/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Mans not looking too good

>>13571499
>pennies
Should've used dimes. Lasts 10x longer.

I'm on the wrong side of the internet again wtf

>lemon piglet
MY WHAT

>>13571260
this looks like something that could start another epidemic in some third world country.

>>13571566
Hahah, excellent meme, /int/-shit.

>>13571260
your little guy ain't doing to good there

I really hope we get monthly lemon piglet updates until the new year

>>13571260
i had to toss mine because it got covered in a white mold that made him ok like he had a white afro

>>13571543

>>13571562
>he wasn't there

>>13571594
>tossed his lemon piglet before the new year
That's bad luck dude

>>13571594
your house is too moist open a window

>>13571606
Absolutely CUTE and PUMPKINPILLED

>>13571630
i live in Florida, its 70% humidity inside and 100% humidity outside, not even exaggerating

>>13571612
we gave it a proper burial

>>13571659

In case anyone missed it
>>/ck/thread/13438773

>>13571645
woat

no lemon piglets fro you at room temp

>>13571673
thank you, i was looking for that

>>13571260
mine looks alright but i'm worried i think my mom's gonna have a bad year
;-;

>>13571876
I was gonna make a "you vs the guy she told you to not worry about" joke, but why the fuck do you have a pickled dog?

isnt this dangerous? I remember making a radio out of a potato and an iron nail as a child.

>>13571876
>>13571902
wtf!

>>13571902
You mean you don't have a pickled dog?

>>13571876
The more I look at this, the more questions I have.

I put him in a jamjar and filled it with coarse salt to preserve him. Never seen a salted lemon before so I'm pretty curious to see how he turns out.

>>13571876
GMO vs. organic.

>>13571917
What happened to your fridge

say something nice about him

>>13572082
He has a nice sea bear circle

>>13572082
well done anon, very unique

>>13572032
what do you mean? whats wrong with it?

cursed thread

>>13572194
tall boi

>>13572201
>blessed thread of good luck
fify

>>13572167
>>13572185
thanks, hes had a hard life but he is doing a good job of surviving

>>13572219
>but he is doing a good job of surviving
all that matters anon, good luck to you

>>13572236
hey wait a minute, that looks like a potato!

>>13572236
>why yes i am a lemon[speech 100]

>>13571659
>>13571668
>>13571765
>>13571772
>>13572236
im dying

i am very proud of each and every pig in this thread
even you, lime pig

>someone harvested my images from the old thread and posted them here
>someone else asked me about my fridge

;-; it's really rusty i live in the tropicals and my windows are all broken so it is very humid inside

>>13572194
Warpig

>>13571260
>>13571499
>>13571499
>>13571589
>>13571594
>>13571606
Looks like Corona developed a strain infectious to lemon pigs. 2020 is doomed.

>>13572278
i never intended to take credit, i saved them for because i like them and i wanted to pass on your spirit to others. pls forgive

>>13571260
this will go great with bat soup!

>>13571876
you momma gonna die

>lemon industry shills won

>>13572358
how dare you belittle a legit OC thread

>>13572433
These are cute

>>13571921
Put the Volquartsen trigger in that and thank me later

>>13572305
no, i dont mind at all, i'm glad you like them. i had fun with you all that night. i hope you have a happy year

>>13572509
thanks for that. my mom managed to jam the safety twice fooling with it and thought she broke it. bless her stupid heart

>>13572515
so far so good

>>13572660
he look like

>>13572685
wtf is that?!

Is it too late to make a lemon pig? I missed these threads during the new year

>>13571876

>>13572734
its never too late

>>13572296
This is like shadman levels of trying to hard to be edgy, gross.

>>13572734
better get on it anon

>>13571543
me too wtf

>>13572755
Save them while you can. They will be of historical importance in a decade.

i thought that was the famous bat soup everyone is talking about

>>13572194
Poor fella. He ain't pretty no more.

>>13571260
I threw my onion piglet out when I left where I was celebrating new year's.

>>13571876
Well, the year of the pig has officially ended..

>>13571902
>>13571876
My fucking sides

>>13571260
>piglet developed horns
Is this a bad omen?

>>13573004
>feels good man

>>13571876
lmao how old is the left one, tf is in the jar behind it

>>13571876
Nothing wrong, it's a guinea pig.

>>13571594
pineapple crop coming along well

>>13571260
he's not looking too good

>>13573671
very good, i have about 30 outside planted in the ground. The grocery store started punching the core out so you can't take the top and grow them but i found out if you leave them in water long enough they'll sprout roots anyways. Also they taste so much better then store bought ones because i leave the pineapple on the plant until its actually ripe and golden

>>13573830

>>13571543
>>13571562
>>13571611
it's a normie fb twitter meme from 2018/19 that /ck/ recycled for 2019/20 when normies had already stopped caring about it. the original meme was bolstered in popularity by the fact it coincided with the chinese year of the pig.

>>13572433
>>13572660
wow thanks for saving my potato birbs and pige <3

>>13572443
<3

I saved Code's pegg

>>13573870
bruh... it's from a 1971 cookbook and has been tradition for longer then you've been coming here

>>13572734
i also didn't realize to make the lemon pig. is it really worth making it? should i keep it for a long as I can? should i buy a jar

>>13573926
it was dug out and repopularised by that retro recipe twitter account. don't pretend you've even heard of it before 2018

>>13573954
>damage control

>>13572236
I'm going to start referring to potatoes as "Irish lemons"

>>13574287
i like that

https://youtu.be/apsIU58Tu9Y
Even Pepin knows what's good.

Do Americans really believe this will bring them good luck?
Amerishart education, everyone...

>>13571876
10/22?

>>13572734
You'll have to wait for next 2020.

>>13574808
Your brother dresses like a fag.

he held up about a week until my bf banged my neighbor in front of him while I was away and then threw him out.
you get your lukewarm boyblast on my couch, that's shame on me.
you throw lemon pigglet away, that's shame on you.

>>13574986
Um... I hope that's a sister because I did a masturbation when I saw the image before.

>>13575113
Sorry mate, you're gay now.

>>13573922
the penny is missing, but hes still got the bit of shell i was using to support the pennies weight

>>13571645
>100% humidity outside
Do you live under the sea?

>>13576068
honestly i questioned it the first time i saw it, but yes 100% humidity is really a thing and quite common in FL

>>13576068
Relative humidity =/= absolute humidity

>>13576139
I learned about that in Savannah, GA. I thought 100% humidity was rain, but evidently not.

>>13572292

This is very boomeresque

>>13576167
god GA got to even worse at 100% humidity, just drowning in stagnate air but at least it cools off at night

>>13576179
it comes from the time of boomerprime back in 1971

>>13575639
he ate the penny. bad fortune. you will live in poverty again this year.

>>13576392
keeping status quo sounds like a good fortune to me

>>13573870
>Noooo! Stop having fun and posting OC!

>>13572194
>>13576173
Is this bad for the boolets?

>>13576407
nice

I'd love to build one, but I also love my lemon juice.

>>13576421
naw the acidity will just make them shiny plus they'll have extra sting when they enter flesh

>>13576496
it doesn't have to be a lemon (just no limes >>13571776)

>>13576513
nice

>>13571876

>>13575138
i knew he was gay but i didnt know he was a pedo

>>13571876
This image is just so dense, the more i look into it the more it terrifies me.

>>13572699
It's a monster from Pikman

>>13571876
This is art

>>13571876
>lemon pigs
>preserved monkey
>wierd doll
>gun box
Did I get all the wierd shit?

>>13577682
the picture is pretty nice yes. art indeed

>>13574287
max kek

>>13577692
not even close... do you know where you are

>>13577775
probably feels good, tbdesu
it's like natural sounding

>>13577692
>Did I get all the wierd shit?
you must be new here

>>13577775
There is no way to get those out, it will cause an obstruction that means he won't be able to piss and his bladder could burst. Not even counting the chances of serious infections and kidney damage.

props to the jannie/mod, coolest one so far

yall all are wasting lemons

>>13576139
hey thats my lemon pig and my dirty ass cutting board

i used an ancient shrivelled lemon and my lemon pig came out mentally ill and almost paraplegic
its for the best

>>13578355
Who cares they are cheep

>>13571606
hey that's my pig. I didn't realize there was gonna be a follow up thread so I threw them out like a week and a half ago. Big pige got really soft and a bit moldy, he fell apart some when I picked him up. lemon pig got dried up and a bit moldy as well. I didn't want them to stink up the place.

>>13571668
longpic is long

>>13571260
You fuckers summoned the corona virus with your damn piglets.

i
i ate mine on the 8th day of the year
he tasted weird

>>13571902
only losers don't pickle their pets

>>13579730
what fucking animals are those
is that a puppy?

>>13571876

>>13571876
sorry this one

>>13571876

Based lemon piglets. I'll make one next time if i dont forget

>>13579527
The ritual is complete. Our effigies bestowed Nurgle's blessing upon us.

>>13572952
>somebody actually commissioned this
holy motherfucking cringe

>>13571876
How the fuck did it turn to dust??

bump

Best thread on 4chan

bump

>>13571668
that's a big guy...

>>13571876
anon...I'm so sorry

>>13572199
checked, and its fucking filthy m8