/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13396601
>HEY GUISE ME AND MY HECKIN PUPPER ARE GOIN ON A ROADY WOADY!! MY FUR FRIEND FUN BOI GONNA BLOOP AND WOOP WITH HIS TONGUE HANGIN OUT!! NEED SOME SERIOUSLY GOOD BORKSTARAUNTS SO WE CAN HAVE A YUMMIN YUM TIME!! HES MY FURRY FUR BOI AND I LOVES HIM!!!!!!

>>13396617
This is why you don't have friends

>>13396601
>all those cities
And then OP was found dead in a ditch with a bloody asshole and no wallet after the good old 13% had their fun

>>13396640
imagine being afraid of a different race

>>13396642
Imagine thinking the other race sees you as anything other than an easy target when you relax around them

>>13396601
You have the opportunity to try a lot of meme food posted here and figure out which is good, and which deserves the crap it gets. Skyline in Cincinnati. Nashville hot chicken. Bunch of crap to eat in New Orleans. Buffets in Vegas. Or the heart attack grill. Ketchup chips or poutine in Canada. 'Go 'za vs Detroit squares.

>>13396650
i honestly can't
sounds pretty miserable being a professional victim and pussy

>>13396655
>being a professional victim
Wait are we talking about whites or the people who think they’re being massively culled by police everyday?

>>13396601
Go to la bbq in Austin for great brisket and avoid the meme line at franklins

>>13396664
i don't know or care about the demons in your mind

>>13396672
>haha schizo xDD

>>13396677
when was the last time an african american person victimized you?

>>13396682
I saw an unsourced infographic on pol and a picture of a beat up white girl photoshopped next to a photo of a black man

>>13396601
Why the hell would you want to visit the most of the places on your list in fucking January?
Here's a better list
>Charleston
>Savannah
>Jacksonville
>St Augustine
>Orlando
>Miami

Oh and why the fuck would you go to El Paso? Go to San Antonio instead.i

>>13396601
Knoxville here. Downtown Grill and Brewery on Gay Street is a must. Market Square is a block away from there and has several good restaurants too, including a Michelin starred place if you give a shit about that (Oliver Royale). Barley's in the Old City has amazing pizza and beer, but only go in the daytime because the Old City gets pretty rapey at night. There's plenty of other good shit in West Knox but downtown is probably your best bet for bars and restaurants.

>>13396687
BASED Jacksonville on the list

DUUUVAAAALLL

>>13396687
this is the only time of year i have off
i will definitely consider doing that whole florida thing

>>13396682
You know you can call them black. They won’t shoot you for that, just your wallet
>>13396686
Oh no are FBI statistics unsourced and racist now too??

>>13396724
>word police
yikes

>>13396601
Cincinatti fucking blows. If you're going to Ohio for food, go to Cleveland. Sokolowskis, Lolas Bistro, Edison's, and the West Side Market are superior to any trash in cincinatti (saying this as a Texan)

>>13396724
>p-please guys, look at the infographics nooooooooo you have to be racist !!

>>13396734
>word police
>calls them African Americans for fear of being labelled racist
Do you call them white Americans, Hispanic Americans, asian Americans too?

>>13396746
sometimes

>>13396744
>infographics
Yet again, is the FBI racist too???

>>13396642
who said anything about being afraid? you did you fucking pussy.

>>13396750
i extrapolated the word "afraid" from the guy thinking he's going to get robbed and assraped, retard

>>13396762
>go to cities with exponentially higher concentrations of crime, gangs, and crime committing races
>wtf why would you be worried about being attacked you racist???

>>13396768
gangs mostly commit crimes amongst and against other gangsters and criminals
if you're not involved in that sort of thing you don't have much to worry about, you fucking pussy

>>13396601
Nashville: The Farm House
Seriously a gem. Went there on a whim with my friend during a weekend binge-drinking session, and fell in love with the food. It's presented like modern cuisine, but it tastes amazing.

Chicago(ish): Epic Deli
This one's a little further away from the city proper, as it's in Johnsburg, but delicious and unique sandwiches in massive portions.

>>13396768
You're more likely to get hit by a train going outside. Do you stay indoors because of it?

>>13396772
I hope you have a source for that bullshit claim.

>>13396783
this whole conversation is a bullshit claim
i'm not in the business of setting up proper arguments with literal retards on a congolese anonymous tranny forum

>>13396792
>this whole argument is dumb xDD so I’m not going to backup my bullshit claim
Eat shit, 55% of violent crime being committed by 13% of the population is fucking government verified and you can’t even back up your retarded assumption that they only attack other gang members

>>13396821
go away i don't care i just want to know what places are good to eat at

>>13396821
>>13396792
This is a food board. Go slap each others testicles around on >>>/pol/

wtf I love jannies now

This thread just got a lot smaller

>>13396833
If it weren't for playing slap-nuts and grab-ass, chan-tards would get no sexy times at all.

>>13396856
Good. Maybe they'd become an hero quicker.

>>13396601
Yeah drive down the northshore in minnesota from canada. Stop at gunflint tavern for a beer and a sandwich or chili. Soho cafe for a road snack and coffee. Check out cascade state park and anywhere else you feel like stopping down the road. Great beer in two harbors and duluth. Minneapolis has a ton of good vietnamese and african restaurants. Oh and another park to visit that's down 35 is banning. Beautiful spot.

>>13396601
OP, your plan is a little scattered. Dumb collection of cities and places, to be honest. Pick a quadrant, like "the South" and start like Texas, drive through Louisiana on I-10 into NOLA, into the Gulf shores and panhandle, then down through Florida and then up again through GA, and through the Carolinas, maybe even stopping mid-Atlantic.
OR
Start somewhere like Miami, and do US1/A1A, from Florida up to Washington, D.C., and maybe into the Northeast/New England pursuits (or the reverse direction, depending on the season), and maybe on from there into the Maritimes and a little Ontario fun. The definitive guide might be to peruse road trip articles for regional shopping, drinking, dining, and sights, for instance, in the archives of Southern Living magazine. Regional guides, from Eater top tens, to juts Trip Advisor lists for "local food"...

It's gotta be a foreigner writing this, it's always the misinformed idea that America is so tiny you'd actually want to spend your time between flyable cities by driving on interstates instead. Scenic car drives exist, but it's not while driving between ALL of these cities, it's a mess. Depending where you are from, you might find that in the South, all the transplants from those other regions snowbird it in the South and their favorite foods are found all over.

Parks, like National Parks? Or are you roughing it and sleeping in your car?

>>13396617
Kys

>>13396875
i'm from ontario and i'm going to ultimately to alberta but doing a ginat detour through usa
i'm mostly trying to hit places i've never been to before which excludes mostly all the places you've mentioned

i love driving and can do 15 hours straight no problem
i plan on staying in hotels and hiking state and national parks

>>13396874
I should add, the pizza at surlys taproom is supposed to be phenomenal. And theres always Matt's bar for a greasy juicy Lucy with a couple beers

>>13396601
I live in cincy, skyline is deceny but the best chili in our city comes from a place called Camp Washington.

>>13396601
My dad said the hot chicken in Nashville was pretty great.

>>13396875
>i'm doing this
>"no anon do something completely different"

>>13396880
Reported

>>13396617
>>13396632
dog haters are always the worst, unlikable people

>>13396601
When you are in Cincinnati obviously try the skyline or goldstar chili but I highly recommend getting breakfast somewhere that serves goetta. It's so good man.

>>13397398
Scrapple?

>>13397398
>>13397405
is that like nutraloaf?

>>13397432
No. Scrapple is made with offal I'm pretty sure. It looks like that in pictures. Nutraloaf is just filler for prisonfolk.

>>13397405
>>13397448

No its a herby sausage mixed with pin oats. Similar to scrapple it's got a very nice texture and flavor.

Go to Chattanooga

I noticed that Pittsburgh is not on your list. That is fine as really nothing here is worth going out of your way. Primanti''s sandwiches are the only unique thing, - theyre basically a big fries and sauerkraut sandwich with a bit of meat, but the bread is fresh baked bakery bread and it's only $6 for the bologna/$8 for bigger meats like kielbasa or steak or w/e. It's a chain so probably some locations are better than others, I've had a lot of variance in size and quality even at the same location desu. Probably the best time to go is weekend nights when they're busy so everything is fresh made.

More of a quite good quite cheap sandwich than an interesting cuisine, althought I will say a fully 1/3rd sauerkraut sandwich is a little unusual.

>>13396601
If I were traveling through Ohio I'd make a detour to Toledo to try some Hungarian Hotdogs from here. https://www.tonypacko.com/

>>13396874
Based fellow Minnesota poster. If you go that route get some Pizza from Sammy's in Duluth.

>>13396601
Lafayette and American Coney Island in Detroit. You've never been to Detroit unless you've tried it. Also, the biggest controversy is which one is better.

>>13396601
Whats your price range?
Are you into Michelin stars, or are you into slumming with the locals?
What type of food are you into (American, French, Latino, Italian, etc.)?

>>13396601
>New olreans
Try the stuffed Mirliton

>>13396617
>BORKSTARAUNTS
Kek

>>13397843
New Orleans is all about the Vieux Carre (French Quarter) and the gumbo and mud bugs.

>>13396601
>austin
I'd recommend Burger Tex II but I was told they closed recently. Arpeggio Grill on Airport is pretty good, they're the only ones I get pizza from anymore. Catfish Parlour is very solid if you're into fried seafood, same with the Springhill Catfish Restaurant, IMO they make particularly good fried mushrooms. Of course there's obvious stuff like Franklin's but you'd better be at their door at least an hour before opening. Ken's Tacos on Cameron has solid breakfast tacos and their large cheesesteak sandwich is actually 2 sandwiches for only $10. Also on Cameron is TJ's Seafood, they do a nice chicken & sausage fried rice, also crawfish. Ka-Prow on Howard Ln. has good Thai food if you happen to be in the mood for that while here.

While you're in central TX make sure to get to Lockhart and go by Kreuz market. IMO Kreuz stands up to absolutely anywhere else's BBQ but they don't get lines around the building like everywhere in downtown Austin does. Come to think of it, Stiles Switch it still relatively unknown but really good, it's on N. Lamar right around where Airport and Lamar meet. The first time I went there the daily special was prime rib and I got a free chunk because a friend told them it was my first time. SLAB is also great, especially if you can catch them on half price rib night.

>>13397764
i don't have a budget but traveling alone i think it would be kind of strange to go to really baller places so slumming with the locals will probably by my go to

>>13397843
>>13397855
>>13397967
unfortunately i'm allrgic to most seafood

>>13397710
Thirsty pagan in superior is solid as well, but that's the ONLY reason to go to superior

>>13397974
>so slumming with the locals will probably by my go to
For Las Vegas maybe (off the top of my head):
>Binions cafe for a steak
>Longhorn casino for a cheap breakfast
>Whitecross pharmacy cafe (decent diner in a pharmacy)
>Chinatown for Pho (Pho Kim Long smells weird on certain days but their beef Pho is pretty good, lots of sides, and cheap)
>Chinatown in general
>Ichiza (chinatown-ish) Jap bar always pretty good dishes (not a sushi joint)
>Double Down (no food, just a bar, but good for live bands, straight punk bar in gay area, so don't wonder in the neighborhood)
>Pupusas (stop at any of these, and eat a pupusas)
>Cuban restaurant in shalimar hotel
Everything else you could probably find off of trip advisor.

>>13396601
Detroit can be good for middle eastern food.

>>13397988
>but that's the ONLY reason to go to superior
Since Minnesota now allows liquor sales on Sunday you are correct.

>>13396617
Based.

>>13397981
Well that's a damn shame. Still, you could try a chicken fried steak if that's not really a thing where you're from, that's big in the South. Up in the midwest they have a similar preparation of pork that's very popular.

>>13397536
I’ve read this post 4 times and still can’t understand why you made it and it’s starting to be funny

>>13396601
I can’t think of any indigenous food in Cincinnati. I also wouldn’t want to eat spaghetti, topped with chili, topped with mounds of cheese, and then hit the road the next day. I would especially not feed such a meal to your dog. There is a Ruth’s Chris Steakhouse in Cincy, I would go there, get a ribeye medium rare. Actually, everywhere you stop until you hit New Orleans, I’d just get a steak or a slab of prime rib at Ruth’s Chris. I always ask that the steak be cooked with twice the amount of butter.

>>13397536
What about a steak cooked Pittsburgh rare?

>>13396601
There is this place in Phoenix where they don’t put cheese on the pizza, just sauce and gyro meat. Delicious. Don’t knock it until you try it. Ask for extra gyro meat it makes it even better

>>13396601
>i'm traveling only with my dog and we're mostly going to go to parks
as that "How to Make Friends and Influence People" writer guy says, just ask any stranger about themselves and then just listen

the miracle (including food) begins...

>>13396740
>Sokolowskis
My FUCKING NIGGER
I go to Sokolowskis every year for my birthday because it's so damn good

>>13398391
does it have the sweet sauce?

>>13396617

>>13396740
Listen to this man. Am from Cleveland myself but have lived in Cincinnati and while both have good options, stuff there is much better in general. There are tons of Thai, Vietnamese, and other Asian restaurants as well, on top of a ton of family run Italian restaurants. I only mention those because they're my preference, but you could find anything in Cleveland.

Also, if your intention is to go to the great lakes why the hell are you going to Cincinnati instead of Cleveland? Just be wary of the weather around this time of year

Actually please stay out of my city faggot. We don't want you here.

>>13396601
Around Asheville north carolina
Drive on the blue ridge parkway

>>13396601
Chicago, go to Lou Malnati's, obviously.

New Orleans, there used to be a great little fried oyster place called "The Galley" in Metairie. I don't know if it's still around.

Nashville, there's an AYCE catfish place called "Cock of the Walk".

Vegas, the buffets at Mirage and Bellagio used to be awesome. Haven't been in years, don't know if they're still as good after the MGM takeover.

Fogo de Chao is worth it for lunch, not so much for dinner. Don't take your dog inside or you'll get it back skewered, marinated, and broiled.

Male dog or female? Intact? Do you give your pupper the love and attention it needs in order to be sexually fulfilled?

>>13400707
Oh, another good Chicago restaurant is Reza's in the Andersonville district. It's at 5255 N. Clark. Parking can be difficult. There are a couple of other locations out in the suburbs if you don't want to deal with your car windows being smashed by the rich and vibrant black community.

There's also a fantastic place for cinnamon rolls and breakfasts called Ann Sather's. Looks like they are a chain now with three locations in the business district.

If you're on the north side of the city, there's a place called Pita Inn, I think on Dempster in Skokie. Great Palestinian food.

>>13396617
OP got heckin destroyed holy shit

>>13396601
>slc
could be skipped and you wouldn't miss anything

No trip through Chicago could be complete without a pilgrimage to Wally's Gyros in Park Ridge. Corner of Oakton and NW Hwy.

>>13396601
>big road trip in january
>in january
>road trip

Also, serious question, OP, are you retarded?

You're going to have to deal with snow, ice, and subzero temperatures. If your car breaks down in the middle of nowhere, you and your dog will freeze to death. If a big storm comes along, you can be trapped in a motel for days, assuming you can even get a room.

I remember being young and dumb and going through Reno in November, but only because I was moving cross-country for a job. I nearly didn't make it because a blizzard closed the passes from NV to CA just before I got there. Luckily, Reno wasn't packed, I got a hotel for a couple of days, and the storm wasn't huge.

I've also nearly run out of gas in Wyoming because the stupid fucktards closed their gas station for the winter and didn't bother to put up a sign, and I got stuck and had to shovel out my car.

Anyway, good luck. For a vacation, I would never try road-tripping through the north in January. There's a reason downtown Minneapolis has habitrails running from building to building, and it's not because of the sunny tropical climate.

>>13396601
Brighton Hot Dog Shoppe is the best chili dogs in america regardless of what hollywood jews say

>>13397396
At least dog-haters can have a single, coherent thought that doesn't somehow have their stupid dog involved. What is it with dog faggots and whenever you try to have a discussion they always need to find a way to throw their dog into it as if you give a shit? Yes, you have a "companion" that you need to leave events for so you can go home and pick up it's shit. Good job on your life choices.

>>13397488
So it's like shitty scrapple.

>>13396700
DUUUUUUUUVVVAAAAAAL

>>13400817
>"hey guys, going to the midwest, give me some good food!"
>HUIRRRRRR DURRRRR HOTDOGS

>>13396601
When you're in the midwest just go to McDonald's. While it may not be local to the area, it's probably better than any of the shitty local joints and at least you know what you're getting so you don't end up with a plate full of canned slop that you were told was a regional treat.

>>13400832
>>13396700
>flyover small-town warcry on an anime imageboard
how pathetic

>>13400835
>going out to eat good food
:(
>going out to eat garbage
:)
you can cook good food at home and it's way cheaper, you can't do garbage at home in a cost effective way.

>>13396601
> cincinnati
Go to a Skyline, then keep driving.
There is nothing to do here. Nothing.

>>13400487
Based

>>13396601
All American food is objectively disgusting. When I visited the USA I almost starved to death trying to avoid all of the chemical and hormone laden food.

>>13400822
you say that but the only discussion of dogs aside from the op's one sentence mention at the end of his post is dog haters reeeeeing about dogs like the absolute awful retards they are

>>13400846
Eh give them their moment

>>13401244
no

>>13400909
Female teenager detected.

>>13396601
make sure to always add jalapenos to it, whatever it is you end up getting

>>13396601
This low class typing style yet calling people fly overs like a wealthy snob

>>13397981
>unfortunately i'm allrgic to most seafood
That is unfortunate. However, there is still many non-seafood related food you can try from New Orleans.
https://www.neworleans.com/restaurants/traditional-new-orleans-foods/

>Gumbo - besides seafood gumbo, there is chicken & sausage gumbo
>Jambalaya - the word "jambalaya" is literally derived from African words for ham (jambon) and rice (aya). There are types of jambalaya that do not have seafood in them.
>Red Beans & Rice does not have seafood - although there are some New Orleans restaurants that sometimes serve seafood, such as fried catfish, with their Red Beans & Rice dishes.
>Muffalettas have no seafood, and there are many different types of Po-Boy sandwiches, although the most popular ones feature fried seafood.
>Pralines, king cakes, snoballs, bananas Foster, and beignets all have no seafood in them.

Check this website out also:
https://nomenu.com/

It's the website of the most famous New Orleans food critic, Tom Fitzmorris.
It rates many of the most well-known and/or popular New Orleans restaurants, including list by location, so you can look up French Quarter restaurants, if that is the area of New Orleans you are going to visit.

>>13396601
Skip Knoxville and Nashville. Both are shit cities. Nashville hot chicken is the dumbest shit on the planet. It doesnt have flavor, just immense amounts of heat.

>>13400772
>Also, serious question, OP, are you retarded?
Here's what I mean, OP:

https://www.breitbart.com/news/police-63-vehicle-pileup-in-virginia-results-in-injuries/

A little ice, and suddenly you're playing bumper cars.

I was surprised it wasn't I-81. I was trying to get back to NoVa after Christmas one year, and that whole road suddenly turned into a frictionless inclined plane (but not in a vacuum, so I wasn't in a physics thought experiment) due to a sleet-turning-into-ice storm.

I was lucky, I turned around before things got too retarded and went back to my grandparents' house. The news the next day said the staties had had to haul out over a hundred vehicles.

>>13400822
>What is it with dog faggots and whenever you try to have a discussion they always need to find a way to throw their dog into it as if you give a shit?
I prefer the more neutral "dog lovers" since I have sex with both male and female dogs.

Right now I only have a male, and he's great for providing some ethical animal protein in my otherwise vegan diet.

>>13400772
They said fly overs how intelligent can they be

>>13404918
Also, I do crossfit.

>>13400846
>Jacksonville
>small town
in what fucking world?
it's the most populated city in the southeastern united states and the largest american city by land area. are you retarded?

>>13396601
The only year-round indigenous food in West Michigan are Olive Burgers and Wet Burritos. We do our Burritos a bit differently, worth trying.
You'll have to go to a mid-low-level Diner or Greasy Spoon to get either. Several places in Kalamazoo and BC will have them, should be easy to find.
Everything else you can get everywhere else up here.

>>13396693
New Knoxville resident here. Barley's has shit pizza, but I agree with the rest. You know any other good BBQ places other than sweet ps and dead end? What about Asian food?

Op, I also wanna add: go to Gus World Famous Fried Chicken and Jackie's Dream for soul food (get the the fried green tomatoes OP)

>>13400822
Is this an incel that got a date cut short because the object of their desire aunt hinge to walk their dog?

>>13400828
Nah, they're booth good. I prefer goetta though.

>>13400861
Go across the river to party source

>>13396601
Buddy's Pizza in Detroit metro, the one in Farmington is the original, like 25min drive out of Detroit. Get the Detroit style pizza, is very good.

>>13403424
lmao y u so triggered

>>13396601
>Detroit
You gonna die

>>13396875
>>13400772
>>13404913
canadians aren't scared of your wimpy winters and 4 hour drives between states

>>13397717
Lafayette not American.

>>13396617
Damn son

>>13396617
this guy is fucking bASED

>>13396601
Should definitely go to Milwaukee if you are driving through the general area

In general the upper midwest is better than the lower midwest at everything

>>13396666
Preach. Or micklethwaits

>>13396617
you aren't being the anon that Steve knows you can be

>>13407968
I like Ross. He seems like a fungi

>>13400696
The BR Parkway is often closed during the winter. At least in NC, not sure about VA sections.

>>13396740
>mistake by the lake

Literally go drink the Cuyahoga you inbred

Cincinnati here. Anyone that shits on Cincinnati is a Kentucky inbred or a depressed Cleveland native who thinks his 10% Polish heritage makes him cultural.

When in Cincinnati, of course try Skyline Chili. Go to Tuckers Cafe on Vine St. and get goetta for breakfast with a side of eggs and biscuits. Go to Clifton for any type of food you want. Food is dirt cheap here, $5 for a full meal anywhere usually. You gotta be good at finding holes in the wall though, the good food here is usually in places where you will be robbed or shot if you act like a stupid motherfucker

>>13396601
Hey you cuck come all the way to California and dont forget to spend a day in Disneyland, afterwards head back home with some grade a marijuana and top flight meth to cover the expenses you may even make enough within the week to where you may consider taking another trip before Easter.

>>13396601
If youre heading from knoxville to new orleans try and stop by Big Bob Gibson's in Decatur for the famous bbq and a unique white sauce. You wont regret it

>>13405754
I cant remember the name of if it was in Knoxville or chattanooga but theres a thai place downtown that is fantastic and so authentic I could barely understand the owner's english

>>13410452
Of it or *

>>13396601
If you're gonna be coming through Minneapolis I'd recommend you Check out Pizzeria Lola, Matt's Bar for the Juicy Lucy, and either Trieu Chau or Que Viet for Vietmaneese food/Pho. If you want some shitty greasy food, Uncle Franky's in Northeast is amazing. If you're into beer you should check out Indeed, Dangerous Man, and Able in Northeast as well. Good Luck
Also the Mall of America sucks, only go if you want to see the spectacle of it.

>>13396601
Why wouldn't you hit Memphis for some real BBQ and soul food since you're already in TN?

>>13410393
You're what's wrong with this state.

>>13410575
>You're what's wrong with this state.
Speak for yourself
This is a free country
Love it or leave it
Nannygoat

>>13410588
Shuttup spic.

>>13410593
I'm half German and half Spanish
Try again.

>>13404922
Fucking crossfitters.

>>13410516
>Memphrica
Probably he doesn't want to get robbed and raped up the ass by niggers.

>>13396617
based if i may do say so myself

>>13396666
Go to Stubb's BBQ when you're in Austin instead OP, whoever mentions anything but Stubb's is a fckn californian refugee

Go to Buccee's when you're in Texas, it's the best gas station to ever exist. And definitely try alligator while you're in NOLA or East Texas.

>>13397536
>saurerkraut
it’s vinegar coleslaw you mongoloid. and primantis is overrated tourist nonesense. idk why someone with such little knowledge would even give their opinion.

>>13410516
>Memphis

>>13398358
Yeah way to take in the diversity of th eUS cuisine and experience different things. Not.

>>13405734
Please tell me how Michigan fucks up a wet burrito. Added salsa or sauce isn't doing it differently.

>>13396617
b&r

>>13410682
>I'm half German and half Spanish

>>13396601
ask for the roman burger... get one for the road

>>13396617
based in addition to being redpiiled