/ck/ - Food & Cooking

got some tuna and egg ready to make burritos with

>>13410409
Is that supposed to be mac & cheese

>>13410431
it's a fried baby yoda

>>13410409
Lonliness and alcohol

latkes

>>13410479
Make an effort to be a little more social.

Christmas day? Fuck all.
The vigil we do the 24th IE today IE Christmas eve? Roast fucking fish. And pickled fucking fish. And smoked fucking fish. And fried fucking fish. And stewed fucking fish steaks with paprika, onion and potatoes. And fucking fishball soup. And boiled salted fish made into a fucking salad.
Also, cabbage salad, carrot salad, beetroot salad, potato salad and some fucking doughnuts, none of which have fish.
Is good.
So Bongs roast a dry-ass bird, right? wtf do Trumpiclaps do for Christmas day/eve? Burgers?

>>13410479
at least go to mcdonalds, holy shit

>>13410409
doing hamburger steaks, velveeta mac and cheese, and a can of green beans

>>13410506
>wtf do Trumpiclaps do for Christmas day/eve?

I got chips salsa, potato skins and bourbon

>>13410494
Gee I never would have thought of that.
>>13410513
Gainz > shit food

>>13410409
didn't eat breakfast or lunch. Then ate 1 steak (entrecote) with a side of fried mushrooms and onions + one plate of fries. Also had a red wine sauce that was store bought but made with good ingredients. Shit was cash.

>>13410529
there's always the impossible whopper. Lower calorie because it's made from sticks and dirt!

>>13410409
Bringing reheated McDonald's for the family

>>13410506
>wtf do Trumpiclaps do for Christmas day/eve? Burgers?
Ham and potatoes with frozen green beeeens kek
Ham was on sale. Got a 6.5 pounder for $4.50 USD (that's real money convert to your Monopoly money as applicable).

>>13410544
just bring one mcdonalds item and watch them all fight over it. Wa la, a Christmas that will never be forgotten!

>>13410479
Based

>>13410513
Stopped off there last night. Ponytail Brunette wasn't working, just that one guy who always wears latex gloves while he's running the cash register <shudders>.

>>13410409
I don't partake in satanic rituals.

>>13410409
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

>>13410627
I already said, it's a fried baby yoda.

>>13410409
I made some beef stew and a fresh loaf of bread, and my partner made a cheesecake. We ate it while watching Home Alone.

we are making our traditional christmas tamales, they'll be ready in some hours.
also yes, thirdworlder.

pork chops, huge turkey, huge ham, mashed tatters, gravy, no rolls shit.

Beef, lamb, pork and chicken, a variety of salads, new season potatoes, all so Christmas in the summer here.

>>13410642
are those burritos and strawberry jam? I'm gonna try that

My mom says she's making Cornish hens but I'll probably end up being disappointed by their mediocrity

I hope all of your holidays are joyous and bright

>>13410409
Dis bad boi.

>>13410544
Check'd and kek'd

>>13410738
fuck dude, that looks like it's gonna be good
honestly it doesn't look dry-aged. I know that's a meme know but it still should be done.
>>13410697
based Roo
>>13410693
>no rolls
Make a batch of home-made biscuits. Is your baking powder still active?

Merry christmass boys

>>13410738
Rub on and tied up with the ribs. In at 250 for a few hours, then gonna crisp it up at 500.

If anyone's interested, the rub is salt, pepper, fresh grated horseradish, rosemary, and olive oil.

>>13410409
enjoying some homemade liver schnitzel in hedgehog mushroom gravy, edamame, and sardine oil toast. with orange slushie

>>13410742
I salted it and refrigerated it 24 hours, dunno if that counts as dry aged, but it sure makes a difference. I'll post the results if this thread is still up.

Merry Christmas dude

>>13410751

>>13410758
>salted it and refrigerated it 24 hours
Naw but it accomplishes a lot of the same thing. Bacteria isn't really acting on it much but the dessication is occuring and breaking up those proteins.
It'll be Grand my friend, enjoy yourself
>have a cute baby to make you more merry

>>13410761
That looks really comfy, enjoy yourself my Ethnic friend. Nice mug
Have a comfy Pepe to wish you well this season.
Please stop hating white people if you're a Liberal or non-white. Thanks. Merry christmas.

>>13410774
Thank you frogposter, it was (mostly) delicious. sadly my phone was too dead for a cookalong :(

>>13410748
>>13410738
Damn I'd smash on that

>>13410765
Thanks friendo. I dont have any comfy pics on this device but you can have a rare harold.

>>13410409
pork Wiener schnitzel, some sausages, potato salad, baked macaroni and cheese, and some sort of broccoli dish.

Mom usually fixes meatless lasagna.

>>13410866
>meatless lasagna.

>>13410409
I'm going to eat so many prawns I'm going to burst. And I'll have some oysters and whiting, too. There's also going to be potato bake and caeser salad and coleslaw probably a selection of cold cuts.

>>13410506
get drunk and fight

>>13410748
I'd be worried about burnt herbs but otherwise looks good

>>13410879
>>>/mlp/

>>13410409
im eating chałka, with miód

I've got a few of these bad boys in, treated myself to a new gaming chair and a few games.

See you in the new year co/ck/s

>>13410929
Why didn't you get some Christmas Tinners? It's the official Christmas food for hardcore gamerz.

>>13410911
eh?

>>13410506
>And stewed fucking fish steaks with paprika, onion and potatoes.
mmm
> wtf do Trumpiclaps do for Christmas day/eve?
At fanciest times shit like a standing rib roast, if poor you get a big ham.

>>13410738
Is cutting the bones off before roasting vs leaving then on just personal preference?

>>13410963

>>13410963
Is correct. Prime Rib/Ham is the standard, with a roasted chicken/turkey also being fairly normal. Chinese takeout is notorious for never closing on a holiday so non-cooks and al/ck/ do that for all fall/winter holidays.

>>13410479
we're practically twins

>>13410409
this post is quints

>>13410684
what's in te big bowl closest to you?

>>13411132
corn masa

I made some brioche and sourdough to make french toast for Christmas brunch. Also having the usual bacon, eggs, booze etc. Then going to my uncle's; I think he's making some duck. I'll be baking some bread for dinner as well, but desu 50/50 chance I get too drunk in the morning and forget

>>13411150
oo masa

>>13410409
meat pastel

>>13411300
why

>>13410719
Oh anon...

Your mom.

massive pot of spag bol. kino

>>13410642
>kettchup on paper towel
WTF

>>13411072
Preference for me, just because I ruin the crust if I try to remove them afterwards. Probably cooks the same, other than I blast them at 500 to get a nice crust. Crust crust crust

>>13410580
Jesus died for your sins and lived the righteous life you people never could

>>13410723
Aww dear child, it's not tendies.
Another no-cook, fast-food lover.....

>>13411169
Throw it all in the bin

>>13410723
shreek loudly and with full autism power until you get tendies instead. Make it a Christmas to remember!

>>13410506
rib roast if you have money, ham if you don't, or turkey if you weren't sick of it from thanksgiving.
Stupid euro trash eating fish lol

>>13411072
>>13410898
>>13410806
>>13410748
>>13410742
Turned out to be the best I've ever made. Merry Christmas anons, and may the blessings of Christ follow you throughout the New Year.

Fucking might try to keep down some saltines...God damned friend had everyone over for a party a few days after their whole family had the stomach and now my whole family has it.
Merry fucking Christmas.

>>13410409
Pizza, I got one yesterday so I'd have something for Chirstmas.

Merry Christmas all of you fucks, though we make fun of each other throughout the years it's in fun and generally there's no ill will intended. So piss the fuck off and get drunk on this day of the Lord!

>>13411879
Croutons are good too if trying to keep something down.

>>13410409
man ass with mayonnaise

>>13410758
>I salted it and refrigerated it 24 hours
congratulations, you turned steak into ham.

>>13410409
Fuck I am upset. I made pizza and went to my uncle's house, and my uncles fucked it up by letting filthy dogs in the kitchen. I am so upset that I am writing this post, merry Xmas

>>13411931
did you and your uncle have intercourse?

>>13410642
Egg rolls on a paper towel with ketchup.

May God judge this immoral world harshly..

>>13411931
Female detected

>>13411928
See pic related and repent. Cheers, anon.

>>13410409
Cooked some onions in olive oil, added garlic, powdered chili, and coconut milk
Plus white rice ofc

>>13411771
And Jesus doesn't want us to partake in satanic rituals.

>>13411989
nice ham

40$ for a 5.7 prime rib at Walmart.

>>13412455
5.7lb*

>>13412420
clean your kitchen brah.

>>13410506
What does fucking fish taste like?

>>13410409
Gonna be alone this year but:

Mac & Cheese w/ground beef
Shredded Chicken
Black beans & Rice
Hawaiian Rolls

Turtle Pie

>>13412466
Sperm. You'd love it.

>>13410506
Sounds like someone got mercury poisoning from fucking fish too much boys

>>13410748
>>13411870
Hell ya anon that looks fuckin mint. Merry Christmas.

>>13410409
ribeye steak with a few shots of tequila mixed with ur wifes pussy juice.

>>13411157
IMMA SQUIIIRRRT

>>13412420
Oh shit French hobo house-renovator anon is that you? Nice Lidl peels box, I have the same.

>>13410417
discustin

>>13410479
based

>>13410490
jew

>>13410506
tldr

>>13410519
based

>>13410525
based

>>13410537
you sound kind of gay

>>13410547
you sound smelly

>>13410641
>my partner
gay

>>13410642
based

>>13410684
you got to go back

>>13410693
based

>>13410697
boring

>>13410738
>>13410748
>>13410758
not your blog

>>13410751
>>13410761
>>13411870
mega gay

>>13410838
tf is this shit

>>13410866
incel

>>13410881
definitely homo

>>13410927
previous anon's butt buddy

>>13410929
based

>>13411156
you're alright i guess

>>13411169
based

>>13411300
loves the dick

>>13411524
based

>>13411879
beta

>>13411884
kind of gay, bro

>>13411923
based

>>13411931
go back to le rebbit

>>13412420
mental illness

>>13412455
based

>>13412475
based

>>13412683
virgin

Ham, roast beef, roast potato carrot and parsnip, yorkshire pudding, homemade gravy, cherry strudel, pavlova, pimms jugs

>>13413530
All me.

Roast goose, with vegetables etc.

Merry Christmas goyim

Duck breast, mash and amazing sprout, kale and parmesan salad with toasted hazelnuts. Mash was average sadly.

Just opened a 2015 Chablis. Maximum comfy.

>>13413783
Mash is visibly not creamy enough, yeah.
Duck has skin? Should have more sear I think.
Salad looks amazing :)

>>13410580
Satan and God doesn't real.

>>13413763
Those look pretty good, Mordecai.

(((Chinee foo)

>>13413763
Chag sameach bro

>>13410927
It’s not shabbat yet you pseudokike

>>13411771
>>13412443
Have fun with your single night of presents, goyim cattle

>>13413530
nobody cares retard

Duckchads rise UP

>>13410409
Meatbread for breakfast (as is tradition) and later a rib roast and some spinach.

Leftovers from yesterdays christmas dinner.

My mom makes the cherry bars in the family cookbook every year. Today I woke up and had one with coffee and it was the taste of Christmas for me.

Christmas Lunch is looking good.
I love water frying.

>>13410684
i did this for christmas
i also made an icecream cake (yes, all from scratch)

>>13410409
A large pork roast seasoned with sage.
pork gravy
Stuffing flavored with chicken broth and turkey
bullion, cooked in a pan.
Turkey gravy for the stuffing.
Spaghetti squash with butter, salt and pepper.
Sour cream mashed potatoes.
rolls
Pineapple pie

>>13410409
number 4 no mayo no cheese from jack in the box

>>13410409
Snails and foie gras toasts

My family is doing a Japanese Christmas dinner this year.

The chicken has been in a buttermilk brine since Monday

>>13414246
That shit finna be good, enjoy my friend.

Steel reserve and random microwave shit from the gas station

>>13410409
I'm going to cook steak and creamed spinach later.
:)
Merry Christmas, /ck/

>>13410409

>>13410409
I had a pouch of tuna and crackers. Leftover macaroni and cheese. Thinking about going to the gas station for ice cream. I've had heartburn all day.

>>13410409
Raclette and then Sauerbraten on boxing day

i’m sad i waited too long to soften the butter at room temp. i’ve been planning to make cookies from scratch for the first time, snickerdoodles. i wanted to give them fresh cookies but my family said they are visiting sooner than i’d hope to go to someone else’s place later. :( at least i got them mugs and candy canes/hot chocolate/ferrero rocher, i spent a good portion of my bday money on them.

i haven’t even had my coffee/food yet. we’re not really religious but when i was younger we had gifts and this year is just different and a little depressing. merry chrismus /ck/

>>13414404
If you don't have a microwave, heat up some water in a saucepan and put a plate on top. Rest the butter on the plate for a little while, monitor, turn it over when the bottom is soft.

https://youtu.be/ykPgjXNwwkE

SOS

Chinese takeout and booze

>>13414620
Too spicy for me.

>>13414252
Here ot is pre oil.

Imma fty it in peanut oil

>>13411132
masa you fucking uncultured dumbass

>>13414720
>anything related to corn
>culture

Made a pot roast for the first time in a slow cooker because I'm alone on Christmas. Was pretty tasty desu

>>13410738
>>13410748
You taking any guests?

>>13414620
GOATshire pudding
god's own gravy holder

Merry Christmas

Decided I wasn't gonna get as wasted as I did last christmas; when I got home I puked the mixture of wine and beer all over my porch
also had some ham, smoked chicken, dressing, mash potatoes and gravy, bread rolls, and some nasty fucking frozen quiche. all in all pretty good, stomach still feels ruined though

>>13411928
>define dry brine
>bonus: define cured

>>13414234
disgusting, this thread isn't for people who eat bugs.

>>13414620
looks very bland. Are you a mealprepper by any chance?

>>13411169
Update. I could only eat 14 of them.

>>13414904
holy shit at least get a pizza or some hot pockets or something, that sandwich is depressing.

>>13410506
cringe as fuck, you can tell a redditor wrote this shit.

>>13415609
Ugh dude. How're you feeling?

>>13412420
Are you that French fuck that lives in a house in the country side there

>>13415609
And you survived? Holy fuck anon!

>>13415631
Fat and happy

>>13415638
Kind of. I was full after 8 but pushed myself to keep eating to celebrate Christmas.

>>13415627
How can you tell a redditor wrote it? What's the give away?

>>13410409
Lasagne
I coomed

>>13415657
because the post is way too long, yet contributes nothing of value.

>>13415665
What posts itt aren't by redditors? None seem to contribute anything of value, either.

we had some nice thick steaks with potatoes, lots of different desserts all afternoon, this was the runner up dinner
doing it again in a few days once the rest of the family is able to get together to have a nice roast

>>13415728
Well, what did you make for Christmas? Did you even bother to contribute or were you that anon with all the weird fish dishes?

Pig leg and boxes

>>13415879
>>13410519

>>13416215
>canned green beans

why

>>13416220
For fiber and vitamins.

>>13415658
The stouffers is a pretty good one.
I've had far worse from "expensive" italian joints that suck dick. I'd really have a stouffers then some pretentious bullshit overpriced sack of crap at some italian restauraunt.

>>13416220
Sometimes they're crunchy and good, they're fried and dried and are pretty good. Try it out sometime instead of being some neighsayer.

>>13416293
redpill is that the expensive italian joints are also serving microwaved frozen lasagna

>>13411169
Made those sliders once since we don’t have a wc and they made me throw up, 7/10

>>13416299
no

pav

Soaked lentils and white beans for a couple hours
Sauteed (lol why don't you people have a word for it) onions in a lot of olive oil, then added plain tomato sauce, let it cook for 30 min or so
Added the lentils and beans with a bit more water
Spices and white rice ofc.

>>13413524
>>13415637
Yes lol, me again. Merry Christmas to you all

Do any others have meals for St Stephen's day or is it just Catalonians? You eat what's basically lasagne but rolled up around a filling instead of layered.

>>13415627
Never even been to Reddit, meu amic. Don't use shit I gotta sign up for, as much as I can avoid to, anyway.

>>13414620
lmaooooo do wypipo rly be eating like this? where da seasonin at nigga?

>>13410520
always knew Townsends was a libcuck

>>13413530
This is that fat guy from the south park episode isnt it

>>13410409

Faggot should have used a roux

>>13413530
Why the fuck are BOTS even a thing anymore?

>>13410409
Christmas ham of course, and the god-tier fish smorgasbord
>roe on toast with smetana and diced onions
>gravlax
>cold-smoked salmon
>various herrings (mustard, smoked etc.)
>prawns
>potatoes
>dark bread
>tartar sauce

>>13410580
Synagogue of satan pls

>>13410479
And it was good

>>13410520

Posted this elsewhere but here's the first course

-butter poached langoustine
- Thai haddock fishcake
- pan fried scallops
- smoked salmon roulades
- tuna steak with Cajun rub
- tuna steak with soy and ginger glaze
- caper and tomato salsa

Not pictured was a langoustine bisque

>>13411989
>medium well rib roast
gee anon what a master chef you are
hope you said wa la while cutting it

>sauerbraten
>potato dumplings
>rotkohl
>cucumber salad
>stollen
>pfeffernusse