/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13373287
Cook for yourself then retard

Just dump her, anon. A woman who can't cook is not suitable for building a relationship

>>13373287
You bought her a thermometer as her birthday present? Maybe she's doing it deliberately

Pre-cook the food before she has a chance to even see the ingredients, and then tell her it's some special food item or something. She doesn't seem like the type to know that kind of stuff anyways.

>>13373287
Are you guys not eating the same food? If so surely she's also shitting her brains out? Surely she knows it's a problem in that case, and if she isn't shitting her brains out consider maybe your weak ass intestines are the problem.

>>13373287
She needs to dump you. What's her email? I'll treat her right.

She’s poisoning you deliberately, dumbass (a particularly female form of murder).

>>13373287
I get so sick of incompetent women let me give you some personal insight on the matter.

I've been with my wife for 10 years now. We met in high school, and I got her pregnant.
She is and always has been a lazy person and a shit cook. I wouldn't even mind eating shit food if she at least made it on time. But she rarely did.

We'd get into screaming arguments constantly about how lazy and worthless she was. I felt like an asshole for it, but goddamn she was a real piece of work. The only reason I dealt with all this was for the kids, and also because the sex is great.

But one night, I got fed up. Not only did she get drunk, neglect the kids, and made me top Ramen for dinner, but she decided to give me attitude too. She was being real fucking bitchy. So I told my grandparents to keep an eye on the kids and told my wife we were going to go out and have dinner together. I drove maybe 3 blocks to a quiet area (we live in Oregon, it's not hard to find a quiet field) and I got out of the car, went around like I was going to open her door for her and let her out, and I just kissed her on the cheek. After a few kisses, I told her I loved her deeply but she is such a disappointment. She started crying and whimpering and couldn't speak, so I kissed her again. Then I asked her what she wanted to do. She finally got smart and said she wanted to get her act together. So I took her home and told her this would be the beginning of a new life for both of us. I even handed her my cellphone and dialed her mom's number on the drive home. I made her talk to her mom, promising to a third party that things are going to be better from now on.

Before that incident, I had never shown her the affection she had craved. But I had always wanted to. I told her "I'm not comfortable with showing my feelings."

All my meals have been on time, and she just recently tried to make a meatloaf. It was mediocre, but I was just thrilled that she tried.

Do with this information what you will.

>>13373447
Not based. Women need and deserve corporal punishment.

>>13373473
Hey, if it works, it works.

>>13373287
Maybe you aren't sucking her dick good enough at night?

>>13373287
Why don't you just cook yourself if it's such a big deal

>>13373287
Take a food safety corse together and get certified. Pretend like it’s something you’ve always insanely wanted and your greatest dream is she does it with you. A fun adventure and something you always wanted to do. Here in the States its ServSafe and it’s a few hundred bux

>being a well donelet
Pathetic.

op has IBS and wants to brag about having a girl mooch off his neet bux

>>13373287
>she still undercooks almost everything

Yeah it's time to leave, fuck her she is clearly retarded

>>13373295
Why would you allow a Woman to cook for you in the first place, If you are tired and want something mediocre ask a woman to cook it, if you want something delicious, complex and well cooked you should do it. Men are superior in everything, even cooking.

>>13373447
>We met in high school, and I got her pregnant.
You get what you deserve anon. I hope its works out.

>>13373287
We get it you have a girlfriend who cooks for you. Congrats. No need to brag.

>>13375313
dipshit

>>13373447
Copypasta.

>>13373447
Based and wholesome pilled

>>13375313
have sex incel

>>13373287
It's very unlikely to get food poisoning from undercooked meat, unless she also leaves it out of the fridge overnight.

>>13373287
Save a little bit of what she serves you and have it tested for poisons.

>>13373287
This is why you never date cis women. They can't do anything right. At best the cooking is mediocre, at worst it kills you

>>13373295
Neither me or my GF can cook for shit but we find fun in throwing random shit together and hoping for the best.
It tastes like shit most of the time but it's a fun experience.

>>13378014
i threw up in my mouth reading that

>>13375650
Maybe she's taking poops and not washing her hands and infecting OP with e. coli

>>13378053
But why

>>13378014
How hard do you think it is? Even when I'm absolutely lazy and fucked for ingredients, I'll season up some hamburger, brown it, drain the grease, add some canned diced tomatoes to the pan, and heat up some canned green beans and corn with salt and butter for more veggies.

>>13373447
Kek I was expecting the other pasta

>>13373329
the doctor says I have a little bitch stomach. his words, not mine

>>13373447
I've seen this one before

>>13373321
>tell her it's some special food item or something

>>13375095
Jesus christ can you imagine if you were in a relationship and someone wanted to make a date of what's essentially certification for a minimum wage job?

>>13375231
Stop trying to get OP to cheat on his retarded gf with you

>>13378102
People from /ck/ hate even thinking about food. He probably gagged because you forgot to complain about some variety of brown people in your post.

>>13373287
rape her next time she fucks up

>>13373287
>the gf
This sounds retarded. Why do people say this?

>>13373447
as a lazy piece of shit myself, I can tell this is a larp because she didn't go back to the old ways after 2 days

>>13373447
i feel like ive read this exact thing before but instead it was her getting beaten the shit out of