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I'm making vegan weiners, who wants one?

>> No.13320603

>>13320601
Make your brains into paste via 12 gauge buckshot.

>> No.13320611

>>13320601
I'll have the bigger one and make sure its well done.

>> No.13320613
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>>13320603
What, you don't like eating healthy sometimes? You're triggered by others choosing to eat healthy?
Sounds like you need to be an hero anon.

Also the trick is to put the pickle underneath the dawg if you don't have large buns hehe

>> No.13320614

>>13320601
how do they put the sear marks on it?

>> No.13320617
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>>13320611
I too enjoy big, well done weiners nohomo.

>> No.13320619

The i comes before the e. It's wiener.

>> No.13320624

I actually really like a few of the fake meat hotdogs. They don't tast exactly like a hotdog, but they do taste good. Vegans are too focused on their delusions and think it actually tastes the same and sell themselves short trying to say it tastes just like meat.

>> No.13320625

>>13320601
Femanon here. Vegan weiners are gross.

>> No.13320636

>>13320625
M'lady, this is not a safe thread for you! Please do not read any posts after mine!

>> No.13320638
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>>13320625
Lardass 4chan femanon are gross. Btfo.

Now we add toppings.
Ketchie.

>> No.13320643
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>>13320624
I'm not vegan. I just don't eat nonvegan hotdogs cuz they won't give you cancer like regular hotdogs will. Way healthier.

Spicy mustard.

>> No.13320648
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>>13320624
Also you should try these. They're as close to real hotdogs as I've had. They taste almost exact.

>> No.13320649

>>13320643
Everything gives you cancer these days.

I'll just fucking shoot myself when it finally happens so I can enjoy life now.

>> No.13320658
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>>13320649
You can easily say that as a young adult, but once you have kids, a family, and long-time friends you will likely change your mind. Health is something that rapidly deteriorates once you become sick at an old age.
Any cancer, disease, etc will cause you to rapidly start dying. I see it constantly in the medical field.

Homemade kraut!

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>>13320614
The sears marks was from pan frying. They are smooth and pristine, like my freshly shaven nutsack, prior to cooking them.

Also this will trigger ck/ autism but NOTHING, I mean absolutely NOTHING, beats fresh red onion on a dawg.

>> No.13320688

>>13320638
NOOOOO YOU DIDN'T TOAST THE BIG BUNNERINOS

>> No.13320695

religious fanatics and bigfood/bigpharma shills trying to lure millenials, zoomers, and all-around ignorant and/or lazy people with things like - vegan this and that, keto this or that, carnivore cauliflower, tofu steak, vegan dick, vegetarian fish
just fucking stick to something ffs, be it carb-cotics, real food's food, meat n dairy, but don't weasel your fatass, dickbrain way out with bark pizza while doing lowcarb, or meat made of air while on vegeshit

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>>13320688
Sorry bro. I've tried it before and I like my buns soft like a woman's buns.
>>13320695
You seem like an actual down-syndrome weaponized /pol/ autist bro. Maybe lay off the basket weaving.

Also it was delicious bros. 8/10.

>> No.13320892

>>13320625
This spamming is not funny, trolling, etc and nor is it valid you fat male autist

>> No.13320902

>>13320601
I can honestly say they're significantly less intolerable than most meat ones. I still wouldn't eat one for free.

>> No.13320928

>>13320601
can i suck your wiener?

>> No.13320943
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>>13320928
Post your face, body, and medical history and I will possibly agree.

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>>13320643
>I just don't eat nonvegan hotdogs cuz they won't give you cancer like regular hotdogs will.

>> No.13321247

desu vegan hotdogs are probably healthier than meatgarbage based ones

>> No.13321253

I had "tofu dogs" a long time ago that were good

what brand can I get in the US

they seem too expensive on amazon

>> No.13321280

>>13320643
Dick is healthier than vegan hotdogs, Suck on one.

>> No.13321360
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>eating enough hotdogs to get cancer
>eating enough vegan hotdogs to get cancer

>> No.13321577

>>13320601
Yes please. I actually enjoy vegan hotdogs

>> No.13321641

>>13320683
At the very least if you're talking about eating healthy try to put something that ressembles food down your gob, not this accumulation of overprocessed shit anon. And what happened to these red onions, did you shred the only proper ingredient with your bare hands or something ? That's quite disgraceful.

>> No.13321645

>>13320601
eh ill try one
you got mustard

>> No.13321653

>>13321280
herpes and urine isnt healthy

>> No.13321764

>>13320601
no one wants this

>> No.13321838

My dog's wiener is vegan.

>> No.13321859
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>>13320601
No one

>> No.13322253

>>13321237
Processed meat gives you cancer retard. Read something.

>> No.13322284

>>13322253
Eating pussy gives you cancer. Read something that isn't Blueboy, faggot

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>>13322253
>”Processed meat gives you cancer, but vegetables processed in the same way won’t!”

>> No.13322339

>>13320601
You are heating them up, you don't make them.

>> No.13322362

>>13322326
Correct, and the wojack posting doesn't make it untrue wojack-zoomer.

>> No.13322425

>>13320601
You don't have to make vegans weiners, vegans are already weiners!

>> No.13322438

>>13320601
>who wants one?
your girlfriend doesn't, i know that much

>> No.13322480

>>13320601
"I don't wanna eat processed junk because it gives you cancer". Proceeds to eat processed garbage. Are you just pretending to be retarded?