/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13535596
As vegans, we have a duty to stand in the way of the rape and murder of bovine...and I have not only failed, but committed both with a cow I paid a pretty penny for.

>>13535608
In my state, it's legal, and free if you do it under cover of darkness or in the comfort of your own home.

>>13535608
Did you consume dairy, my child?

>>13535679
Yes; I did that, too,

>>13535695
Was the cow alive or dead by that point? Serious question, this really matters.

>>13535596
I didn't do anything wrong, for I am a good anon. I'll take the beans and rice, thanks!

>>13535702
Dying...like, "it was alive when I started,"
It was weak, and I was weak.

Sunday’s are for celebrating the Resurrection of the Lord and a time to eat meat! Friday’s and Wednesdays are for remembering his Passion, and thus abstaining from meat is appropriate. Save the vegan food for Friday!

>went into McDonald's to try vegan dippers meal
>ate a big tasty with spicy nuggets
>tfw can't stop eating animals

>>13535752
My child.. you be forgiven once you complete your penance. Your penance is self immolation

>>13535596
Just ate some tendies. Suck on that

vegans with a religious backdrop is a good joke
Cain is the original extremist vegan, he murdered his brother in jealousy that God himself liked it when Abel killed a lamb for God.

it was a barbecue Cain you fucking retard

>>13536340
Fuck you, God! Abel's bbq was gonna be shit without seasonings and trimmings.
#caindidnothingwrong

>>13535962
>vegan diapers

You need 'em

>>13536340
Abel looks like satan. Appropriate for a carnist.

>>13536399
abel was probably a good looking guy but comparing him to an angel is a bit much

>>13536340
It's funny that the Noah film painted Cain as a carnist and God flooded the earth because man wasn't vegan.

>>13536476
I don't remember this at all. All I remember is a 10s scene of Cain killing Abel.

>>13536476
If god hated death, xe would be vegan contrary to Rabbi Mordecai Shekelstein's Old Testament.

>>13535596
You are now aware that being vegan is pointless that at some point an extinction event will kill all life on this planet and your morals would mean nothing.

Also once an animal is dead it cannot have suffered for to have suffered it must be alive to remember the suffering.

>>13536476
>Oi, those fuckers are killing animals? I'm gonna flood the earth which will kill almost all the animals, that will show them!

>>13536689
That was not the reason at all. Even Noah is shown to kill several times throughout the movie.

>>13535596
I got drunk last night and ate an entire beef lasagna with cheese

>>13536549
Director Darren Aronofsky was vegan. He made Noah and his family vegans in it. You only see them eating berries and other plant foods while the cities of Cain ate meat. The forbidden apple in the garden of Eden beats like a heart. There is also a scene were Noah's kids are terrified when they find out other people eat animals and Noah says they think it makes them stronger.

>>13535596
I'm eating a nearly strict carnivore diet. I wanted a mexican twist so I used some canned pico da gallo on it. Forgive me lord for consuming less than 1 gram of indigestible fiber. The steak was really good though as it always is. Ate a whole chicken this morning. Feeling great.

>>13536851
>carnist posts vegetarian poster child
Anon I...

>>13536850
That's some strong propaganda. I wasn't into "nutrition" back then so I wouldn't have noticed it. I'm sure impressionable kids would be a lot more susceptible to this.

>>13535596
Feeling beloved by carnists, they bought me new vegan chicken.