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Whew. Almost got rekt today. Someone removed the coffee labels and I accidentally drank decaf instead of sumatra. Then I skipped lunch and had bhig headache at the end of work. Was starting to feel like bio camp part 2. Kwik drove home and slammed some dew with excedrin (would have prefefred tea but that takes too long to make). Feeling fine now.

>> No.13563059

>>13563046
Based.
Fuck caffags. enjoy your ruined gut and endocrine system.

>> No.13563066

>>13563046
Yeah, if I don't drink some coffee or Coca-Cola each day my bowels start slowing down and little bodily pains become more noticeable than I prefer. I always make sure to stock up on Coke from the vending machine before leaving work on Fridays specifically so I have something to drink at home over the weekend.

>> No.13563067

>>13563046
Dew? Please don't tell me you mean mountain dew.

>> No.13563071

>>13563067
What the fuck else would someone mean by "dew," in modern times, in a conversation about drinks with caffeine?

>> No.13563076

>>13563059
Caffeine improves your gut and endocrine system. When sophisticated coffee drinkers feel bad from a lack of caffeine it's really because we don't like being brought down to the level of you non-caffeinated rabble.

>> No.13563099

>>13563046
Have you tried crystal methamphetamine with your coffee? I find that Crystal Meth helps me at the office after a long day of crunching the numbers and interfacing with my co-workers.

>> No.13563165

>>13563099
>tfw when Karen starts asking about the TPS reports before you've had your crystal
FUCK YOU BITCH

>> No.13563171

just got some pocket coffee in the mail

condensed coffee goo sounds so useful

I still don't get why you can't snack on coffee beans. what if you cooked them like black beans?

>> No.13563182

>>13563171
Who ever said you can't snack on coffee beans? Tons of candy companies online sell chocolate covered coffee beans

>> No.13563185

>>13563171
You can snack on coffee beans, I had some dark chocolate covered coffee beans last night

>> No.13563188

>>13563099
Never had crystal but ive had desoxyn which is prescription methamphetamine. Was up for 3 days straight. Felt dead after I finally slept and it took a good 5-6 days to start feeling normal again.

>> No.13563202

>>13563182
>>13563185
those are mostly chocolate
I got those too but it's like a big ball of sugar. I don't want to get beetus

>> No.13563229

>>13563202
Then just buy some coffee beans you dumb faggot

>> No.13563407

>On average, eight coffee beans provide an equivalent amount of caffeine as one cup of coffee.
damn I don't want to die bros...they should put warning labels

>> No.13563503

>>13563046
I can't imagine being so caffeine dependent that going 8 hours without a cup of coffee would give me a fucking migraine. Seek help, OP, you have a problem.

>> No.13563511

>>13563503
How do you know he wouldn't just get migraines all the time if he never started drinking coffee? It's probably just an effective medicine.

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13564788

>>13563046
Wait what the fuck was that about bio camp

>> No.13564798

>>13563076
Substance-dependent cope & seethe