/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13329636
>implying drunks eat

>>13329636
Femanon here, chocolate

>>13329647
Eating salty food and drinking water helps stave off the inevitable dehydration. Makes binge drinking more enjoyable.

>>13329636
>Don’t handle knives drunk
Coward

>>13329647
>He's never had a kebab with the lads after a big night out on the town

>>13329647
Part of why I gotta control my drinking or at least temper it with cigarettes and cocaine is that I feel like I absolutely must go on an obscene eating binge as well otherwise. I don't understand people who just drink and don't eat. Of course I only drink on an empty stomach because I'm not completely retarded but once I reach my destination it's game over for anything in the fridge.

>>13329717
>the chopped veg in the background being completely ignored
Based.

>>13329655
>>13329636
Actual femanon here, it's best to make a nice quick soup. Sear some beef/pork hocks, shanks, or tail (ox-tail does lovely), throw in some mirepoix (potatoes or turnips if you're feeling *really* hungry), cover with water once meat and veg nicely browned, and skim the fat every time you refill your glass. Pull out the hocks after the water is nice and stocky, chuck in some garlic, a little wine (red, for best results), maybe some kombu if you've got it. Shred the meat off the bones and chuck it in with some thyme and rosemary. Let it simmer and reduce while you get drunk. It'll be warm and nice no matter when you feel hungry, and it's a great way to replenish fluids and electrolytes at the end of the night. Season with salt and pepper to taste. I mean, it's just a soup base, you can do whatever you want with it. You can throw in butter, more wine, and some cream to make a delicious thick soup, or pour it over some frozen gnocchi/tortellini.

It's simple asf and you can keep it on all night.

>>13329717
Those "chips" look sad, I bet they're soft as a sponge and taste like the box

>>13329774
>turnips
Typical 3DPD

>>13329928
i don't get what that has to do with turnips

>>13329732
Yeah just use cocaine anon, it’s totally good for weight control and it definitely has no harmful chemical additives

>>13330148
>imagine not knowing about turnips

>>13330244
they're good??

>>13329636
I never eat when I'm in the mood for a bender. It just slows my roll. If you're going for pure decadence, I'd have to think fried finger foods. Chicken wings, nachos, and loaded potato skins all come to mind. If you're partying with friends, cold cut sandwich bar might be the way to go, or overstuffed hoagies like meatball subs and cheesesteaks.

>>13329774
Femanon is irrelevant, shut the fuck up. That being said, ham hocks are one of the most underrated ingredients to keep in the kitchen, that's a good point. If you make soup or beans at all regularly, you need a ham hock in your freezer at all times.

>>13329774
I don't see soup as a drinking food though. You'll just spill it all over your counter, table, chin, and shirt. and it won't satisfy. For stout drinking, you want protein, fat, and carbs in an easy to handle format: sandwiches, wings, nachos, and burritos.

>>13329732
Just replace the alcohol with all parts cocaine so we get rid of you faster

>>13330283
>protein
Meat and bone marrow from hocks/shanks. You can also start off with a few strips of bacon.

>fat
butter, and like I said, bacon

>carbs
turnips and potatoes


You points make no sense anyway.

>sandwiches
too many moving parts to stack, gets soggy if you don't make it on the spot, do you want to be doing that while wasted? Falls apart easy.

>wings
Sauce everywhere, acid reflux city, also you can sweat out more electrolytes which isn't doing you any favors in the morning.

>nachos and burritos
hugely messy, need to melt cheese, wrap things together in a burrito

>>13329655

>>13329636
Taco Bell, obviously.

>>13329774
Gtfo back to your website and kill yourself

>>13330328
no u

>>13330328
this /is/ my website lol

moobs or gtfo

>>13329732
>Of course I only drink on an empty stomach because I'm not completely retarded
Are you sure that's how it works anon? I don't drink much at all but I can't stand drinking on an empty stomach. I don't need to have a whole meal before or while drinking, but I like to have eaten something substantial. Sounds like you're just screwing yourself over, which ties in pretty well with your cocaine and cigarette addictions.

>>13330348
Ugh roasties deserve the rope

>>13329636
Pizza desu

>>13329636

Any of Chef Johns superbowl recipes

Partial to the Sloppy Dip myself https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQxaT07uB7A

>>13332401
haha wtf why does he speak like that he sounds like an asshole

>>13329717
>those cretinous ultra long pre-cut kebab meat loaf strips coming from a fucking water bath
>that disgusting curry broth
god help us

>>13332107
It's called butcher's twine faggot

>>13332499
I think that’s a speech impediment or a mental defect. Nobody ends every sentence with an upward inflection like that.

>>13329636
ribs, although they do take time but what the fuck does that matter, just drink while they're getting done

>>13332716
>upward inflection
>metro california accent

For as good of a chef as Chef John is, he still has the influence of being surrounded by a bunch of fairies working against his accent.

>>13332710
>butcher's twine tying down bison tenderloin

Bison's what's up, femanon

>>13329647
only real end stage drunks stop eating

>>13333195
Uh oh

>>13329717
goy food

this + whatever dipping sauce/dressing/vinegarette you prefer

>>13333516
>frozen meatballs
Fuck, I usually get the jumbo bag of sirloin meatballs and just heat them in the microwave. Great plain, too.

>>13333195
this
when i was super drinking id think that drinking on an empty stomach was best so id be drunker faster

>>13333517
>sirloin
whoa rich boy

>>13329636
Wings really hit the spot, doesnt get much better

>>13329717
Don't know why, but eating out with the lads after a night of partying and drinking is the most comfiest thing i've ever done. Driving around the city at 1am in the morning, listening to music in the car and talking, looking for a place to eat, finally sitting down and enjoying a meal in the parking lot.

>>13333516
I just discovered frozen meatballs holy shit
-frozenmeatbois inna pan
-pour in some jarred marinara and baste on a simmer
-cut a hoagie roll in half, butter and brown it
10 minute meatball sub. BRUH.

>>13333516
>>13335390
Oh yeah and make sure they're beef, those everykindofmeatballs are fucking disgusting.

>>13335378
On this day, in the year 2019AD, I finally learned what spoilers are meant for.

>>13335394
>talking shit about faggots
OI, OI!

>>13333195
>only real end stage drunks stop eating

>>13329717
>Chippy Curry sauce
Fuck off.

>>13335411
They're an upside down aerofoil to produce down-force giving the car better cornering. Gif was when the pit crew swapped the spoiler around for a joke.

>>13333195

>>13335675
That's not a gif.

>>13335687
Gif was easier to write then WEBM.

>>13329732
You don't understand what it's like to be an alcohol. Often, the drunk doesn't have money for both booze and food, and so chooses booze. When I was an alcohol, I did have money for both, but only consumed whiskey mixed with water. You just lose your appetite as time goes on. But I get what you mean in normal cases. Now when I drink, I just destroy salty and fatty foods. Sweets lose their appeal after drinking so much sugar.

>>13335675
I'm more convinced that race took place in The Zone, and that spoilers are indeed meant as lunch tables.

>>13335697
But you were typing not writing

>>13329636
Make a stew. Made this last night with chicken stock, tomato paste, soy sauce, Worcestershire sauce, roasted garlic, ground jalapeno pepper, black pepper, thyme, bay leaf, celery seed, sausage, potatoes, carrots, pearl onions, all into the pressure cooker for ~30-40 minutes, add peas, mix together, and some cheese on top.

You don't need the same stuff, it's always (seasoned stock) + (veggies) + (meat), for whatever you have.

French fries covered in whatever fatty shit you feel like.

>>13335772
No, no this doesnt add up at all...

>>13329636
Cheap greasy shit for beer, nuts or chocolate nuts for aged spirits, pasta for wine

stouffers vegetarian lasagna party pack

I usually avoid hot food because it gives me indigestion when I drink. I usually don't eat until I'm pissed anyway. Need room for all the liquor I'm about to pound.

>>13338640
Forgot to answer you question.

Make a couple things that you can just put in the oven. Pasta bake, bacon and egg pie, lasagne, pizza.

>>13329636
Unironically breakfast for dinner. Bacon, eggs, buttered toast and a black coffee.

I bought a can of "taco meat" for the lulz on Friday. Coincidentally a couple of the chaps showed up and I made pretty damn good nachos considering I just dumped a bunch of shit on a baking pan. 10/10 will get lit and serve to friends again.

>>13329636
Flatbread with cheese and pizza sauce on it. Fold that shit in half and throw it into a sandwich press. Takes 3 minutes to make, easy to eat, satisfying texture and it's surprisingly low-calorie

>>13329636
Cornichons, silverskin onions and pimento-stuffed olives.