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13409710 No.13409710[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Tell me a sentence that you could both say during sex and family dinner.

Example: damn that was delicious

>> No.13409713

No, thanks.

>> No.13409725

>>13409710
Hand me a napkin

>> No.13409731

>>13409710
Mom pass me the mashed potatoes

>> No.13409734 [DELETED] 

My fingers are covered in glaze.

Nigger

>> No.13409744

>>13409710
Don't talk with your mouth full.

>> No.13409751

>>13409710
Time to pay respect to your elders

>> No.13409758

smells like farts

>> No.13409764

This tastes like shit.

>> No.13409766

>>13409710
It's so much better with butter.

>> No.13409768

>>13409710
That clam was juicy

>> No.13409781
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>>13409710
>damn that was delicious
>after sex

>> No.13409785

mom i don't want any more roast beef

>> No.13409803

It’s always better when we eat together

>> No.13409806

Oh dad I love your special gravy

>> No.13409826
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13409826

Now that's a spicy meat loaf

>> No.13409830

>>13409710
that was nice and hot

>> No.13409831

>>13409744
only good one itt

>> No.13409840

We are all right here, stop shouting gramps

>> No.13409842

Wat

>> No.13409844

this is too sloppy for me, sorry, I don't want anymore.

>> No.13409843

Don't tell mom

>> No.13409850

It's still bloody, just the way you like it.

>> No.13409852

I'm full daddy, I can't take anymore uwu
there is another hungry hole you can fill with your big juicy meat if you want to though :3c

>> No.13409853

Pass the Roast Beef

>> No.13409858

I don't think I've had my fill yet, dear

>> No.13409861

I’m a breast man, myself

>> No.13409862

>>13409710
I want some stuffing

>> No.13409872

can I please have more of that whip please

>> No.13409874

Suck my dick

>> No.13409884

Imagine the starving African children. That'll help you finish.

>> No.13409891

>>13409884
10/10

>> No.13409896

No thanks. Fish is gross.

>> No.13409899

Haven't you had enough, Grandma?

>> No.13409900

I love chocolate

>> No.13409904

The secret sauce has been in the family for generations

>> No.13409906

I buried my sister today.

>> No.13409911

>>13409874

Sack my cook

>> No.13409921

I tip with a rip.

>> No.13409930

>>13409710
The Bogs rule France with an iron fist.

>> No.13409950

Oh i gotta take a huge shit

>> No.13409967

Amazing, I can really taste the flavour of the sea

>> No.13409977

I'm glad you like my cream pie, mom!

>> No.13409985

>>13409710
That would have been a lot better if someone put some fucking effort in for once

>> No.13410112

Ready for dessert?

>> No.13410145

Jim, would you like to say a prayer before we start?

>> No.13410185

BOOMSHAKALAKA

>> No.13410189
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13410189

>>13409874

>> No.13410190

>>13409734
Galze

>> No.13410191

I only eat white meat

>> No.13410192
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>>13409977

>> No.13410195 [DELETED] 

"I fucked a nigger and now I have full blown AIDS."

>> No.13410219

Uh, where did you learn to do that

>> No.13410900

>>13410191
damn it thats what I was going to say.

white meat only please.

>> No.13410909

THANK YOU when Ive Finished both

>> No.13410958

There’s a hair in my pie.

>> No.13410964

Oops, it went into the wrong hole

>> No.13410966

"OH FUCK"

>> No.13410968

Sorry, I'm actually gay

>> No.13411076

>>13409710
*chokes*

>> No.13411082

>>13409710
stop riding my ass mom

>> No.13411093

>>13409710
Wow, I didn't know 4th graders had such a big appetite!

>> No.13411098
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>>13409744
Checked and Keked.

>> No.13412517
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>>13409710
It smells fishy in here

>> No.13412541

>>13409710
I cummed

>> No.13412548

You can't leave until you finish.

>> No.13412641

>>13409710
I luv clam chowder

>> No.13412645

>>13409710
Fuck you Mom I'm not eating that shit it looks disgusting and smells like fish

>> No.13412687

no daddy. I can't eat ALL of that. it's too much

>> No.13412711

Ah, too hot

>> No.13412716

>>13409710
a whole turkey, heh

>> No.13412922

>>13409710
this sucks im going to wendy's

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>>13409710
>she let me put it in her butt the third time we were together, but that got old fast and I'm more into "petite" girls
Yeah, I come from a family of drinkers and even if we only get together 2-3 times a year I have no qualms being honest about what's going on in my life. How is this food and cooking related?

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13413408

This is the best Mississippi mud pie ever. Also, I want more candlestick salad, pic related

>> No.13413410

less calories, more filling

>> No.13413411

I like your buns

>> No.13413412

time to glaze the ham

>> No.13413977
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>>13409710
>Uegh, I think the fish has gone bad.

>> No.13413984

I’m stuffed!
To prevent this from getting posted to reddit: fuck niggers

>> No.13414044

>>13409710
hit me with the sausage

>> No.13414067

>>13413984
>hide racial slur post
>safe to post on plebbit
Yeah, you sure thwarted that!

>> No.13414071

hehehe very punny!!

upvoted epic style!!!!!!!

(being sarcastic I HATE this thread)

>> No.13414080

>>13409731
Well, if it's gonna be THAT kind of party...

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>>13409710

Sis, your pussy looks good enough to eat (my family are nudists).

>> No.13415590

>>13409710
haha sex

>> No.13415596

>>13409710
Pass the butter.

>> No.13415610

Wow, it's so creamy!

>> No.13415646
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13415646

Where did the corn cobs go?

>> No.13415659

>>13409710
where did that turd come from?

>> No.13415744

plop plop fizz fizz oh what a relief it is

>> No.13415789

>>13409710
Rip me off a leg

>> No.13415793

Youre asshole is gonna hurt after tonight haha

>> No.13415796
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>>13409843

>> No.13415802

>>13409710
needs some sauce to kill the fishy flavor

>> No.13415816

>>13414071
This is the new me me

>> No.13416846
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13416846

>>13409710
Faggot it's not what you say
It's how you say it

>> No.13416850

>>13409710
I only eat white meat, sorry not sorry.

>> No.13416855

>>13409710
I love my wife's ham ;)

>> No.13416987

Fuck my tight boipussy with your fat, throbbing cock, daddy

>> No.13417183

bon appetit

>> No.13417416

This is the most cringe shit I've ever read on here

>> No.13417425

>>13409764
kek