/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>a working man smells like work
Gee pussy, how about you stop bothering honest folk? It doesn't affect the beer he brews. Maybe ask him for a tour of his brewery so you can see exactly what he's doing and how he's not dipping his unwashed hands in your beer.

>>13380862
Take a shower once in a while champ.

>>13380873
Stop sucking so much dick fag

>>13380862
I know him personally and I’m a brewer myself but there’s no reason you need to reek. Beer brewing isn’t even hard labor or anything.

>>13380854
Why were you so close to the brewmaster that you could smell his BO?

>>13380892
He sits next to me when I come to the brew pub and we talk about beer brewing and stuff.

what's BO? serious question.

>>13380873
Deflection

>>13380907
Body odor. It’s typical for people with poor personally hygiene to develop a bad smell from lack of proper washing and care. We call this smell, body odor.

>>13380897
Just say something like damn man you must have been working hard on these brews because you're ripe maybe this place needs a shower.

>>13380854
>how do I breach this subject
broach

>>13380854
Is that the smelly guy because Tuckerman Brewing Company seem to have positive yelp reviews with no mention of a stench.

>>13380923
No but my local guy looks almost exactly the same.

>>13380888
How much is too much?

>>13380854

yeast aint magic bucko, gotta get it from somewhere.

I'm friends with John McDonald, who founded Boulevard Brewing in Kansas City. Great guy. Passionate about beer.

Worst. Breath. Ever.

He spends his whole day tasting wort. It's just horrendous. I was in a car with him for 6 hours once. Shattering.

>>13380854
imagine how it smells between his sweaty hairy ass cheeks. And then he lets out a fart by accident. Poof! right in your face. A wet brrrrrppppttt that is so thick and ripe it almost knocks you out. haha that would be so gross.....

>>13380889
if you tell him he smells be prepared for him to stop liking you. you gotta be subtle about it. leave a stick of deodorant somewhere on his desk or something. make sure he cant find out its you.

>>13381800
Yeah I know. He's a leftie too so I just know he's a grudge holder.

>>13381591
It needs it brotendos

>>13380854
your nose is your own problem, he doesn't have to cater to you

buy a clothespin if it bothers you so much

>>13381812
>""""lefties"""" are the grudge-holders
Lmao, that's why these faggots are running around with confederate flags still butthurt about a war they lost over 150 years ago.

>>13381839
More like the carpet baggers are the ones who are still ass sore.

>>13381836
Except that smell is a direct reflection of that person's hygiene. If you stink, you're dirty.

Also
>if you can smell yourself a little, others can smell you a LOT

>>13380862
>I think that opening ball-valves and lifting 50lb bags of grain 5 times a day is hard work.
There is a difference between working hard and being hygenic, and just not washing your goddamned shirts.
A good indicator of the problem is a long untrimmed beard.

>>13381842
>carpetbaggers
Anon, you may need to sit down for this, but: it's not the 1880s anymore.

>>13381887
Carpet bagging is still a very real thing. Look at Obama, classic carpetbagger.

>>13381964
>Obama
>born in Hawai'i
>came to presidency through politics in Chicago
>appeals to liberals and some moderates, mostly in already-liberal states
>""""carpet-bagger""""
Do you even know what the South IS?

>>13380854
You haven't been out of your basement in 6 months, Faggot.

>>13381978
Temper temper, it's all fun and games my tranny fren.

>>13380854
Individual needs copious amounts of yeast for brewing?

Stop sniffing dudes

just confront him about it. ignore tact. he might have some sort of weird allergy that prevents him from using normal deodorant and just decided it's everyone else's problem, but the least you can do is make him resent you as you resent him

>>13382251
Nah I’ll just reduce the frequency of my visits to the place.

>DUDE RUB YOURSELF WITH DEODORANT MADE FROM SYNTHETIC CHEMICALS AND ALUMINUM POWDER BECAUSE I HATE HOW PEOPLE SMELL
People smell like PEOPLE naturally. They don't (and shouldn't) smell like a car freshener. Deodorant is bad for you, and the entire reason it exists is because of a marketing driven campaign in the 1950's. Stop covering your natural pheromones with harsh synthetic chemicals.
>inb4 hurr durr you smell
Yes, I smell like a human. Deal with it.

>>13382273
Just fucking go when he's not there, you fucking autist virgin.

>>13380854
>My local brewpub’s brewmaster has horrible BO
where do you think all that flavor in his beer comes from?

>>13382280
Why? The beer keeps getting more expensive every year and I can’t stop associating the specific scent of some of my favorite beers there with his BO now.

>>13382278
>people living in north america wearing clothing over their bodies working in buildings should be natural and let bacteria swarm under their sweaty flaps
dude that's a good point

>>13382343
>Dude rub harmful synthetic chemicals on your body because I don't like how people smell!
Fuck off.

>>13381964
HEH HEH YESSIR OBUMMER IS A NIGGER

>>13382355
Incel.

>>13380854
It's the job of his close friends and family. They've failed, but it's not for you.

>>13382355
damn that's wordly knowledge rite thurr

>>13382355
Nobody’s saying this. Just shower daily.

I rarely wear deodorant, only when it’s hot and when I do it’s that Weleda all natural herbal spray on stuff, and I don’t smell.

Why do vegans like you always assume people are using the least healthy options? Makes you seem like a precious little retard.

>>13382361
I hardly see how that logically follows, but women aren't very intelligent so I can understand your lacking wit.

>>13382359
No, he’s an Indonesian Jew.

>>13382371
>Nobody’s saying this. Just shower daily.
The worst-smelling person I know showers three times a day.

>>13382377
That’s not a real actual woman anon, don’t let the estrogen pill fueled madness fool you.

>>13382371
>Why do vegans like you
This massive projection only reveals your own ignorance.

>>13382384
I miss the Internet before trannies became a thing =[

>>13382381
There’s no need to lie on the Internet, tranny.

>>13382379
hehehehe the jews did 10/12

>>13382381
>The worst-smelling person I know showers three times a day.
It's probably BECAUSE he showers 3 times a day. If you strip your natural oils off your body it really fucks up your sin biome.

>>13380862
Mechanic here. Popped in here cause there's a fat general service kid that stinks all the time don't want to tell him. Deodorant will stop almost all smell of sweat, nobody else in my shop stinks. Mechanic isn't the most physical job, but I also do tree work on the side. We're dehydrated and out of juice by the end of the day every time. We don't stink like that.
Problem is deodorant. Idk why guys skip it but they should know. So fuck you

>>13382394
Put your malformed dick away, retard, I'm not even part of your shit-flinging party here.
He has some glandular issue and legitimately smells like he's never showered in his life 20 minutes after getting out of the shower.

>>13382281
His grundle.

>>13382418
Wow so your anecdote was more of the exception which proved the rule. That’s completely unexpected.

>>13382418
Did you towel him off after his shower? If so, show pics of feet.

>>13382479
It got you all to stop acting like retards, didn't it? Feels like success to me.

Offer to help him clean up

>>13380854
Find out where he lives and throw bars of soap through his window.

>>13382407
If it bothers you, why don't you tell him? I'm an engineer and I do shower, great assumptions there, but I also work with people who don't. Pretty sure the guy doesn't even brush his teeth. Do I care enough to tell him? Fuck no, he does good work and is a funny guy. I'm not around him all day so I don't give a fuck. If someone's lacking in hygiene and it bothers you, fucking tell him you pansy.

>>13381836
What is this from?

>>13382632
All it did was prove that you're not capable of connecting cause with effect.

>>13382709
Gugaru-Tan: The Image of Reversal Quest

>>13382709
https://youtu.be/0nEJi6pgrp0

>>13382711
>take a shower everyday and you'll smell good
>this guy does and smells bad
>ur lieing tranny!

You can move the goalposts to kentucky for all I care.

>>13381839
If I didn't fight in a war, I didn't lose it.

>>13380854
Probably a medical condition.. even after a shower my uncle smells like rotten meat

>>13382758
>implying I know he showers every day or said this in the thread
you ARE a lying trannie

>>13381839
based

>>13382715
?

>>13382723
Interesting. Thanks.

>>13382371
I guarantee u still stink. I hooking up with a Pakistani girl for awhile and she would smell like bo by the end of the night.

I asked her once why she didn't wear deodorant, and she was horrified I could smell it. She had no idea. She deepthroated me so hard one time she puked on my dick while she had a finger up my ass. God I miss that stinky little girl

>>13382835
Lying and intentionally misinterpreting things won't make you win.

>>13380854
go to a different brewery?

>>13382890
I think people are quite capable of seeing the tactics on display here. If I said I knew how often the person showered, please link to that comment.

>>13380862
Sweat smells worse as it gets older. The bacteria in certain areas eat the oils your body produces. They then die or poop. Thats what smells bad on people.

There is a reason freash sweat and old BO smell different

>>13381320
Based sick-fuck poster.

>>13383005
And then eventually the natural human bacteria recolonize skin and they stop smelling rank. This takes about two weeks. Strange, but true. Most people are quitters and never attain it. It very well may be that the way we think about soap is wrong.

>>13384338
You fucking stink. Stop being delusional.

>>13384349
I bet you stink. I bet I can smell you from 10 yards. I bet you smell like chemicals and onions with a hint of fishy estrous, anal glands or musk of the wrong species. And you think you smell good. You don't.

>>13381839
You know that the Democrats were the confederates right?
>inb4 they traded party names

>>13381515
I went to school with his daughter. Total fucking cunt

>>13384368
If you come anywhere near my establishment with your hippy funk, I will have Pedro the illegal alien felon toss you out on your flabby vegan ass.
Keep it in mind Moon Wind, you reeking fuck.

>>13380862
>i'm a big working man hurr durr we honest folk are supposed to smell like literal shit
Shut the fuck up and take a shower
It's fucking awful working with you fat disgusting fucks, having to deal with the stench of rotting meat and old piss on top of all the work shit.
Repulsive cunts.

>>13382773
Yeah some shitbirds already lost it for you: your were literally born a loser.

>>13385001
Spoken like a true Whig party fop.

>>13381839
Based, poltoids seething

>>13382773
>watches anime
>whines about a war his faggot ancestors fought over their right to exploit and import millions of niggers for cheap labor and then lost
>now visits racist forums thst validate his existence
Top cringe

>>13380854
Most of the times, when people think someone else's body odor is bad it comes from the clothes not drying properly. When clothes are moldy they will reek forever. Had a fellow at work that reeked like that, poor bastard just never learned how to dry out his clothing properly and everyone around him just kept talking about how much he stank the office up.