/ck/ - Food & Cooking

this thread isn't really about food or cooking

>>13513339
This is why I go in. You can tell the service by the attitude you see on display. Then if you don't like it you can nope out of there like an autist after looking like you're pondering the menu for enough time.
I do better at food courts.

>>13513356
>fast food
>not about food
Explain yourself

>>13513339
If you often enough find that workers are NOT decent people, maybe your vocal skills are missing some charm over the microphone. Try the face-to-face approach instead. Use your charisma in person. Go inside.
Greet them before you start ordering. Oh hi, there. Oh, wow, it smells so delicious. I've waited 14 hours to eat, etc, just got out of the hospital. How are you? Just something decent and polite as greeting, then give your order. Throw in a question/request. Would it be okay if I get 2 more of those biscuits? Are they as fresh and delicious as I remember? Smile. See if they don't just say, oh chile, I'm gonna ask you to wait a couple mins, cause we got some in the oven right now. Is it true you have real honey if I ask? That would be great on a biscuit. Be really nice. Manager moseys over, say hi to them too, and tell them how nice the person was helping you order, etc. How do I spell your name on my yelp review cause I've never had such a polite experience here? Make their day, dude. Extra thanks. Play it by ear, ask for the hookup on the hot sauce x5. Ask if there is a tip jar, ROFL of course they do not have one, but ask.

>>13513373
But I'm too fat to walk from the car to the counter.

>>13513360

>not noping out immediately the second a fast food joint meets your disapproval

Casual, sometimes I do a complete 180 out rhe door after a casual dining room tour because the line is too long

>>13513339
Imagine the smell of your vinegary shits after eating that

>>13513339
Checkin those mathematical digits

WAGIE WAGIE BE POLITE
GET MY ORDER; DO IT RIGHT
IF YOU FORGET MY FUCKING MASH
YOUR PITTANCE GOES INTO THE TRASH

>>13513373
I'm there for the food, not for a fucking conversation. I just say what must be said.
>>13513396
Get /fit/ it's ez

>>13513339
>hungry as fuck, haven't eaten since morning
>stomach growls with the power of a million suns, I'm pretty sure the Aztecs heard it in their dreams
>order 5 dollar fill up with dr.pepper, including an extra mash potato with two extra biscuits

How much do you weigh? Or did you eat at 6 am and not leave your buddy's until 8pm?

>>13513446
Do you not know what written expression is, anon?

>>13513398
>sometimes I do a complete 180 out rhe door after a casual dining room tour because the line is too long

No I think this is actually acceptable. If the line is long enough, just look like you're in a hurry. Tap your feet a few times, look at your wrist watch or phone, say something like "come on" under your breath, and then just walk out.

This works best at my local post office after 5pm. i've legitimately stood in a line for like 60 minutes one time.

>>13513373
is this Schizophrenia?

>>13513373
Is this what extrovert normies go through with every interaction? Jesus Christ how tedious

>>13513492
>Is this what extrovert normies go through
Nope. Just a him thing.

>>13513431
>>13513473
>>13513492
For millions of years, mankind lived just like the animals. Then something happened which unleashed the power of our imagination: we learned to talk.

>>13513373
Fuck, I think this is the "eat all the eggs" guy.
>>13513473
Autism is my guess. Perhaps extreme narcissism.

>>13513506
Your point?

>>13513519
Speech has allowed the communication of ideas, enabling human beings to come together to build the impossible. Mankind's greatest achievements have come about by talking and its greatest failures by not talking.

>>13513506
And now you should learn how to shut the fuck up

>>13513469
>Tap your feet a few times, look at your wrist watch or phone, say something like "come on" under your breath, and then just walk out.

Consciously doing this shit for the sake of appearances is peak autism, you can just leave without making a little show of it and the strangers in the post office still won't care or think anything of it

>>13513533
If you talk about your idea before the patent is approved, you lose the right to patent it.

>>13513533
That's not your point, anon.

>>13513506
I wonder how that happened. Language is an acquired skill - we don't naturally "speak", we just make baby noises and stuff, then mimick how other people sound to us.
I'm guessing that different languages developed within small families or communities, and EVERY family had a different language (think about that for a moment), eventually some Chad family was influential enough to push its language as the dominant one in the region. Well, that's how i imagine it.

>>13513548
>>13513552
Our greatest hopes could become reality in the future. With the technology at our disposal, the possibilities are unbounded. All we need to do is make sure we keep talking.

>>13513570

>>13513366
Fast food isn't really food.

>>13513581
Actually, he was cremated.

If you think about it, nothing at McDonald's is really fresh. All the ingredients are shipped in frozen or pre-made.
You might as well turn McDonald's into a sort of grocery store chain. Where you walk around the aisles, pick up the frozen burgers and frozen nuggets and frozen fries. Then you go to the register to pay for them, take them home, and heat them up yourself

>>13513339
Fast food restaurants don't pay their employees enough to care about their jobs.
Minimum wage = Minimum effort
Same thing with any business, you cannot be quality if you are prioritizing cheap and fast.
Order ahead from a decent sit-down restaurant if you want quality.

>another hate the hard worker with a life thread
This is why I spit in the food whenever I get the chance. Fuck you assholes.

this is such a dumb thread lol

>>13513601
Oh boy, looks like somebody is angling for some NEET vs WAGIE poetry...
Well, I don't do that shit.

>>13513373
This is the gayest shit I've heard this year

>>13513635
>Well, I don't do that shit.
>replies to post
You had one job.

>>13513356
based and red pilled

>>13513398
I literally did this once with my gf when I went in to a pizza place thinking it was a different franchise because the logos are similar. She was embarrassed for some reason. Glad I dumped that stupid cow

>>13513339
What I want to know is why when I order a taco with no lettuce I still get 10 small pieces of lettuce in every taco. Why do I have to dissect and fix my food before I eat it every single damn time. Fucking niggers man. When I go up north where all the fast food places are staffed by white people I get perfect food. My local Taco Bell literally buses in their employees from a halfway house.

>>13513373
This anon is high on pills

>>13513539
Based and stfupilled

>>13513373
What this anon says is true, he doesn’t mean you have to say all of it at once but picking a few together makes it better
>just got out of the hospital.
Is all you need

>>13513570
Nice try bone breath but im not falling for your skeltel tricks

>>13513601
>t.

>>13513373
bruh, you aight? did you forget to take ya meds?

>>13513373
this is fucking autistic as fuck

>>13513373
This guy is partially right though despite schizo posting.

I never get attitude from drive through employees and it's because I treat them with respect and crack a couple jokes while I'm ordering. They always smile when I see them at the window.

>>13513339
They get paid shit and they get asshole customers everyday.

>>13514361
I wonder what happened to that conspiracy. The conspiracy magazines seemed so sure it was going to happen.

>>13513339
You are a little bitch. This type of shit is typical in fast food restaurants and literally everybody gets treated like shit at this places because let’s be fair, what we’re you really expecting in the first place? It’s a fast food restaurant for fucks sake.
You just made up a mess out of nowhere seeking for attention and validation here because you were such a little bitch that you couldn’t even confront the girl at the drive-through face to face

>>13513360
>leaving without ordering
boy if thats not the most autistic fucking thing i ever heard
I do prefer going in because I feel as though face-to-face interaction works better in terms of understanding each other. plus if something is wrong or forgotten, it's the easiest thing ever to correct it before leaving. in a drive-thru, you have to choose between holding up the line as you check your shit because you don't trust the workers, or leave the drive-thru and come back around should something be wrong.

>>13513356
Fpbp

>>13513366
>I eat fast food workers
Get your wickedness out of here and into church

>>13514457
It sounds like those suggestions would actually piss off food service workers more. They're not there to chat with you, they're there to make minimum wage and send you out your food. Being purposely rude gets you nowhere, but being overly chatty and annoyingly nice would make them just as likely to spit in your food.

>>13513339
Because fastfood workers are scum, If they were smart, they wouldn't be working there.

I always treat them with disdain and I really go out of my way to make their lives worse. Such as not "pulling up" when the loser at the windows instructs me to.

>>13513373
This is almost good advice but you are sucking way too much dick
>how do I spell your name for my yelp review
This is kys tier

>>13514891
>I hate OP for seeking attention
>Therefore, I will bump his thread and give him attention. That'll show him.
You're not very bright.

>>13513366
Because it isn't about food, it's about some autist crying because some miserable fast food worker didn't offer to tongue his asshole with their order. If you want service, pick a real fucking restaurant. Otherwise just take your cheap slop and shut the fuck up.

>>13516195
>didn't offer to tongue his asshole
He wanted food, Anon.

>>13513373
>ladies you are looking good tonight.

>>13513373
walk in all raspy voiced with scraggly facial hair and unkempt hair
>"hey"
>"y-you serve food here?"
>"I haven't eaten in... (checks watch)... 143 hours"
>"give me 25 chicken sandwiches"
>"and a large diet coke"

>>13513518
>Fuck, I think this is the "eat all the eggs" guy.
Fuck I think you're spot on

>>13516713
>walk in all raspy voiced with scraggly facial hair and unkempt hair
>mash order into the automated kiosk and then awkwardly stand around for 8 minutes
>"Now serving guest with order 512? 512?"
>"Yeah, that's... Thanks..."
>leave
>forgot to get fountain drink
>too afraid to come back in case the little filipina lady says refills are for dine-in only

>>13513373
>Oh hi, there.
>Oh, wow, it smells so delicious.
>I've waited 14 hours to eat, etc
>just got out of the hospital.
>Would it be okay if I get 2 more of those biscuits?
>Are they as fresh and delicious as I remember?
>Smile.
>See if they don't just say, oh chile, I'm gonna ask you to wait a couple mins, cause we got some in the oven right now.
?Is it true you have real honey if I ask?
>Manager moseys over, say hi to them too, and tell them how nice the person was helping you order, etc.
>How do I spell your name on my yelp review cause I've never had such a polite experience here?
>Make their day, dude.
>Extra thanks.
>Play it by ear, ask for the hookup on the hot sauce x5.
>Ask if there is a tip jar, ROFL of course they do not have one, but ask.
I don't know whether to laugh or cringe uncontrollably. This is a whole new level of meme-grade autism.

>>13513339
you are undeniably the cunt here lmao

I physically cringe when I see people get mad at fast food workers, its literally some pathetic wagie trying to front on a lesser wagie, saddest shit you'll see all day.

>>13513339
>He doesn't only go to vetted locally owned small chains
>He doesn't just be pleasant and patient with the person he's trusting to not fuck with his food even if it's an emergency stop

Wasn't their problem really. Attitude and expectations.

>>13513469
Lol’d
>>13513547
This

If you’re ever standing in one spot interacting with nobody but you’re acting a certain way to “appear normal” you are definitely autistic as fuck, a normal person just does what they feel like and doesn’t care (as long as it isn’t harming/disrupting others obviously)

>>13517006
Haha yeah what kind of autist would do that

>>13514471
We smile when you get to the window because we just hocked a loogie in your drink faggot

>>13516081
t. Goes through the drive thru because his excess fat won’t let him get in and out of his car

>>13516195
shitty food is still food
shitty people serving shitty food is still food related
just hide fast food threads you fucking autismo

>>13516824
This but
>physically cringe
Really?

>>13516808
>lmao
Cringe.
>>13517477
>Really?
What's wrong with it?

>>13517489
>What's wrong with it?
cringe...

>>13513373
Highest test post on this board

>>13513356
redpilled

>>13513373
>all the NEETs reeeeing at this post
Glorious based schizo

>>13517489
When you say you "physically cringe," it's redundant. Cringing is already a physical action, it would be like saying "I physically walked over"

>>13516808
Not really lmao

>>13513373
How about i get my fats service without the fucking bullshit instead? for fucks sake i'm not trying to befriend or flirt with anyone. I'm asking for a service in exchange for money.

>>13516081
based

>>13513373
He's right you know

>>13517563
You can walk over your enemies and be using it as a non literal expression.

>>13513339
>Why can't fast food workers just be decent people?
Little to no prospects for higher education.
Lowest possible pay despite consuming the same goods and services as higher-wage workers; thus, they are forced to work more hours to have a basic sustainable quality of life without enough time to relax and expand their personalities and internal lives.
To save time, they often eat at the places they work; fast food as we all know is loaded with sodium, carbs, and calories - making them unhealthy and moody.
They work in small spaces with each other - you whine because your brief experience is unpleasant, but these people are forced to work 4-18 hour shifts with each other.
They lack awareness of their predicament and internalize it.
Their alienation leads them to substance abuse, which further fucks with their heads.
The companies for which they work discourage and actively suppress any form of improvement for the lives of these workers while also looking for ways to cut any basic benefits or costs at every turn.
Simply put, fast food is an oppressive convenience that demeans and degenerates human beings into vitriolic, half-dead meat-machines.
But nah, just call them assholes and lazy pieces of shit instead, it's way easier than attempting to understand, educate, and change things.

>>13513492
>I'm an introvert I'm so unique shy and intelligent. All introverts in the world are socially anxious.
Kill yourself.

>>13513373
Based and redpilled

>>13520159
lol just quit the job bro