/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Quiero.

>>13311289
stop posting brads ass in these threads you homo

>>13311277
damn shes getting heavy

>>13311315
based

>>13311277
a room full of adults that can't even eat a full warhead. She is trying to recreate them and didn't hold a single one in her mouth until it was done. Fucking sub human new yorkers

>>13311332
Seething fly-over state poster.

>>13311315
OMG I want to hug jogging pants Claire so fucking bad

>>13311339
defend that behavior

THICC

>>13311315
Just sittin' here thinking about what kind of panties she's wearing under those sweatpants.

>>13311368
I-It's beautiful

>>13311368
WHOA NELLIE!

>>13311289
Damn boy, he thicc!

>>13311368
I'm fucking hard as nails right now

im glad they brought the shota back

@4channel janitors and moderators:

Thank you very much for posting our videos, protecting their threads and bumping them regularly before they 404 and until they reach reply limit.
However, we also already transferred the necessary amount to the 4channel bank account for the premium package. Could we have it pinned to the top soon? Thank you!

Everyone else: Enjoy talking about everything Bon Appétit! Have fun!

>>13311277
>fresh
>claire
pick one

>>13311368
Imagine

>>13311413
wow, did the "oh look it's the daily BA shill waifu thread" guy finally upgrade his pasta?

>>13311413
This shit is so blatantly protected it's not even funny.

>>13311457
it's pretty obvious that these threads are paid and protected shill threads, if you're not completely retarded....jannies even post these threads and bump them

>>13311332
It's because they're adults. Adults don't need to eat edgy sour candy. They do it with hot sauce...

>>13311497
I don't doubt it. But why do you think jannies post these threads? Like, what proof do you have?

>>13311502
You could easily get banned for proving this, for "impersonating 4chan staff".

>>13311550
Yeah, that's why I'm so fascinated with the claim.

why doesnt she loose weight?

>>13311562
>loose

One of the most obvious things about these "claire" videos is that they are ALWAYS paid advertisements for the products she claims to recreate:
Warheads, Starburst, Ruffles, Krispy Kreme, Twix, Cheez-its, Peeps, Reese's Peanut butter cups, doritos etc etc

It's so obvious that even Claire often hates the products, but she gets paid to advertise them, 4channel as well

Jannies and mods are either too dumb to recognize this or they also get paid...what do you think

>>13311579
Janitor is an expressly unpaid position. If anyone's getting paid it's Hiroyuki.

>>13311289
I hate faggots

>>13311315
Yea, she got married.

nasty jewess claire the cow

>>13311579
i think you have autism, my dear.

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>>13311964
I think you even enjoy falling for (((their))) tricks, my dear.

Why would they shill on 4chan? I think it’s just a really popular series for people in their 20s. I have normie friends and coworkers who talk about it all the time.

>>13312001
>da joos!
not helping your case

>>13312051
>Why would they shill on 4chan
take your meds

>>13311368
I want to berry my dick

>>13311277
There's nothing "fresh" about Claire. She's a fat disgusting pig.

>>13311579
Cooking channels were always a normie central with a lot of views. BA has good production value, different series and personalities and they boomed with 'gourmet makes' which are 'the office' series put in the kitchen. If you actually watched them then you know what im talking about.
tl dr; i dont think its some bullshit conspiracy

>>13311368
Omg, I'm gonna go jack off right now, guys

>>13312650
>tenor.png

I think I'm beginning to understand what /a/ means when they say "ironic weeb"

I'd rather watch Randy Santel take it up the ass from some faggot twink than watch that fat whore

>>13312658
Omg, I didn't rename the file. Holy shit, what a travesty. You better put me in my fucking place.

>>13312639
oh yeah sure

>>13311368
I'm COOOOOMING

why does her hair look all oily and unkempt? I'm not gonna let her sit on my face like that.

>>13311368
Imagine the smell

>>13311500
Imagine thnking hot sauce tolerance makes you a grown up

>>13312846
It's because she's a slob, anon.

>>13312850
vinegar, piss, sweat, dingleberries, mustard gas egg farts

>>13312903
also smegma and various vaginal discharge

>>13312903
So.. is it time to start brap posting or?

I bet it smells moldy under her massive jew udders

>>13312912
yes

>>13312921
Ok.
I used to spike my ex-girlfriend's food with spoons of psylium husks so as to increase her flatulence. Afterwards I would find her used knickers and sniff the patch that used to get farted on. I've never known erections so hard. I loved her gentle beef breezes. Or the ones with a hint of turnip. Mix this in with a pungent vinegar tang and you had me wanting to capture a fart, solidify it somehow and make it into a cheesecake so I could have sliced brap on a biscuit base while masturbating.

>>13311374
thicc chicks don't like thongs...they don't feel sexxy in them. likely boyshorts or hipsters. in any case, i want to wear her panties the day after she's worn them.

>>13311315
>getting

I have pretty much completely given up on watching their videos since they went from a nice 10-15m max format to 30-60m. Who the hell wants to watch that.

>>13313089
YT creators are pretty much forced to create longer videos if they want to get recent revenue. Complain towards Google for having such a stupid fucking system.

>>13311315
>getting

>>13313096
It's the opposite. Google's algorithm prefers a ~10 minute video and by all metrics views drop off rapidly the longer a video goes.

>>13312639
>good production value
I've watched a few of those gourmet makes videos. The sound quality is fucking terrible. The person(s) that mix it must be literally retarded.

>>13311277
Looks like a young grandmother

>>13311277
>>13313117
I get annoyed if a video is longer than 10-12 minutes most of the time.

>>13313281
Depends on the video I suppose.
If it's informative and engaging I don't mind an hour or two.
It it's vapid then I don't make it past "WHAT'S UP internet! It's your boy back at it again with another video"

>>13313287
>10 minutes of Claire being minorly annoyed and making a neat little thing
>45m of her complaining about her job and struggling to do simple tasks or use her brain

>>13311315
And that's a good thing!

>>13311387
She almost looks like Barbara Spectre

>can't even swallow pepto

So basically she doesn't swallow cum either.

>>13312893
Sounds like you can't handle the heat, you baby.

>>13311368
Dat ass

>>13311277
Fuck yeah Priya kicks ass in this one. That's my girl.

Claire Claire
Greying Hair
Has the ass of a mare!
Got poor features from her tribe
The khazar milkers did not arrive
Waddles in the kitchen so
Her pudgy shape chunks make blow.

>>13311457
If you dont believe it youre a naive fool. Posts exposing the sponsorship get deleted. Watch

>>13311502
Ads dont pay enough, sponsorship is better. Thats why Ragusea sold out to skillshare as have many others, instead of turning on ads on their vid. Japmoot didnt buy this site to make money off hentia banner ads, thats thin pickings

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>>13311315
>getting

>>13311277
>it's another boring hard sugar episode

>>13312932
My wife says I can’t browse here anymore because of your post.
This is my first time on /ck/ too, I’m from /biz/.

>>13311368
You just know the cameraman did that on purpose, he probably lurks in these threads.

>>13311277
shill shill shill thread

>>13314735
>he never even got to see the king of the egg fort

>>13315849
Our king has been named and he has arrived!

This is officially the first good post in this horrible shill thread.

>>13315853
The eggking is a better chef than all of those jewish faggots from BA combined

>>13311368
Imagine if she did a big wet fart right there haha wouldn't that be gross??

>>13311289
I wonder how powerful Brad's thrusts are.

>>13311500
But she was trying to reproduce the fucking candy as her job that she is fucking paid for.

>>13312639
desu, I have no interest in most of their videos. I don't give a shit about someone making peanut butter cups or whatever. The only videos I actually watch are the ones with Brad because he's usually doing something interesting with fermentation.

We definitely need more Claire Saffitz ass, hnnnnnnnnnghhhh.

OK anon do we think she's an anal slut or does she only like it in her puss

>>13315927
I wonder how far he can shoot a load. I bet it goes off like a shotgun

>>13316515
Dude literally has a ten inch cock so no surprise thrrr

>takes tiny chomps from your dick
I've never had much of these as a kid, honest to god
>unzips another and slobberingly dual wields them
really, these taste - just - amazing
>tries to gourmet your eclair's cream filling

one can dream

>>13316265
But she both recreated the candy and sucked one past the sour so I don't know what your point is.

>>13316563
why am i so hard rn

>>13311289
look at that WAGON

is that kid on the spectrum? the fuck was that freak out

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>>13311315
Revolting Jewish cow

>>13316548
Proof?

>>13311277
>oh god I'm cooooooming

>>13311277
The little bit of gray in her black hair does it for me so much. Same reason Tulsi Gabbard makes me diamonds