/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13362655
Try cooking the eggs and toast separately

>>13362658
Well then it's not an egg in the basket you silly epic reddit troll XD

>>13362659
Unironically kys

>>13362663
Ironically kys

>>13362658
I hope your mother dies of cancer though

>>13362655
Maple syrup and butter

>>13362655

toast the bread in the pan with butter
add dab of butter in hole
add egg
flip is you want
toast hat separately in pan
wala!
pro tip: it's easy to over cook the eggs, so unless you liked overdone eggs, keep an eye on it

>>13362655
>Do I add unions and garlic?
stay away from the Teamsters

>>13362655
you could look up a recipe

>>13362655
Start by removing your keyboard and computer, you boring cunt.

>>13362655
Use brioche
Butter
MSG

Just do eggs and bread the Surly King way instead.

>>13362655
its like this new breed of pussy soyboys go out of their way to see how fucking gay they can make things.
eggs and toast
>le eggs an basccit
i mean how do you feel making this? you have to feel like an emasculated faggot. you are one.
>>13362663
best advice in this thread
go fucking kys OP

I once made eggs in a basket with pizza when I was hungover. Was good as fuck.

>>13366016
poor bait is poor

>>13366016
>classic fun dish
>OMG SO FAGGY YOU FAGS SOY SOY

What's it like being so obsessed that everything you see makes you rage over gay people?

its fun if youre 5 or making it for a child. making this after DUDE WEED and eating it while watching your rick an morty on netflix in your biopod is fucking gay. its childish.
>>13366044
>>13366051
>not understanding gay doesnt mean goo gobbling
gays obsessing over the definition of gay is the epitome of gay
>paula poundstone is a convicted pedophile.
>also gay
yep checks out

>>13366068
or y'know you just nostalgia for childhood when everyone you loved was still alive and actually gave a shit about you. before you grew up and people started dying or just being shit to you

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>>13362655 (OP)
its like this new breed of pussy soyboys go out of their way to see how fucking gay they can make things.
eggs and toast
>le eggs an basccit
i mean how do you feel making this? you have to feel like an emasculated faggot. you are one.
>>13362663
best advice in this thread
go fucking kys OP
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Anonymous 12/14/19(Sat)10:53:52 No.13366041▶
I once made eggs in a basket with pizza when I was hungover. Was good as fuck.
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Anonymous 12/14/19(Sat)10:55:10 No.13366044▶>>13366068
>>13366016
poor bait is poor
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Anonymous 12/14/19(Sat)10:59:38 No.13366051▶>>13366068
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>>13366016
>classic fun dish
>OMG SO FAGGY YOU FAGS SOY SOY

What's it like being so obsessed that everything you see makes you rage over gay people?
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Anonymous 12/14/19(Sat)11:05:53 No.13366068▶>>13366077
its fun if youre 5 or making it for a child. making this after DUDE WEED and eating it while watching your rick an morty on netflix in your biopod is fucking gay. its childish.
>>13366044
>>13366051
>not understanding gay doesnt mean goo gobbling
gays obsessing over the definition of gay is the epitom12/13/19(Fri)18:23:48 No.13362655▶>>13362658 >>13362928 >>13362991 >>13364131 >>13364136 >>13365972 >>13366016
How do I make the egg in the basket NOT taste like shit? Do I add unions and garlic?
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Anonymous 12/13/
>paula poundstone is a convicted pedophile.
>also gay
yep check ou9:33 No.13362679▶
>>13362663
Ironically kys(Fri)18:34:06 No.13362700▶
>>13362658
I hoies of cancer though
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Anony19(Fri)19:19:16 No.13362928▶
>>13362655 (OP)
Maple syrup and butter
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>>13362655 (OP)

flip is you want
toast hat separately in pan
wala!
pro tip: it's easy to over cook the eggs, so unless you liked overdone eggs, keep an eye on it

>>13362655
wait your supposed to cook the middle piece too? I usually just bite it out of the bread before I chuck the bread in the pan

>>13366077
so you want to act like a child.
an adult does not eat breakfast.

>>13366092
whatevs, go back to your black coffee and cigarette

>>13366085
Subtlety anon. Bait needs finesse.

>>13366068
I'm not the one obsessing over the definition of gay though. I think it's funny other people are turning this into a gay thing. I only ever had it on Sunday brunches with grandparents or the like. It was just a fun thing to make. But now guys like you see it and flip your lid because it seems like the sort of thing gay people would like... You don't get how this is funny?

>>13366149
you still dont get gay vs being gay.
the toast is gay (stupid) and you are gay (skin flutist)
those are not the same gay

>>13362663
Kys

>>13366318
Geepers creepers. Well sure, the term gay as used to refer to homosexual men comes from the word gay meaning light and jovial. But if you're using it in the old school sense then yeah I'm happy to eat a gay egg dish. It's fun and jolly and gay as the day is long and aferward I might go smoke a fag to make the morning complete.

>>13362655
Just cook it. If it tastes like shit, YOU DID SOMETHING OTHER THAN THAT.

It's literally not possible to fuck this dish up.

>>13366471
This is what I'm thinking, holy shit. Do you like eggs and toast? If yes then it's tasty. If yes and you made it and it's gross then you suck.

Who would do this
Why would you do this
Just put the egg on the bread
It's not hard

>>13362655
i use a smaller hole; gatorade cap size preferably so it cookes on the toast for the most part. otherwise you suck at making it or your tastes suck because this is fucking delicious.

>>13362655
Do you like bread and eggs? Buy better ingredients maybe. Add wahtever the fuck you want.

>>13366016
>getting this worked over eggs and bread

I eat these 3 days a week, here is how you fucking do it.
>Good bread, not shitty white bread.
> Get some rye or sourdough. if you don't like either of those, you're 10.
>whatever the fuck kind of eggs you want.
>Organic, factory, free range, quail, it doesn't fucking matter.
>you gotta eat the eggs
>mayonnaise, salt, pepper.
>use seasoning salt/other meme salts if you want to mix it up
>Preheat pan, cut shape out of bread
>I use a star because the retards at work think its a pentagram and it made them stop stealing my food.
> spread mayo on one side of bread, place may side down in pan
>give it about 20 seconds, put a very small dab of mayo in the bread hole
> crack your egg into hole, immeditly add salt and pepper
>I like to crack the yoke, if you want a whole yoke, just don't fuck with it.
> put mayo on the shape you removed from the bread and find a spot in the pan for it
>3ish minutes later pull it all out
>add ham, cheese, whatever the fuck you want on top if desired.

Bone app the teeth

>>13366678
Wow bro thats super fucking epic cool bro

im gonna fucking call up my fucking mom and fucking tell her about this epic recipe I just fucking read

please take all my upvotes!!!!

fuck yeah!!

>>13366766
Anon I’m with the national autism identification center, and I’d like to speak with you about your posts in this thread

>>13362655
try using a real basket

>>13362655
plenty of butter on both sides of the bread. Get the butter all the way out to the edges. Put the bread in first, and get it pretty toasty before you crack the egg in. Only cook the egg enough on both sides to keep it contained; it should be pretty runny if you want good flavor. Season with salt and a lot of pepper. It will taste awesome.

>>13366016
This dish was around long before reddit, zoomer. Mom's used to make these for their kids as a treat. So fuck off and die.

>>13366766
This is how I eat my eggs. how dat make u feel wh**e boi?

>>13366766
I regret trying to help you, you stupid nigger

>>13366766
Do you rejects accuse each other of being from reddit to try and fit in? Or are you some dumb kid that got messaged this "neat site" by your friend along with some shit from iFunny?

Post some eggs or fuck off.

>>13362655
I honestly have trouble with the whites running everywhere before they've started cooking. If I turn up the heat to stop this from happening, the bread will burn before the eggs can be done. What am I doing wrong? Overly sugary bread? Not enough oil?

scromble the egg, bread toasted lightly.
wa la

>>13367845
probably the sugary bread thing, even on max heat it tends to take me a few minutes to actually char my bread. or maybe you just need to press your bread down into the pan so there aren't any gaps for the egg to seep out? a little leakage is okay but it sounds like youre losing the whole egg or something

>>13369969
>scrambled egg in the basket
what are you, a caveman?

>>13366678
>autistic about bread choice but doesnt care about the quality of the eggs
>mayo instead of butter
>cuts his bread into a star just to be unique
>breaks yolk
>look mom I swore in my recipe, am I cool yet?
jesus fucking christ

>>13366678
haha, he used the word "fuck" so many times when writing out the recipe, so awesome lol!!

>>13362655
Lots of pepper, decent amount of salt, butter the bread on both sides, let the bottom half cook a little, dump egg, flip when ready, let it sit egg side down for about 7 seconds or so, ready to eat.

>>13366766
It's a cooking forum you shithead. What did you expect people to be talking about?

>>13366678
just tried this. it was pretty good. i added bacon and onions on that bitch. boy. set that motherfucker off

I have to make eggs and toast in a unique fashion because I'm such a quirky girl! xd

>>13362655
Why would you even bother with making an "egg in a basket"? Is this an epic instagram/twitter meme I'm unaware of?

>>13372059
It's an election tourist. Don't acknowledge it and maybe it'll go back to its christfag memes discord channel.

Use an onion to keep the egg round, then make sandwich.

>>13364131
kek