/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13563915
looks like they're hiring anon, should apply and finally get a job

>>13563915
Is that Applebee’s most unhealthiest meal sampler?

>>13563978
>most unhealthiest

ok retard

>>13563978

>>13563915
love getting the corner booth to myself at the 'bees and tucking into endless appetizers and looking out into the parking lot, dreaming

>>13564386
>endless appetizers
Is this... really a thing?

>>13563988
Okay fattie.

>>13564386
How much is endless appetisers

>>13564391
>>13564475
I went looking and didn't see endless appetizers at applebees. tgi fridays lets you pick two of their appetizers and have them endless. I'll have endless ribs thanks.

>>13563915
Well it obviously has more substance than a sushi meal. Sushi isn't meant to fill your stomach it's a sommelier type of thing where you go to appreciate the smell, taste, and the ten thousand autistic micro details. You don't just chug fine wine do you?

>>13564491
>infinite food for $13
Surely there must be a limit to this somehow? What is to stop an entire family from coming in and ordering one appetizer and just getting as many plates as they can eat?

>>13563915
>disembodied "than"

indian?

>>13564842
One entry for person

>>13564842
congratulations, you can rationalize on the level of a 7 year old. yes, surely there is a limit.

>>13564870
How can they enforce this?

>>13564875
have you ever been outside

>>13564876
I try to go outside as infrequently as possible. I have only ever been to a restaurant by myself about 5 times.

>>13564875

>>13564876
What is to stop one person from ordering and then passing the plates around the table?

>>13563915
You could literally make something equal to this by just buying a bunch of frozen appetizers at Sam's Club. Because that's what Crapplebee's serves you. Frozen shit they get in mass quantities to overcharge morons for.

>>13564914
The cops when they tell you to get the fuck out and you don't.

>>13564933
They just have cops there on standby ready to prevent anyone from sharing plates? This kind of shit is why I don't go outside

>>13564942
There are these things called phones where you can call police and then they drive to where you are.

>>13564952
But still you're telling me that they will call the police on you for attempting to share food? That still makes me glad that I don't go to restaurants.

>>13564394
I think he might've been commenting on how "most unhealthiest" is redundant. You could just say unhealthiest without the most.

>>13563915
is there any place that does unlimited sushi?

>>13564970
No, they'll tell you to stop and kick you out. Then you leave unless you're a chimp in which case they call the cops.
>>13564974
Only if you're willing to eat lots of chink sushi at a Chinese buffet. Enjoy your coronavirus.

>>13564891
we believe you.

>>13563915
yanks have such a trashy cuisine

>>13563915
>>13564089
Purrrrrfecto

>>13566428

Rent free.

>>13564972

It's probably grammatically correct to write it with out the most

>>13563988
extramostunhealthiest

>>13566428
>that image
>first to black dicks
>obsesses about "yanks"
You guys have very little self awareness do you?

>>13567244
"est" suffix at the end of unhealthiest already means most

>>13563915
>superior than
If only moot had prevented mobile and non-US IPs from making posts.

>>13564491
This just seems embarrassing. You wouldn't want to do this in front of people you know, and I would feel equally mortified to do this in front of strangers. If I want to gorge on wings I just put the effort in and make them at home so I can watch a movie I want while boozing and making a mess.

>>13567416
I use my cell-phone if in weird situations like internet outages (cell has different service). A better solution to slow those faggots down and make them get bored with 4chan is to increase wait between posts to 15 minutes, to ensure they're posting quality content and not just glorified spam.

>>13564972
There are some places maybe not still in business the sushi was semi-decent and it was like $40 per person to enter maybe $45?

>>13567494
What a cozy plate of food

>>13564891
how old are you, child?

uma delicia

>>13568300
sleep tight mouser

>>13568300
he died doing what he loved

>>13568298
20

I can’t hardly tell what any of it is but it looks cooked at least so it’s automatically better than sushi.

>>13564875
They tell you to leave if they see you blatantly sharing food. If you then refuse to pay and leave, they call the police on you. It may sound silly an excessive, but its to prevent the whole "infinite food" thing you bring up in the first place. Otherwise you could bring a dozen people in and just endlessly order food.

>>13563915
what a better way to eat garbage food than by watching care bears at the same time

>>13564875
By telling you not to be an autist about it and to pay for your food.

Black dick

>>13564386
>love getting the corner booth to myself at the 'bees and tucking into endless appetizers and looking out into the parking lot, dreaming

I know this isn't true, but it is so damn tragic.

>>13570551
Seriously

>show for kids playing on the tablet
>herr derr sushi sucks!!! eat mozzarella sticks instead
>eating at what looks to be an applebee's

>>13572621
>endless appetizers

This has to be the fattest thing i've ever heard.

>>13563915
fug that looks tasty
their pick 3 appetizer deal looks based but I'm on a diet

what chain restaurant entree should I get curbside on my diet, bros? I'm thinking applebee's chicken parm plus a scoop of protein for 1600kcal

>>13564875

Depends on the server, I personally wouldn't care but my manager would get butthurt and more than likely the manager would be doing rounds for this express reason

>>13573256
>wagecucks literally PATROL the tables to make sure that nobody is shorting Mr. Goldberg
You can't make this shit up

>>13567393
Imagine hating your own country.

>>13563915
Health and nutrition wise, that absolutely is an inferior meal to sushi

>>13573272

>Mr. Goldberg is stressing out over niggers getting free food
>Still tossing out pounds of food at the end of the night anyway

fuck this whole system

>>13573319
We are literally living in hell

>>13564875

LMAO

>>13563915
Enjoy your 2,500 calories of fat and salt. How much do you weigh, OP?

>>13564842
>>13564875
>excuse me nig- ummm sir, we've obviously seen this trick a billion times so you and your friends can either order more food or fuck off.

>>13573538
This is exactly what happens. Some bunch of niggers comes in and one of them orders the endless and then they're all openly chowing down on it. Then they get thrown out, screaming about racism. White people do this shit too but at least try to be sneaky about it. And then they're always "but it was just one bite" even if they've been sneaking wings to them for an hour.

>>13570551
>what a better way to eat garbage food than by watching care bears at the same time
Kek, didn't even realize that.

>>13563915
Imagine the grease shits you get from eating that
like firing a shotgun into a bowl of pudding

>>13564974
There's a place in Medford MA that does that. I think it's like $30 or so

>a handful of chips
>frozen deep-fried apps
>couple chicken wings
>pita bread
this is the kind of shit I eat when I dont want to get groceries and I need to make a meal out of frozen leftovers... and they'll charge you 30$ for this kind of shit

>>13573272
>>13573319
>how dare people want to make money instead of being robbed blind by thieving parasites
Kill yourself degenerate commie.

>>13573948
Yamamoto in copley does it for lunch. Fuvking GOAT

>>13574179
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE HECKIN COPORATION NOT THE CUTE FLOOFIN GOLDBERGERINOS HOW WILL THEY SURVIVE IF WHITE TRASH STEAL $5 OF CHICKEN WINGS FROM THEM NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THINK OF THE JEWS!!!

>>13563915
>no fried pickles
pfft, fail

>>13564842
Retard

>>13567494
that food looks disgusting. what is that awful brown shit on the plate?

>>13573831
>like firing a shotgun into a bowl of pudding

what is wrong with your colon? this has literally never happened to me in my life. I'm 37 btw.

>>13564925
My grocery store sells these Friday's appetizers in the frozen section. Perfect for if you want to enjoy these wonderful dishes in the comfort of your own home!

>>13575091
A lot of these low-middle tier chains more or less serve literally the same shit they sell frozen under their imprint. They ship them out in huge quantities to the franchisees, and also sell the same shit to groceries.

Not sure about TGIFs but they certainly taste about the same as they sell you, for a higher price, at their physical locations.

>>13575118
Yeah it's the exact same shit only bagged and put in a box. They're just heating up frozen food for you at the restaurants.

This post >>13573763 got me thinking of a story I heard a while back so I looked it up. I'm so ashamed of my home state sometimes.

https://www.11alive.com/article/news/local/mcdonough/fourth-and-final-suspect-arrested-in-applebees-assault/85-575182536

>>13563915
People dont know real sushi. go to japan and have expensive sushi and you will learn that the garbo you have in the states isnt real sushi