/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13561988
literal diarrhea
do americans really

>>13561988
YO LIL DONNIE *PFFFRRRRTTT* I JUST ATE A PLATE OF MY RUNNY POO ON NOODLES WHAT YOU THINK OF THAT DONNIE DUM DUM?!

>>13561993
No. These are people from "Ohio". Which I'm not convinced actually exists.

>>13561988
>>13561993
WHERE ARE THE OYSTER CRACKERS?

>>13561998
Ignore Ohio at your own peril

>>13561993
>Med Kniven For Struben
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>>13562018
>Northwest West Virginia

>>13561998
I’ve been there anon, it’s a shithole, but it is real, unfortunately.

>>13562018
>you are in Ohio
oh fuck, I really am! goodbye, /ck/

>>13561993
There's dishes from all around the world that look like a brown slop o' shit. Do people from your shithole country really?

>>13561988
That looks horrible. His cooking was always mediocre but now it's actually getting downright bad.

>>13562354
I remember when people used to put effort into bait.

Lmao coasties btfo

>no cocoa powder
Not real cincy chili

>>13561993
>scandis trying to dunk on any country's cuisine
come on man

>>13562018
I'm an Ohioan but I still don't know why this image always makes me laugh so much.

I live in Columbus but honestly Ohio isn't real. Not real-real. You know how airports feel? Bus terminals? Ever been in a school, but not during school hours, like late at night? It's a physical location, but it's a non-place.

Listening to this man feels like having a stroke. I hate him so goddamn much

>>13561988
man, i love chef john but he's been putting up some really shitty recipes lately

>>13563680
i hate you more and wish you nothing but the worst

>>13562018
I hate this image. How is Illinois able to be invaded at any time but not New York??? An invasion by water would have to go entirely around Michigan to Illinois but it is like 80 miles if that to New York through Lake Erie.

>>13564050
this to be honest

>>13562018
Ohio is absolutely not the Midwest. Fuck you for hosting or attending the Midwest anything

>>13564817
Ohio is the first stop in the midwest you fucking retard.

>>13564858
Absolutely not. that would be Illinois

>>13564863
The midwest is defined by the first covered waggon faggots headed west from the 13 colonies. Until they hit the Mississippi, then they were in the midwest.

>>13564877
Uh, and apparently a few states past the Mississippi...

>>13562354
That's what Cincinnati chili looks like. If you get over the fact that it's called "chili" and just view it as a pasta sauce with meat in it, it's good.

PROTIP: 4 way is best way.

>>13561988
>/ck/ begs me everytime I talk about my steak preference to explain WHY I like well done steak
>I refuse to tell them
>/ck/ btfo again

>>13564968
Fucking hang yourself in the shower, no one will miss you.

>>13564976
i take baths

>>13561988
Flyover threads get saged.

>>13564978
Based.

>>13564999
Nice trips, but I don't understand why you people have this hatred for your fellow countrymen based on where they live. It makes no sense, compared to hating people based on things like their skin colour or accents.

>>13564999
Needs trips amount of cheese instead of just fake trip cheese.

>>13564978
Oh, a third-worlder with no running water. That makes sense.

>>13565020
That city apartment of yours too small for a full-sized bathtub, bub?

>>13565020
well you better go catch it then

>>13565025
>>13565029
I take golden showers from your mom's pussy, you beta perma-virgin faggots.

>>13565029

>>13565040
Talk about a zipperhead. Heh.

>>13563676
>You know how airports feel?
3 AM in an airport is literally the comfiest feeling you'll ever encounter. It's like being in a little slice of civilization that only exists to cater to you.

>>13561993
>chrome

>>13565009
Coastal cucks need someone to look down on to convince themselves their soy filled lifestyles walking through streets filled with heroin syringes and human feces, and literal medieval diseases like leprosy and the black plague, are not a colossal blunder.

>>13565182
You're literally no better than he is.

>>13565200
I literally am much better than he is. For one thing he's fat.

>>13562354
>>13563891
He gets requests for certain recipes. He got a lot of requests for this one, so gathered up the info to cook it. He clearly said this isn't his style and doesn't choose to make shit like this, hes simply teaching it to his audience who demanded it. It was their "Food Wish".
If you have better ideas for video topics, then you should email him.
Its also Super Bowl season, and Chef John appears to be a sports fan. He must bring a lot of snacky shit to parties because this time of year he always has mass appeal party foods.

>>13565263
based and johnpilled