/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Why did you feel the need to include those toys in an unrelated food pic?
Are you a manchild?

>>13564889
Normally I'd say it's board culture, but he's missing the anime figures and firearms.

>>13564889
It's in the background, and at least it's not guns.

>>13564882
Why do you eat your burger raw?

>>13564882
Used the new burger knife for the first time. (Arugula has come back in style.)

>>13564889
My thoughts exactly
OP are you so insecure with you cooking skills you feel the need to distract with all that extra shit in the background.

>>13564882
>sesame street bowl

>>13564922
Just because there's a little pink doesn't mean it's raw.

>>13564882
I skipped work all this week and maybe worked 8 hours and nobody really said anything. It was pretty okay and I'm barely behind anything.

doesn't your food get cold while you make these shitpost threads

>>13564882
Fuck off with your shitty burger every damn time

>>13564988
Thats's like 90% pink

>>13565021
You should probably have sex before criticizing other peoples' life choices.

>>13565028
No.

>>13565008
A few things, but nothing important. In many cases the protein isn't supposed to be hot - that's what sauces and sides are there for.

>>13564882
Kill yourself via face burning-to-death-on-a-obviously-underheated-grill, faggot.

>>13564988
I hope you have a good butcher or you're grinding it yourself because that shit's raw.

shit vodka
popov is better

>>13565062
Popov is terrible, and this meme needs to die. Also, OP usually drinks Seagram's.

>>13565052
Pretty sure I've been shadow banned, so I'd at least like to share my new soy sauce dispenser before this thread is deleted.

>>13564882
Every night I wait up for these threads, fapping myself softly to sleep as I imagine how OP's clengifendious tummy spills out over his bed when he sleeps on his side. It gets harder and harder to cum every night. For the love of God man, post a picture of your stomach before I grind my cock to dust!

>>13564882
I glad you will die alone on your shitty floor. Its going to take 2 weeks before the neighbor's complain about the smell

>>13564882
are you 600 lbs, yes or no?

>fuck after a tiresome night of cooking elaborate meals I unwind by cooking an elaborate meal and taking extra time on presentation to show it on the internet
Whatever you say op

>>13564882
Are you saying he's better than you?

>>13564882
Are you cutting back on your taco bell consumption? You didn't order the tostada and only ordered two instead of three taco/chalupa type items.

>>13565455
That's exactly what he said.

>>13565484
Shouldn't be hard to figure out why. The new guy isn't in a limbo of being drunk and hungover.

>>13565088
Cruet. Can you regulate the flow by putting your finger over the hole in the lid?

>>13564882
nice toys numale redditor

>>13564904
you don't have a kitchen gun?

>>13565664
>do Americans...

>>13565673
wrong continent friend >:D

>>13564889
Let him be. He's an american consumer and popular culture is his shrine.

>>13564882
>toys from 90's tv shows
I need to rescue Abby from that hoard before it's too late.

>>13565060
I'm pretty sure the amount of vodka in OP's system will kill any potential pathogens.

Imagine wasting your money on fucking toys instead of saving it so you won't have to work in the future

>>13565221
I like this post. I like it a lot.

>>13566646
What is..."the future"?

>>13564882
>that soy sauce container

>>13564922
I have a feeling he doesn't actually eat it and he's just posting the raw burger to piss everyone off
Notice how he cuts it in half every time just so we can see how its not properly cooked

>>13566723
Why would anyone be pissed off? Only trolls pretend to like anything over mid-rare.

>>13564889
Farscape is apex kino though

>>13564904
Might have to talk to your therapist if you saw a picture of a gun, lol

>>13567009
Yum cold meat paste om nom nom

I hope you get coronavirus from your raw burger

That and I pray for your liver to fail every time I see one of these threads of your sad life

>>13567140
>and then after showing me his collection of frog images he went on to call [literally anyone else's] life "sad"

>>13567185
(you)

>>13566682
HE DRESSES UP HIS DOLLS

>>13567082
People get upset by these threads precisely because OP has really good taste, money, his health, and yet still insists on eating Taco Bell every day.

>>13567211
It's actually kind of ironic how zoomers - who were born in the era of post-irony - don't understand irony.

>>13567343
THATS your form of cope? Really? Yeah dressing a ghoulie ghoul in a hawaiian shirt is sooooo ironic dude.

YOU PLAY DRESS UP WITH DOLLS FAGGOT

>>13567545
Uh, action figure
/a/ is right to ban frogposting

>>13567577
Action doll.

>>13567577
No shit. /a/'s mods killed a lot of their board culture, but at least they don't have pepe and wojack spam. Today has been really bad, so it's probably a few faggots pretty much avatarfagging.

>>13567545
That toy comes with that shirt, but sewing new clothes for them actually sounds like a lot of fun. I'm going to dig up my old He-Man and measure him up.

>>13565052
This is why you are having issues on the line. No sense of reality.

>>13567605
That was actually a quote from Jacques Pépin's wife's son in law.

>>13567577
>>13567596
>>13567599
>>13567604
Holy christ you are all faggots. I have even more respect for the neckbeards that shell out paychecks for warhammer sets than this

>>13567658

>>13567604
I always regretted taking woodshop instead of home ec.

>>13567658
HELLO JOHN!
SO GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN

>>13567678
Woodshop had to cut and sand a stupid wooden car and do a race with CO2. Once it's over you get nothing. Home taught you how to cook/sew and you made comfy pillows you get to take home. I ended up taking Shop in high school when shit became useful.

>>13565052
>In many cases the protein isn't supposed to be hot

>>13567724
We had auto shop in high school, but I'm pretty sure it was just a way to keep delinquents to keep showing up. I was taking AP Physics and getting half the nerd grills drunk and high and losing my virginity to them. In retrospect I probably should have studied harder.

>>13567755
>imagine resting your meat

>>13565028
>eating burgers and taco bell and drinking alone posting on 4chan
Really

>>13565052
>>13565088
>No one replies to his post for 12 minutes
>Pretty sure I've been shadowbanned
How can you expect anyone to focus on your cooking when you're shoving dolls into your pic and acting like a neurotic delusional faggot?

these threads are honestly based
always interesting to see what cool stuff he buys
love the scifi series and neat books and toys
seems like a bro that i would love to just hangout with and have a couple drinks and eat taco bell and watch scifi series

>>13567658
Warhammer is based and if OP is going to be this much of a weird faggot he could at least have bought pink Whitney new Amsterdam vodka and not the regular garbage

>tfw went to taco bell tonight
>sold out of every double stack except the nacho one
>get two anyway
the reaper ranch was sold out last time too, fugg, it's about that time, they're gonna be gone in the next few days

>>13568328
>drinking alone posting on 4chan
Literally me twice a week.

>>13564882
Fatass

>>13568672
Warhammer is pretty gay. Sorry, just passing by, and wanted to make sure you knew that.

>>13564882
You finish your shift. Make a burger. Go to a liquor store, and then Taco Bell. Then go home. Neatly arrange it all for photos. And eventually you eat this burger.

My question is, isn’t it cold and soggy by then?! Why not just eat the burger at work before leaving?

>>13569494
Because he's a faggot seeking social interaction on 4chan instead of real life. Most people come here to shitpost to pass time, he comes here for the validation he feels from every you.

>>13569494
If he did that he'd miss out on all the upvotes

>>13569517
And yet, here you are. Every thread falling for his bait

>>13569476
I don't know much about it myself, the lore of the warp sounds neat but irl the only person I know who was into 40k was a femboy from /r9k/ who would send me videos of himself fucking a dildo so I'm inclined to agree.

>tfw I didn't get into his autistic roleplay and fanfics so he ghosted me

>>13569529
>Every thread
Nigger I don't even come to /ck/ often. I can just tell OP is an attention seeking faggot from my /wowg/ days.

>>13569583
Sure bud. Whatever you say.

>>13567212
>Health
He's a drug user and an alcoholic who is probably very close to being replaced at his job by someone who hasn't made those mistakes. He'll have a wake up call when he commits manslaughter while drunk driving or when his organs start to fail.

These self indulgent /soc/ threads make me miss the pink doll guy, all he did was talk about his crappy fast food and have a doll in the corner. Or that shitstain dollar gook, he just spammed food pics to look at. This OP is sickeningly out for approval and attention.

dude you are so fucking annoying. get a trip so i can filter you. stop posting your shitty blogs after working. no one gives a fuck. i hope you get diseases that kill you from your raw ass burger. post bites taken out of it or I refuse to believe you eat that shit. your toys suck. put a bullet in your brain.

I know this is how you get off and this is how you socialize but you need to realize everyone here hates you and wishes you were dead.

>>13569869
>>13569901
>>13569909
literally all >>13569583
seething lmao. imagine samefagging on /ck/

>>13566654
Upvote it

>>13569901
>post bites taken out of it or I refuse to believe you eat that shit
At least read the thread before posting.
>>13567009

>>13569921
please get a trip
I don't want to see your threads anymore

>>13565436
>elaborate
could you elaborate on how a burger and some fastfood nachos is elaborate

>>13569931
I saw that pic and that's not a bite. look closely. he cut it out. there aren't even any teeth marks in the bun. also, funny you mention same fagging when you just double posted. get a trip.

imagine being so starved for attention you need to post bait threads on 4chan every night. get a fucking life loser.

>>13565052
>the protein isn't supposed to be hot
Fucking hell, man. You don't deserve to be on the line. Leave it for the real cooks.

>>13569965
this guy is a nightly troll who for some reason the mods won't ip ban. he does this literally almost every night. posts some shitty blog and posts his gross food and gross action figures. he hasn't figured out that soc exists for needy attention seeking faggots like him but i wish he would go there.

>>13564882
I've been out of the restaurant industry for about a year now since I quit my last line cook job to finish my degree. Going from classes 5 days a week with reading and homework to working doubles all weekend was brutal and soul crushing.
But I'm actually really missing it. The rush of knowing the orders don't stop coming and if you lag for even a second you'll get buried in orders, all while servers who completely failed at life and should be in jail, not serving food, come and yell at you because they forgot to ring in an order is actually exhilarating.
The dinner rush on a Friday or Saturday is balls to the wall but it's fun. Can't explain it.
I think after I graduate I'm not going to try and get a job with my degree and just move to a bigger city and try and get in a good restaurant and just put in the time and work up to exec chef.

>>13569969
You seem like an alright dude. We think alike.

>>13569969
I've been cooking professionally for around a decade, with a couple years off spread over that time, and It's honestly a lot like having a girlfriend you live with; you really, really miss it when it's gone, but once you start back up it gets old real fast and you kind of just want to kill yourself. I can cook pretty much anything on a technical level and work any station on a crazy as fuck night, and also run the kitchen, expo, do inventory and cost out the menu, but I've come to accept that I'm just not creative enough to be a real chef and open a restaurant with my own food. I have pretty good taste when I try other anons' cooking, and can bust something out if you give me a basic idea of what you want, but I just don't have that creative side when it comes to cooking. I'm usually the last guy anyone want's to call out sick on a weekend night, yet when I start a new job and the chef asks me to just look around and make something I start having heart palpitations.

>>13569966
Whenever I get on /ck/ the first thing I do is hide his threads because I am sick seeing his threads.

>>13569989
Maybe it's just me, but hiding a thread that you keep open and are actively monitoring and replying to seems a little bit silly.

>>13569989
I know. i report all of his threads but he is still here every single night. I would hate him a lot more if I didn't pity how much attention he needs. obviously this is his only social outlet. WHICH IS REALLY GOD DAMN ANNOYING BECAUSE THERE IS A WHOLE BOARD DEDICATED TO PEOPLE LIKE HIM. its called soc.

>>13569984
Cheers bro.

>>13569987
Honestly I'm afraid that will be me. I like cooking, whatever it is. But when it comes time to make something from scratch or come up with some ideas I just revert to the same couple things. I'm not as creative as much as I just like to learn and get good at cooking new things.

>>13569989
>>13570005
Obviously not true. Such anger. If you really hated OP's threads you would just ignore and report them. Yet you choose to be active in them. Your seething gives him strength. Nothing you say will ever make him change his ways.

>>13570003
This is the first time I've actually posted in one of his threads since he started doing them in 2018. The guy is pathetic. He needs to take his attention seeking ass to soc or a therapist or an AA meeting.

>>13570013
get a trip please im not the only one who wants to filter you.

>>13570015
Calling anyone who calls you out OP of the thread is the classic cope. You are called out as a hypocrite and have no argument left. Seethe

>>13570022
I can't imagine anyone actively defending the op so that leads me to believe you are the op. no one wants to read your nightly blog fag. get a trip.

>>13570028
I am defending against you implants who came here in 2016 who try and destroy board culture like you did with dinotendies

>>13570032
so im an implant because i hate this dudes nightly blog? there's a board for blogs. if he doesn't like soc he can go post his blogs on fucking MySpace. this is a cook in board and just because he works at tgi Fridays he thinks he's entitled to grace us with his nightly blog and raw burger pics.

>>13570037
So obviously new. Shitposts over an extended period that have soul are board culture. Every thread this OP makes gets a ton of replies. Why? Because it's unlike anything else posted here. It makes newfags who think "food and cooking" means gordon ramsay seethe because they have never witnessed shitposting before and can only think as if this is a leddit sub. So again. Prove me right>>13570013
You can hide and report the thread. Or you can seethe and be mocked

>>13570046
You are so obviously the op. Please kill yourself.

>>13570046
i am so sorry you have no life and no girlfriend and need to post blogs on ck every night for attention. im so sorry the cute waitress won't text you back and she seems like she wants to run away every time you make small talk. its probably your immense body odor.

>>13570049
>>13570053
You have chosen to seethe for eternity. Poor choice on this site. Just an fyi. The OP of these threads is a narcissist. He responds as himself. From the past year of his shitposting it is also clear he doesn't post 3'rd shift east coast hours. Reply some more though. >>13570013
Btfo's all of you newfags every time. You know that reporting the thread and then hiding it is the best course of action. Yet you always click and always seethe. And OP will always get hundreds of replies. You can't prove me wrong

>>13567009
>another day, another burger
Haha, what the fuck is going on in this thread? Does /ck/ really not like OC anymore? I personally go into every OC thread, usually leave a scathing reply, and then post something helpful/informative in the next post; I always thought that's what this board was all about. If you don't like these threads just ignore them, lol. I'm sure there's a thread about your favorite youtube waifu, or trolls trolling trolls pretending to be vegan, or tipping thread #23542462434234.

OP I know food service workers are usually druggos and alcies but the amount of booze you post is disturbing

>>13570158
I even cooked my burger a little closer to medium tonight, since so many anons threw a hissy fit about me eating "raw" ground beef last time, even though I've never gotten sick from eating a medium rare burger.
>>13570186
>the amount of booze you post is disturbing
If you go to a doctor and tell them you have a drinking problem the first thing they'll ask is how much you drink. When you give them a figure they'll then immediately triple it, because alcoholics are liars. Chances are you know one or two alcoholics, but you don't even realize 90% of the time that they are absolutely plastered, because that's just their normal, and they always lie about how much they drink. tl;dr: most people don't really understand how much a person can drink before being non-functional or having serious health issues. That said, I only drink a small glass or two of whiskey every night, usually one beer, and half a handle of vodka throughout the day.

>>13570243
You're leading yourself to a pretty painful death mang, maybe you get lucky and it doesn't kick in til later in life, maybe you get unlucky and multiple organ systems start falling apart within 3 years
It's a pretty grizzly way to go, reconsider

i dont believe you’re a restaurant owner, no one with management abilities would post 7 pictures of their shitty burger and 711 nachos with walls of text schizo rambling about trolls and alcoholism

>>13565664
>not a single salad gun, soup gun, steak gun or dessert gun

>>13570243
> That said, I only drink a small glass or two of whiskey every night, usually one beer, and half a handle of vodka throughout the day.
So 3-6 whiskeys, 3 beers, and one and a half bottle of vodka in a day
sounds like an alcoholic to me

>>13570243
the health problems may not come now, but with age. Be careful man

>>13570158
What room is this table in? At first your pics seems like you just had cluttered coffee table and you were the typical alcoholic chef unwinding after a shift. Now the pics are Reddit tier karma whoring

>>13566654
Post it to your favourite subreddit

>>13569462
One of the locations I go to put up a handwritten sign on the drive through menu saying that reaper ranch has been discontinued.

>>13572367
F

>>13569494
Did you see the burger? It's still cold inside when it gets off the grill

>>13564882
>shit tier food
>shit tier knife
>shit tier "hobby" of collecting cringe figurines
Only the whisky choice is somewhat okay

>>13572367
Went to another location tonight and they also put up a sign. (My hands might have been a little shaky.)

>>13574860
It's Sunday night, so that means sushi and nachos.

>>13564882
>work a thankless, stressful job
>go buy toys and liquor with your money

i can't understand the minds of low men

>>13574870
Yeah, I really don't understand these kind of people either. My best guess is that their minds have been corrupted over years of having intercourse with the opposite sex. Good thing we're not degenerates like them, amiright?

You are so disgustingly fat that I honestly hope you are the first chan poster who dies from the piss beer virus.

>>13575003
Show me how fat he is.

>>13574864
Party nachos is a lot of food, but if you're going to do it you should remember to add tomatoes.

>>13575003
.394 isn't piss beer.

>>13575139
.394 isn't piss beer, but this disgusting faggot is going to die from the piss beer virus.

>>13565664
i live in my kitchen and have two guns in there, one by the door and one by the stove, but i have been working a lot so they've just been in the same places for months and sort of dissolved into the ambiance and i forget they're there until i post a pic of something like one of my cats or a plate of food and of course the first thing a new eye sees is a gun and i feel like a dickhead but i never move them

>>13575239
>tfw your kitchen gun dissolves into the ambiance

>>13575239
>>13575261
Imagine cheaping out and settling for an ambiance-soluble weapon.

>>13575261
Someone should make this a banner.

>>13576670
why did you bump this shitty alcoholic thread

>>13576670
it's not cooking related

>>13565436
>making a hot sandwich and some cheesy chips
Truly, a marvel of science.

>>13564882
please stop eating raw meat

>>13564882
>look at me I'm an incompetent retard
just stick with taco bell fatass

>>13564882
That's a pretty dope Scorpius figurine.

>>13576711
It's relevant to the board culture.

wait so OP just sat there letting his food get cold and played dress up with his dolls for like fuckin 30 minutes while at the same time denyin that his food was raw?

>>13565060
it's medium, you have obviously never touched mince meat in real life

>>13576903
it's not even browned on the outside
that's raw

>>13576908
it's pink not red, learn to fucking cook or get the fuck off my board

>>13564988
Did you try to copy that burger Jack made? Because it looks identical

>>13577005
It really doesn't.

>>13564882
I drink some good bourbon and try to keep the thoughts of what I could have done better tamped down. Don't worry OP, there's a high quality family diner in the sky waiting for all of us.

>>13577020
Don't you ever fucking reply to one of my posts ever again, faggot.

>>13577173
huh?

>>13576925
>that's raw
it's minced meat you fucking idiot. its not supposed to be pinked throughout.

>>13578085
There's nothing wrong with a mid-rare burger.

>>13578168
cold meat paste is so yum

>>13578185
Burgers aren't made from "meat paste", retard.

>>13567658
Do you know how much those neckbeards spend on wargame shit? Because there's no way you really believe that.

>>13577046
>Don't worry OP, there's a high quality family diner in the sky waiting for all of us.
God is inviting you, anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDEBz25lGdY

i didnt read anything in this thread, i just saw harvey and wanted to say hi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuFNZJe6PSM

>OP gets to constantly shill his shitty taco bell/raw burger/alcoholic threads but I can't have 1 joey thread
Life isn't fair bros.

>>13578471
Probably because Joey threads are off topic.

>>13578471
>Joey eats FOOD and reviews FOOD.
>OP just shitposts about being an alcoholic while posting pics of taco bell next to figurines

>>13579502
Doesn't Joey just eat fast food? It's not like any of the nu-/ck/ e-celeb threads actually talk about the food or cooking anyway.

>>13564882
Seeing that Flukeman figure hit me with that 90s nostalgia. That episode scared the shit out of me as a kid.

>>13564988
>a little pink

>>13576885
you're a cock-sucking niggerlover coon.

>>13566682
>toys
>dolls
>switch

>>13567577
If you can dress it up, its a fucking doll

>>13564882
Did those toys come with your happy meal?

>>13580697
Id dress you up Anon

>>13575139
It looks like a melon screaming in pain

>>13580833
Really?

Burgers, toys and knives ? Eating only fast food ? Isn't that all a tad childish anon ? Eh, who am I to judge, enjoy anon. We need to have a serious conversation about that pink sesame street plastic plate though.

Burgers, toys and knives ? Eating only fast food ? Isn't that all a tad childish ? Eh, who am I to judge, enjoy it anon. We need to have a serious conversation about that pink sesame street plastic plate though.

>>13574887
>having copious amounts of sex
>poses toys, sesame street plates, and taco bell together just to schizoblogpost on /ck/ 50 times a month
Pick one.

Why don't the worthless jannitards do their work and get rid of these threads?

>>13581043
because its "food"

>>13564922
That's a perfectly cooked medium rare burger I can taste the juices from here

>>13581043
Why do newfriends hate OC?