/ck/ - Food & Cooking

oh come on
rolling rock is great
the worst drink is that dairy queen shit with like 2200 calories in it

>>13486240
there is definitely worse beer than rolling rock

>>13486240
Man ever since avgn I always wanted to try this. What state does this usually get sold in? I am not from the US just always wanted to know.

>>13486240
You have shit taste

>>13486267
When you need a spoon for your drink, is it a meal?

>>13486281
Everywhere. Havent seen a liquor store that doesnt stock it.

>>13486281
anywhere. rolling rock should be everywhere
>>13486288
it's still a drink

>>13486240
Rolling Rock n'amasse pas mousse.

>>13486240
How can you have such strong feelings about something that is designed to be virtually tasteless and without character?

Its like someone getting upset about the colour beige.

>>13486240
>the worst drink you ever had
i drank one of those pineapple steel reserve abominations and have regretted being alive since

inb4 some faggots chime in about how great this shit is

Some weird independently made soda called "The Immortalizer" or something. Had a picture of a buddhavista with sunglasses on. Shit tasted like an ash tray, it was horrible.

I love whisky but pic related is one of the few drinks that 1 sip of can make me spew my ringer. Even the smell of it gives me the boak.

Even water is artificial in this shit.

Sangria. They should neck whoever invented that garbage.

>>13486240
Rolling Rock is a meme boomer beer with zero redeeming qualities. Notice how they didn’t even bother to review it (likely because it’s too expensive lol). Would easily be in last or second-to-last place on this list:
https://www.pghcitypaper.com/pittsburgh/pennsylvanias-best-inexpensive-beers-ranked/Content?oid=15429765

Fireballs are fucking stupid and i hate them

>>13486281
That's why I tried it.
Take my word for it: it sucks. Save yourself some time and disappointment. It was worse than any IPA I've tried and I hate IPAs.

>>13486321
it's not that bad shut up

worst beer I ever had was some kind of milk stout crap I can't even remember the name but it was garbage

It's goldschlager but shit.

>>13486338
It's a liqueor, not a liquor you absolute tastelet. It's meant to be used in small portions as part of mixed drinks. Are you like 12?

>>13486240
how is it bad, it just tastes like fizzy water

>>13486507
IPAs are good you contrarion

>>13486240
There's no topping some really fucking weird "cider brew" some brewery put out when I was sampling at a brewfest. I nearly threw up, as did two of my guests by the utter fucking liver bile that was that beverage. I hated it so much that I asked the barmaid what it was and she claimed "it was the personal favorite of all the workers there." Yep well wherever the fuck that is, guess where I amma notta fuckin' going.

>>13486281
it's fine, it just doesn't have much flavor to take offense to. It's like saying you hate water

>>13486240
This stuff by far. God fucking damn it's disgusting as shit. It tastes like every vanilla scented product from Bath & Body works mixed with club soda. I couldn't even gulp it down for the caffeine, and I've choked down some nasty fucking pre-workouts and protein.

>>13487491
I haven't had a single one of those that tasted even decent.

>>13486240
that cambucci shit; fermented fruit drink, or that shitty "life water".

>>13487587

rolling rock is not good but its what my grandpa used to drink every sunday when we'd go over his house as kids. i'd always take a sip of his beer and to this day it reminds me of him so i drink it and it makes me happy

>>13486240
how does a liquid burn retard

>>13487587
.

>>13486240
soju, by far. I can't believe anyone still drinks it due to "MUH ANCIENT CULTURE"

the same is true for the shitty Chinese equivalent that tastes and smells like gasoline

>>13487602
>he doesn't know about super fire

>>13487628
sounds like a gay stupid anime you fags watch
dont @ me

>>13486240
I tried RR a while ago and IMO it was bland at worst, I've certainly had worse cheap beers. As for the worst drink I've ever had it's a tossup between pic related, which not only tastes bad but burns like everclear despite being half as strong, and McCormick's orange flavored whiskey. Flavored whiskey in general is bad but that shit took the cake.

>>13487677
I was so fucking surprised by egg nog over the holidays that I might be a convert. God bless that strange beverage that actually got me to play he piano on christmas eve.

>>13487491
if you leave a half drunk one in your car it can act as a powerful air freshener

A million years ago, whilst I was at uni in the US, I had a beer from Samuel Adams brewery which tasted irredeemably of soy sauce. It was horrid. I had Rolling Rock during my time at school and, while bad in its own right, it doesn't compare to the sheer awfulness of that soy sauce flavoured shit.

>>13486281
Hi. >>13487737 here.
I was at Princeton which is in New Jersey which is where AVGN is from. So New Jersey, I would say.

>>13486326
>Buddhavista with sunglasses
I'm amusing myself with imagery of the Buddha gazing over a cliff, lookin' all cool and majestic and shit.
You likely meant bodhisattva.

>>13487373
>damn dis malt liquor be dank my nigga
>sheeeeet this milk stout has complex flavors and sheeeet, fuckin nasty cracka beer

>>13487762
groids don't say 'dank'

>>13487742
>princeton.
>which is in new jersey
Yeah we know where it is. Saying you go there or something?

>>13487491
>blocks your path

>>13487786
Fuck man I don’t know what niggers say, I don’t hang around them. I just think dank is a stupid worked so it sounds like something stupid they would say.

>>13487801
Dank was a word in high school for me and I'm fucking 30. How the fuck is that word still around? I didn't like it then.

>lol this burger is dank
Motherfucker where is my knife I will shank you.

>>13487790
He said he went there, in the past tense. And other Anon said they're not American. They may not have known where Princeton is, so mentioning NJ was prolly necessary on his part.
FFS, I know Americans who have no idea that Princeton is in NJ, that Penn is an Ivy, that Wharton is part of Penn and that Yale isn't in Massachusetts.

>>13487806
>I will shank you
*dank you
ftfy, anon

fucking Modelo
all my neighbors drank it (I live in a mexican part of north carolina) so I grabbed some from the gas station. Shit. Tasted like play-doh water

>>13487821
I could not disagree more.

>>13487835
actually I'll concede. I tried budweiser with clamato and that was truly horrible

Rolling Rock is a good "light" beer for when you just want something crisp to go with a meal or cool off.

>>13487797
i was at a festival this summer and some yuropoor spilled one of those on me
the smell didnt exit my clothes for a fucking week after i washed them

>>13486240

anybody who can enjoy these things is mentally damaged, quite literally the worst liquor product that has graced my tongue.

>>13487806
Yeah it was super popular in high school for me as well, I always hated it as all the stoners would say it.

>>13486281
It's like Budweiser but it tastes like corn.

>>13487942
We have a pot store in my area called House of Dank.

>>13487937
Reminds me of a red wine & chocolate drink that my grocery store started stocking a few years ago. I haven't tried it myself but I hear it's terrible and according to the lady who runs the liquor dept. only soccer moms buy it.

Ginger beer. I was expecting boozy ginger ale. I got burning raw ginger juice, like you blended some fresh ginger root with cheap vodka.

>>13486281
ROLLING ROCK ON THE ROLLING ROCKER

>>13486240
I'm sorry your life went so far downhill, Derek.

>>13486240
Is Rolling Rock supposed to be a stand-in for all macro lagers? Because there are definitely worse ones.

>>13488113
Alcoholic ginger beer? What the fuck. It's supposed to be a mixer, not a God damn drink in itself. Good job buying shit, retard.

P.S. Fever Tree ginger beer is unadulterated garbage.

>>13486240
bro rolling rock is like 10 bucks for an 18 pack and tastes better than bud light or whatever

>>13486240
All IPAs. All of them.

Rolling Rock is so bad. I paid $6 for a 12-pack, and I would rather have bought one good $6 beer than the whole pack of that trash. It tastes like vomit. It has this nasty sourness to it.

The only worse beer I've had was Bud Light Platinum. It just tasted like carbonated water with alcohol. Bud Light has no flavor to begin with, so when you add more alcohol, it's all you can taste. It was bitter and nasty. I like bitter pale ales, but that's good bitterness. Bud Light Platinum tastes like bitter chemicals that are unsafe for human consumption. I'd rather drink Steel Reserve over that poison.

>>13487937
Looks like a guaranteed case of the ass

>>13488223
When and where did you get a 12 pack for only $6?

>>13488232
A "case of the ass" means you're angry.

>>13486281
>>13486293
Every where, but finding glass bottles of it can be harder, and it is FAR superior in glass bottle. Having it in a can tastes like shitty bud light with more malt, like it's drinkable but it's not nearly as good as it is in bottle. I mean I've had it draft and even draft isn't as good as the glass bottle, not sure what it is.

>>13488256
Not where I’m from

>>13488241
Total Wine. Some time last year.

>>13486315
God that sounds like death
>>13486321
This makes my skin crawl.

>>13487534
i like the grape

I take it back. Bud Light Platinum isn't the worst beer. This is. It has no redeeming qualities. The taste and smell is absolutely horrible. It's just pure alcohol and chemicals. When you swallow it, you can feel the alcohol vapors rising from your throat like bad vodka. It's the first beer that I was physically incapable of drinking. It was also much more expensive than Hurricane or Steel Reserve. It's just pure shit in every way possible.

>>13487414
its gonna be stouts and porters for me lad

>>13488260
I believe the glass bottles are from the original plant. The can line is elsewhere.

all of them are gross and taste like cough syrup

>>13488300
Just buy Natty Daddy ffs

>>13488890
Drinking them now!
Cheers, bro!

>>13488896
Very based

>>13488113
I’m not a fan of ginger beer on its own, but it’s good in a Moscow mule. Just add vodka and a little freshly squeezed lime juice. The lime really brings it all together

Worst alcoholic drink was without a doubt Budweiser. If that is the basic beer you Americans have to drink then i'm sorry.

>>13489243
It WAS the basic beer of America for a long time.
Why do you think there’s a craft brew revolution going on?
Even WE got tired of drinking that swill.

Odyssey Beerwerks' Hyper Lucidity.
Imagine cooking a big pot of pinto beans on the stove for hours, then filling up a cup with the bean liquid.
Now make a pot of coffee with dark roast beans -- throw out the coffee -- then pour the bean liquid into the machine, reusing the spent coffee grounds.

The stench was overwhelming. The liquid was thick, murky, gritty, but had almost no taste. No tartness, no creaminess, no hops of any kind -- just mild bitterness. The liquid had carbs in it, but it didn't register as "sweet". The head was thin and sticky, exactly like the scum that forms on top of the water in the bean pot.
Vile.
When I was a kid my cousin dared me to drink nasty dishwater, sat fermenting for days in the sink. This was hands down worse.

I looked all over the can/internet for evidence it was a joke beer, like those harry potter jelly beans. Nope. They think they aced it.
The brewery is 10 minutes away from my house, but I have no idea how to describe my curiosity in a way that won't offend them.

>>13489250
It just baffles me, the shitty bulk lagers of my homeland blew that garbage out of the water effortlessly.
Was US beer always that bad?

>>13486281
It’s beer. There’s nothing else noteworthy to say about it. Not bad, not good.

>>13486288
Nah it's a dessert. You can get those 2000 calorie drinks from Starbucks though.

>>13486240
The brewery in my hometown made a fucking nitro Barleywine supposedly aged on cedar. It tasted like watered down Guinness aged on 2x4s.

>>13487901
Yeah this is terrible.

>>13486321
Kek, in my downtown there’s a homeless nigger walking around with a cart of at least three 24 packs of these; usually pissing in garbage cans or babbling incoherently

>>13489259
I’m too young to know for sure, but probably not.
Starting in the 1950s through to the mid 1970s, there were a LOT of new MBAs tweaking their beers’ recipes to try and save money. They’d try using more rice to spend 4% less on grain per batch here, change hops varieties to spend 8% less there, and so on. The result is that a lot of American macros became a lot shittier. Even casual drinkers could tell something was very wrong, and a lot of brands died during this time.
When home brewing was legalized in America in the Carter years, a lot of the first homebrew recipes were just people trying to replicate the 1950s and earlier pre-prohibition-era American style pilsners they grew up drinking.

>>13489607
Then they did multiple things very wrong.
Aging on cedar was the first thing. Nobody ever does that, and now you know why.
Barleywines also shouldn’t taste like watered down Guinness-they should be malt monsters. By definition, a barleywine uses enough malted grains to produce a wine-strength (12-15% ABV) beer. That should result in gigantic grain flavors.

>>13489629
Mega based.

Hangovers are for normalfags, withdrawals are for gentlemen, and DTing yourself into brain damage is Chad.

>>13486321
Whatchu know bout dat?

>>13487388
If i had to describe Fireball I would say its what happens when u mix straight corn syrup into a pot of boiling water that had a bunch of cinnamon sticks in it

>>13486240
I like it. It tastes like grass. then again, I unironically enjoy the taste of Malt Liquor, and I'm not even a nigger.

>>13487414
anything is better than sour "beers."

>>13486321
Whatchu know 'bout good malt liquor?

Prolly nothin'.

People sometimes say a beer taste like canal water, but I always thought they were exaggerating. I can say that canal water taste better than this stuff

>>13489738
It was baffling, especially since they produce a normal Barleywine that's fantastic.

>>13488300
Seconding this. It's literally unflavored Four Loko.

As for Rolling Rock, I don't buy it because it has this weird nutty taste I don't like, but a lot of times bars have some kinda special for it like a giant mug for 2.50 or something

>>13487491
This drink straight up screws with me. The taste isn't terrible tastes like any other birthday cake flavored product but it's something I only associated with stuff you chew and it causes me noggin to go joggin whenever I feel carbonated liquid but taste something I should be chewing instead.

I'm not even remotely picky with booze but holy hell this shit is undrinkable

>>13488186
How in the FUCK is she supposed to know that without anything being stated on the packaging? Yeah big fucking retarded not knowing some unspoken rule you happen to know. Fuck outta here kid sick of your arbitrary bullshit you can't magically know everything like some wikipedia browsing all day neo nazi wannabe faggot cunt. I'll suck you faggot so don't even bother responding back you're done to me.

>>13491251
It gets points for actually being 80 proof unlike a lot of other sweet liqueurs, but it's literally just trash to use like cheap syrup in coffee.

Arbor Mist wine was the worst
The shits $4 a bottle
And I had some OP Chardonnay the other day had nobody whatsoeve

So I agreed with the guy saying Earthquake was the worst beer, by for me, the worst liquor is Chinese baijiu. Tried multiple brands and holy fuck it's nasty, tastes like gasoline and despair. If it was the only booze available on earth I would give serious consideration to just not drinking.

>>13486240
rr is fine, rolfe approved. now coors, not coors lite, is absolute meat sweat. its disgusting

>>13486240
I wish I could punch the person responsible for this in the fucking teeth.

Imagine coke combined with aadvark diarrhea, add some coffee grounds that have AIDS all over them, there you go.

>>13487491
I sent them a bunch of messages on social media telling them how this almost made me throw up. worst flavor.

The new candy green apple flavor is absolutely amazing and miami cola is the best 0 calorie cola to ever exist thanks to its lime twist.

>>13486240
Cheap korean soju tastes like lighter fluid. Having said that, small batch soju can be excellent.

>>13491308
I'm the weirdo that liked this shit. Sometimes I mix coffee and coke zero to try and replicate it.

>>13486321
used to drink this garbage in high school when a friend's older brother would buy it. what the fuck were we thinking? every time i see this garbage i can smell the barf

>>13489258
That sounds really horrible. I definitely would've wanted to try based on the flavor, too.

>>13488055
Faggot shut the fuck up fat tug is god tier
What's your idea of a good ipa?

Any malted alcohol beverage. I live in Quebec. It's cool cause you can buy beer at any convenience store before 11pm. What sucks is that any hard liquor can only be sold at the SAQ, which is a crown corporation. So any mixed drinks made out of vodka, rum, or any liquor, is locked behind the SAQ, and they close at 5:30pm on the weekends. But companies get around this by selling malted version of the same drinks, so if you're already a bit drunk and start to fall into the cheap pre-mixed drink and don't look on the bottle if it's the legit version or the malted one, you end up with the worst fucking grin and the taste of puke in your mouth.

Tastes like a pencil

>>13492277
Does anyone actually like that stuff? I only ever hear about it being used to fuck with people who don't know what it is

>>13486288
If you can conceivably consume it as you would a liquid, it's a drink. Many times, I would sit with the boys on my porch and crack open cold Chef Boyardee's ravioli and chug the cans in one go

>>13488055
Based BC bro.
FUCK IPAs and FUCK IPA drinkers.

I hate that every fucking craft brewery in this province is 90% IPAs. Gimme some hefes or dark beers for FUCK sake!

>>13492289
Gotta be some people out there that like the taste, I can't imagine they sustain a company on selling prank juice alone. I've heard the wormwood in it is good for when you're on your period, but for obvious reasons I cannot test this.

tastes like faggot

>>13491592
That sounds awful.
Here in BC we have private and gov't stores so we can get booze until 11pm every day but we can't get beer at convenience or grocery stores which would be nice

>>13492864
Lol
I live in America where we have rights.
Liquor sales until 2:00 am, boys. Even later if you're in a club.

>>13487901
I don't mind never tried most on this list
But yeah the BLC is Horrible

>>13492961
I like those with a nice plate of eggs on a weekend morning once in a while, the budweiser version that's harder to find is better though

>>13489771
prolly tuns

>>13492973
I need to man up and and try the recipe on the Clamatto bottle. It seems like a drink with potential.

>>13487604
Essentia is better

>>13486240
RR is shit but by far not the worst out there. Try Del Sol sometime. That shit is fucking vile.

>>13486321
I'm that faggot and here I am chiming in. Love that shit.

>>13486240
Rolling rock is the king of the shit beers. Its cheap and its flavor doesn’t make you want to instantly barf like miller light.

Its genuinely the best beer for college parties and cheap fucks. This is an objective fact.

>>13486321
Used to drink these in college when I was under 21 and could only get one thing for the night when my friends went to the liquor store. Yakked almost every time lmao

>>13487491
Anything birthday cake flavored is utter trash. Even birthday cake ice cream.

>>13487937
the vanilla flavored ones are ok but literally every other one they make is completely disgusting

>>13495645
The most delicious cake is birthday cake.

>>13486321
whatchu know bout that

I can't believe nobody has posted this, yet. It literally tastes like battery acid and the bitter aftertaste you get when you have dry mouth. If you buy this and drink it for enjoyment you must be a demon

>>13486444
You need to try White Sangria. Bottled or homemade, trust me, way better than red sangria

>>13495772
>rum
>tiramisu
>baklava
>merengue
>lemon
>angel
>black forest
>bundt
>cheese
>ice cream

Fucking pleb

>>13496009
Have you ever drunk battery acid? It tastes nice, real savoury because of the melting mouth effect.

>>13492903
>her state only allows sales up to 2am
>she thinks that's something to brag about
lol

Does Steam Whistle taste like Rolling Rock?

Oops forgot pic

>>13486240
for me, it's Sam Adams Boston Lager

>>13486444
If you’re not making your own sangria, you’re doing it wrong.

>>13489258
>vanilla coffee cream ale
It’s your own fucking fault you dipshit.
Novelty flavoured beer is made by incompetent hipster fuckwits to compensate for the fact that they couldn’t even brew a simple clean Pilsner.

>>13489629
There is no action more ascended than pissing in the face of God like this man does

>>13496767
Why are all the seasonal beers except the oktoberfest one so bad?

>>13492277
I heard the guy who originally made this shit because his taste buds was shot to fuck because all he did was smoke cigars and could not taste regular liquor so he made this abomination.

>>13497340
That is correct, and because he could sell it during prohibition since it contained wormwood or something

>>13486240
Fat Tug is the most vile thing Ive ever tasted, and Ive tasted some shit in my day.

Sambuca, I hate the stuff with an inhuman intensity but I always find myself being on the receiving end of it at one time or another, but then again I have a general distaste for spirits. Just being within smelling distance of the stuff is enough to turn my stomach.

>>13486240
Been a minute since I've drank it but I remember it being pretty ok/inoffensive

What type of girl drunk is /ck/ usually?

>>13498682
Probably Alia

Anything with Tequila. Unless it's an AMF, the tequila overpowers everything else and it's the only thing you can smell and taste.

Make a drink with vodka? Get to enjoy all the flavors.
Make a drink with gin? Get to enjoy all the flavors and the flavor of the gin.
Make a drink with tequila? NOW IT'S SLIGHTLY CITRUS FLAVORED TEQUILA, ENJOY.

Might as well do a fucking shot. Fuck tequila is bad.

>>13486321
Pleb successfully filtered
In time you'll come to realize the ultimate superiority of Steel Reserve

>>13488055
fat tug is good you fucking faggot

>>13498682
Alia, especially the disappearing part.

>>13498682
Erin

absolute bullshit

Not even spics like it

>>13498794
Yeah fuck this shit. Just thinking about it makes me hungover, nasty stuff

When I had a physical addiction to alcohol I drank a liter of this shit just to stave off withdrawals, and man, it is the same color coming out as it is going down.

>>13487937
Holy fuck, that was the first alcohol I ever drank. It was bad.

>>13488133
thoroughly based

>>13491308
Underrated beverage. Gets shit on more because of the high cost per ounce at the time imo

>>13498682
Alia. My friends and I have this thing where we just open the bar and if it's green or blue, it's mixed in.

>>13488260
Funny, I almost only see glass bottles. Cans are a rarity near me for Rolling Rock

>>13486386
its not meant to be a nice drink you nonce, its for 16 year olds with a death wish

This. What the fuck, man

>>13487737
I guarantee it was their old imperial stout. They released a series years ago with all kinds of craft styles. The dummies who bought sam Adam's at the time all said it tasted like soy sauce so no one bought it and I got to bring home a case of imp stouts for around 10$

>>13491308
I liked this stuff

>>13492961
I like these

Foster's

>>13489870
Its what happens when you melt Big Red and leave it outside for a week

>>13500143
Do Australians really drink this?

>>13500195
yes, they all love it

>>13500195
Yeah

>>13491251
found the winner. shit is horrendous

>>13496009
I like moxie a lot. It’s actually one of my favorite sodas.

>>13496500
Probably more like Anchor Steam. It’s both expensive enough and exclusive enough to make it worth cloning.

I don’t know who would try to clone RR, especially as cheap as it is. That’s like waiting for a car company to clone a 1994 Geo Metro. When you can still get good running examples for $1500, there’s no need.

>>13498682
Tyler with hints of Serena

>>13500306
>mfw I'll never have another geo prism
She was my first, bros. I miss her

>>13486281
>wow, how awesome could this be? Buggs Bunny's Birthday Blowout; well, it was a blowout alright....blowout your ass!

>>13488241
NC here. You can get it all day for 7.99 a 12 pack in Food Lions. Gas stations usually run it 6.99-7.99 as well.

>>13500102
Agreed. Sunchy is much better.

>>13498174
Possibly the drunkest I've ever been was in school when I drank a handle of 95 proof Sambuca to myself over 16ish hours. Not only does it taste terrible but it was a terrible drunk for me as well. Never touched it since and thank christ I cut back on my levels from then.

I'M DRINKING ROLLING ROCK
ON
THE ROLLER ROCKER

Tastes like rotting bananas . . . . back when i was a drunk you could not even pay me to drink this shit. I would rather drink piss!

>>13500407
>strong beer
>6.1%

>>13500195
>>13500208
>>13500218
foster is only export so its really hard to get in auisseland they mostly just drink VB

>>13491512
Something like Widowmaker from Backcountry or Misthorn from Vancouver Island. Fat Tug tastes like shampoo.

>>13486281
every state i've been to has a liquor store or beer distributor that has it. it kinda tastes skunky, but not terrible, like an american lager version of corona.

This shit tastes like an apothecary janitor's mop bucket.

>>13500614
Yeah, its root beer.

>>13487677
they don't call it Erk & Jerk for nuthin whiteboi

>>13488889
>Bacardi Breezers
eww, they still make that shit? Bartles & James Wine Cooler garbage tier shite

>>13500614
>hating on Bang's
ok zoomer

>>13500614
Bangs is the best mass produced root beer
>>13500620
Fuck off root beer is great

>>13498682
Alia or Tyler

>>13489870
Nah it tastes like those shitty cinnamon candies. Like hot tomales or big reds with vodka.

>>13498682
Alia+Erin with the fightyness from Serena if X gon give it to ya is playing.

>>13486321
Wrong malt liquor, now this shit is disgusting

>>13492277
It stated out with me just bringing it to conventions to fuck with young drinkers at parties, eventually I started kinda liking it.

>>13498710
If you're gonna buy malt liquor at least get either Mickey's or Colt 45

1 sip and I was done.

>>13486240
This sludge, only thing that come close in foulness would be ginger ale and anise schnapps.

>>13500883
>ginger ale
You gotta get the homemade stuff with actual ginger, the shit they sell in the grocery store is just bad sugar water

>>13500911
I'm cursed with that gene that make ginger and cilantro taste like dish-soap and has arugula linger for half a day.

>>13500921
Ouch

>>13500841
this, get a six pack of green grenades and have a pleasant evening

just picked up a pint
what am I in for?

>>13486240
man what? rolling rock is delicious

>>13500614
>>13500620
>Bangs
>rated anywhere below god-tier
Nah, your palate is just shit.

>>13500883
Yours too.

>>13496009
the flavor when it first hits the tongue is pleasant but whatever bitter fucking root they use gives it the taste of letting a prescription medication dissolve on your tongue, it gives me an immediate migraine

>>13501071
>bangs
Are you rarted? Are you illiterate? It says Barq's right there.

>>13501130
it's a meme you dip

>>13491328

Alot of people strangely hate the cola one, I think they go in expecting a coke or pepsi flavor. When it's more like a generic cola.

>>13501130
Don't you know how to read cursive? It clearly says "Bang's" retard

>>13486321

Common Zoomer detected. Bitter taste makes my tum tum hurt. Fuckin' daddy's money fuck bois. When your parents die and IRL crushes all your hopes and dreams, you'll thank God a 40 of Steele is always like $2 and as strong as a standard sixer.

This tastes like vomit.

>>13501130
This board is not for you new friend.

>>13501932
That's most IPAs to be fair

>>13500696
>>13500699
>>13501071
>bang’s

Are you guys memed out or what? It’s called Barq’s.

vodka coke

>>13502224

>>13502224
Its called Barg's

Blue Moon

Just why?

Bought this because it had 7.2 ABV. Absolutely fucking horrid, how can anybody like IPAs?

You don't drink bottle rolling rock, from cans only and it has to be served very cold and in a glass.

>>13486314

This. It's deliberately no-frills, there aren't even adjuncts to get offended at. Budweiser's the beer I passionately hate, it's everywhere, it's full of rice and corn and it apparently thinks it's a cream ale.

>>13488985
I love ginger beer on its own. Honestly ginger beer is probably the most universal mixer, I've tried mixing every type of basic liquor with it and I've never been disappointed.

>>13502496

That's a shit IPA. I feel for you, it's hard to identify good IPA from any kind of labeling or anything to do with that, you just stumble through crap IPA until you find the few gems. There's a million brewers and like 5 actually good ones. Good IPAs I have discovered so far:

Russian River "Pliny the Elder", which you will have to order in advance because it is that coveted.

Sierra Nevada "Torpedo", "Tropical Torpedo", "Celebration" and "Western Hemisphere"

Stone "IPA", "Delicious IPA" and "Enjoy By"

Knee Deep "Citra", "Simtra" and "Imperial Tanilla"

>>13502618
>Stone
RVAfag?

>>13502224
>I can’t read cursive
We know.

>>13486240
I had this years ago when I was just starting to learn about beer.
I thought it was pretty awful.

>>13498682
Erin kek. I blackout way too often and blacking out is the worst feeling. But not as bad as my xanax binges back in the day and blacking out for days at a time.

>>13503094
>tfw chugged a 6 pack of this in college
One of the worst hangovers I've ever had. Sooo much sugar.

>>13487587
*kombucha asshole

Kirkland-brand rum is so bad my friends made it a punishment during drinking games.
>>13496009
Oh god I remember that from the Pendragon books. The main character and his uncle love Moxie.

>>13486465
>>13487388
Fireball is for college girls

>>13503233
Same. I was crippled from it and had the worst shits of my life. Called in sick to work

>>13503502
Methheads drink it too

TAB, a diet soft drink that's no longer made, with good reason.

This drink comes from hell

>>13486240
How can you hate rolling rock? There is way worse and it's fine for cheap beer.

>>13486281
I'm in KY and I don't have trouble finding it.

>>13486507
IPAs really do suck. Gross hoppy bullshit.

>>13500429
Fosters is made in England so it's unlikely that Australians export it.

>>13502618
Don't forget Lagunitas

>>13503977
>hating on Jaloviina

Just mix it with coffee if you're too soft for it.

this ain't so bad, just too easy to overdrink on it

>>13496897
You need to relax a bit.

>>13500952
the worst possible canadian whisky ever. literally sugar bullshit rotting wood alcohol. Canadian Mist is also just as horrible.

This is also because canadian whisky is shit by definition and nothing can improve this.

>>13486240
Any craft beer

Heineken.

>>13506122
Now we're getting close, but truth is those 21% berry flavored bum wines which are in the same price range are even worse.

>>13507056
I miss the real mad dog 20/20. Good times and bad times were had

This is the worst stuff ever I’d rather lick slug slime

>>13507272
Fuck you Cheerwine is a delicacy

>>13507286
Imagine being this wrong my god your mom should have aborted you

Heineken and Bavaria.
Sorry Dutchbros, your cheese is based but you can't brew for shit.

>>13507600
I have no real issue with Heineken but I'm not very fond of Bavaria. I usually drink the cheapest pissbeer I can find when I do drink though, as it's usually nearly flavourless and easy to drink a lot of.

>>13507619
both have a bitter aftertaste for me but yeah bavaria is even worse. ironically real bavarian beer is the best i ever had.

>>13487937
My film society in college sold these for our annual Big Lebowski screening one year and despite us selling out I tried one and almost puked right there.

Far and away the worst I’ve ever had. But I paid 15 cents for it, so I was gonna drink the whole fucking thing

>>13507651
>bia ha noi
>beer ha no
>beer? ha, no!
you should have seen that one coming, pal.

>>13486240
Your post is bad; and you should feel bad. You probably only drink $13 a bottle craft stouts, like a cuck.

>>13500883
>>13500614

>>13507633
Like Weienstephaner? Yeah that's pretty good. I actually prefer bitter beer to be honest, so I prefer north german pilsner over stuff like Hefeweizen

>>13507666
nah all wheat beers are good, never had a bad one. but i had lagers like tegernseer spezial and augustiner edelstoff in mind.

>>13507660
stay mad poorfag

>>13500952
I drank this in a remote part of Alaska cause it was the only liquor and I wasn't paying, I didn't think it was quite as bad as it looked but conditions and the other option available which I had been consuming was Nikolai vodka may have colored my impression

>>13487491
I've known 2 people IRL that reacted pretty poorly to that flavor too. It tastes like drinking an actual birthday cake, which to some people is really weird/gross. Seems that maybe people don't like flavored products that taste too close to the thing they're flavored after?

>>13487491
This and grape flavor are the only two bangs I can't drink. Grape just tastes like the nastiest cough syrup "grape" flavor out there, and the birthday cake flavor just shouldn't exist.

>>13503073
>>13502486
>>13502283
Try barqs.com and bargs.com, see which one is the official website.

>>13507837

It tastes like donkey piss, don't understand why so many people like it.

>>13486240
Legit bum juice.

>>13508852
this, Night Train, and MD 2020 form the Ultimate Bumwine Trifecta

>>13492961

Beer and clam made with your own ratios are definitely better, but these are surprisingly good.

>>13509159
>He doesn't r8 Johny Bootlegger

>>13508481
It tastes different over in Europe

haven't had a drink in three days and I'd kill for some rolling rock at this point

>>13508481

My thoughts exactly. The light variant is an even more rabidly shit time.

>>13486240

>>13509159
what about thunderbird

>>13487821
Modelo is the best mexican beer both especial and negra fight me

Corona literally tastes like a bottled fart to me.

Fucking malort... its like gas and lawn clippings.

Some California Craft or IPA beer I had at my cousin's house. He got memed into buying them, god it was horrible

>>13487598
wholesome

>>13498682
Erin

>>13491225
samesies and when i eat an apple i think 'this should be a liquid'
what has happened to me....
anyway, I've had a couple of barleywine style ales that were stored improperly and built up about a quarter bottle of sediment that i can't seen remember the names of, and they were probably the worst - so here's something i can definitely remember. this shit fucking sucks.

>>13509896
not a black guy, this... god damn it.

>>13509899
I always wanted to try this just because of how bad the reviews were, but I'm not spending 15+ dollars on a bad bottle of beer

>>13495414
The only thing I liked about this beer was the label because it is so distinctive I will never be able to make the mistake of purchasing it again

>>13486240
ROLLING ROCK
ON
THE ROLLING ROCKER

>>13498682
Tyler with a hint of Sydnee, takes more than 3 shots here...

>>13509905
i threw more than half of it out, and it's killed every ounce of curiosity i'll ever have for a beer made with any kind of peppers - unless it's a barleywine style ale, i might reconsider. probably won't happen though.
>>13491502
the gold, plain malt liquor flavored at 14% - some pretty fucking horrid shit

Strawberry Lemonade flavored beer. It's somehow actually even worse than it sounds

>>13487937
first party I went to was stocked full of these for some reason. when all the other booze ran out a couple ppl just stopped drinking rather than having one

>>13488889
this tastes like the juice at the bottom of freezies

>>13491251
Same I'll drink most things out there even if it's bad. But when I bought this I went through about 1/4 of it before I called it quits and gave it away to one of my alcoholic buddies

>>13491502
Im pretty sure the people that drink this on the regular agree that this is hot shit but they buy it for its high alcohol content and cheap price

>>13498682
alia 100% but only because it's the only option that isn't getting shitfaced or dumb when drunk

>>13498970
If this is actually the worst one you've had than you really haven't tried many

>>13505374
same here I usually drink 8% and when I got some of these I really underestimated the jump from 8% to 12% almost got shitfaced and I do my damnedest to avoid that ever since HS

>>13509368
I hate to admit it but back when I was a severe alcoholic I would have bought this for the price alone. I drank a lot of nasty cheap shit just to keep my money afloat and this is something I would have gone for.

>>13487491
Thank you! Taste reminded me of a Coors Light infused with sprinkles. Miami Cola is much better. Candy Apple is aii

>>13486321
Agreed. Real niggas stick with Billie D. and drink colt 45.

>>13509899
>Stone
Those guys are the poster child of a mediocre IPA trying to pass itself off as something great cause muh hops.

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