/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13458612

>he cares what other people order

>>13458658
Haha, you care that he cares what people order, dumbass

>>13458673
haha you care that he cares that some other guy cares!

>>13458612
Start having non-shit beer on tap and I’ll order one, zoomer scum.

>>13458612
>"I'll have a glass of water to start."
You say that when they drop off the menus, then you order whatever drink goes with your meal when you decide what you're having. It's not advanced calculus, or obviously an autist like you would understand it.

>>13458677
>zoomer
Better than being some whiny millennial who cries over how the 90s was better, grandpa.

>>13458696
instant spit water

>>13458698
Yeah yeah yeah, let me know when you can actually order a beer while I flirt with your mom on OKCupid

>he doesn't order water
>>13458696
there is no such thing as "advanced" calculus. it's all trivial. (unless you mean the calculus of variations, which you don't.)

>>13458722
>that guy who snorts audibly when you ask for a pint of pale ale
Excuse me, mister manly lager-drinker. I actually like my beer to taste like beer, and not the sudsy water they wash the glasses with.

>>13458722
>can't get girls his age
Typical millennial. This site needs an age limit.

>>13458725
>...And the point proves itself.

>>13458727
Ales are fine lad but how about something with some kick to it huh? Not garbage domestic drafts that taste like piss straight out of the nearest horse. Something with a more interesting aroma, what about a sour?

>>13458727
>pint of (india) pale ale
Different anon here, and I chuckled at your order.

>>13458737
Haha you chuckled, your old as fook, this site needs an age limit, dumbass

>>13458786
Yeah, it already does. You have to be older than 18 to post here.

>>13458786
The age limit is over 18. Come back in a few years when you're allowed to post.

>yeah let me just get a water thanks
if you say all the green text in this reply you will save $10

>>13458793
>yeah let me just get a water thanks

>>13458793
Coffee comes with free refills.

>generational shitpostung while the millennials make millions off the retarded zoomers selling the beer
i don't get it

>>13458809
It's the internet, you really should just relax. Have a beer.

>About to eat salty and fatty restaurant food
>Gotta order sugar water to make the waiter happy
Sounds pretty stupid to me, why not get something healthy and free.

>>13458710
Stop larping kid, unless you live in an utter shit hole its pretty obvious when there is spit from your filthy mouth in a glass of water. Not to mention hes right, only tasteless plebs order a drink before they know what theyre eating.

>>13458815
>water
>healthy

>>13458812
please make high quality posts

>>13458823
>2020 plus zero years
>being capable of making low-quality posts

>>13458818
cope

>>13458821
Why are people who post anime pics with greentext instead of contributing to a conversation always retarded

>>13458612
>He works for below minimum wage

>>13458838
>stock image
Are memes still illegal in the EU?

>>13458836
>he gets triggered by laughing anime girls

>>13458821
What’s healthier than water you stupid cunt?