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uh oh TEXAS is now BUDAPEST

>> No.13314903

>>13314852
Does it come pre-sliced on a bed of brown paper?

>> No.13314914

what does this mean

>> No.13315054

>>13314914
Texas is Hungary

>> No.13315064

>>13314852
>TEXAS IS NOW #BUDAPEST
>with pepperoni sausage & Edam cheese
How will Americans ever recover?

>> No.13315091
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13315091

Out of the way, plebs. Authentic American pizza coming through.

>> No.13315105

>>13315064
What the fuck is a budapest? Is that a beer?

>> No.13315114

>>13315091
What the fuck. Europe was a mistake.

>> No.13315123

>>13315105
It's what Texas is now, bitch.

>> No.13315131
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>>13315091
>corn
>BLACK BEANS

>> No.13315152

>Edam cheese on a pizza

Just imagine the image of the anime girl vomiting onto her hand.

>> No.13315163

>>13315152
Want.

>> No.13315167

>>13315131
we have surpassed you, boomer

>> No.13315195
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>>13315152
Yes, sir, excellent choice: one 2010 vintage reaction anime girl reaction image.

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>>13315114
We're just getting started.

>> No.13315216

>>13315212
Do americans really eat this? Kek.

>> No.13315219

>>13315212
>Topped with Formed Spiced Beef
what

>> No.13315224
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>>13315219
It's an American thing.

>> No.13315237

>>13315224
I'd probably eat that one, but nacho toppings with no nacho cheese seems weird.

>> No.13315243

Budapest took over Texas?

>> No.13315401
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13315401

szervusz

>> No.13315631

>>13315131
Corn works surprisingly well as a pizza topping.

>> No.13315635

>>13315631
No, it doesn't. I bet you're the same type of ultra-faggot that puts corn in chili.

>> No.13315690

>>13315631
>>13315635
nah he's right, it seriously does, try it sometime

>> No.13315950

B O J L E R E L A D O

>> No.13315991

>>13315131
Calm down, it's kidney beans so it's perfectly american.

>> No.13316530

>>13315105
It's a state in the south of the United States.

>> No.13316905

>>13314852
based. Pizza is only for europeans

>> No.13317126

>>13315123
you will burn in hell for eternity, kike

>> No.13317134

>>13315224
This may be decent if the Fritos are crispy

>> No.13317174

>>13315091
This would do really well with lots of chup

>> No.13317176

>>13314852
i don't understand this marketing.

>> No.13317222

Why is a restaurant in Hungary named after an obscure U.S. town?

https://www.tripadvisor.ca/Restaurant_Review-g274887-d696081-Reviews-Paris_Texas-Budapest_Central_Hungary.html

>> No.13317423

>>13317222
Probably because of the Wim Wenders film also named after the town

>> No.13318186

>>13315631
Are you Korean by chance?

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>>13315224
>>13315212

i raise you this

>> No.13318731

>>13314852
Based Orban

>> No.13318752
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13318752

Le hot dog.

>> No.13318760

yuropoors would rather eat shitty knock off american pizza than gay italian flatbread

>> No.13319016

>>13315105
it's a rare parasite that you get from eating church's chicken.

>> No.13319386

>>13318752
Gross. Why are the sandwiches touching the glass?

>> No.13319395

>>13315091
fucking germans

>> No.13319433

>>13318752
cute

>> No.13319445

>>13318752
>fucking Americans
>we only sell hotdogs with shredded cheese on really shitty looking bread
Most stoners could do better even if they had to make the dough from scratch.

>> No.13319459

>>13315401
Ugy kene egy jo meleg fiupuncit

>> No.13321155
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>>13318752
I raise you

>> No.13321168

>>13321155
Yo these are not okay

>> No.13321170

>>13315091
tex mex is a mistake

>> No.13321189

>>13321155
No way.

>> No.13321197

Oi m8 wot's this i hear about Texas n Budapest m8 absolutely huge if true

>> No.13321307

>>13321168
>>13321189
Where the fuck is this shop? I've never seen anything so stupid for sale in a while. Must have been a joke or such.

>> No.13321311

>>13321307
>>13321189
>>13321168
>>13321155
>The baguettes are being sold at Channings Newsagents, Longross Court as a way of ‘adding a bit of fun to the shelves’.

>> No.13321320

>>13321307
someplace in Cardiff, was in the news

>> No.13321480

>>13314852
what the fuck
how is pepperoni a hungarian thing? im hungarian and this doesnt make any sense

>> No.13321499

>>13321311
You know what? I reverse my stance and am now on board

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>>13314852
>All my exes come from Budapest

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>>13314852
(Apparently Former) Texan here. What in the Sam Hill is going on?

I woke up the the other day to the smell of smoked paprika outside my porch. Turns out the local smokehouse started servin' some kinda Goulash. When I tried to buy a bowl for lunch they told me they turned down my goddamn money. They only took somethin' called a "forint". Lotta military men around town uprooting English signs and replacing them with some funny speak. I came up to one of them, who was busy painting over the T and E in Texas and tried asking him if this was all some kinda April Fools joke come early. He just looked right at me with confusion in his eyes. Didn't seem like he understood a lick of what I spoke.

"Texas is Budapest now." he said in some garbled tongue before turning back to his paint job. I tried further pressing but his buddies did not take kindly to my inquiries and held their rifles out to my face. I split right outta there. I tried calling my brother out in Oklahoma a bit later, but the operator let me know that I apparently hadn't purchased any international plan.

If anyone is out there, please, help me make sense of all this. My neighbors down the road hasn't been seen in days. They turned his ranch into a goddamn thermal bath, and there's been fat, half-naked Hungarian men in and out of there since. I think this here pizza box holds some sort of key to answering this. There isn't much time before they come for me ne

Hú, álmos vagyok. Jó éjszakát. Éljen a Magyar!