/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13323043
Eat it raw

if you have a meat grinding you can make ground beef.

>>13323043
A buttfuck of meatballs

>>13323043
Stuffed Cheeseburgers. If you don't want to go through the time/trouble of making your own dough just use Pillsbury or something, that'd work. Cook the meat, take it out (drain the grease if you'd like) and put it in a bowl. Mix with whatever kind of Ketchup and Mustard you'd like, then place spoonfuls worth of the mix+whatever small slice of cheese you prefer in a bit of dough and wrap it up. Rinse and repeat, egg wash+whatever else extra on top if you really want then bake until the dough done.

It also involves onions (grilled beforehand with the meat or raw, either works), relish, and some spices but I'd imagine that'd go against your restrictions.

>>13323063
I dont like the idea of worms inside me

>>13323162
Sounds good

>>13323043
Why can't you use anything from plants? Ground beef with no spices sounds bland as fuck

So you're stuck with ground beef and salt... Have fun

>>13323043
>There's a restriction though, I can't use anything that comes from a plant (flour, spices, etc)
Why?

>>13323043
just fry it and eat it
I've been eating a pound of ground beef every day for the past three months and it's honestly going pretty good

>>13323205
>>13323232
Because I dont believe humans are meant to eat plants, I still had health issues eating plants on a healthy diet, but when I removed them they were gone

>>13323239
>I've been eating a pound of ground beef every day
You fry patties?

>can't eat plants
>eats cows that eat plants

>>13323502
So you eat dirt?

>>13323411
gay

>>13324519
Are you mentally deficient?

>>13323502
I get my food to eat plants so I don't have to.

>>13324553

>>13324540
>you eat plants because the cows you eat also eat plants
>you eat dirt because the plants you eat also eat dirt

>>13324553
Based, people need to realize if your food is eating veggies, grass and legumes, you dont need to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UogMcldgxO4

>>13324598
First of, ESL, I'm not the ketard OP.
Second, plants don't eat dirt.

>>13324612
By that logic every animal on earth would live better off meat

>>13323411
Do you have Chrones or something? How can you not eat any plants?

>>13324615
>Second, plants don't eat dirt.
what do you think minerals that plants get in the soil are?

>>13324625
Only those that aren't herbivores

>>13324634
Teeth and gum diseases got cured when I cut plant foods

>>13324709
> Only those that aren't herbivores
So your other statement isn't true then retard

>>13324709
Plants can't eat. Figuratively they can, but they don't consume dirt. They absorb nutrients from it. Do fish drink water? Do cows eat air?it's a dumb line of reasoning.

>>13323043
Make meatballz use steak seasoning/rub on/in these. . Cook french friez. When balls are cooked add water. Add flour or corn starch. Add gravymaster and a bullion cube or two.

Spoo n gravy and
Meatballlz on friez. Ntop wit grated cheddar cheeze

>>13323222
Incestershire sauce o
Goez great wit da groun biff

>>13323043
fuck your restrictions and bake some
lasagna

>>13324824
Isn't lasagna just minced meat, ham and cheese?

>>13324859
jeez, no. what have they been feeding you, anon?

>>13324859
Lmao what?

>>13324886
>>13324980
what is lasagna then

>>13323043
throw an egg, some bread crumbs and some flavour (eg smoked paprika) and mix it into burgers. stick in an oven for 40 minutes. done.

>>13325270
Well it involves sheets of pasta and tomato sauce. People argue about certain cheeses and sauces and stuff, but lasagna has at least pasta sheets in it layered with sauce. They don't have to have meat at all either.

>>13323043
Make a 2lbs burger patty.

>>13323162
>cheeseburgers
retard, the guy said he can't use anything that comes from a plant. That means no flour, which means no bread and no dough.

>>13323043
Beat it up and add salt and eggs. IDK what your gay plant restriction is about but you have a spectrum from burger patty to beefy omelette with these two components.

Just stir fry it and add some salt for flavor.

>>13325473
My pan doesn't physically let me make omelettes

>>13323043
If you can't have anything plantlike with it then fry it up and mix it with sour cream

>>13325722
>sour cream
I don't have access to it, would cream or yogurt be good enough?
That's a weird recipe though, never heard seen it

>>13325737
Where the fuck do you live? Nunavut?

>>13323043
Hash

Fry it hard and fast, draining off the fat and liquids, introduce some boiled hard potato cuts, throw in a tablespoon or two of butter, then cry as it tastes great but a tablespoon or two of salt as well as some fresh pepper would have elevated it to be a great meal

>>13325868
>draining off the fat and liquids
Why would I throw away this nutrition source?

>>13325915
Because it fucks up the browning/Maillard effort, and leads to the cook boiling meats when they should be pan frying them. Reintroduce the juices later on if you want, but initially they should be drained off if you have some cheap ground beef like I grew up with

>>13325929
>fat prevents browning
why are you typing something so blatantly opposite of truth?

looks like ramen, but for a cenobite

>>13324583
ugh

>>13325979
dilate vegan

Chili or meatloaf

>>13323043
Beef smeeth

>>13323043
tacos

>>13323043
Beef chandilou.

>>13323043
The fuck would you need to eat all of it for? Portion off a half pound or so and freeze the rest.

>>13324709
Adaption would mean that there wouldn't be any herbivores left.

>>13325737
Yogurt is an okay substitution

>>13325270
real g's run in silence like lasagna

>>13327011
>The fuck would you need to eat all of it for?
Do you know what micronutrients and bioavailability mean?

>>13323043
Throw it in a pan and eat it fuckface.

>>13328063
>and eat it fuckface
Eat what? the pan?

>>13323411
lmao how’s it feel to be a genetic dead end?

>>13328424
yes

>>13328534
How does it feel being proud of eating food that were given to slaves and in hunter gatherer societies used when there werent enough animals?

>>13323411
Ahhh. So this is a bait thread I see. You'll probably get a lot of replies with this one.

>>13323043
Meat sauce.

>>13328597
>Ahhh. So this is a bait thread I see.
It isnt

>>13328424
You sound like a real bitch boi, you could use some iron.

>>13323043
>American ramen

>>13323043
>I can't use anything that comes from a plant
Have fun eating unsalted meat for the rest of your life meatcuck

>>13323043
Beef Ceausescu.

>>13328839
To be fair salt is a rock so he could still season with that, but nothing else.

>>13328839
>Have fun eating unsalted meat for the rest of your life meatcuck
Salt doesn't come from plants
Have fun getting in one year of a vegan diet, the bioavailable nutrition I get in one day eating a stew of plenty of organ meats such as liver, heart, kidneys, tripes, spleen and intestines, vegan cunt