did, thanks

>> No.13577145

>>13573288
that is so fucking nasty I don't even like butter on my grilled fucking cheese cause it makes me feel like a slob

>> No.13577158

>>13577000
considering half his points are literally just "cope", I'm gonna say no

>> No.13577613

>>13569803
>chili
>cinnamon
I have no fucking idea why this country is like this. If you take a single step out of any of the good states, you’re waist deep in shit.

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>>13577613
Forgot the picture. It’s why I don’t ever leave, everywhere I could go is worse

>> No.13577701

>>13576293
European nations are the only nations left on the planet that still have “villages.” Even African and Southeast Asian countries have moved up to towns. Your people eat jellied eel, pickled vegetable #34, and beans like it’s fucking 1304. To top it off, your governments tax you exorbitantly to the point where, if you’re lucky enough to move out of mummy’s village, all you can afford is a flat. Pathetic.
>>13577000
...he says whole green texting.
>>13577158
Cope

>> No.13577727

>>13577613
its a greek meat sauce with mediterranean spices
you know they put cinnamon in every one of your dumb european curries, right?

>> No.13577737

>>13577613
This american idiot thinks cinnamon is sweet

>> No.13577756

>>13566632
>will not take no as an answer

what happens if someone actually refuses?

>> No.13577780

>>13577756
They become the next batch of chili

>> No.13577824

>>13577780
yeah ok, figuratively, and maybe in a forest tribe. but what happens in the modern cement jungle?

>> No.13577850

>>13570637
>>13570721
>imagine being this mentally afflicted
Kek

>> No.13577857

>>13571185
Source?

>> No.13577865

>>13575928
I love for these self unaware seethe posts

>> No.13577903

>>13577824

It's too horrible to describe in detail. Succinctly put, drop the spaghetti and you wear the noodles. Just eat a bite to be polite. If it's not your thing, just say it's too spicy even if it's not. It's an acceptable tap-out.

>> No.13577940

>>13577903
lol. im not asking how to 'tap it out' nor for an indirect allusion. im precisely asking for a direct description. whats the danger here?

>> No.13577990

>>13576034
>thinks the coasts are just urban areas

>> No.13578049

>>13571299

Curious. What area? NY?

>> No.13578054

>>13571359

Eyes are a real turnoff for me.

>> No.13578069

>>13570884
dear shit fuck. how can someone sit on a table to eat that. savages.

>> No.13578093

>>13578054
it's fun when they replace them with a fruit or something.

>> No.13578127

>>13570345
That looks like a slöp 0f shït
Also, WTF, I can't say slöp 0f shït?

>> No.13578160

>>13571068
I'd say that's pretty accurate for having decent food standards. Though Louisiana is arguable because of New Orleans. They have some delicious food there.

>> No.13578167

Motherland: holodets. Fuck this shit, it's just frozen meat soup. Why would you eat stew snow jellied with fat is beyond me. The taste is hidden by cold, the texture is awful, you douse it with horseradish and try not to look. It's elaborate to make too. A number of my friends like it though, the perverts.

Belgians/Dutch/some Germans: creamy rice desserts. Not awful but reminds me of wallpaper glue. Keep sugar and rice away from each other.

Canada: poutine. It becomes inedible 5 minutes after it is assembled. The simple act of not mixing fried potato with gravy and cheese would be an improvement. It is tasty for 5 minutes however.

Central eurasia: was probably just the culture shock. As the ram is processed into several dishes and a meat stock for the next 6 months, the intestine/blood sausage really can't do away with the smell of farm beast. Most food in general is a variation of flour fried in oil with some really fat ground meat, or same meat made into very fatty soup with not enough salt and no veggies.

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>>13568605

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>>13570306
ive never seen a harder flyover cope.
>reuben on storebought bread
>literal fry bits referred to as "pancake"

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>>13575928
SEETHING

The westcoast is fuking based. I can literally eat authentic turkroach, spic, soul food, and bbq in the same day. Shit, i could eat your moms pussy if i wanted but her pussy juice probably taste like spaghetti chili. Stay mad flyover cuck LMAO

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13579470

Flyovers be like: Starbucks is exotic

>> No.13579486

eating is other's people houses sucks.
margerine, a plastic bag of "tomato sauce", knorr cubes. everything fucking salty.

but white sauce from a bag is the worst

>> No.13579498

>>13568712
Ohio hoards the good Cincinnati chili from everyone else because you haven't suffered enough to get the good stuff.

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13579511

Fucking chicken riggies.

I went to college in upstate New York and the chef at our fraternity house used to make this slop for us all the time. It was always vomit inducing and almost ruined pasta and chicken for me in general.

>> No.13579541

>>13579458
>west coast
>bbq

>> No.13579760

>>13579511
>pasta with meat and sauce
Huh?

>> No.13579800

I really, really did not enjoy South Australia grilling fare when I lived there. Everything that was put on the grill had little to no seasoning because they all seem to insist that the 'meat will do the work'. It was very painful to just eat completely bland chicken wings with little to no salt and no sauce.

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>>13577622
>the state that invented Detroit-style gas station slop and call it pizza
>trying to shit-talk anyone about "bad food"

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>>13568953
>Minnesota is not flyover
Coasties think they can change up the definition of flyover out of nowhere

>> No.13580051

>>13579458
Fitting some west coast trash used a capeshit gif

>> No.13580493

>>13571068
>that one chunk of Florida
Florida just had to be weird didn't it.

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Cinnamon in chili is shit, and chili on spaghetti is white trash food

>> No.13580663

>>13571068
Needs to be totally black, the US is just one big flyover state for anyone even remotely educated.

>> No.13580684

>>13578167
Holodets is garbage.
I have had it store-bought and babushka-made and every time it just tastes like cartilage flavored jello and dill.
All eastern european food is based around the fact that they were forced to eat garbage for centuries and the ones with enough taste to not do so just died. Russian nobles mostly ate French cuisine.

>> No.13580843

>>13569093
It's not supposed to have all that added sugar or marshmellows. It's really just fruit and cool whip

>> No.13580850

>>13568385
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmjlOuf5rpU

>> No.13580852

>>13571314
Truth. Nothing beats a good ass pulled pork sandwich with the pork smothered in spicy BBQ sauce with a little mayo and a little coleslaw heavy with black pepper.

>> No.13580873

>>13566741
Chili spaghetti is fucking great and I'm not even from Ohio. That shit in the OP is a frozen meal, even if it's Skyline branded. You might as well post a picture of a frozen Stouffer's lasagna and write off all of Italy for it.

>> No.13580883

>>13568953
>>13579921
It's worse than flyover because of the high concentration of niggers.

>> No.13581540

>>13577940
whats the danger in anything what a dumb fucking mindset

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>>13566741
don't FUCKING DISS TATER TOT CASSEROLE, BITCH

>> No.13582473

>>13566847
Kim chi is lit

>> No.13582552

>>13568343
>party source

sheeeit. that brings back some memories.

>> No.13582585

>>13571068
Vegas doesn't deserve to be flyover but the rest of Nevada does.

>> No.13582826

Roadside fish cooked at the home of my Grab driver in Vietnam. It was vile.

>> No.13582834

>>13568343
Each resident being has an entire song and dance routine to explain why the last several times you've tried it that either something was wrong with how it was made or it was from the wrong place or the lunar phase was incorrect for the amount of cheese shreds they put on top, which gives it the taste of dirty shoes sprinkled with cinnamon. Whatever it is, they make you relive the traumatic experience again and again because they simply can't accept that it's both a flavor and texture abomination.

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>>13566632
I don't know what the fuck you just posted, but chili mac is delicious you damned swine.
>carmelize chopped onions and garlic
>start browning ground beef
>add tomato paste and tomato puree
>add a variety of spices (Williams Original Chili Seasoning is great, and then you can add cayenne or crushed red pepper flakes to your personal spice preference)
>layer large, flat, semi-thick slices of Jarlsberg cheese on top (people who use cheddar are retarded, because its texture isn't gooey enough, and its flavor doesn't meld properly)
>close lid and let cheese melt
>serve over your favorite spaghetti (traditionally macaroni, but rigatoni, penne, or linguine)

>> No.13582958

>>13571068
Missouri has St. Louis and Kansas City. Show some respect.

>> No.13582985

>>13582943
Can also add beans or garnish to your liking, but I think that ruins it. The beans affect the sauce's texture and make it too mealy, while a garnish detracts from the perfect blend of Jarlsburg versus the ground beef/sauce.

>> No.13582991

>>13582985
For example, you see this shit?
>>13570344
That's a mealy sauce. That's what happens when you think going to Skyline fucking Chili is going to yield a good meal.

>> No.13583003

>>13582991
Oh, and the ground beef is way too mushed. It's supposed to be chunks of ground beef, like you find in a southwestern chili. Could also compare to the chunks of ground sausage in a white gravy. Too much mixing hurts the flavor, because the various spices are so strong. To get the full flavor, you need larger chunks so you can distinguish what you're tasting.
Note that the same logic applies to the cheese. See the shredded cheese? Poor person mistake. At most, consider mixing a bit of shredded cheese into the sauce if that's your thing. But layering large slice of cheese on top is what brings the whole dish together.

>> No.13583043

>>13566808
>chili
Sorry flyover chili’s best in the south, where it was invented, you fag.

>> No.13583099

>>13570911
Mexican food is garbage all over flyovers is what you meant to say.

>> No.13583128

>>13571860
Although it isn’t illogical to think chili would originally have beans because Mexicans created it. Though I prefer mine without.
T. Texas Mexican

>> No.13583152

>>13582943
>serve over your favorite spaghetti (traditionally macaroni, but rigatoni, penne, or linguine)
What the fuck do you think spaghetti is?

>> No.13583183

>>13566632
>Ohio
Just leave here whenever you can you fucking yuppie faggot

>> No.13583332

>>13583152
Quit sniffing your boyfriend's asshole and stop getting so caught up in terminology, you uppity faggot. You know it's a colloquial catch all.

>> No.13583649

>>13579511
fuck off riggies are based

>> No.13584220

>>13583332
who tf calls all pasta "spaghetti"

>> No.13584243

>>13584220
Non-gays.

>> No.13584254

>>13568712
OHIO WILL GROW LARGER

>> No.13584274

>>13577613
The last time I made chili, it ended up too sharp/acidic tasting, so I added a little cinnamon and it balanced the flavor profile pretty well. I didn't had enough that I could pick out the flavor of cinnamon in the final product, mind you.

>> No.13584295

>>13566632
Fucking grits

>> No.13584443

>>13568343
This guy is based
t. Cincy native

>> No.13585956

>>13570306
Izzy's is great, pickles on the tankless are dynamite. Nobody has to eat cinci chili. I love it, even bring bank cans of gold star everyone I'm home. Try the root beer stand when it opens in the spring, fucking love the Timmy dog. Burgers are tasty too.

>> No.13585976

>>13582991
>>13583003
>t. retarded S/SW merimutts that have keep thinking it's supposed to be "chili" when it's really just a meat sauce and the Greek guy that made it barely spoke English

>> No.13586015

>>13570446
So fucking wrong.
>>13570560
Eh, it's just craveable. There's nothing like it, for me, in a good way. It's not fine dining, but it's godamed good.
>>13571086
Poorly done brisket is abominable, and unfortunately, brisket is difficult to do well. Texas bbq has been horrible, on average, in my experience. However, when done well, it is truly fantastic. Also, are you legitimizing Cincinnati chili, being that it is beanless? Will wonders never cease.
>>13584295
Don't eat instant grits, dumbass.

And all these assholes going on about flyover states, don't go there. Or move. Or make enough to travel. Or don't eat what you don't like. Or go on about it ad nauseam. I don't care.

>> No.13586240

>>13585976
Whatever retard.

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>>13580684
That's absolutely wrong though.

You should read a book by William Pokhlebkin, this or any other written by him that you can get your hands on. This one probably focuses on soviet side of history but it can't really be separated from mentioning the imperial tradition.

>> No.13586426

>>13566632
Boiled cow Intestines. Tastes like rubber and garbage.

>> No.13586750

>>13571068
>Louisiana is flyover
>Illinois isn’t
AHAHAHAHAAAHA

>> No.13586781

>>13568355
with pureed onions and sliced green onions and pureed garlic and anchovy paste and fish sauce

>> No.13586806

>>13584220
Probably the same places that call all pops "cokes"

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13586810

Imagine living in a big city. Imagine having no culture except for being a soulless cog in Shekelburg's big machine. Imagine walking home from work, streets lined with gay pride flags, and having to dodge bullets from nigger shootouts and ride dirty public transit. Imagine returning from your corporate salaryman job to your tiny capsule room with a bed and a 10" TV. Thank God that I'm in """"flyover"""" country. Y'all just keep on flying over us, we dont want you here.

>> No.13586950

>>13586810
I sleep tight knowing that those people are absolutely fucked when the next big disaster comes.

>> No.13586988

>>13586810
That's quite a bit of 'imagining' about something that doesn't appeal to you. How about imagining you're enjoying your five-gorillion ShartMart beef patties stacked high and all the Busch beer you can drink. Ahhh, there we go.

>> No.13587204

>>13586810
>>13586988
Y'all are fucking hilarious. One has never lived in a city, one's never lived in the country. I bet y'all are samefags.

>> No.13587221

>>13587204
>Y'all

stopped reading

>y'all

stopped reading again

>> No.13588161

>>13570721
Keep telling yourself that faggot.

>> No.13588513

>>13571068
>all the people with brains shitting on this map for considering Louisiana a flyover
based
And I agree with you about Florida. Don't have enough experience with Illinois exclusive cuisine to pass judgement. The meme pizza is pretty good but I don't know if it's enough.

>> No.13588572

I can’t believe how defensive people from the shitwest get when you mention their garbage food. They keep bringing up agriculture as if the giant Monsanto mega farm that grown dent corn is feeding anyone. They forget that having access to a port affords cheaper alternative produce that you don’t need space to grow because you have money via something shitwesterners don’t: purchasing power and revenue from tourism. You think you’re are a bunch of yeoman farmers who humbly feed the rest of the United States while we point and laugh? That couldn’t be further from the truth. The truth is that there is nothing appealing about living in the bitter cold with the same 1000 people and your shit food is the smelly dingleberry on top. Sincerely, somebody who has a chance at social mobility and education.

>> No.13589169

>>13570350
Looks like it was done as a joke who the fuck wants that much shredded cheese

>> No.13589238

>>13579511
agreed, I'll take it a step further and say all chicken pasta is shit

>> No.13589325

>>13570279
I'm going to assume you meant "diner", in which case you must have gone to a chain. Every diner I've been to had ass kicking hand cut fries and hand formed burgers.

>> No.13589389

>>13588572
>social mobility
>go from renting a closet to renting a bedroom
I'm a coastie, but fuck hauty city dwellers that think they're temporarily disgraced millionaires.