/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13526382
Pasi Viheraho

>>13527228
how does he get the rest out of the pan?

>>13526382

>>13527555

>>13527560

>>13527564

>>13527568
That's what I'll post for now. Bon Apple Tee!

>>13527339
He doesn't. He just leaves it in there for the next time, he does it for "the good flavor".

>>13527571
don't be an asshole, anon. the tendies were too hot!

>>13526382
HDHGO?

>>13527571
seen this one before but lol, gets me every time

>>13527555
Wait... what happened to him? Did he have a seizure while they were taking the picture?

>>13527893
terrible looking eggs

does anyone have the webm of some food youtuber eating something and smiling creepily

>>13528014
/s/ or /d/ ish or /hc/ >>

>>13527555
the soy is real

>>13530371
getting heartburn just watching this

>>13527564
Dave England did that earlier and way more entertaining

>>13527555
I hate the feeling of seeing a meme in real life

>>13527875
fucking americans

>>13526382
The only ingredient I recognized was quail eggs

>>13527571
>English tennis match
Strawberries and cream
>Yank tennis match
Fried chicken and sugar water

I'll let you draw your own conclusion

>>13527571
not that weird really.

>>13528014
I M A G I N E
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>>13528014
Imagine the swampy must of her undercarriage

ONE SHOT!

>>13531089
Did he fuck em after this?

>>13529788
You forgot >>>/fit/

>>13530363
kind of want to buy, then eat one and fuck/throw away the other

>>13531047
That's in the UK you mong.

>>13527568
americancuisine.webm

>>13530654
>tfw you can only afford to buy a pan, a fork, and eggs after rent is due

>>13530654
DivorcedRaped.webm

>>13531098
Let's just say they lost the use of their legs long before he did.

>>13530632
Where's the love...

>>13531138
Is that a joke?
I honestly can't tell...

>>13528014
Do Americans really?

>>13531077
Looked like sausages wrapped in caul fat, peal onions, foie gras, some kind of gizzard, mushrooms, and quail eggs.

>>13531198
It is not. And it can only dispense pre-ground salt.

>>13531198
>>13531350
Don't worry, there's a happy ending.

>>13531190
>tfw can't enjoy my fired rice without listening to the chinese chef in the kitchen insulting everybody in chinese
it's just not the same

>>13531278
lmao they really do

.

also this one buts its too big for /ck/

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1579369925822.webm
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1579369925822.webm
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1579369925822.webm
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1579369925822.webm

>>13528014
Honestly I just feel bad for her. At the end she looks rather violated that they filmed her doing that.

>>13531047
>English bus
>GGRRRRRR AMERICANS

>>13531495
why? lol

>>13529788
>Doesn't recognise seasoning
Heh, whiteboi

>>13531047
>99p
Americans measure change in cents, not pennies like bongtards.

>>13531047
>pence
>red double-decker bus
Maybe if the Queen has walked past the sign you could have figured it out.

>>13531138
Ah yes, just what we need. More spying devices. I'd rather kill my dog than buy one of those. Same with Amazon Alexa. And Microsoft Xbox.

>>13531488
What is that and why does it exist?

>>13531605
The Xbox doesn't have a microphone or a camera.

>>13531608
They used to push really hard for the xbox kinect and bundled it with the console,and wanted you to have it on 24/7

>>13531607
It's a thot. It exists to get attention.

>>13531618
And now they don't.

>>13531626
This will never not make me kek

>>13531383
>61 people agreed that $154 was an acceptable price for a salt dispenser
Y tho.

>>13527555
Imagine drinking a dead espresso shot just for the novelty of a soy topping...

>>13531788
Kenya is actually impressive.
For once.

>>13530632
What Harry Potter movie is this from?

>>13528014
do americans

>>13530654
Nothing wrong with living like this.

>>13531610
do zootopians really?

>>13531788
>excessive amounts of mayo
do europeans really?

>>13531788
>Neatherlands
Fries with peanut sauce doesn't sound half bad. But not if you also put mayonnaise on it, WTF. I would eat fries with mayo, or fries with peanut sauce, but not both at the same time.

>>13531187
you bastardo

>>13531788
>sugar
I have literally never seen anyone have fries with sugar ever.

>>13531788
What is wrong with the Dutch?
Is it because they are evil swamp Germans?

>>13532072
it's good.
similar to kettle corn.

>>13532124
And you use it as a dip with butter? They didn't sprinkle the sugar on, they just left it on the side.

>>13532139
You dip the fries in the sugar. Then you take a bite out of the butter.

>>13527564
>mfw the British may need to do this if they outlaw all cutting utensils including spoons and forks.

>>13531047
This is Pakistan actually

>>13531607
It's a geoduck. Chinese think that eating it will give you a larger penis.

>>13531089
did he die?

>>13527564
I do something similar but only when I'm giving human food treats to my cat.

>>13532531
>Chinese think that eating it will give you a larger penis.
Does it?

>>13527591
it's called seasoning the skillet asshole

>>13531079
it's diet coke, just look at her figure

>>13530632
paranormal snacktivity

>>13532972
He died the next day of eternal bleeding.

>>13527555
seriously why the fuck do they all do this and look like this?

>>13530368
I guess white pleb hippies don't know this exist

fucking black food dye, jesus fucking christ raw in the ass

>>13533276
Oh perfect it doesn't even have a physical trigger it just senses when you pick it up. Constantly spraying butter everywhere while you scream and slip over in your kitchen. Beats spreading it.

>>13527875
it should have been spelled OBE___Y

>>13528014
Is that water?

>>13528014

>>13533361
>smiling normal
>camera comes up
>mkultra mode comes online, jaw slides open
Honestly fucking freaky to watch.

>>13531626
the full commercial: https://youtu.be/eyd51lvu3xw

>>13533458
Duckface was the subconsciousness resisting the command, trying to keep the mouth clamped shut. But the signal has grown too strong, too irresistible. I shudder to think what happens next.

>>13533276
im a butter lover and i totally froke out

>>13533552
Me: *freaking out*
Mom: why are you freaking out?
Me: look at this
Mom: *freaks out*
Me: Told ya

>>13531077
oxtail crepinettes, escargot, sweetbread, foie gras and pearl onions

>>13533594
Delete this

>>13527555
pure cringe

>>13527893
could be appetizing if done differently

>>13531386
That's a lot of eggs. How exactly does he manage to exist in these conditions? What are the ramifications of him leaving? Many more details are needed to assess this scenario.

>>13532099
>>13532030
its actually quite nice, ive had something like that at a hipster indo malay bar in my city

>>13533380
Yeah, fuck those people who slightly misguidedly want to liven up their meal with a cheap gimmick. And triple fuck those 11-year-olds, that use food colouring to make weird stuff on halloween. They should buy the correct chicken breed instead-

>>13531089
I do this with vodka every night over the course of a couple hours.

>>13531187
I just came.

>>13533276
Hell of a way to go.

>>13534413
Delete this.

>>13533411
Certainly. It was probably something she tried to do to keep her feet cool during the game and then her friend went "it'd be funny if you recorded this as if it's an impossible amount of sweat lmao haha"

Who did it better? Kay or Jack?

The talks of going to the memory clinic and how her chest infection's messing up her brain made me realize that there's probably something actually seriously wrong with her mind.

>>13533594
>fat asian girl
makes sense

>>13534497
>>13534586
i find it interesting about fat retarded people and the fear of hot oil

>>13534592

wubbum

>>13531788
Was the canadian one really dedicated to vladimir putin or just coincidence?

>>13530368

>>13531138
Smalt is freaking hilariously bad fun. A salt shaker with mood lighting. I wonder if this is really intended to help those on a low sodium diet. Thank you for sharing.

>>13534603
What's amazing is that it had about a cup of parmesan added, yikes. Some of these webms are just eye candy but bad techniques or recipes.

>>13531047
Good job on your bait

>>13527571
Nothing wrong with that.

>>13535549
Didn't he have a heart attack or something similar recently?

>>13535552
God damn it Sandra, it's 9 in the morning!

>>13533276
Sponsorship by Ted Cruz

>>13535638
WOW! raw vegetables in a bag!

>>13535661
Mexico is so vibrant.

>>13534449
She's british

>>13535530
Do twinks really?

>>13535694
Yes, I know.

>>13535396

>>13535670
*violent

>>13531079
rent free

>>13530360
oh look it's the inside of my husband's stomach in a mug

>>13535722
whoa how did she do that?

>>13535470
thanks buddy

>>13535638
this is why they're so fat, they eat one of these and go on to still have 3 to 4 meals where the main focus is some sort of fat or grain w/ fat.

>>13535946

>>13535569
You might be thinking of Jack

>>13535733
Bury the container in coals, old fart, not build a bonfire around it.

>>13527571
She's at least moderately attractive so it doesn't bother me. Only people I don't want to fuck are banned from being weird. She's just being quirky and interesting

>>13531807
that's... actually not a bad idea despite the masaokis vibes

>>13535661
Pretty sure that the white slices are pickled pig skin.

>>13531079
Americans know what makes good game day food

>>13528014
man can you imagine the stank on that cunt?

>>13536282
Tennis matches aren't that much of a thing for tailgating, a little too high falutin'. But american football tailgating has people doing really good BBQ in the parking lots, mate.

>>13531807
God has abandoned us

>>13535530
is this from a porn?

>>13533569
amazing how many lies they have to tell every single day in every single way, isn't it?
almost as if telling the truth is something they're not capable of

>>13533276
>spraying butter on popcorn
do americans ACTUALLY

>>13536426
kek

>>13526382

>>13536426
it's surprising he still has all his fingers after all these years

>>13527228

>>13527875
Quality

>>13531089

>>13533090
have you ever seen a chinese guy with a big dick?

>>13531788
Dutch bros, wtf

Chips, peas and curry is lush

>>13534449

>>13536418
SAVED!

>>13536702
This is a very unkind joke given what happened to him

>>13536726
That's what happens when you're a cheese head.

>>13536700
>Serves 1 Scotsman or 8 Englishmen

>>13536765

>>13536756
>Only eating one slice out of a dutch baby
Anorexia.

>>13536712
Worcestershire sauce has anchovy in it, this shit ain't vegan, the fucking idiots.

>>13536759
He was just as bad about technique before the stroke, it's no excuse. And he likely had the stroke because of his cooking "skills."

>>13530363
any idea what kind of dough she uses here?

>>13533276
The Amazon reviews for this thing are great. Everything from it leaking/spraying everywhere, to it not sensing the butter, all the way to it just not working at all.

>>13528014
All these niggas ITT have never worked out that hard. Yeah, it is gross. She's obviously somewhere humid where the sweat rolls off.

>>13536774

>>13536791
it turns me on tbqh

>>13536778
anon...

>>13536809
not even fermented baka

>>13527571
She released a music video

https://youtu.be/s-_C8Ycr7oA

>>13535552
Oh fuck this bitch pours my kind of shots

>>13536712
>prepping dinner 6 hours in advance
>steaming your burger for 1.5 hours
>searing it for a few minutes later
jesus christ just buy some pre-made vegan patties, what is your fucking time worth to you

>>13536768
#DeepDryMyKebab

>>13535396
Why boner

>>13535552
absolutely based and milfpilled

>>13536712
That didn't specify vegan worcestershire sauce. I really hope these dumb cunts have gone to all this effort to just end up eating animal products anyway.

>>13536963
It's a vegan burger. vegan ingredients are implie

>>13536967
>Ja/ck/ fruit

D R O P P E D

>>13536603
>That will be $12.75 plus tip.

>>13536967
I'd like Jess to pull my pork, if you know what I mean

>>13536967
jess is pretty hot

>>13534596
it's bison you ignorant

>>13526382
all that shit for one escargot

>>13527571
Why is that child looking like he's been on the packet? Looks off his tits.

>>13535638
goddamn I hate these fucking people

>>13536426
He had the dexterity of a toddler even before his strokes.

>>13536712
No wonder only gender studies and rich parasites students are vegan. You need a lot of time to prepare the equivalent of simple stuff.

Also, what the fuck is vegan butter? Oil and some extra 636843 ingredients, half of them being as rare as plutonium?

>>13537018
>Also, what the fuck is vegan butter?

>>13537018
why are you so angry?

>>13536791
Ft. Knox in summer in full BDUs. You're drenched.

>>13536798
Puddi puddi motherfucker.
I might try that.
I made a fluffy mère Poulard omelette and that was pretty nice and very fun to make.

>>13537026
>8 ingredients
>several steps

>real butter is cream, salt, and agitation
>Vegan butter doesn't actually prevent any cruelty, because dairy cows are pampered as fuck and need to be milked regularly

>>13536967
>>13537027
>Another sauce you can make for only $69.99 with rare ingredients and have to prepare for 5 hours and only lasts 2 days in the fridge.
Every single replacement food made by vegan pisses me off.
Just eat your salad and stop reinventing the wheel.

>>13537079
Meat free alternatives are no more expensive or difficult to make than their meat counterparts

>>13536712

this has more steps than The Nutcracker.

>>13537026
I'm genuinely curious as how long you can keep those things.
>>13537094
I'd call it a tofu nugget. I would gladly make it if I wanted to eat a tofu nugget.
Tofu is more expensive than chicken.
And putting yeast in my food sounds weird.
I put it in my bread, my pizza dough and in some cases in few quantities.
Every vegan stuff has as much yeast as the other main ingredient.
And now that I think about it, why is yeast vegan? Isn't it cooked alive?

>>13527555
lmao based so ycuck

>>13535638
this is why spics have become the fattest and suffer from diabetes

>>13537017

>>13527893
I don't hate this, but won't the eggs be overcooked as all fuck when they;re hard boiled to start with and then you heat them up again?

>>13534449
I'd eat that

>>13536749
>Dutch bros, wtf
Most of our "national" ways to eat fries are mayo-based. That scene in Pulp Fiction wasn't lying about anything.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLIcFP0J5TY

>Met = Just Mayo
>Oorlog = Mayo + Peanut sauce + Onions
>Speciaal = Mayo + Spiced Ketchup + Onions
>Kapsalon = Shawarma, Cheese, Lettuce and Hot Sauce (no mayo here tho)
>Joppie = Mayo + Onions + Curry powder
>etc.

>>13533569
In all fairness the beer fag just doesn't know how to pour properly.

Not saying all this is bullshit but that example is a bit unfair.

>>13536791
it was raining lol

>>13530355
Oh fuck, this reminds me of this one video of some Japanese show cooking "American Stew", where they put a shitload of hamburgers and fries in a slow cooker submerged in a bottle's worth of coca cola.

>>13536762
based

>>13528014
Uma

>>13531453
It's a part of the experience, like eating it in your room alone while the neighbors are having a marital dispute that the entire street can hear

>>13527568
I'm more annoyed that you're made to stand up to eat it than I am it's a terlet.

>>13535638
>Bunch of random stuff filling up the empty space in a bag of chips
Unironically seems like prison food.

>>13534449
kay really can fuck up anything huh

>>13535694
And thats why she is calling them american pancakes, English pancakes are basically crepes american ones are based off of the scottish and Irish ones but people like Kay dont know anything so call them american

>>13535396
Im trying to get hungry not horny

>>13537094
>No more expensive or difficult to make
Nobody makes their own nuggs, and deep fried chicken chunks are a lot less complex and expensive than that nonsense.

>>13537293
It's a scotch egg, basically. You can do a soft-boiled egg and it'll still be liquid yolk when cooked.

>>13537385
>In all fairness the beer fag just doesn't know how to pour properly.
They do it so the head stays foamy for 30-60 minutes under hot studio lights as they shoot it.

>>13537638
Fair enough.

>>13531807
What the fuck is the point when you still have to eat it off the cob?

>>13535705
Those arent twinks twinks are hot theyr just fadgits

>>13535431
It's not as much as it looks.

>>13535530
Then they gave each other spicy brojobs

>>13536765
Can confirm glasgowfag here

>>13536749
>lush
Your not wrong I just hate that word

>>13535733
No salmonella there, eh? lmao

>>13537066
I see you've never worked on a dairy farm and think they're the same as in cartoons.

>>13531788
>netherlands
wtf

>>13537848
No, but my mom grew up on one, and you're an idiot.

>>13538005
No, I'm not. You have two options. Cyclically impregnate the cow and kill its baby every time, or impregnate the cow once and kill its first baby and then kill the cow early in its life because the quality of its milk has worn out from not giving the udders a rest, making its continued existence a liability. And cows feel the pain of having their babies taken from them as deeply as humans do.

>>13533096
I don't have bad oral hygiene, I'm just seasoning my teeth!

>>13538017
>Vegan nonsense

>>13536967
What kind of witchcraft?

>>13537017
What is this? Some sort of weirdo kvass?

>>13537132
Yeast is no more alive than a plant or a fungi

>>13538187
Fungi is more smarter than humans, they just don't have fingers and mouths to talk.

>>13533594
the fucking cookies

>>13537000
I didn't ask. The bison burger is undercooked.

>>13537000
Kek.

>>13536603
imagine the shits after this one

why are there so many faggy gif recipes. I know this is a cooking board but gif recipes are literal cancer made to be consumed by the lowest form of life

>>13538301

>>13533361
In primates an open mouth is a sign of submission.

>>13527893
Egg cooked to death. Bacon not cooked enough.

>>13530368
thats an odd way to spell marinade

Anyone seen a japanese video that takes a fish and uses the scales to make food or something? it was 20 minutes long or so.

>>13536712
>vegan butter
what

>>13535569
thewolfepit just has degenerative back injuries that have made him nearly immobile by this point.

>>13538379
See >>13537026

>>13536798
Metal Spatula

Teflon Pan

OOUUCHHHH it hurts to watch.

>>13536809
Not availing yourself of mushroom umami .... GAAYYYY

>>13536798
I feel like texture wise they'd be overly spongy and foamy.
Maybe if they were half or 3/4 of the thickness they'd be better.

>>13538187
So you're the type of vegan who's fine with eating living things as long as the carcass doesn't have an adorable face?

>>13538441
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERWr8la3Y_M

I've made this stuff, and I'd say it's better than Worcestershire.

>>13531788
>england

>>13538460
It's chippy curry sauce, not actual curry sauce. Basically gravy with turmeric in it and it's lovely

>>13535552
based

>>13527893
Scotland on suicide watch

>>13536426
>going decades without knowing how basic physics work

>>13538497

>>13535530
I want to watch these twinks get fucked by the bread guys

>>13537094
>buy chicken
>coat it
>fry it
In comparison to what you just posted it takes far more effort and time.

>>13535670
Damn those mexican yuppies managed to take basic street food made by ex-cons and turn it into a sterilized and soulless food trend in record time.

>>13538194
Is Fungi an Eldritch being?

>>13538451
Given that neither yeast nor plants have brains, thoughts, or even anything approaching sentience there is no moral issue in eating them.
I mean the basis behind veganism is about the harm to another sentient creature, if there is no sentience there is nothing to really harm.

>>13538565
That's a very convenient divide you've arranged. Like people who say you can eat fish and still be vegetarian because fish isn't meat

>>13538569
Those people are pretty retarded. Its probably some hold over from Catholicism or something. Or that thing about fish not feeling pain the same way as humans, which is hardly a justification.
Sentience is a pretty massive divide as well. One thinks, feels, and is. The other is only alive in a biological sense, not in any mental sense.

>>13538456
Nice.

>>13531089
You can tell they want him because of that trick

>>13538575
>we don't eat living things or the products of living things on moral grounds, is it ok to eat these?
>of course it's fine to eat them, they're only alive after all. It's not like they have cute babies you can see in a farm

>>13531089
Whats with the straw? does it help it come out faster?

>>13531503
>>13531488
God I wish that was me

>>13538586
Yes. Something with pressure I assume.

>>13538581
Again, you are ignoring the pretty massive qualifier of sentience.
Some yeast, which have no concept of pain, pleasure, or even that they exist in the world, are not comparable to a pig, which has all of those traits and many more.
One has thoughts and the other is only alive, like I said before in a biological sense. There is no pain caused to the yeast when it is consumed, where as there is to anything that is sentient.

You seem to not be getting what I am saying and are instead attacking some point that no one is arguing. Address my argument at some point.

>>13536785
Look up gyeran bbang. None of the recipes I've ever seen come close. It's probably some bag of premixed stuff a Korean conglomerate cooked up. No matter where in Korea they all tasted the same

>>13537079
That's a lot of fallacy for such a little man

>>13538565
so if i perform a lobotomy to an animal its okay to eat it?

>>13534581
>>13534590
>>13535994
>>13537198
I'm gay, btw. Not sure if that matters.

>>13538579
No they're probably picturing him passing out and puking all over him within the next 30 minutes.
No sure that women are aroused by such childish acts, it doesn't make you look tough it makes you look unreliable

>>13531788
>belgium
God damn video makers forgot the raw onion.

>>13535638
The most basic bitch snacks in the whole world.

>>13531788
Half of these are not even French fries what a joke.
At this rate patates à la sarladaise, garlic and duck fat, beat all that crap.

>>13538939
Belgian fries aren't from Flanders Koen

>>13536872

>>13534413
I really want to see someone eat one of these. Where would you even begin? And how? And why?

>>13538497
>WE'RE LOWEST OF THE LOW
>SCUM OF THE FUCKING EARTH

>>13534586
The ice cold oil always makes jack's creations a little more special than others.
>>13534590
>hot oil

>>13536603
>mobile

>>13538598
What about bivalves? Does some blob attached to a rock that filters water through itself have sentience? What about insects? Is "avoiding negative stimuli" actually pain? It obviously isn't but the line is not so fine as you have drawn it. What about eating honey? Is taking honey bees don't use between seasons causing pain? What about unfertilized chicken eggs? Cow milk? What about the fact that none of the animals would have had lives at all unless they were needed for food? Would you rather live and die or never have lived at all? What about the fact that you can't actually be healthy and live on a fully vegan diet without a host of supplements only available to wealthy people in the western world? Where is the morality in a question that only applies to rich westerners?

>>13535261
It was invented like a 100 years ago

>>13538598
Dont care, I'm hungry and that cow tastes like steak.

>>13538330
This.

Can't remember which video/documentary I watched that explained it but basically "Soy Face" is the same face made by primates to communicate they are harmless/submissive and that their presence should be tolerated because they are a in no ways a threat.

>>13536824
>i ain't clicking that shit nigga.jpg

>>13536712
>spending an entire day and countless ingredients to produce a shitty, dry and tasteless """"hamburger""""
good thing I can make a way better hamburger patty out of 3 ingredients in 15 minutes