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Name a better bread.

>> No.13447272

>ezekiel 4:9
I don’t support anything that reinforces and represents white christian supremacy and bigotry.

>> No.13447278

I eat it toasted with peanut butter and honey every day but God damn does it make for a terrible sandwich.

>> No.13447295

>>13447256
i like the cinnamon rasin variety. This one is just meh and i might as well eat a farrow or buy an actual artisinal bread for the same price

>> No.13447331
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>> No.13448193

>>13447331
>white
You fail.

>> No.13448251

>>13447278
this, its exilent as toast, sadly butter just dosent do it and you need some lovely spreads like jams and the like.
>>13447295
Those feel so 'desert' like, I definitely eat those plane or just regular butter.
>>13447331
Weirdly enough? white bread is only good for making grilled cheese and if your feeling adventurous some bread pudding since it serves as a nice blank bace for it.

>> No.13448265
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>>13447256
ez

>> No.13448271
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>>13447256
>Ezekiel 4:9 products are crafted in the likeness of the Holy Scripture verse Ezekiel 4:9 to ensure unrivaled honest nutrition and pure, delicious flavors.

>"Take also unto thee wheat, and barley, and beans, and lentils and millet, and spelt and put them in one vessel…" Ezekiel 4:9

>>>>>>>>>>>soy "bean"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>like jesus intended

>> No.13448286

>>13448271
Explain how soy isn't a bean

>> No.13448292

>>13448286
explain how ancient Judea had soybeans

>> No.13448293

>>13447256
literally anything baked fresh that day

>> No.13448301

>>13448286
>>13448292
This Ez4:9 shit is pure marketing. They don't give a shit about the scripture or being true to it, historical accuracy, and so on. They chose soy because it is dirt cheap and real beans are slightly more expensive.

Much Jesus.

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>>13448292
So you think God was too stupid to not know different beans grew in different parts of the earth? Or are you arguing against early Jewish biblical anthropology? Sort yourself out friend

>> No.13448319

>>13448304
Soy:
>Family: Fabaceae
>Subfamily: Faboideae
>Genus: Glycine
>Species: G. max

Common bean:
>Family: Fabaceae
>Genus: Phaseolus
>Species: P. vulgaris

but clearly GOD wanted Christians to eat soi

>> No.13448329

>>13448319
So, by missing a whole category in your comparison and not extrapolating on any of this info, I guess I am defeated. Good work you abject retard

>> No.13448330
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13448330

for me, it's soy milk + soy bread

>> No.13448341

>>13447272
Same here. Sharia now please!

>> No.13448342
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13448342

what the fuck
https://www.foodforlife.com/about_us/ezekiel-49

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>>13448341
>you have to chose between retarded ancient religion 1 or retarded ancient religion 2

>> No.13448349
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13448349

Is it baked on human dung? If not, it's against the WORD of GOD and it is SATANIC.

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13448354

>honey, brown sugar, molasses added
i like my bread taste like candy

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13448366

>when you are debating your imaginary friend whether to cook with human shit or cow shit

>> No.13448372

>>13448354
Don't forget the propionic acid so you get autism

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>>13448347
>>13448349
>>13448366
wtf is happening to these images?

>> No.13448382

>>13447256
Any bread that doesn't come in a plastic bag.

>> No.13448390
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>>13448382
>it is sold frozen
https://youtu.be/fFLyqihQxQY?t=185

>> No.13448392

>>13448390
Even worse

>> No.13448397
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13448397

>soy
>sugar
>retarded christian shit
>propionic acid
>frozen
now try to sell it to me

>> No.13448398

"Maketh your bread using soy, bake it on human feces, and freeze it with your electronic devices for I am the Lord and I have spoken."

Ezekiel 20:20

>> No.13448399

>>13447256
THE PATH OF THE RIGHTEOUS MAN IS BESET ON ALL SIDES BY THE INEQUITIES OF THE SELFISH & THE TYRANNY OF EVIL MEN

>> No.13448428

>>13448399
Toasted be thy bread and buttered most lavish for thou will smitten with the butter of the peanut.

>> No.13448448

>>13448428
>peanut
was unknown on the continents before the whyte man discovered america

>> No.13448456

>>13448448
The lord works in mysterious ways.

>> No.13448461

>>13448456
"Hey you, minion, yes, you! I am the Lord, thyne maker and shit. And from now on you must use this ingredient in your bread you've never heard of because it is not even available in your region, like, the closest you could get it is three trillions miles away, but still, I have spoken."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FheUCn5GKw

>> No.13448478

>>13448461
Take for your self a virgin from this land of which there are many and go forth and multiply.

>> No.13448490

>>13447256
I just bake a whole wheat loaf every week because I'm not retarded

>> No.13448567

this thread sucks dick

>> No.13448574

>>13447256
Is it made with shit?
>And thou shalt eat it as barley cakes, and thou shalt bake it with dung that cometh out of man, in their sight.

>> No.13448578

>>13448377
God is hardening the jannies' hearts.

>> No.13448592

>>13448567
this thread sucks God's dick

>> No.13448597

>>13447256
that isn't bread, it's a lump of bird food

>> No.13448636

>>13448366
since the pic pooped itself, lemme just copy the passage here:

Ezekiel 4:9 “Take wheat and barley, beans and lentils, millet and spelt; put them in a storage jar and use them to make bread for yourself. You are to eat it during the 390 days you lie on your side. 10 Weigh out twenty shekels of food to eat each day and eat it at set times. 11 Also measure out a sixth of a hin of water and drink it at set times. 12 Eat the food as you would a loaf of barley bread; bake it in the sight of the people, using human excrement for fuel.” 13 The LORD said, “In this way the people of Israel will eat defiled food among the nations where I will drive them.” 14 Then I said, “Not so, Sovereign LORD! I have never defiled myself. From my youth until now I have never eaten anything found dead or torn by wild animals. No impure meat has ever entered my mouth.” 15 “Very well,” he said, “I will let you bake your bread over cow dung instead of human excrement.” 16 He then said to me: “Son of man, I am about to cut off the food supply in Jerusalem. The people will eat rationed food in anxiety and drink rationed water in despair, 17 for food and water will be scarce. They will be appalled at the sight of each other and will waste away because of their sin.

>> No.13448645

>>13448636
The fuck that comes from, dems no jesus words.

>> No.13448651

>>13447331
Anything else is overkill tbhwy

>> No.13448655

>>13448645
Old Testament. Burger Christians are super into it.

>> No.13448669

>>13448655
Gotta do some googling, poop bread?

>> No.13448689

My own homemade spurdough bread.

>> No.13448691

>>13448689
>Sourdough
I am retarded

>> No.13448701
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>>13448691
spurdough is based :DDD

>> No.13448713

>>13448655
Warm nutty flavors.

>> No.13448720

>>13448713
I love the part where the insane man who regularly converses with "God" tells us that "God" wants us to
1) cook with human excrement
2) bake it in the sight of the people

Like, don't just cook with human excrement, make sure that ALL NIGGAS witness it.

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>>13448701

>> No.13448755

>>13448720
Fuck you made me look up bible stuff,fuck you anon, but funny shit all the same.

>> No.13448779

>>13448755
Ezekiel is one of the best books in the bibble. It has raunchy passages like

>Ez 23:20
>"There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."

and the book starts with Ezekiel tripping his balls off on some hallucinogenic drug, seeing visions of manlike creatures and God.

>1:10
>As for the likeness of their faces, they four had the face of a man, and the face of a lion, on the right side: and they four had the face of an ox on the left side; they four also had the face of an eagle.

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>>13447256
This and cream cheese is my once-a-year guilty breakfast treat.

>> No.13449346

>>13447295
>i like the cinnamon rasin variety
Just get a donut fatty

>> No.13449352

>>13448347
you're to retarded to understand that your entire civilization (the west) is based on christianity, your basic civil liberties, to just claim "its retarded because god doesnt exist" although true, it ignores everything else and leaves it open for other civilizations to take its place.

>> No.13449360

>>13448304
>God has anything to do with the people who wrote the bible 3500 years ago

>> No.13449510

>>13448372
wat
Ezekiel bread doesn't have that.

>> No.13449512

>>13448397
see
>>13449510

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>>13447256
>buying a brand of bread

>> No.13449607

>>13447256
please don't buy kosher food

>> No.13449829

>>13448265
these are great

>> No.13449834

>>13447272
R E P E N T

>> No.13449925

>>13448265
Love this stuff. I like to imagine what crimes the baker who made my loaf committed.

>> No.13449941

>>13447272
Shit tier bait

>> No.13449944

>>13449925
If only there were some easy way you could find out.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dave_Dahl_(entrepreneur)#Legal_problems

>> No.13450068

>>13449510
Oh so it goes bad in 3 days?
Good to know.

>> No.13450369

>>13448319
But that's human classification. God just made bean. When I'm thinking of them beans, soy is there. Eat the soy, got.

>> No.13450400

>>13449941
90% of this fucking board is bait. this is the shittiest board on the entire site.

>> No.13451077

>>13450068
What a bad post all the way around.

>> No.13451388

>>13451077
Bread with propionic acid = autism.
Bread without propionate acid = mold city USA.
Bread with just propionic but no acid = delicious.
Get it.

>> No.13451445

>>13451388
>Bread with just propionic but no acid
?????

>> No.13451556

>>13448286

Soy "beans" are toxic to humans.

>> No.13451591
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>>13451445
Learn chemistry.
And chemistry accessories.

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>>13449944
dubbydubdubs

>> No.13451727

>>13451591
so.. propane?

>> No.13452706

>>13447256
literally any bread my local bakery sells

>> No.13452773

>>13447331
>trader joes
MAH MAN

>> No.13454036

>>13447256
Costco bread
The bakery kind

>> No.13454198

>>13449925
I used to work at Publix and would do this shit all the time.
Customers didn't like hearing about it lol

>> No.13455954

I'm planning on baking a few loaves of bread tomorrow and have some goat cheese I'd like to have with it. I was planning on slicing the bread, putting the cheese on top, and then broiling it for maybe a minute. Is there a better way to do this? Is it possible to stuff the bread with goat cheese, or will it come out gross?

>> No.13456089

>>13448271
>Jesus was a soy boy
>so was Hitler
OH NONONONONO

>> No.13456117

>>13449360
>3500 years ago
imagine being this ignorant

>> No.13456155 [DELETED] 

Hey, Mods... I'm failing miserably at my New Year's resolution. Ban me so I can avoid this shit hole for a while. Thanks.

>> No.13456237

>>13449352
we can recognize the worth of religion in it's role in the building of our societal foundations.
but we don't have to drink that shit anymore.

>> No.13456517

>>13448265
Was gonna post this, you messed it up bro youre supposed to have DAVE, looking at killer in his logo and go

BLOCKS YOUR FUCKING PATH

>> No.13456541

>>13447272
Ezekiel is Torah and all about aliens.

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>>13448689
>>13448691
oh fuggg :DDD

>> No.13457989

There's a brand called Alvarado that I like. They have a cat on their logo so they're ok with me.

>> No.13457999

>>13451556
So are the vast majority of foods we eat.

>> No.13458021

>>13448251
>exilent