/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13512117
OP go home you are drunk this is not wendys.

>>13512117
Shut up uheheheh

>>13512117
>NO THIS IS DRY CREENER, WE DO NOT SERVE FOOD HERE

Shut up.. huhehuhehu

Stop. This place is my escape

I don't know why fast food places don't refuse service to picky assholes that want you to deconstruct everything. I've never worked fast food in my life but it infuriates me as a customer to stand behind someone that does this shit making everything take longer.

>>13512117
And don’t load it up with a bunch of BULL SHIT!

>>13512117
Oh I get it now, half of /ck/ works at fast food joints, that’s why this type of thing keeps coming up. and on top of that you people have no idea on how to actually cook

>>13512228
>have it your way

>>13512239
If I could truly have it my way I could buy breakfast at 8pm.

>>13512235
I know how to cook you fuckface

>>13512235
DING DING DING!

The majority of posters on this site are literal children who have to shit up every board they post on

>>13512117
Where the fuck did you get a transcript of my fast food order from you weirdo!

>>13512234
Lel

>>13512342 here. >>13512357 post something you made

>>13512342
>>13512398
>he can’t say he saw me taking it because he didn’t and no one else saw me taking it

>>13512117
Eh heheh eh heh heh, Uh, no.

It is
Incompetent
Irrelevant
And immaterial
Uhhh or something. Uhuhuhu
I rest on your face. I mean I rest my case. Uhuhu uhuhu

Did you ever notice that they make the burger more expensive if you want extra sauce, or extra cheese or extra patties. But if you say you want a burger without the lettuce, or without the cheese, then it's not actually cheaper

>Uhm yes I'll have a cheeseburger with no cheese and no patty and no onions, but with extra chicken patty and extra mayonnaise please

>>13512117
Hi crystal. Yeah can I have a whopper with no cheese, lettuce, tomato, or onions? Extra pickles. A large cheese curd. No, I don't want a combo, just the sandwich. Yeah a large cheese curd, two large orders of fries. Also a baconator just how it comes, and a 4 piece spicy nugs. Oh extra fry sauce if you don't mind.

>>13512117
Are your shakes made with real milk and ice cream or do you use that reconstituted shake mix stuff?

>>13512117
Ah I see you work at my local McDonald's. Sorry ketchup tastes like diabetic piss

>>13512228
So you think you shouldn't be able to get what you want for your money? You shouldn't have the choice of having what you like on your sandwich? Fuck individuality, huh? How do those boots taste?

>>13512117
>"Hi there, welcome to McDonalds!"
>"Yeah, I'll have, uh, (PROMOTIONAL ITEM), as a meal, with..."
>"I'm sorry, what?"
>"I'll have a (PROMOTIONAL ITEM)... the one on the sign..."
>"...Did you mean (REGULAR MENU ITEM)?"
>"No, a (PROMOTIONAL ITEM)."
>"...One moment. ...Okay, that's one (PROMOTIONAL ITEM), anything else?"
>"Sorry, that was as a meal with fries and a coke."
>"Oh... Okay, anything else?"
>"That's everything."
>"Next window, please."
>Five minutes of the immigrant workers loudly shouting to each other "Is this a (PROMOTIONAL ITEM)?" "I need a (PROMOTIONAL ITEM) for drive-thru!" "What does the (PROMOTIONAL ITEM) box look like?"
>"Thank you, come again."
>it's cold.
Every time.

>>13512778
That reminds me of my local Italian ice cream parlour.
I like to go there and get a chocolate milkshake. The owner himself operates it often, although
sometimes he'll have some wagie work for him if he's too busy.
I can then watch him take out the mixer, put in milk and a few scoops of ice cream. Then blend it for a few seconds, and pour it in a to-go cup.

You don't get that kind of service at McDonald's. There they probably, as you say, use some kinda shake mix

>>13512842
Former wagie here. Probably hasn't changed, but back in the 90s it was just their soft-serve plus flavour syrup. The vanilla flavour syrup was greenish in the package...

>>13512342
You forgot the galze

>>13512117
>fills cup the entire way with ice
>uh no ice
>seethe
>goes to spit in food
>food already out of microwave, wrapped and bagged
>goes home to complain on /ck/

>>13512840
hurts to read
hurts more to experience

i never order shit like this for that exact reason

>>13512117
>go to Burger king
>They had a burger called the "A1 Ultimate bacon Cheese burger". So I ordered it.
>The girl reads back my order and said "Bacon double cheese burger?"
No, "A1 Ultimate bacon Cheese burger".
>"Do you want that as a meal",
no.
>"anything else"
no.
>"that will be $1.60".....
You got my order wrong.
>"you ordered a cheese burger?"
no. I ordered an "A1 Ultimate bacon Cheese burger"
>"oh ok".......... silence
I guess I will get the total at the window.

Now I did get the correct "burger", but mine did not look like the one on the menu. In fact it was about half the height, there were 3 partial strips of bacon on it 3 pieces of onion, and it looked like a bookcase fell on it.

>>13513280
Promotional bullshit is about the only thing that keeps me going back to fast food restaurants, even though that happens almost every time if I try ordering it within the first week it comes out. God forbid they're doing a "burger of the week" style promotion...

>>13512810
Not an argument. If you don’t like what they serve then go somewhere else

>>13513383
>Not an argument.
Why do people keep saying this autistic sentence fragment?

>>13512632
>Did you ever notice that they make the burger more expensive if you want extra sauce, or extra cheese or extra patties. But if you say you want a burger without the lettuce, or without the cheese, then it's not actually cheaper

Huh?

>>13513400
not an argument

>>13512228
I don't know why wageslaves doing a job for teenagers think they are allowed to question my orders
now shut up bitchboy and make my burger with all 5 alterations

>>13512117
The other day I went through McDonald's and ordered a large fry. The girl working the drivethru said "French fry?" No bitch I want fucking poutine you dumb fucking prolapsed anus of a human being.

>>13513513
Not an argument.

>>13512273
You can faglord

>>13513540
sorry sir we dont sell a single fry would you like an order of small fries instead?

>>13513282
>but mine did not look like the one on the menu.
Welcome
>In fact it was about half the height
To
>there were 3 partial strips of bacon on it 3 pieces of onion
Burger
>and it looked like a bookcase fell on it.
King

>>13513282
>thinking that the appearance of fast food in marketing materials is indicative of the real-life product
Get a load of this fucking mark.

>>13512145
this

tfw always order the most basic simple thing with no custom altercations, speak clearly and never sense any confusion during the order, but somehow the food is ALWAYS fucked up
how bros, how hard can it be to just give me what i ordered without forgetting something or making it completely wrong

>>13512145
We're like, uhh, closed or something. Go away. Huheuhehuh.

>>13512117
>orders two sandwiches
Do americans really...

>>13512778
Yes.

>>13512357
>DING DING DING!

Read it in his voice lol. Beavis got deported in that episode.

>>13512117
Reeeee They fucked up my orderrr
Learn to cook