/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Is Mcennedy their fake American company loanout? It’s spelled McKennedy here

>>13486648
chili-cheese-nuggets I have been american all my life and never heard of these

>>13486664
It's just the "brand" for the seasonal selection.
You don't see it anywhere else.

>>13486648
YES, CHICKEN

Ah yes, the traditional American Hahnchenbrustfiletstucke

>>13486648
>nuggies without hunny mussy
Fucking pathetic

>united tastes of America

Lmao

>>13486648
>>13486686
>American Week
>fried foods
>specifically chicken
>chicken nuggets come with curry???
>no burgers
>chili and mac n cheese
>"bbq" chips
>maple syrup...? but no pancakes.
>milk shakes
>bbq pulled pork
>snack box is onion rings, chili-cheese nuggets, and mozzarella sticks but lacks "marinara" (usually just leftover pizza sauce) for the mozzarella
This is weird and confusing.

> This is what Europeans think we eat

It all makes a lot more sense now frens

>>13486648
It all looks vile.

>>13486648
do americans really eat this?

>>13486730
yes

>>13486695
>American week in the universe where the Nazis won

>>13486648
why are mutts so disgusting and obese?

Wew we have the discount German (Austrian) week

>>13486692
hot dogs in a jar? the fuck

>>13486720
Oh wait there's more?
>>13486692
>jar of hotdogs, popcorn, peanut...butter... okay
This checks out although I don't understand why the peanut is a cowboy.
Also hot dogs and sausages are different things.
>thai instant noodles
>turkish sausage? I know it says kebab but that's clearly sausage.
Less sense.
>>13486711
>jerky
>steak seasoning
>sweet potato fries
>what is clearly beef stir fry but with beans
>pulled pork and pulled beef
>trip to new york
>>13486718
>breakfast egg muffin sandwich
Okay this one checks out.
>yogurt flavored like pie, cheesecake, cookies, and blueberries
Wonder if it has the right consistency.
>double-chocolate and hazelnut brownies
>weird looking lemon or chocolate "flavored" cake
>mini muffins
>cheesecake, apple crumble, and pie mixes
I wonder if the pies contain the pie filling or are just the shells. Because you get charged that much for just the filling alone most of the time.
>>13486725
I want to believe that those are bbq-flavored marshmallows but those are just big marshmallows with the intent to toast them or make smores.
>>13486731
>there's the hot dogs again
>bagels, looks like just three at most per pack
>chicken wrap
>chicken cutlets
>chicken wings
>>13486746
>sour cream, for potatoes naturally
>finally we got some hot dog buns but this is even less than the usual packs
>even more chicken
>pizza
>wtf are those peanuts? and a glass of beer?
Do they really think we eat like we're at a bar during game day?

>>13486648
It's July 30 already? How long did I sleep wtf

>>13486648
>implying
Every week is "American Week" for you obsessed fucks.

>>13486770
Don't lie to me and say you don't. I thought Americans were cool.
Sad.

>>13486793
dont you already have frosted flakes in europe? they are called frosties i think

>>13486780
I'm just pulling catalogs from the web. It's the same shit every time.

>>13486795
Tony the Tiger, yeah. These are cheaper tho.

>>13486793
Not every day and not like that.
With me I'm raised by Italian-American parents so the things I usually have on my plate are not greasy or fried.

>>13486814
Well see this is the thing. It's the American stereotype week. The things or preparations you don't see in Europe all the time. I like to get the dried cranberries. They're difficult to find here.

>>13486814
if you go by the european section at my grocery store it would look like euros only eat canned beans and biscuits

>>13486833
>canned beans
Blame the bongs.

Wow. I was coincidentally just thinking about what Americans are eating, and apparently it is this disgusting stuff. I can't believe they really do this. How is it possible for them to live like that? What a strange place. Unbelievable.

>>13486843
The more you know

>>13486648
are europeans really restricted from eating meat 51 weeks of the year?

>>13486829
Very few people I know eat all that fried chicken every day.
>>13486833
>european section
None of mine has that. We have "Foreign" which is Asian and Mexican lumped in together. There's the Pasta aisle but gravy (tomato sauce) is in the canned vegetables and sauces section.

>>13486887
asian and mexican recently got their own isles

>>13486873
No, American week is like 5 times a year or more. It's just the "American way". Like if you said you want chinese. It's still chicken, but it's prepared differently than chicken fajitas for example.

>>13486843
>what Americans are eating
>fried chicken and chili
We don't all eat all this shit. You're more likely to get burgers and hoagies rather than fried foods. There's also a lot of steakhouses and seafood joints and depending on where you live you have different local cuisine.
So like you might get bisque or crabs in Baltimore while in New Orleans you'll get a po' boy.

>>13486873
I wouldnt call anything on that page 'meat'. Theres usually local butchers in most areas here that sell actual meat.

>>13486770
>>thai instant noodles
>>turkish sausage? I know it says kebab but that's clearly sausage.
Those are not part of the "American week" section and the kebab meat does not have a skin around it
>>wtf are those peanuts? and a glass of beer?
The "peanuts" are like a peanut flavored cheeto, taste really good. The beer is just part of the advert and not the product

>>13486817
Perché a noi tocca la merda?

>rainbow dragrees
>literally just fucking buy m&ms

>>13487168
>peanut flavored cheeto
I've had something like that. Peanut paste corn puff things.
Not all that good actually.

>>13486722
Honestly it's the same for us with Euros
You ever go to an import section and it's all this kind of fattening shit? They aren't selling fruits and veggies and meats and such as "American" because they are the same everywhere in terms of being in a diet
It's like how all there import sections have this like marshmellow jam or something and no one eats that here

>>13487261
>marshmellow jam
Do you mean the marshmallow fluff?
That's more of a kid thing where you get a big jar of "marshmallow" gunk that you spread in a peanut butter sandwich or something because just having the marshmallow alone on bread is actually sickening.

>>13487276
Is that what's its called?
I swear to god not only do I not know anyone actually eating that shit but I don't remember ever seeing it in an American grocery store. Yet you go to an import section and it's all that and pop-tarts

>>13487307
I see it once in a blue moon. I haven't actively looked for it since I was a little kid. I'm kind of certain it's in the aisle among peanut butter, jelly, jam, marmalade, ect.
Looking back the fluff was just sugary crap. Which is naturally why it was popular with little kids.

>30. Juli
>tomorrow
Why would you just lie on the internet?

>>13487401
Euros are so obsessed with America 24/7 they'll lie about everything to try to get one second to "own" them even when they get BTFO in the same thread

>>13487354
Still see fluff. Never get it though. Not sure who does but its there. Maybe i will for nostalgia. We used to get pb and fluff in school

From experience, Lidl's shitty american brand is better than actual american food. I was flabbergasted when I visited USA to find that hard discount in europe is better than most middle-priced stores in the US.

>>13486720
which is how everyone feels when looking at Americanized versions of any foreign dish

>>13486648
I bet you could make a killing opening an authentic southern-style BBQ joint in Europe

meanwhile a french week at lidl

>>13487649
Using what spices?

>>13487674
That makes sense because they have the best chees-

>>13486718
>American week
>spells it "yoghurt" and "flavour"
Disappointed tbqh

>>13487700
Dubs of truth holy shit

>>13486711
Is the bottom the German equivalent to "WIN AN ACTION PACKED TRIP TO DETROIT"?

>>13486648
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>>13486758
An anemic selection. There aren't nearly enough Frozen Casseroles.

>>13487674
>French Week at Lidl
>no cashiers because they all quit

>>13487748
Wisconsin for the win.

>>13488078
First we came for their wine, and now their cheese. What will we steal from the french next?

>>13486793
Peanut butter is an American thing?

>>13488154
All food is American.

>>13486887
My Kroger has a section devoted to asian and european foods.

>>13488013
No because NYC is probably the safest big city on the continent

>>13488183
lol

>>13486746
those are the wrong hot dog buns though

>>13486648
>tfw it's another sale week in my country
aaaahhh just get some exotic shit already you lazy bums.

>>13486686
>barbecue
>on wide ridge
what the fuck

why does everybody else get the fun stuff and we finns have to settle for this fucking shit?

>>13488280
what's wide ridge? that type of potato chip? do americans have 50 different words for chips like eskimos do for snow?

>>13488286
Good movie. I just watched it last week.

For the love of God please ignore all of those products and make American food from scratch. We aren’t responsible for this shitty flavors from that garbage.

What a weird thing you have with the different sale weeks. Here in America we have access to all international foods all the time. You are restricted to buying certain foods on designated weeks? It must be because there isn't much food in yurop. I'm praying for you guys.

>>13488320
that's lidl's schtick. i don't think anyone actually goes to lidl to buy their regular groceries like milk and eggs, take this guy for example>>13488266
he won't go to lidl unless there's something interesting.
i'm honestly surprised that business model works.

>>13487556
Imagine never having been to the US

>>13488333
So how do you and the other villagers get food otherwise? I assume you hunt an animal down as a group with spears? At least I thought that's typical for yuropoors

>>13486843
Imagine believing Americans eat this trash despite this thing called the internet which shows what every country eats

>>13486648
Had a commercial come up on YouTube that was literally the store manager of the local Lidl reading out the weekly specials on camera. Comfy as hell 2bqhwy

>>13488350
billa, kaufland, other supermarket chains
i'm personally lucky enough to have a few farm stores on my way home so i get my dairy, meat veggies straight from the producer
as for international stuff, it depends. stores carry stuff like french and dutch and italian cheeses and asian foods and other stuff but generally you're better off going to a specialty store if you really have your mind set on having a really nice products

>>13486843
Your country?

>>13486817
>cruspies
sounds delectable

>>13488365
not him but bulgaria

>>13488154
Yeah it actually is. Its crazy how many non Americans hate the stuff

>>13486770
i don't think so
It's more that these are fun foods not usually eaten over there
at least i interpret it that way
europeans need to get into peanuts and peanut butter more though

>>13486648
Is tomorrow 30 Juli? I think I Rip Van Winkled without even falling asleep.

>>13488154
yes, the peanut didn't really gain popularity in the old world
I'm not sure of the timeline of when it was actually brought over, either, which might be a contributing factor. AFAIK peanuts aren't south american, just north american, so that might have contributed? tomatoes and potatoes got more time to be accepted, maybe? i have no idea
seems weird to me because nuts always pair well with cheese

>>13488873
It's January 10th where I am

>>13488881
Peanut butter was invented in Canada by a white man.

>>13487401
Because they sell the same thing every time and I got the flyers from the internet where there's a bunch of old ones mixed in.

>>13486793
>bbq marshmallow
>hot dogs in a jar
>i dont want to even think about that burger
am i on acid right now?

>>13486802
lol i bet bongs literally call it Tony the Tiger

>>13488281
It's going to be ok Finnbro. Sending exotic Lidl thoughts your way.

>>13488933
No, Frosties. That was already mentioned in this chain of conversation.

>>13488924
The marshmallows aren't bbq flavoured. It's just a gimmick that they're supposed to be toasted.

>>13486793
>crispy fried onions
Do not buy containers of these if you plan on getting drunk while they’re around

>>13486692
>canned hot dogs

Jesus christ is that real?

>>13489034
Why not? They're great

>>13489053
What's the problem?

>>13486758
Same in Italy.
I wanted to try these (I've already had them in Trentino and love them) but they don't even list the ingredients...

>>13486762
Those are sausages. Why do people call sausages hotdogs? Hotdog is the complete meal, the sausage is just a part of it.

>>13487777
Quads confirm.

>>13489087
Where I live, yes we do.
We also tend to call the burger patty "hamburger" even when there's no bun.

Hot dogs (the full bread + sausage) aren't common here. I've tried one for the first time last year

>>13489098
Same
I remember watching Spongebob for the first time and he called the hamburger meat a "patty". I was so confused.

>>13486648
What went wrong with America though? It was colonized by Europeans. Was it the niggers?

>>13489115
The Brits failed to wrang them in. It's their fault.

>>13489063
Because you will eat the whole god damned container and fart and shit out onion slurry for the next 24 hours

>>13488333
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>>13486711
Singles, doubles, trips, quads, and fucking quints all unchecked in the same thread

>>13489144
Checked, Lidl threads are indeed the best.

>>13489135
A price I'm willing to pay.

>>13488320
>mcrib

Fuck I'm so hungry lads and only have enough money for rent this week and literally for nothing else. All I have for the rest of the month is 2 yams, a bag of oatmeal and maybe a cup of rice. Havent eaten anything in 3 days trying to stretch it out.

>>13489157
>has a bag of oatmeal and hasn’t eaten anything in three days
Calling bullshit

>>13489157
Drink hot water

>>13488846
That’s because they’re not eating natural peanut butter

Mexican week is better.

>>13486817
Cruspies and flips are superbased, no idea how American they are though

Does Spar even exist anymore?
t.finn

>>13489264
It does, why you ask?

>>13488899
ok? still north american
oh no are you confused about the 'american' in north american

>>13488899
also you've confused peanut butter with basketball
i know you hate niggers but get it together you goddamn retard

>>13486648
Do czechoslovakians really do this?

>>13486648
This s all incredibly racist
We don't have french fart cheese or british muslim rape sandwiches

>>13489350
Since when is American a race?

>Hänchenbrustfiletstücke
I always lose so hard to this

>>13489159
I'm trying to save it. It was going good until today and then I felt sick. It's not a huge bag either it's one of those mid sized ones. Maybe make 10 servings with it

>>13489412
what about stuff like oil, salt, sugar, honey, etc.?

>>13489421
I've got some basic toppings, seasonings and spices but very little "substance" foods. I also have some flour might make some bland bread. No milk or eggs though so I dunno how that's gunna turn out.

Don't forget to salute your American Snack Box when it walks out of the microwave.

>>13489486
How does the pledge go again? I want the full
American experience. Cept getting shot.

>>13489493
https://youtu.be/-XSq0PvVxMs

>>13489566
Do Americans really?

>>13489450
godspeed anon but i don't think you're gonna make it. lurk around places where people eat, like behind restaurants or fast food places or whatever. you should be able to find something to eat without dumpster diving.

>>13489566
Why are Americans like this?

>>13489566
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>>13489627
Dx Xxxxxxxxx xxxxxx xx xxxx?

>>13486692
You know, I see these hot dogs in a jar and I kind of wish we could get them packaged that way in the US. We wouldn't have to store them in the fridge or freezer.

>>13489720
You still would. Same as mayo. Once you open it it becomes a ticking timebomb. The storage is easier tho.

>>13488013
No, it's the Dutch equivalent to "WIN AN ACTION PACKED TRIP TO DETROIT"

>>13489731
That's what I meant. It's easier to store something in a pantry until needed than have to waste fridge or freezer space on something I'm not using right away.

>>13489157
Is there a food pantry or soup kitchen near you? If so go there, that's what they're for. If you feel guilty about it make a donation next time you have extra money.

>>13489851
Makes sense.

>>13486682
It's breaded cheese balls with a jalapeno filling. Just pop them in the oven for 10 mins. Pretty fucking good.

>>13489603
My mom hosted a late Christmas party on Sunday and just texted me saying she's gunna bring a bunch over because shes sick of Turkey and stuffing. Hopefully I can get a few days worth