/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13529709
Is the McRib back?
Also pic related to answer your question

>>13529709
Why are people so passionate about the McRib?

>>13529709
beans

>>13529711
Because they're fat as fatass fuck, and don't know what food is

for me it's 24 buffalo wings, I put them in a bag and tape them to my ass to keep them warm.

>>13529712
Dis nigga

For me, it's the Beefy Crunch Burrito

>>13529709
You never have to sneak around to watch movies at home.

>>13529709
the onions add so much to the mcrib

>>13529709
Mcdonald's breakfast sandwiches. You got your Mcgriddles, Mcmuffins, biscuits, bagels; take your pick.

>>13529709

How do you guys sneak stuff in? The only way I know how to is through a big coat. What do you do in the summertime?

>putting a ribcage in between a loaf of bread

Really? Putting goddamn BONES in a loaf of bread? Why do Americans do this shit?

British nigga really be sneaking all this shit in

>>13529716
>wolverine.jpg

>>13529716
RIP

>>13529709
For me it's an MRE.

>>13529726
There are only two good MREs. The rest only taste good because of the based candy or PB spread.

>>13529709
The McRib is a permanent item in Germany. If you don't eat this you'll miss out (muslims, jews and vegetarians by default).

>>13529722
Calm your tits. It's just a meat patty formed to look like a rib, there's no actual bone. You need to worry about more important things than McRibs, friendo.

>>13529728
Fucking based Germans. Have you tasted American McRibs? If so how does it compare?

>>13529722
It's not real ribs, it's like processed pork pressed into the shape. Not sure if that makes it better.

>>13529726
Nice!

>>13529730
>Have you tasted American McRibs?
As a matter of fact I haven't. I'll have to try if I travel to the US someday and try it out there. Why this isn't a permanent item makes me scratch my head. Isn't it popular with consumers or is McD unable to finance the ingredients for all year?

>>13529722
Not even real ribs, which is worse

>>13529732
Based Steve

>>13529732
based Steve poster

>>13529733
It’s one of those marketing strategies. Manufactured scarcity to pump up sales. It failed for them but worked for Popeyes.

>>13529710
looks like 5 Guys

>>13529709
24oz steel reserves

>>13529733
Just artificial demand really. Americans are fat bastards and are more likely to go out and buy something like the McRib if there’s a special significance attached to it

>>13529739
My man.

>>13529733
It only comes about when pork prices are super low

Pork is like 1.78 an lb at the nearest grocery store atm

mcrib was fucking nasty. i like fast food, but it was gross

I had a mcrib once and it fucking sucked. I then began to wonder why the mcrib is so adored. Then I remember this one commercial I saw as a kid of a dad buying his daughter a mcrib after picking her up from school, and for a brief moment it made me feel warm and fuzzy. That was when I was around 12, I later realized that what I experienced was a work of social engineering designed to gear people towards a specific widely produced product, and then I realized that the mcrib is an artificially scarce product made to encourage craving in consumers when they see it is available. Basically capitalism is fucking retarded and it will only lead to people being dumbed down as much as possible while leaving them cognant enough to work and buy products.

I worked tearing tickets and a guy walked in with a large pizza.
The manager told him it wasn’t allowed
He said “this is America!” And ran into the movie.

>>13529709
ITT: Disgusting food that would stink up the theatre.
Can you seriously not go two hours without food you fat fucks?

>>13529711
normies have very low standards for everything. Particularly Americans.

>>13529711
Anything becomes more attractive if you sell it as "limited" or "exclusive". If they ever made it a permanent, regular menu item it would instantly lose all its hype factor.

That said if you judge it by the standards of Mcdonalds-tier food, it is legit one of their better sandwiches.

>>13529709
Greasy food makes me shit real bad

>>13529709

>>13529716
my. fucking. nigga

>>13529750
not gonna lie. That shit looks good. How can you fat fucks eat all that though?

>>13529752
If I can eat all of pic related, then I can sure as hell eat >>13529750

>>13529753
that shit doesnt even look real. The hotdog looks like a toy

>>13529750

>>13529709

Sushi.

>>13529754
a lot of times the food you see in ads are fake to make it look perfect, that pic took it too far.

>>13529721
You bring a fuckin date and insist she takes her biggest purse

>>13529721
I have a big purse i carry to the theater. At various times, I've brought chinese takeout, burgers and fries, chili, chips, candy, gyros, bubble tea and lots of alcohol

Carry a big purse or get a gf who does

>>13529709
You don't need to sneak the McRib into kino, bro. The McRib aready is kino. Kino as fuck....also based an redpilled.

>>13529856
>purse
No, fuck you. You and your kind with your vapid retardation is the reason why our clothing doesn't have pockets.

>>13529948
you are 300lbs and have pink hair

>>13529964
>calling me a retard obese SJW
No, no. I just don't have a need for a purse and never have. I don't need to lug half my home with me everywhere like most of you do. I do need pockets, though, for my cash/cards once I leave my vehicle. I've even seen airheaded regard NPCs carry their purse into places they aren't needed. Have fun being a slave to a cumbersome, filthy, useless bag that will eventually get snatched by a low life fuck, only to get rekt because you don't believe in carrying a gun for self defense and leave yourself an open target kek.

>>13529948
>our

>>13529709
I don't sneak in smelly fast food cause I'm not an inconsiderate asshole, I just sneak in bottles of beer

>>13530007
You're boyfriend carries all the valuables

>>13530064
Your*
Sometimes I leave the house without him, you know. I do have a couple pairs of jeans that do just fine for what I need them for, but still, I've had to just completely stop buying clothing for almost a decade due to no pockets. Not like it really matters, I suppose, since I have been the same weight since high school. A new pair of different pants would be nice. Manufacturers realized most women use purses, so they no longer are using the but if fabric needed for pockets; if they do, the pockets are too shallow.

>>13530086
Yore*

>>13530100
Ur.

>>13529709
pocket stew

>>13530086
So you're strong and independent, gotcha

>>13530123
Far from it, my man.

>>13529948
>>13530007
Damn lol you know you can carry a purse at some times but not others, right? My huge purse is literally used for nothing but going to the movies. I carry a much smaller purse everywhere else. Anyway why not just sew pockets into your pants or anything else if the fake pockets bother you so much? (Thanks, it has pockets)

Anyway i used to carry all the time until my permit expired and the state i moved to actually fucking makes ppl take a stupid class to get a new one

>>13529734
>>13529729
>>13529731
retards

>>13530520
Retard.

>>13530784
Mong.