/ck/ - Food & Cooking

We got you, fucker.

Kill yourself, nigger . You're supposed to drink those by themselves.

>>13499966
>Snickers coffee mate
why

>>13499966
These nasty long shelf-life flavored creamers exist to be used in workplace refrigerators to make nasty bitter overheated coffee palatable so that employees can take a coffee break at work, or at church after service coffee and donuts, or anywhere that you actually want coffee but it's unpalatable coffee without the added fat/oil/cream to act as half and half would act, and also they're also BOGO coming out cheaper than actual dairy, and fun seasonal flavors. They're sweetened, so there's no sugar bowl, sugar packets, only Splenda available nonsense to deal with too. No plastic stirrer or spoon needed, either. It blends itself.

>>13499966
>Transform the coffee you like into the coffee you love with Coffee mate Funfetti® flavored coffee creamer. Birthday cake in your cup of coffee—it's like having your cake, and drinking it too.

I purchase the Italian Sweet Cream coffee mate and it works well
anyone who drinks coffee black is a retarded memeing faggot hipster

>>13499993
Coffee mate or any other flavoured creamer is a top tier redflag about someone's culinary prowess

>>13500006
t.

>>13500010
>>13499993
so this stuff is for manchildren right

>>13500011
the point is to only put a small amount in it to offset the bitterness you fucking pillock

>>13500019
if your coffee doesnt taste good you are just drinking bad coffee, or you burned it

>>13500019
>he doesnt inhale unfiltered cigarettes and burnt black coffee for breakfast

soy

>>13500006
I never knew child-palated faggots were this obsessed at how I drink my coffee before coming to this board. Seek psychiatric help.

>>13500018
no, all coffee products are for women, men don't care about coffee

>>13500029
you're right, I smoke Dunhill's and drink Espresso Roast like a cultured individual, get some faggot
>>13500028
OK boomer
>>13500033
?? no one gives a shit about your tastes, faggot
this thread was started to mock people who put creamer in their coffee, so how about you fuck off with being obsessed with how I drink my coffee, huh?

>>13500041
coffee is arguably the most based thing you can consume, whate are you overloaded with soy or some shit?

>>13500046
>concerned about coffee quality
>boomer
hmmm

>>13500006
It isn't the flavor that's the issue, it's the ingredients. This shit doesnt even need to be refrigerated, it has no dairy in it, it is just refrigerated because people know creamer should be. It's the epitome of synthetic bullshit that only serves to cause cancer.

>>13500047
Men drink coffee, but they don't really "care" about it in the way women do. Men just drink it if its around

>>13500094
Ingredients:
>water, sugar, Vegetable oil, less than 2% of micellar casein (a milk derivative), mono- and diglycerides, dipotassium phosphate, salt, cellulose gel, cellulose gum, carrageenan, sucralose
nothing in here causes cancer you lying fuck

>>13500113
>canola oil
>soybean oil
duuurrrrrrrr, blllllllllrg, amerimut love to eat cancer oils MMMMNG

Go watch videos of how they are made. If you think slaughter houses and factory farming are bad this is arguably worse. And yes, fight with me, call me names and ignore me, please!

>>13500041
Men drink coffee black or with a small amount of plain cream and sugar

>>13500053
Boomers drink instant coffee and cheap shit out of drip machine

>>13500157
yes this is the point

>>13500122
>watching a video of how some product is made can tell you if it causes cancer, not reading scientific studies or knowing things about biochemistry

>>13500122
>Go watch videos of how they are made. If you think slaughter houses and factory farming are bad this is arguably worse. And yes, fight with me, call me names and ignore me, please!

>hey Finn, which is your favorite type of ice cream? Vanilla, chocolate?
>nah just a condom brother

>>13500122
You type like a woman.

coffee with only sweetener is gross
trying it right now

I need my half-n-half but it doesn't fit my intermittent fasting autism

>>13499966
There are boxes upon boxes of these things at my work place. I work in a bank's corporate building. Americans really are the worst.

>>13500234
just added half-n-half and it tastes 100 times better bros...

does anyone really drink coffee with only sugar?

>>13500411
Many people don't even add sugar to coffee, black coffee is a thing.

>>13500122
fucking retard

Are Galaxy bars called Dove in US?

>>13500466
do they not have google in bongistan or has your nanny state banned you from using that site?