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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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It's 3:30am and I work a double shift tommorow. Talk to me /ck/

>> No.13538637

>>13538584
you should really go to bed

>> No.13538643
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>>13538584
Explain this

>> No.13538648

>>13538643
Some weird kink.

>> No.13538649

>>13538643
do American's really do this?

>> No.13538654

>>13538643
I M A G I N E

>> No.13538657

>>13538643
Was expecting him to smell the finger. Also based

>> No.13538661

LOL That's how women check their freshness...they literally have a hole between their legs

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>>13538661
TRANNY POST TRANNY POST

>> No.13538675

>>13538661
You ever think about how every society since the dawn of time has viewed women as second class citizens? I wonder if it's a coincidence

>> No.13538679

You never smell your fermunda cheese to make sure it's properly ripe? My girlfriends love my funk...

>> No.13538680

On the flipside I love a properly ripe pussy it's got the right sweetness...it can happen at any time even during their period if my body is craving extra iron or something...

>> No.13538687

>>13538679
It's fromunda cheese. As in "from unda your balls".

>> No.13538689

Prime time to get in there is right after yoga or whatever bullshit they do to get their goonch sweaty

>> No.13538691

>>13538687

English is my third language you fromunda berry

>> No.13538704

BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPsnnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

>> No.13538710

Pussies can get fucking revoltingly nasty though that balls will never achieve...like throw up in the sink after sex disgusting, but I'll indulge that it's a fucking hole between their legs and who knows how many other Tyrones pumped their stinky subhuman seed in there before me

>> No.13538717

>>13538704
Females are disgusting, but they are still human beings so you might as well indulge in the pleasures of their funk...pain is pleasure child

>> No.13538723

I don't even like giving anal sex, but can you imagine? That's submission and dedication even for someone with another hole evolved to take a phallus....

>> No.13538724

>>13538723
Women don't deserve pleasure

>> No.13538725

True story, I have one chick who can't cum from anal sex so that's all she gets lol

>> No.13538810

>>13538691
kek, you're good, senpai

>> No.13538840

>>13538810
I can only talk about it anonymously...if the normal people in my life only knew the extent of my drug and alcohol fueled depravity

>> No.13538863

You just hope you don't get HIV which I hear is semi-curable so not as scary as it used to be and I figure if you're not gay it's game on

>> No.13538876

Actually you just hope you don't give anything to the married ones...