/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>The Impossible Whopper tastes better than the old whopper

goes well with a cold bottle of soylent too.

>>13469436
>triggered by a healthier burger
Can't make this shit up

>The Impossible Whopper tastes better than the old whopper

>The Impossible Whopper tastes better than the old whopper

>>13469442
>this processed garbage
>healthier
no matter which turns out to be healthier in the end, neither the impossible whopper nor the normal whopper are a healthy food choice anyways so whats your argument? one shit smells worse than the other but id still rather not smell either

>>13469434
Eat up your estrogen, nancyboy goy

>>13469456
Triggered is the fatass

>>13469458
>muh jews turning us into trannies
>>>/x/

>>13469459

>>13469458
>Fake news, goy

>>13469442
>Healthier
The health differences between the two is virtually negligible, neither is particularly healthy though the faggot whopper has more sodium and less protein to go with slightly less calories. And that's without going into the pure shot of estrogen that comes with this homosexually infused sandwich.

>>13469481
Meat causes cancer, clogs your arteries, and will make you impotent. Plants heal you and make your dick bigger. Learn some science, retard.

Are people STILL seething over this stupid sandwich? Nobody is forcing you to buy or eat the thing you know.

>>13469468
>Simply out, though the phytoestrogens do interact with the human body in ways that disrupt the estrogen-controlled processes, their effect in almost all cases is much less pronounced
Why are these fucks so disingenuous?

>>13469488
>why don't I like to believe actual science when I can believe literal shills and the pseudo-politics board on an anime website?

>>13469488
>uses a paragraph out of context from the entire article
Why are retards allowed to use the internet?

>>13469487
its less people seething about it and more people still spamming garbage threads about it which people seethe about
jannies should do their job

>>13469487
/pol/dditors have been seething over the same topics for 5+ years, I don't expect it will change or they'll choose to do any actual research any time soon. It's safe in their bubble where "they were right" all along.

>>13469485
>he actually believes media lies

you know that this entire fad about how meat may cause cancer is based on one study that didnt even look at any other diet or lifestyle. All they did is to compare people who eat any kind of meat with people who ate no meat.
It's pretty obvious in how many ways that could be massively flawed. Meat eaters probably are more likely to smoke and drink alcohol or their meat comes in the form of McDonalds, isnt grass fed, etc.
Nutritional science is a complete joke. Science is way overrated in general, it's like any other industry. They have to make money and the easiest way to make money as a scientist is by making friendly studies for the industry.

>>13469509
Didn't read all that shit but I had four impossible whoppers today and my dick grew an inch, wtf?

>>13469495
>Out of context
Explain how it's out of context and what specifically from the rest of the article refutes it being the crux of people's issue with the burger?

>>13469509
That study actually looked at colon cancer, which already has an almost 5% chance of generating in men and women regardless of lifestyle choices. They found that regularly eating at least 750 grams of processed or cured meats in a week increased the risk 20%, so basically made your overall chances of developing colon cancer almost 6% vs the default almost 5%.
So fucking disingenuous.

>>13469522
>he still doesn't understand that phytonutrients are a different compound from estrogen
>he sips his dairy pus and bites his hormone patty
Ah-hah
Someone didn't take chemistry

>>13469520
I've been injecting pure Impossible Whopper extract into my veins daily, and now I have rippling muscles and a cock like a horse. My wife can be heard screaming from 5 miles away when we have sex.

>>13469536
dude same, my dick looks like a veiny version of a giant squid tentacle. It suckles anything within its grasp. I go the the bar and women within a 20 meter raidus cream and excuse themselves to the bathroom.

The Impossible Whopper gave me super powers.

>>13469535
Phytoestrogen literally mimics estrogen in the body. It's the same reason certain vegetables like broccoli and carrots are recommended to menopausal women.

>>13469509
i doubt eating meat causes cancer
eat lots of fat causes cancer, though.
fat makes your immune system function poorly.
so cancer has an easier time developing.

>>13469546
>>13469468
>ruins your entire life after you read a news article and try to (((science)))

>>13469434
The old whopper tasted like shit so that's not hard.

>>13469434
you're going to grow some tits if you eat this shit

>>13469434
It's worse for your health than a regular Whopper.

>>13469542
You're a no prize little dick and you know it.

>>13469456
Fucking this. People fail to understand that it's just as much about the amount of processed chemical shite you eat as anything else.

First, make sure you're eating the right number of calories.
Second, make sure you're getting the appropritae nutrition (vitamins, minerals, proteins, carbs, fat, etc) by eating a balanced diet.
Third, make sure you're not eating chemical shite like Burger King. Once every few weeks is fine.
Fourth, MSG is just fucking sodium and glutamate, not distilled cancer crystals. Glutamate is to protein what glucose is to carbs; you're made of it, and it's fine.

>>13469710
>Why yes, I consume nothing but Impossible Whoppers, how could you tell?

eat the sissy hypno burger

>>13469740
isnt that character underaged

>>13469728
I wouldn't eat one of those even if I was starving and offered money.

>>13469763
It's a drawing, nigger.

>>13469763
the official lore is that zoe is a eons old trickster god who takes the form of a 14 year old girl for shits and giggles.

>>13469782
Ah, so drawn child porn is fine. Got you, buddy.

>>13469789
Yes. It is. What are you, a homosexual?

>>13469789
Glad we understand each other.

>>13469481
>better cal/$
>more protein
>more fat
>less processed (as if that was possible)

Yeah it's a lot less healty for your body and your wallet

>>13469789
why won't anyone think of all the poor poor children who get abused each time someone draws a bunch of lines in a specific way on a computer screen

>>13469832
>>13469789
>>13469782
>>13469763
>>13469740
Physically she's the same age as Lux because her body is aging slower due to the aspect of twilight.

>>13469434
>>13469440

People don't eat soy burgers for the taste lol.

>>13469832
That's exactly what people are thinking about you fucking pedophile.

>>13469442
>"Ultra-processed artificial "food""
>Soy and pea protein isolate
>More processed than commercial dog food
>Healthy

>>13469854
I have a raging hard-on right now and there's nothing you can do to stop it. Insulting me is only going to make it harder, because I can pretend you're a sassy loli making fun of me for getting a boner while looking at her panties.

>>13469862
Vegans like to kill children, not draw them, so Im Sure you can understand his displeasure.

>>13469451
>The Impossible Whopper tastes better than the old whopper

>>13469879
>he doesn't appreciate delicious supple plant protein boobs

>>13469904
>Veganism for beautiful natural wamen.

>>13469789
According to the US courts, anime cartoons are not child porn. Grow up.

>>13469434
>thinking the original whopper tastes anywhere near decent.

>>13469914
>3dpd sluts
Shit taste, man.

>>13469434
> which garbage is less shit

>toothless doesn't have enough brains to eat rice and beans so she thinks eating plants is a cult
R
E
T
A
R
D

>>13469434
No it doesn’t and one patty has more than ten times the estrogen that a person doing HRT takes in a week.

>>13470553
>you’re toothless if you don’t follow this low protein diet which causes you to lose your teeth
Vegans are the toothless ones sweatie.

>>13472317
>he thinks phytoestrogen is real estrogen
if that were the case they'd make HRT from plants instead. fucking broscience cucks.

Why is it called impossible whopper?

>>13472336
phytosteroids fuck up your endocrine system. they may not necessarily affect your estrogen receptors only, but they do 'clog' them and other hormone receptors. They have an effect, that is known. 44mg of it in one burger? times a burger a day for fast food vegan fags? or a burger a day as a replacement for what normal fast food cucks eat? bad news.

>>13469434
you really got to wonder what all is wrong with with people when they have to mindfuck themselves so hard to actually believe this.

>>13472336
also they do make 'natural' menopause supplements that help alleviate issues of losing estrogen with phytosteroids. Doctors even reccomend them sometimes. They arent used often for HRT, because they dont decrease testosterone and if you are able to get a testosterone blocker than your doctor can also prescribe estrogen as well so theres no point (since isolated estrogen is fairly cheap, as cheap as phytosteroids isolates)

>think it would be fun to test one of these and a normal one for comparison
>the impossible burger isn't allowed to be sold in europe

>>13472336
They both activate the same changes when they go into the receptors, don’t you know what a receptor is or how one works?

>>13469904
If we'd actually go all the way and became cute girls with working vagoos I'd be okay with it.

>>13469442
>healthier
>burger

>>13472336
>vegan subconsciously knows that if it’s from a plant it’s somehow less potent or active
Sorry sweetie, that only counts for phytovitamins, not phytoestrogens.

>>13472413
I thought about trying veganism but the sheer number of Marxists, feminists, and transgender people advocating for it put me off.

Is there in this world any normal vegan advocate? You know, one who isn’t a ridiculous communist or who dresses like the other sex? Somebody who makes sense and avoids Rules For Radicals type argumentation and other sophistry?

I haven’t seen one.

>>13472381
>soylent is illegal in Canada because it fails to meet the nutritional requirements to be sold as a meal replacement
Why is America so proud of its unregulated soyfoods?

>>13472427
What are you doing on this website if you don't want to be the little girl?

>>13472427
There is literally nothing wrong with Marxism

>>13472427
>I haven’t seen one.
Perhaps crawl out of your mum's basement?

>>13472349
I guess because it's impossible to be healthy if you eat this garbage chemical food.

>>13472427
I think radical leftists/feminists just move towards Veganism by osmosis, the way antifa types find each other.

>>13472413
>>13472565
tranny

>>13469789
>Ah, so drawn child porn is fine
its not only fine, its the best. Get fucked nigger

>>13472829
Where do you think we are.

>>13469434
imagine eating burger king at all

>>13469434
>shills dont exist on 4chan
I remember thinking this was true a few years ago

>>13472829
newfag

Doesn’t it have 18 million times more estrogen tho

I would eat more vegan meat alternatives if it wasn't made out of soy, I tried a little bit of the impossible whopper and it tastes exactly like the "meat" one, its not worth the price.

>>13469442
That thing has way more sodium than a Whopper and has a ton of other shit to make it taste not completely awful. It's not "healthier" by any means.
t. manager

>>13469726
Post body