/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Are you taco bell anon?

Every time I order Little Caesars and want Crazy Bread I make sure to escalate my voice a little.
>Hey, can I get a medium with pepperoni, some ranch, and some CRAAAAZY bread?

>>13339244
>just pepperoni
>no stuffed crust
>no crazy crust
Life's been pretty rough lately, motel-anon?

Nobody cares

>>13339275

I do.

>>13339244
It's a lot better than that Bullshit you've been ordering. I wish I had some little caesars

>>13339244
OP i’m sure you have a nice, decent life, but do you dream of anything more? It’s the owners of companies who get the profits, not the slaves.

>>13339244
You got them to deliver?

>>13339321
Well, I wanted to be a writer when I first got to college. But my parents scared me into a physics major that, by the fourth year, I absolutely hated. Too late to change directions at that point so here I am, working in IT.

>>13339261
It’s Michigan accountant pizza hotel guy on a business trip

I will add that Crazy Bread is to Little Caesars as French fries are to McD's.

>>13339244
I was I cared little enough about how I feel about my body to eat like this, I very much envy you

>>13339333
That’s interesting. I wanted to be a writer too, and went to law school as a fallback. I wrote 2 novels. It turns out I have no talent as a writer, so I’m a lawyer. You are probably better off where you are.

>>13339350
Well why do you care about it?

>>13339353
I mean, I make pretty good money, and am a lot more fortunate than millions of Americans, but I have no true passion for my work. I suppose that’s a fair trade-off. I’m guessing you have more passion for the law than I do for IT

>>13339333

these trips are pretty badass whether you check them or not

>>13339365
Too self conscious, also get very physically uncomfortable when I start to get fatter

>>13339244
FUCKING BASED! I love hotel pizza and orange soda guy.

>>13339261
Fuck you. That fat drunk asshole is cringe and gay.

>>13339244
>40 pizza's in 30 days
>going between hotel's constantly

You can't hide Papa Johns, I know this is you.

>>13339261
Haha Taco Bell fatty never leaves his zip code. Also all of his pictures have a file name starting with T B

>>13339244
based lc is delicious

>>13339283
absurd... trying the peddle in heels

>>13339571
3D women are literal retards, what did you expect?

>ranch

>>13339244
How? Did you take a lash to the employees to get properly-made Crazy Bread?

>>13339547
I miss traveling jobs where you get a daily stipend for food and you live in hotels and order room service or go to the local shopping areas to but chilis or tgif

so to be a popular /ck/ personality you just need to purchase fast food and take a photo of it? Interesting, I might try it myself

>>13339244
Lil ceasars is top notch IMO. Their marinara sauce is delicious.

>>13341140
Me too, I travel at least once a month but I don't just eat fast food and I don't take pictures of my food like some attention whore. So I guess it wouldn't work.

>>13339244
American pizza is disgusting. Have some self-respect.

>>13339244
>Thought I'd change it up a bit this week.
What's the ranch for? You're not one of those people, are you?

>>13339263
3 for free is that you?

>>13339244
Do Americans Really?

>>13339244
grab the cheesy jalapeno dip next time my friend.
good choices in general though

>>13342379
They had a whole bunch of dips on the counter, I did look for the cheesy jalapeño but it was nowhere to be seen

>>13339244
i actually quite like these threads a lot.

>>13339283
Plz eat something bb. I don't want you dying in my car with that look on your face.

>>13339263
>medium
No you don't, they don't sell mediums.

>>13339333
Those trips demand you write, anon. At least as a hobby.

>>13342985
Honestly their large is anyone else’s medium

>>13343192
Not from dominos or papa johns.

>>13342985
Maybe it's different for some stores because mine has some mediums.

>>13339244
Is that some piping hot little cesars??

>>13339244
Avw, Trve to Ceasar

>>13342985
Mine does

>>13343769
Wrong.

>>13343873
Does not.

Thoroughly based.

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>>13339244
That is what depression looks like.

>>13344009
Stop being autistic.

>>13344156
not an argument.

How much do you weigh?

>>13339571
pedal

>>13344032
accurate

>>13339244
Little Caesars has always fought for racial justice so I'm always fond of them and have a spot for them when I'm away from home.

>>13344253
There is no argument you're just objectively wrong about something.

>>13344029
with your luck, he'd probably end up in battle creek

>>13339244
Just for you?

>>13339244
Eat healthier

>>13339244
Little Caesars is the best cheap pizza that exists.

>>13345062
Too greasy

>>13345127
It's fucking pizza, what do you expect?

>>13345131
But it has oil dripping from it even compared with other pizza places

>>13339275
I also care!

>>13339333
checked

everyone wants to be a writer. almost no one is a good writer

>>13345152
pizza hut is a million times worse in this regard

>>13345062
Too bad they're incapable of preparing edible crazy bread though.

>>13345645
It's a pain in the ass.

>>13345686
What is? That Little Caesar's is literally incapable of making food or are you claiming that making hot bread with some cheese sprinkled on it is hard?

>>13345731
The process is stupid. You have to flatten out a ball of dough in this machine, but you have to adjust it first because it's never on the right setting. Then stretch it into a rectangle, which is the actual hard part because it's elastic so it just goes back to it's original shape (this is why it's always shitty because nobody cares enough to get it right). Then you cut it into strips with a pizza cutter.

>>13345759
That's not why it's shitty. It's shitty because it's cold, hard and they always put too much butter on it and no cheese.

>>13345770
Ask them for a fresh one.

>>13345759
I hear you, that shit is elastic as fuck and really stretching to any shape is a pita

>>13345773
My local store has been absolute shit for years. Next time I even consider going in, I'm talking to a manager. Going full fucking karen.

>>13345777
No, a pita would be if it had a pocket in the middle.

>>13345778
>My local store has been absolute shit for years.
Same. They have like 1.5 stars on yelp. I can get a pretty good take and bake across the street for the same price and it's a way better pizza so I quit going to little caesars.

>>13345783
boooo

>>13345796
I'm about to.

>>13345807
For a while the one near me was so bad. They got new owners and they put a lock on the AC controls so it was hot as fuck in there and the dough was fermenting before they could cook it. It was inedible, I threw a whole pizza away. I made them show me the pizza before paying for it and I walked out a bunch of times. I wish I still had a picture, it was gross as fuck.

>>13339333
It's never too late, Anon.

Ah, who am I kidding. It probably is too late. Hope it'll sort itself out at least for one of us.
Cheers.

>>13339244
Half the anons here eat fast food regularly. The fact that you work in a place that sends you to flyover motels doesn't make you interesting. Are you at least saving enough money buying LC's that you can get a hooker, or do you just settle for that bag of crust?

>>13344262
She might also be peddling some wares.

>>13339266
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>stuffed
Why do people fall for this meme?

>>13347001
Because it's fucking awesome?

Mm piza

>>13339333
give story ideas you've written down/outlined.
I've always had movie ideas that i jot down
i've written one screenplay that needs heavily altered if itd ever realistically be created.
Have another outlined that is actually possible budget and people wise but i have no camera-work understanding. Cant look like shit