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I have never heard of this Anon Taco Bell before, tell me more.

>>13422754
(( Taco Shill detected ))

>>13422747
>I know their shift lead
Translation: I fuck their shift lead

>>13422792
Precisely, like it seriously blows my mind that every single employee at taco bell is just a dirt ass pothead. Like I get smoking weed 'n shit but holy fuck you must have some sort of personality besides being "lmao le weed 420"

>>13422747

>>13422816
I'll use a meme I didn't create to derail a thread.
>Posts reply
Wow! I'm really a wizkid!

>>13422747
Is the female wojak used as a bait for coomers?
I genuinely find her attractive even if it’s a cartoon and I’m an adult, everytime I see her posted a spend a solid 10-20 seconds looking at the picture. She’s cute.

>>13422839

>>13422832
go back

>>13422845
Because real women can’t compete, see?

>>13422747
I fucking hate Taco Bell because they're holding Baja Blast hostage.

>>13422839
she's not meant to parody unattractive women, just typical women, who are usually fuckable/moderately attractive.

>>13422747
No taco bell where i live but i heard they opened one 600km to the south. Will try it if i ever go to Stockholm.

>>13422803
>it seriously blows my mind that every single employee at taco bell is just a dirt ass pothead
Not sure why it would be even remotely surprising to you that the fast food chain which made a longstanding point of advertising itself as the place you go to at 3AM to get "fourth meal" beef and cheese items you eat out of an also edible tortilla container would be the cannabis smoker's restaurant of choice.

>>13422880
Baja is the only redeeming quality of their restaurant.

>>13422898
I hate fountain soda. It should just be a permanent drink you can buy at stores any time of the year.

>>13422898
it tastes fucking terrible

>>13422919
The virgin mtw purist.

>>13422887
But I find her more attractive than real women, that was the point. It’s hard for me to stop looking a picture of a real woman the same way.

>>13422935
mountain dew already tastes like chemical shit but baja blast is just disgusting

>>13422919
>it tastes fucking terrible
>>13422939
>mountain dew already tastes like chemical shit but baja blast is just disgusting
Not sure if you suffer from retard tongue or if you're one of those weirdos who feels the need to make up a negative opinion on something he never even actually tried, but either way fuck off. Baja Blast is great.

>>13422939
Oh shit you think there are chemicals in it and shit? We should sue!

>>13422949
This.

>>13422949
>>13422953
it tastes fucking terrible, it doesn't taste like anything, just vaguely sweet "blue flavour"
you have the palate of a child
Get a real drink like Dr Pepper

>>13422951
Literally all sodas are HFCS with flavouring but the other ones actually manage to taste like something

>>13422961
>Dr.Pepper
PFFFFF You mean that cough syrup and iron mixture? Pick up a Pepsi

>>13422971
Colas are also acceptable because they actually taste like something and not just "uhhhhh sweet i guess"

>>13422961
>it doesn't taste like anything, just vaguely sweet "blue flavour"
What the fuck are you talking about? It's lime. "Blue flavor" in drinks is usually berry. You sound like one of those idiots who fell for the "you can make Baja Blast by mixing blue powerade with regular Mountain Dew" meme.

>>13422974
>not able to recognize lime flavor of all things
Are you legitimately a 12 year old? Am I talking to a 12 year old here?

>>13422803
quit saying like so much you dirty cocksucker

>>13423009
>>13423014
Have either of you ever tasted a lime even once in your fucking lives? If it's supposed to taste like lime they did a fucking horrid job of it

>>13423009
>You sound like one of those idiots who fell for the "you can make Baja Blast by mixing blue powerade with regular Mountain Dew" meme.
I have zero clue what you're talking about

>>13423014
Survey says..

Taco Bell is THE best major fast food chain, no competition at all

>>13423020
>like count is twice in given example
F-Faggot? I'm thinking faggot guys. Fucking with my words --> LIKE <-- you have nothing else to add to the conversation you stupid slut.

>>13423039
Fuck off with your shit b8

>>13423036
>thinks vague overwhelming sweetness is "lime flavour"
You have never eaten an actual citrus fruit even once in your life, have you?

>>13423031
Someone started pushing a lie about how you could get the exact same flavor as Baja Blast by taking regular Mountain Dew and adding in some Blue Powerade. Which is ridiculous because all that does is reproduce the color (Blue Powerade is berry flavor, not lime).
If anything you would use the standard lemon-lime Gatorade and that'd probably get you a lot closer. But people who fall for that Blue Powerade thing are gullible retards who notice color more than flavor.

>>13423062
Baja Blast doesn't have more "sweetness" than regular Mountain Dew. It has 2 grams *fewer* sugar per can than regular Mountain Dew. You've never tried any of the things you're talking about.

>>13423098
>sugar is the only metric of sweetness
Oh boy its *YOUR* dumb ass, *AGAIN*

>>13422839
I prefer the one with the purple dress and orange hair, modelled after, I presume, Jessica from Dragon Quest VIII.

>>13423121
What?

>>13423219
Post eet

>>13423098
I believe it's banjo blast

>>13423121
Are you getting confused by the sucrose acetate isobutyrate in the ingredients list? I could see where you might think that sounds like a sweetener, but it isn't. It's a flavorless emulsifier.
https://www.eastman.com/Pages/ProductHome.aspx?product=71001070
Only thing sweetening either Mountain Dew is sugar, and Baja Blast has two grams fewer sugar than regular Mountain Dew.

>>13422747
Free food at fast food joint
Who wants the diseases

>>13422747
I want to coom inside of femjak

>>13422747
so many taco bell threads on /ck/ currently. wish i was eating some bell right now

>>13422803
Come to California. Its made by real Mexicans, not stoners.

>>13422747
I used to work at a 24/7 taco bell on the overnight schedule and I never wanted to kill myself so badly in my life.

>>13424597
yeah but taco bell isnt real mexican food so who cares?

>>13422870

>>13424635
You can taste the difference.

>>13423080
half mountain dew, a third blue powerade, and the rest is sprite to water it down
thats the closest i can get to a ghetto baja blast at the gas station

>>13422832
while it's a bad "counter-meme" he has a point.
>derail a thread
you're on 4chan. who told you you had the right for your thread to remain on the rails

Taco Bell is nice but Del Taco has fish tacos.

>*BANG*
woops.
We havin barbeque tonight at my house Anon, get yo fine white ass in van.

>>13426474
th-thanks, kween!

>>13426500
You got it Anon, but I need a king to be a queen!

>>13422747
taco bell always gives me explosive diarrhea

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