/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Why is she wearing fingerless gloves while cooking I don't understand.

>>13518819
post the last thing you've cooked
>>13518829
she actually has arthritis

>>13518819
you say that like uploading videos to youtube is like getting a tv premier. the whole point of youtube is (or was) for everyone to be able to easily upload whatever content they want to express themselves

Fuck. I just gave paris hilton a view. I thought it was some random bitch named Paris.

She talking like she's in a porno. I like it.

>>13518842
This. I can upload a video series about me clipping my toenails.

>>13518842
>>13518863
It’s clear that they spent money on this though. They made a fancy intro bumper, and the guy filming is clearly experienced and probably wasn’t cheap. She probably dropped $20,000 making this stupid video. Stop acting like this is just someone filming their cooking on their iPhone and uploading it.

>>13518867
What does it matter what she spent. Some of the best content on YouTube is done on a shoestring budget.

>>13518867

If the camera guy knew what he was doing, he wouldn't have maxed the resolution out at 1080p in 2019.

>>13518867
why do you care so much? shes a 40 year old single woman making random videos on youtube. she clearly enjoys making random videos since she doesn't adhere to a schedule or format
who the fuck cares? do you think youtube is a secret club reserved for pewdiepie?

it's amazing. it's like tim's kitchen tips.

>>13518886

Not him, but it can be argued why do you care so much about what he cares about? He's just some guy on 4chan shitposting about random skanks on youtube. he clearly enjoys shitposting so who the fuck cares? do you think shitposters need to excuse youtubers?

>>13518903
no it cant be argued
because he posted it here whining about how much of a tryhard whore she is for uploading a cooking video when all she did was make lasagna on camera
he asked for responses, he was given responses
you also are OP based on the unique poster count in this thread

>>13518913

I'm not OP, and as far as I can tell he made sense.

She is a dumb cunt. You want to forget her history? go ahead. Rest of the world knows what's up.

She does havea cooking who and what the fuck?. She ran out of shit to do?. Failed in hollywood? failed in porn? she's going to add youtube/reality cooking to that list of fails?

The video is retarded. How the fuck is her dog her assistant? am I supposed to assume she washed her hands? even still she's wearing fucking biker gloves? nobody's eating that fucking lasagna. At LEAST make some shit you're not going to throw out.

>>13518819
>>13518939
if you arent op then screencap this post with your reply

>>13518943

At least she's finally found her place, in the kitchen cooking like a true woman. I'm happy for her.

>>13518819
that's hawt

>>13518867
lmao who gives a shit, that'd be the same if you or I spent like $20 on creating a youtube video

>>13518819
>another literal who yt shill
Fuck off.

>>13518939
Who is her and what sis her h"history" because as far as I can tell she is just another ethot cooking. Keep in mind i'm not american and i don't care about american media.

>>13519050
>>13518943
>>13518913
>>13518886
>>13518877
>>13518873
>>13518863
White knighting this hard for a washed up roasty, unironically kys

>>13519110
Paris Hilton.

Why is everyone upset about her doing this it's basically Jack with a expensive budget and a professional camera man.
I'm just hoping she becomes the queen of salmonella.

Are there really zoomers who don't know who Paris Hilton is?

>>13518819
Pretty sure the only time I could stand looking at her for more than 20 seconds was when she was giving a blowjob. Shit's cringe as fuck and you should be banned for even posting that garbage here.

>>13518834
>post the last thing you've cooked
It’s not the most recent, bug it’s the most recent I took a photo of. From a few days ago.

>>13519163
looks good. Recipe?

>>13519120
I know the name but you speak as if I should know who she is. If i talk about, lets say Fher Olvera, making a cooking video and assume you know who I'm talking about and his life history I would be stupid.
You assuming everyone knows or cares about your celebrities tot he point that they follow their careers is very weird.

>>13519184
Water
Meat
Broccoli

>>13518819
I actually feel bad for her. Despite her wealth and beauty but she is already past herprime and is pretty much untouchable because of her past and reputation. She is more or less destined to waste away into obscurity and old age.

>>13518819
She is so fucking hot, I want to COOOOOOOOOOM!

>>13519201
A lister from the 2000s, she was pretty much like the Kardashians in terms of how well known she was.

>>13519304
She looks pretty good still.

>>13519318
>She looks pretty good still.
She still has no tits, no ass and no hips.

>>13519332
I find that body type cute, so no broplems there :-DD

>>13519332
>She still has no tits, no ass and no hips
Her body is perfect with a nice tiny little cunt

>>13519159
she was """famous""" almost 20 years ago dude

Still beautiful

>>13518819
Didn't get to see knife skills. Single turn on the olive oil cap. No utensil prep. Slightly fumbled a few times. Salt on the stove-top.
Not bad.

>>13518819
Who's better, Paris or Jack?

>>13519149
She's probably just looking for something to do, if I was wealthy I'd spend my time doing long form reviews on original Xbox games.

>>13519159
It's sad. Zoomers are borderlines retarded though and don't know anybody who isn't a YouTube sensation.

What is clear though is Paris is still trying to remain relevant with the new audiences by latching onto the cooking show fad.

Im gonna watch this shit when i get home

>>13519446

She didn't do shit. Pretty sure every time they cut, someone else actually did the kitchenwork. Looks like she almost failed at pouring the sauce. Odds are the dog did all the cooking.

>>13519516
lol maybe. I think they just cut out her fumbling

>>13518819
>...Anonymous
>01/15/20(Wed)23:11:19 No.13519383
>>>13519372 #
>I think you're suppose to stuff it with something? and turning it inside out was so it's evenly seared or something?
>fuck if I know
>...Anonymous
>01/15/20(Wed)23:21:53 No.13519417
>>>13513178 (OP) #
>>A
Still not as dumb as R*becca Brand and her iron cook show. It’s so dumb but I can’t stop watching

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wlZd9YSuDg

>>13519579
>the sauce bags

lol white "people"

She looks great but
>handling a dog and food with the same gloves
What the fuck

>>13519673
The bacteria die in the oven

>>13519290
Kek

>>13518819
Complained about having to shred cheese.
The absolute state.

>>13518819
Oh man someone got old.

>>13518819
She's had her struggles but I always liked her. She's not actually dumb if you watch interviews with her either. But I bet being able to play dumb can have its advantages.

>>13518819
remember that music video where she was seducing a teenage boy...?

anybody..?

>>13519881
yes i always liked her too

>>13518829
she drives

>>13519304
lol, and what are we doing?
she's wealthy as fuck and does whatever the fuck she wants
she's the last person you should feel bad for, she's probably doing great

>>13519332
>doesnt have a whole bunch of plastic surgery for fake boobs and butt

its ok

>>13518842
>everyone to be able to easily upload whatever content they want to express themselves
*except conservative Drumpfnazi supporters

>>13518819
I was gonna make lasagna today and this showed me the basic structure
Thanks Paris!

>>13518819
That's a lot of ricotta cheese

>>13518819
She looks pretty gud.

>>13519201
Fher Olvera is the son of a multi-billion dollar hotel chain guy. Fher Olvera, who doesn't have to do anything at all, becomes famous for making a porno with some nobody. Since making the porn, he is given fame and even more fortune and a tv reality show and a music deal despite having no talent at all. Years later after the public has forgotten Fher, he decides hes gonna do a cooking show for (you)toob. Some faggot decides to make a thread about it on N°4chanel. Random faggots, trannys, and autists reeee about it.

>>13520174
Doing porn or similar degeneracy is almost a prerequisite for female stars marketed towards girls and young women. Paris was among the last ones that got in before they added the additional race mixing requirement

>>13520195
Found the tranny.
Dilate

>>13520201
>reading comprehension

>>13520209
>thinking /pol/dditors have any

>>13519318
>A lister from the 2000s
I forgot starring in a crappy reality TV show constitutes A Lister status LMAO

>>13518819
Oh my God, she's even more autistic than I am.

>>13519477
I think it's more sad that you spent your life learning who every single fucking stupid celebrity is instead of doing something actually productive or fun with your time.

>>13520421
not him but you must be living under a rock to not know who Paris Hilton is

>>13520429
Or you know.... not be american....like the original poster said ...

>>13520429
Again she was relevant 20 years ago. People in their middle 20s have no reason to know about her unless they follow celebrity gossip magazines and videos or some shit.
Do you know who yuna is? because most Americans don't even though she is a world class incredibly popular singer.

>>13520440

Oh, so now all of a sudden the world doesn't give a fuck about what happens in the U.S. but when it comes to anything else they got their fucking nose all up in our asshole.

>>13518846
You definitely know the name Hilton. You would have to live in a mud puddle for the Hilton empire to not be operating in your location.

>>13520452
Nah, mate we care about every minor celebrity. I would take a wager a lot of Americans don't as well and are not was well informed as you assume them to be about the life of other people who they have absolutely no connection or interest in.

>>13519201
Does the third world shit hole you live in not have fucking google somehow?

>>13518819
And here you are talking about it. She's still getting her name out there after all these years, she keeps playing you and you act like you're above her.

>>13518819
Well now I'm gonna watch her sex tape again

Why is she wearing gloves?

I just thumbed through it a little bit, but wow... that was even more boring than her atrocious blowjob. We're supposed to believe a billionaire heiress' story about momma's home cookin'? And I swear, if one more of these rich cunts calls themselves "self-made" ...

>>13518819
>tfw no bimbo gf

>>13519332
>you

>>13520898
>b-cups
>bimbo
anon...

>>13520449
My guy, I'm 26 and I've never given a single shit about Paris Hilton but I know who she is from being the butt of all dumb rich girl jokes and being parodied.

>>13521010
You can still have the soul of a bimbo without the physical attributes of one.

>>13521011
well we consume different media. I personally don't much care about comedy that relies on you knowing about the personal life of celebrities so SNL and the like never held my attention. Again just because she was big a few years ago does not mean everyone know who she is.

>>13521013
Could you imagine?

Soul of a bimbo, attributes of a frumpy scientist.

Soul of a dumpy scientist, attributes of a bimbo.

Which do you pick?

>>13520453
I'm american and I recognize the name but I couldn't tell you what she's famous for or be able to recognize a picture of her. Although that's true of most celebrities for me so I might be an exception.

>>13521096
big brain and big titty

>>13521100
She's famous for getting fucked on tape

>>13521121
Most celebs are. That doesn't make her special.

>yfw you realize she probably went through several generations of dogs since simple life aired on tv

fuck

Paris is actually incredibly based. Wishing her well and hope her haters end up in hell.

>>13519457
Hard to compare a stroke to a coke habit. Although the latter could lead to the former

>>13519579
What I wondered is what the shit actually is hamurber helper

>>13519894
Who is that kid? I am sure I saw him in some kinos

>>13520867
carpal tunnel from browsing the chins

>>13521031
pic related, it's you

>>13521152
Based gay man

>>13519907
very pleasantly surprised by this, hopefully no bogpill in the future.

>>13521152
you reek of tumblr queer

>>13521031
>what is MTV the real world

>>13521131
fucccck seeing her walk out with the dog made me think of that.

>>13521173
> yes I do consume incredible amounts of vapid celebrity media how could you tell?

>>13521204
It's like you never watched MTV back in 03. This cunt was unavoidable.

>>13521206
For me, it was Pimp My Ride.

>>13521206
I didn't, I was 8 and had other things to focus on at that age.

>>13521222
>being a zoomer unironically

>>13521214
a true man of taste

>>13518819
>ITT a group of raging incel MGTOW faggots implying they wouldn't bang the shit out of that washed up 8/10 roastie if given the opportunity
PATHETIC

>>13521206
>>13521214

speaking of 90s/00s celebs and MTV when it was awesome, anyone remember Aaron Carter?

well..........hes some super messed up drug addict now

>>13521256
but he started beating up shaquille o neal

>>13521256
>well..........hes some super messed up drug addict now
Sounds like you're usual got famous too you story.
Vitamin C actually played for my elementary school when she was first starting out. Was kind of crazy to see her a few years later with hits like Graduation (friends for ever)

>>13521278
>Vitamin C
god that brings back memories

>>13521245
>calls other people incels
>thirsting after herp-infested roast beef
nice try, virgin

>>13519304
>I actually feel bad for her.

Don't. She's a billionaire's heiress, that's why she was famous in the first place

>>13521290
Well she was originally supposed to receive $100 million. But after making an embarrassment of herself her father left only $5 million and gave the rest to charity.

>>13519894
I remember

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdmzmOYM7DE

>>13521302
Yeah, after she'd already mortgaged the family name to start a bunch of her own shit. Losing some inheritance money doesn't matter much to someone who's worth 9 figures.

>>13521273
PUT IT IN THE HOOP LIKE . . . SLAM

>>13521278
>Was kind of crazy to see her a few years later with hits like Graduation (friends for ever)

Name another hit Vitamin C had besides that

>>13521340
>Name another hit Vitamin C had besides that
Wasn't a big fan of hers but since you want to be a pedantic twat "Smile" was also a top 50 song.

>>13521357
>top 50
>hit
And don't act like an asshole, you brought her up

>>13521361
>And don't act like an asshole, you brought her up
I brought her up become another anon wanted to talk about 90/00's stars and I remembered her.
You for whatever reason wanted to act like a twat so fuck off and yes being on top 50 and reviving gold from the RIAA makes it a hit.

Why does she do videos that are not sex tapes or porn? That's all she's good for fucking slut got me hard again

>>13518834
>she actually has arthritis
How many cocks did she have to death grip in order to develop that?

>>13521524
that is hot as fuck to think about

>>13518819
a bit disappointed she didnt cook the dog

i can throw together prepackaged shite together and pretends its dinner too

>>13521819
>why can't everyone be a millionaire.jpg

>>13521819
but you can win the lottery tomorrow and be a millionaire

>>13521335
>not getting flattened by the batmobile
get a load of this guy

>>13519477
>It's sad that zoomers don't know about Z-list celebrities who were popular for like 3 or 4 years around the time that they were born

how is it sad that 19 year olds don't know about paris hilton

I'm 35 and would love for nothing more to have her entire existence scrubbed out of memory so that I'd have more room in my brain to remember shit like math or something

>>13518819
she is such a fun girl, i love it

>>13519462
Why do you need to be wealthy to do that?

>>13522080
I think anon means wealthy and no job

>>13522080
It's a lot easier to pay rent while you spend all day doing jack shit without a job if you're independently wealthy.

>>13519110
If you think about it, Paris Hilton was sorta the original, alpha e-thot.

i hope shes just as soul crushingly empty as i am - the thread

>>13519110
based ESL retard

>>13518819
Based tradcon Paris Hilton

>>13522888
saved for trump's win in november

>>13518819
Geezus, tie your fucking hair back already.

>>13522267
>pay rent
look at this small brained serf equating his domicile with rent

enjoy paying rent for the rest of your life, pleb

>>13522888
Looks like she went to Ja/ck/s Cooking Institute and Culinary Training

>>13522937
If Trump wins will you stop shitting up /ck/ with politics?

lol good, more retards to laugh at

>>13523709
i honestly hope trump loses badly and all these pol shitters feel too embarrased to ever post on the internet again. I'm getting so tired of /ck/ getting shit up by these manchildren

>>13522937
or Bloomberg's

>>13519902

>>13522921
>tradcon
>arrested driving drunk
>arrested with weed
>arrested with cocaine
>seen more cock than a chicken processing plant
yeah sure why not based and red pilled praise kek

>>13523709
Only if lefties stop going to /pol/, they already have /lgbt/ and /int/.

>>13523720
I would honestly rather see Trump win again just because the left refuses to shape up and I want them to so we can finally have less shitty political battles, but part of me hopes he doesn't because I think you're right.

>>13523788
>only if people with opposing views stop engaging me so i can live comfortably in my safe-space circle jerk
Wow, and the left is the one full of sensitive people...

>>13523799
>what's good for them isn't good for me
that's where you're wrong

>>13523791
the issue isn't with the left it's with the actual centrists aka democrats. bernie would have won but no instead let's have this ugly old dumb bitch with absolutely no charisma and lost the previous nomination to a black man whose name was essentially "saddam hussein osama bin laden", the democrats had to go with the most unelectorable person on earth and they're trying to screw bernie again with pocahontas warren another centrist elite.

I mean also yeah the American left is more concerened with being woke in bathrooms than they are with actual politics, but centrist essential centre-right democrats are what's been screwing themselves basically, democrats are the democrats' worst enemy.

At least Republicans rolled with it and went with the most autistic careless reality TV star of a president they could. The guy was basically calling people faggots and retards right to their faces and that little bit of 4chan-tier charisma is what got him elected. Imagine they had gone with Ted Cruz or Mike Pence? Clinton might have actually won then.... well.... she would have lost by a smaller margin at least.

>>13518819
Pretty funny, seems like they bought her the ingredients and she just was going along with it. She was meant to chop up some onion and garlic too.

>>13523856
Have you considered the possibility that Bernie keeps losing Democratic primaries because he and his supporters hate Democrats? Don't you suppose that might present a slight hurdle to him?