/ck/ - Food & Cooking

i drink a tallboy on my ride into work everyday
and 4 more tallboys while i'm there

>>13298333
Fuck off to /r9k/, you're on the cooking board, you incel shit

>>13298350
I have worked while buzzed, but I'd never drive if I'd had any.
I'm an RN

daily reminder you aren't really anonymous here on this website.

I never understood the big deal anyway, I'm allowed to have two beers at the bar and drive home but I can't have two beers in my car while I am driving home?

I'm a professional driver anyhow and people are so up my ass about drinking and driving anyway so I never do but whatever. Yes, I'm a better driver than you.

>>13298360
i have a breathalyzer keychain so i can try to keep it under ;)

I did and I almost kmsed
Not worth it
I don't even care that I almost died, the remediation really opened my eyes to how many families have been destroyed by this

>>13298333
Do Americans really drink and drive?

>>13298333
I have driven on benzos because I have anxiety, but my doctor says it’s okay so long as it’s I’m alert

>>13298362
Do you think the local police are gonna bust in your door and arrest you on an old unsubstantiated DUI charge for some shit you posted on 4chan(nel)?
Because I have personally driven fairly intoxicated several times and regretted it. Never again.

I got really drunk, went to Taco Bell, and on the way back home I crashed onto the train tracks. My car was totaled and my license got revoked for 1 year and I ended up paying over $10,000 in fees before I was able to get my license back. This was also only my FIRST offense, so this is lenient compared to a second offense.

I would highly not recommend drinking and driving it's just not worth the consequences. I didn't even get to eat my Taco Bell.

I’ve had a road beer before
Never would post a pic on fb like a fucking retard tho

I shouldn’t be behind the wheel anyway so it doesn’t morally make a difference

>>13298389
>I didn't even get to eat my Taco Bell.
pic related

>>13298389
That's better than me. I was really over the limit so I got hit harder

>>13298386
no, but it's just something to keep in the back of your mind. if mods are able to report posts to the F.B.I if they feel something said here is potentially dangerous, then by no means is this place truly anonymous.

Sometimes when I buy either liquor or wine, I will open it on the way home and take a few swigs.

>>13298399
Yea, it varies by state. Where did you get yours?

>>13298404
Can't you just fucking wait until you get home?

>>13298397
lmao

>>13298333
I used to do this like once a week, but stopped when I realized you actually don't even need to get in an accident to get stopped by a cop.

Do I drive after a single drink? All the time.
Do I ever drive drunk? Never.

The zero tolerance thing is really just because you can't trust a whole population to understand the nuance of "moderation" so they go all out. In reality you can easily take the wheel after a glass of wine with dinner and a small spirit as a treat afterwards with no measurable effects in terms of reaction time.

Of course if you were to be so honest you'd have a slew of dipshits knocking back 3/4th of a whisky bottle and telling themselves they're all good.

>>13298333
I refill beer bottles with water and conspicuously drink from them while driving to shock people. I've been pulled over by the police a few times, and it's hilarious when they find they can't pin anything on me.

ITT: people getting arrested

I did a few times like 8 years ago.

>>13298442
t.bootlicker

>>13298389
>>13298399
These feel fake to me. Like DARE representatives are being paid to post here.

>>13298333
drinking and driving doesn't kill. drinking BEFORE driving is the problem. Chances are you'll be at your destination before the alcohol kicks in if you just start while driving.

>>13298540
Fuck you fagot. Drink and drive and see what happens. I lost my job and got into such a deep depression that I have only begun to pull myself out of it. The state will fuck you up the ass if they catch you drinking. Go find out for yourself if you don't believe me.

>>13298412
>Can't you just fucking wait until you get home?
This is like the alcohol version of abstinence-over-safe-sex education. Everything is safe under the right circumstance. They don't teach kids that, because they don't trust dumbasses (not implying you are) to handle that responsibility. Especially kids.

There's nothing wrong with a few swigs of wine then going for a drive. Millions of people do this every single day. You actually drink less in the car than you do at the bar you were in beforehand. It's not like you're chugging the bottle from the cupholder or doing shots on the dash. He was just tasting it.

>>13298555
>The state will fuck you up the ass if they catch you drinking.
Well, sure, they gotta get paid and they can only raise taxes on cigarettes and beer so much. They gotta supplement that with "fines" in excess of thousands of dollars for doing something that is relatively harmless compared to what you were doing 10 minutes before you got in the car.

There are only two pieces of furniture in my livingroom.
A small sofa, the kind that, theoretically, seats two, and a coffee table.
On the table is my laptop and a plastic mixing bowl that I sometimes need when I throw up.

The hardest part of the day is the morning, which can be any time between 5 AM and 2 PM, because I wake up both hung over and in withdrawals. I can fix both issues with a glass of vodka from the freezer of course, but I need to keep it down. Not easy when you're that nauseated.
I have lost too many keyboards to count to vodka shooting out of my mouth and nose because my body was violently rejecting it, not understanding that it needed that medicine, and two laptops.
Even when I was spewing violently into a barely one month old laptop my biggest worry was the vodka I was wasting.

I don't have a car.

>endangering others because you can't control yourself
DUI fags should be executed

>>13298559
It’s common knowledge a dui is the end of your life

>>13298403
Genius post, genius. You fill out a google captcha with each post and think the gook isn't selling data on top of it.

>>13298577
DUI fags are usually drunk before they even get in the car. It's usually unrelated to drinking while driving. That's not to say drinking while driving is okay, just that it's illogical to put such heavy blame on it. I still wrap the tops of my bottles in duct tape and put them in the trunk before transporting them. But I don't agree with that being necessary.

>>13298587
That poster has been warned, but he wants to get cute, so now he gets to learn the hard way.

>>13298529
Driving blackout drunk is dangerous, and should be illegal.

>>13298540
I got a dwi after hitting a car. Luckily nobody was hurt. My insurance company had to pay 30k to the other driver and passenger. But they were illegal and didn’t want to testify. I hired an excellent attorney (I went to the same law school so he charged me 75% of normal price but I still payed $7500). Had a .022 bac. It was the worst year of my life going to court for that while also hoping the partners at the firm I worked at didn’t catch on. Turned out the cop who did my field sobriety test (my lawyer thought I didn’t look drunk in it and wanted to put me on the stand) later assisted in a hit job on an armored vehicle. So he couldn’t testify. State dropped the charges since my lawyer kept dogging them.

Don’t drink and drive. I have not since. I call Uber, Lyft, or a cab. Worst decision I ever made was drinking and driving.

>>13298634
>But they were illegal and didn’t want to testify.
Yet you still had to pay them 30K? How the hell does that work?

>>13298333
pfft no, but my dad had me drive him home once after he and I had been smoking on some blueberry yumyum that had been muled across the states from California. we were shootin' an AK-47 in the backwoods eatin' some thanksgiving dinner at this girl's place who has tits you would kill a man over. it was alright. i should have fucked her brains out that night she came into my room at 2am after work.

>>13298333
>Trips checked
Never much of a road soda guy. Sure, once or twice in my early 20s, back in the early 90s when we rode dinosaurs to work. I did, however, smoke a shit-ton of weed behind the wheel. If the trip was more than about an hour and I wasn't going to work or visiting family, I was very very high.

>>13298634
Hahaha, that was a good fucking read.
Fake and gay, but nonetheless.

>>13298650
That sounds like a pretty great Thanksgiving. Weird that you thought about boning your mom though.

>>13298389
¡Live más!

>>13298656

>>13298651
>I did, however, smoke a shit-ton of weed behind the wheel.
This is my life right now, I’m always high behind the wheel, I have a separate designated car bong. At this point my tolerance is so high you can’t tell I’m high by looking at me so I’ve been pulled over and passed cops checking my eyes with a flashlight. I’ve also figured out how to smoke without making any smell, you just have to hit all the weed in one go, don’t let any smoke rise off the top of the bowl or leave any in the bong take it all into your lungs, hold it for just at least 5 seconds then breath out through a substrate like a towel or your shirt collar in a pinch.

My body turned cold for one whole second, I thought those were pictures of me.

>>13298541
That myth has been BUSTED. Effects are had on reaction time within minutes.

>>13298680
> I thought those were pictures of me
>t.ugly mother fucker

>>13298684
But your not downing 4 shots of Everclear all at once while driving. It will take you about 15+ minutes to finish that 12oz beer unless your really determined. So the actual effects of the entire beer won't kick in until 30 minutes after you started it, realistically. That's not what's going to get you drunk. It's the 8 shots of Jim Bean you had at the club before-hand.

>>13298333
My old boss would brown bag one on his way home after drinking five or six in front of use before he left. All day long if I stopped working for a second and made a joke or something he would yell at us and then at the end of the day he would drink a six pack in front of us while we worked and he would come up to you and try to be all nice like he wasn't a fucking dick all day. Fuck that guy.

Sometimes on long drives home when its a straight shot down back country roads, I'll crack open a beer. I'll also drink beer in my car before my absolutely useless chemistry course.
When I do this, I never speed and I sure as hell don't drive drunk.

Its stupid, I know. I'm not 100% sure WHY I do it. I guess it makes me feel a bit cool?
Yeah, really stupid.

>>13298381
We drink and drive less than most of the world.

>>13298633
Sure, but only a fascist thinks you can't have a couple drinks and be good to drive.

one time when i was at ikea i saw they sold cider and thought it was non alcoholic so i drank it in the car then i was reading the can at a red light and saw it was alcoholic and was worried i was gonna get pulled over and breathod on the way home to set up my fyallsgorgenenfersten bookshelf.

>>13298930
That may be true, because I support Fascism.

>>13298366
I suppose the idea is that if I'm tossing back a sixer while driving there's no way to limit that while there are measures people will take to prevent me from driving after having six beers at the bar.

>>13298651
Bonging in the car is fun, my dad and I smoke pretty much any time we get in the car together

>>13298540
I mean maybe, but they're factual at least for Americans. My best friend lost their license after getting pulled over and blowing a .27 and it took 3 years for them to be allowed to drive again between classes, fees and the fact that her car broke down in the middle of the whole thing.

>>13298954
can you pretend to be my childhood friend's sister so that I can have an idea of what it might be like to score with a girl you love, before having to make the first move?

>>13298438
Starting today in NSW Australia we have road cameras monitoring drivers to make sure they're not using mobile phones. I bet you'd get a fine here based on a photo alone.

>>13298333
just once, had just one drink, didn't even feel it

Never agree to a breathalyzer. They'll drag you to the station to give you a more precise test which will buy you time to sober up. This will vary from state to state but generally there's no reason to believe cops will give you a fair reading especially if you're ethnic.

Ressouces online are either .gov type stew that will urge you to comply "for your own good" and defense attorneys telling you not to agree to anything that isn't mandatory, so check your locale.

If you're going to sip and drive, at least educate yourself on how to mitigate the dui risks.

I've never drank and drove, no. I had a coworker admit he did (and also that he had come into work drunk that day by extension). He was going through a tough time in his life, dealing with a divorce and not seeing his kid as often as he should, so I shrugged it off.

Saving thread from curse

>>13298389
My friends are degenerates with several DUIs

We went to a local football game one day, the tickets were free so we spent a lot on booze. This clown of a friend of mine then decides he's going to drive 45 mins blackout drunk to the border because he "heard" theres a big party there. He makes it all the way down there but rolls through the literal last stop sign on the road and boom gets pulled over and smacked with a years suspension, 10,000 fees and more to get his lisence back and 2000 per year after to keep driving.

My other friend went to the Calgary Stampede and decided to drive home drunk (2 hours) and didn't even make it 20 mins before he ripped an illegal uturn and was busted for a DUI. He got the same punishment. He then one day decided to go grab a pizza (they had fucking delivery too) and drive there. He blew through a red light and got pulled over already suspended and basically lost his license for 5 years.

>>13299319
To be fair, nobody makes good decisions while blackout drunk. You should have taken his keys.

>>13298370
Based. I picked several of these up at Walmart when they were on clearance and they’re remarkably accurate with newish batteries

>>13298333
>ITT: anons who actually drank and drive regretting it while the anons who haven't done it think it isn't a big deal
Did it once in college and would never do it again. Could barely keep my eyes open and road was spinning the whole way home. Blasted my A/C, turned up my music but couldn't focus at all. Scariest part was staring down a cop in the lane next to me at a stoplight

>>13298350
you the taco bell guy?

>>13298569

>>13299213
>Never agree to a breathalyzer. They'll drag you to the station to give you a more precise test which will buy you time to sober up. This will vary from state to state but generally there's no reason to believe cops will give you a fair reading especially if you're ethnic.
Dumbest fucking advice I’ve ever read. Failing to comply with field sobriety checks results in an automatic license suspension equal to or greater than any you’d receive by complying and failing at the highest level of impairment. Even if you do fail the field breathalyzer they typically still need to take you in for a blood, breath (bench), or urine test

>>13298333
Yeah, usually buy a 6 pack on my way home from work and drink 2 or 3 before I get home. Not a big deal

>>13299390
Slaves like you are the reason law enforcement gets away with treating citizens as a profit center.

>But my massa said-

Fuck off. Every state varies but you have rights, and refusing the breathalyzer is one of them. Here's California for example:

You Can and Should Refuse the Preliminary Alcohol Screening (PAS) Device Test

>The PAS breathalyzer test that the police ask you to take when you are pulled over for DUI is not mandatory, and you can refuse this breathalyzer test without penalty, unless you are under the age of 21. The main purpose of the PAS device test is for the officer to establish probable cause to arrest you for DUI.

>As a side note, you should also refuse the field sobriety tests for the same reason. These tests are given by an officer who already suspects that you are guilty of drunk driving, and you have no reasonable expectation that they will be administered fairly.

>You Cannot Refuse the Chemical Breath Test without Penalty

The breathalyzer test you are given at the police station after your arrest is mandatory, and if you refuse to take it, you are subject to additional penalties under California’s “implied consent” law.

>>13299390
You're the kind of shithead that gets caught in a speedtrap going 8 over the limit and just pays the ticket like a good goy.

Neauseating

literally all my friends carry beer in their work utes to drink on the way home, i'm too much of a faggot to drink and drive though.

>>13299455
No. Only losers go over the speed limit.

>>13299462
I hope you enjoy all that extra time you spend on the road thinking you’re cooler than me, just do me a solid and stay out of the left lane if you can’t drive.

>>13299467
I can drive very well and will use the overtaking lane whenever I need to overtake. You, on the other hand, suffer from what is known as the Dunning-Kruger effect. You are statisticially more likely to die in a car crash (not an accident-- by knowingly exceeding the speed limit you have eschewed the right to call it an accident), and it is this that makes me happy rather than the thought of being cooler than you. What makes me unhappy is that your stupidity makes you statistically more likely to kill somebody who does not deserve it.

>>13299451
You sound like one of those sovereign citizen faggots that can’t comprehend laws as they are written. Cite the sources for your greentext information faggot
>>13299455
I’m an attorney. Tell me more about how law-savvy you are

>>13298333
My parents used to live very close to a train station, and every time I went to drink with friends I'd take the train to the city and back then drive the final little stretch from the station to home drunk. It was mostly a straight line with just 1 turning, didn't need to cross any major intersections so I deemed it safe enough. Couple times I nearly crashed into a verge though

>>13299516
>I'm an attorney
Good one faggot.

>>13298366
If you were really a professional driver you'd know that your allowed BAC is halved when you have a CDL, even when in a private vehicle.

>>13299516
>Knowing your rights is bad
>Claims to be an attorney

>>13299479
I don't know what fucking hick shithole you're posting from but overtake lanes aren't a thing anywhere near actual civilization.

Shit, my fucking capcha has more lanes and traffic lights than whatever ditch you you just described.

>>13299579
So you just sit in the furthest lane out and keep the pedal down while imagining you're a good driver. Hilarious.

people who drink always seem so pathetic
so uninhibited and barbaric

>>13298438
Many states can charge you under open container laws even if you have zero alcohol in your system.
>t. did research on Michigan's laws after I spent thousands fighting paraphernalia charges because I was trying to be a cheeky cunt like you smoking tobacco through a "water pipe"

>>13298333
once i pounded an entire 18 pack driving about 2 1/2 hours to the coast, but the most impressive feat of drinking and driving has to be my friend's gf who drove us 5 hours out of town to go party. we polished off 2 12 packs on the car ride (her bf wasn't a drinker and maybe had 1 or 2, so 10-11 beers each. after that we drank more at a friend's place and went to a bar where they had really cheap drinks and we drank until they closed. then we left the bar, got in the car and she drove us 5 hours home.

>>13298540
Just had a friend blow a .09, for the next year he has to call in every single day between the hours of 7:00am and 9:00am to see if he has to be drug tested that day. The drug test cost fifty dollars and so far hes averaged 4 of them a month. This is in addition to the bullshit you normally hear about ie. 10k+ in legal fees and fines, ridiculous car insurance rates, forced AA attendance ect.

>>13298412
>buy bud light michelada (based picante version)
>longboard home
>crack my beer
>sipping on a beer, enjoying the weather
>hit a pebble
>comically fly forward
>beer goes everywhere
>other guy skating by helps me up, says that was hilarious
>we both start laughing
>beer still 3/4 full

If I had waited until I got home I wouldn't have this funny memory.

>>13299624
>longboard home
>crack my beer
Reminded me of this vid:
https://youtu.be/r7ANZ8Osnz4

>>13299638
Slick

>>13299638
Toight

>>13299638
He should have saved that $5.45 to buy a shirt. Presenting yourself half naked is unseemly.

>>13299732
Okay Boomer.

>>13299326
I’m not a fucking babysitter faggit

>>13298634
This post reads like an exceptionally bad john grisham novel.

Had a driving lesson whilst extremely hungover, was probably around or over the limit at the time.

>>13298333
Yes... on tour... on video. The bus driver was being pissy with us for being immature, and tossed the keys at me, something along the lines of "You want the job? You got it! I'm crashing in your bunk, prick!" ... of course I came back with "I'm a nervous driver man, I need at least three shots of tequila to get behind the wheel." The camera's already rolling at this point... and after a quick cut, there I am, driving a behemoth of a tour bus across a bridge that barely fits it, on a rainy night, with a bottle of tequila in my face. I made sure to scream at the far side of the bridge, then went back to where Jeeves was soiling himself, and handed him back the keys. I apologized for belittling him, and reminded him that we're all rock star divas, and that he has done a fantastic job of schlepping us around and putting up with our nonsense so far.

To make it food related, we were all really hungover the next day (including Jeeves... we went hard when we stopped), and we probably cleaned out a tiny little Texas diner of all of its coffee, hash browns, bacon and eggs. Little old Bertha had no idea the hell that morning would bring, but she made some good quid that day.

>>13299870
If you're still drunk, it's not a hangover. It's a continuation of your drunkenness.

>>13299945
Two things can be true.

A hangover can absolute occur while still drunk, even while still drinking if the body decides to manifest withdrawal symptoms when it reaches a certain state of dehydration.

>>13298381
ya, damn near least in the world where alcohol is served

>>13298645
Insurance matter=/=legal matter

In one case the interested party is the other vehicles owner whose property you damaged. In the other the interested party is the state whose laws you broke. Since the guy in question wronged two parties with one act they both have a right to compensation/justice.

>>13299357
Reminds me of all the times I drove home after a long day of school and less than 3 hours of sleep. I basically had to blare music and force myself to sing along to stay awake. It's probably a miracle I never fell asleep at the wheel since I did this over 50 times.

>>13298655
It was at least marginally believable until the armored car job miracle. He tried too hard.

>>13298383
the fuck

>>13298433
> In reality you can easily take the wheel after a glass of wine with dinner and a small spirit as a treat afterwards with no measurable effects in terms of reaction time.
Not when you are a 1,60m woman who drinks on rare occassions.

>>13298930
lel

>>13298333
I used to have a really bad drinking problem and while I was sober my anxiety would be through the roof. I was more dangerous driving sober than after a couple drinks. I would try to avoid drinking when I was actually drunk, but I would make sure to have at least a buzz while on the road. Therefore, yes, my cupholder has had alcoholic beverages in it numerous times. Posting about it publicly is retarded. The court is gonna frown on that while sentencing him for his current case.
Dude dug his own grave.

regrets....i have a few

Having one or two beers while driving is no big deal if you haven’t already been drinking. I’ve driven when I shouldn’t have numerous times and I’m lucky enough that nothing bad happened. I try to take it a little easier now though because I actually had friends tell me to stop being such a fuck

i used to drive absolutely shit faced. one time i was swerving really bad and a few weeks later i got a letter in the mail from the police saying someone called in and reported me

when i saw the paper said "if this wasnt you, please call us to report the car stolen" or some shit, i just threw it in the trash

>>13298333
I did once. Passed the sobriety tests, plus I had 3 other people a lot more drunk that I was so the cop let me go.

>>13298333
I once went through the drive thru at a local bbq place and the tea they gave me must have been an employee's because it had whisky in it. I gave it to one of my passengers.

>>13298333
.

>>13298633
i (dont) remember driving blacked out. i went to the store and came back with no problem. Passed out when i got home and wondered why i had a receipt in my pocket.

as long as you're a good driver driving drunk is nothing.

>>13298438

in Michigan they might charge with an "open container" whether beer or not just to fuck with you for being an asshole

>>13298333
Drinking and driving made my life incredibly worse
t. Alcoholic

used to drink and drive all the time. It sort of fizzled out when I started working steady hours M - F type of job.

I still remember being on a novice drivers licenses, drank two beers and got pulled over. Cop gave me a huge break, but what really fucked me was the insurance hike afterwards ... DUI isn't worth it, you might get away with it most of the time, but it just takes that one time and it's civil death for the next three years of your life. Or a life long regret if you hurt someone.

>>13298333
I don't drive, but everyone in my life drives drunk like it's nothing. Sometimes I think they're all insane.
>inb4 underage
31

>>13301921
What country?

Tfw live where passengers can drink as long as the driver is sober. Road soadies are the best.

>walk by a parked DWP vehicle with an empty Dos Equis sitting on the rear bumper the other day

>>13298559
>something that is relatively harmless compared to what you were doing 10 minutes before you got in the car.
yes, it was relatively harmless before you decided to operate a highly mobile, 4,000 pound machine with impaired reaction and decision making abilities
you dumb fuck
the dangerous thing in this equation is the fucking car

>>13302074
There's more collisions and road vehicle related deaths from sober drivers then drunk ones. And by drunk, I mean over .08.

I mean it's a pretty stupid idea to begin with. But the statistics are basically stacked against people who have alcohol in their system by massive entities like MADD.

>>13302120
>There's more collisions and road vehicle related deaths from sober drivers then drunk ones.
there's more sober drivers than drunk ones
how are you this dumb?

>>13302131
>there's more sober drivers than drunk ones

Distracted driving, eating while driving, talking on your phone, texting, road rage, just being bad at driving, just a few acts of SOBER people on the road that fuck it all up.

I used to get sloshed and drive to find food. Im always good at holding my liquor but I realize now that was stupid. I used to drink an entire 15oz and then drive home, sometimes cops followed me but I wouldnt give them a single excuse
>>13298362
Reminder that you're a faggot.

>>13298403
I'm a current serial killer and I'm planning on murdering more.
See how gay you are?

>>13298333
>be me
>party hard half the night
>eat pizza the day after
>suddenly everyone is leaving in the middle of the day, I had expected another meal and a couple additional hours of rest
>1 hour drive home
It was undoubtedly illegal and did not feel perfectly safe but eh, I would probably have done the same today.

>>13299611
Did you just piss your pants repeatedly?

>>13298569
Holy shit i needed to hear this. I know you can live a normal life bro just start cutting back

>>13298540
You'd be surprised. I drove drunk everyday from the time I was 17 to my second dui at 25. My sentences were always small in comparison with everyone else cause they crashed into people, I was just getting pulled over for other shit. When you crash shit, they get pissed. They'll throw the fucking book at you.
Far as my insurance, it went up a little but I've never had a car accident so it's also not really bad
Don't do it anymore though, 3rd ones prison time.

My friend drove drunk as fuck one night, he told me he stopped at a red light and his mind told him to treat it like a stopsign... he blew past it and the cop watching him immediately pinned him. Lost his license for a year, impounded car, a few thousand in fees and he had to attend DUI councilling. All because he drove through a red light that he had already stopped at.
Dont drink and drive

>>13298876
>>13300950
thats only because you get shot before you can get to your car

>>13298730
Lol. What an asshole. Gets all sentimental after he ties one on, realizes you're his only buddies lol

>>13302147
you continue with points that don't address the concerns of drunk driving
maybe someday you'll learn how to argue instead of whataboutism

>>13299611
You sound like shit people haha.

>>13299451
AM I BEING DETAINED???

>>13302296
>whataboutism

I've driven after a few beers hundreds of times. It takes around 9 beers for me to go above 0.8 so I usually just stop at 2-3 to be safe. But one time... Was at a buddies who lived 30 mins from me. We spent the night drinking and having a bonfire. I have no recollection of why, but I decided to drive home rather than stay at his place. So it's 4 am and I'm fucking spinning not even able to hold my lane. I make it to about 5 minutes from my place. I had puked all over myself and my car at that point. 2 cop cars get behind me with their lights on. They come up with flashlights and I literally forgot how a window rolled down so I opened the door (with vomit leaking out of the door.) I say that I had really bad food poisoning from last night's chinese. They search me and ask the typical questions. They then have me do field sobriety. I somehow didn't fuck it up at all. Was expecting them to pull out the breath. but they didn't. They gave my knife back and told me to go straight home. If there is a god, he intervened here. There was no fucking way 2 cops who know I'm wasted would let me go especially considering my town is known for having some of the worst police.

Ever since then I have stopped drinking and driving. I will not touch the wheel unless I am completely sober. A $30 uber is a hell of a lot better than ruining my life with a DUI.

>>13302315
He's right you retard. The one in the street isn't required. Matter of fact even if you blow in it, they'll take you to the station for a real sample or to a hospital for blood. Everything they do in the field is just establishing reasonable suspicion. You can refuse that part. How are you this stupid?
https://www.yourphiladelphialawyers.com/always-refuse-field-sobriety-tests-pennsylvania/
Obviously I don't necessarily know about what your state requires but here's PA

>>13302403
However I will say if you're drunk, they're probably gonna get you. When they ask you to do a field sobriety test, they've already decided they're arresting you. It's not going to get you off by refusing. What might? Maybe refusing, cross fingers the officer made a mistake, and suck some lawyers dick and drop off a truckload of cash

>>13298719
350ml in 15 minutes, people can do it in 5 minutes no problem.

>>13302256
>Seething Europoor
>cant afford car
>rides bus
>gets stabbed

>>13298333
Do people really drink budweiser?

>>13302296
And you sont get it. The stats are cooked to look like everyone who is caught with alcohol in their system is the same as people who are actually drunk.

The reality is drinking and driving isnt the same as drunk driving.

>>13298333
That's a lesbian

>>13302544
Hey, kiddo you're wrong. Now get lost.

>>13298333
I've driven on alcohol, DUDE WEED LMAO, doses of LSD up to 200ug (towards the end of the trip for sure), and golden cap shrooms up to 3g. I'll do all again except the alcohol.

>>13298381
Most of us drink and drive. This is just one of those unspoken culture things here in the US. The anti drink and driving campaign was really set up by the ATF to infringe upon our rights even more in their agenda for control. Dont trust anybody that tells you that you can't drink and be able to operate a motor vehicle. Have you ever even met someone involved in a DUI crash? I say those are just paid actors on TV and it's all a big psyop to separate us from out alcohol. We can stop drinking whenever we want and we can still drive a little tipsy.

>>13298389
>I didn't even get to eat my Taco Bell.
what the fuck

>>13302589
>I say those are just paid actors on TV
everything but this dumbass statement is plausible

>>13302572
>driving on LSD and Shrooms
Even if you're capable of it, why the fuck would you want to? Driving cars in general is the most absurd idea, I couldn't imagine getting in one while having a good trip. And yeah, ive done them plenty

>>13302555
That's not a valid argument potato brain

>>13298389

Same. I actually lost mine for three years in total because it happened when I was under 21 and also because my court case took two years to resolve so I couldn't even begin the process of recovering my driver's license.

>>13302723
True that. I use a car to get out from everything before I drop. You clearly realize the cage theory of cars when you drop.

>>13302826
Yet nobody agrees with you

>>13302902
Cage theory?

>>13301445
I wonder if there are different types of drunk drivers, and some people are just able to drive with no problem except for lower reflex times (which at this point is probably no different than driving while being 90 years old). I'd think I'd be a decent drunk driver, but there are of course no way to ever find out. Every drunk driver probably thinks the same way though.

The only time I ever saw a noticeably drunk driver in real life, he was swerving from left to right at high speed on a main road. How the fuck does alcohol gets you to that point?

>>13302926
t. cager

>>13301445
That's objectively wrong. They've done driving tests on reaction time and judgment and general safety and nobody improves on drinking. It's completely delusional alky thinking.

>>13298333
I drink two white claws before I go out since the bubbles help my indigestion

>>13298381
>>13302589
(((uber))) is too expensive. No fucking way am I paying $20 for two trips just to drink

>>13298957
Women are smol so they get fucked up after 3 beers
>>13299620
(((who))) could be behind this?
>>13298555
I do it 4 times a week but I am a big guy 6'2 250 so I can handle my fucking beer

>>13298719
Carbonated beverages like beer increase the absorption rate of alcohol it's part of why you should drink liquor after beer

>>13302198
Address?

>>13298333
I'm an alcoholic, so two drinks would actually make me baseline as opposed to some teatoddler becoming drunk and shitty. Tolerance is a thing, although ABC% ignores it.

>>13303129
Enjoy paying $20,000+ in fines, legal fees, increased insurance rates for years, and being humiliated as a pathetic alcoholic loser because $20 was too much for you.

>>13303439
I drive a company vehicle so no pullovers, and I am an alcoholic loser.

>>13299390
you can decline the road side breathalyzer test but you must take the one at the station. this is the case in California, and if you refuse the station test it's a 1 year suspension

t. got a DUI in Los Angeles county earlier this year

>>13303505
Then you didn't have to take it at the station, right? It's pretty typical everywhere that if you refuse the breathalyzer you get a 1 year DL suspension.

However, everywhere will draw blood if there's a wreck and then you're corn holed.

>>13303637
Not if you were the only one hurt.

>>13298381
yes
theres no good public transportation so theres no other choices

>>13299319
I love these kind of stories. Sometimes I get frustrated that I always follow the rules of the road and just want to blast a light or speed. But than I hear about idiots like your friends and I get a warm glow inside.

I have driven drunk exactly one time in my life. It was after my brothers 21'st birthday party. It was just a couple friends of ours but we stayed up till probably 4 in the morning talking drinking and eating. I was going to crash there but there were too many of us and not enough places to sleep and I only lived a few miles away. I wasn't stumbling drunk but I was definitely over the limit. I was so terrified on that drive but I'll tell you what I probably drove safer than I have ever driven sober. I was slapping myself on the face every 10 seconds, sitting straight up eyes peeled on the road, hands death gripping the wheel. There was no way in hell I was going to do anything to get myself pulled over. Wasn't worth the stress though next time I just slept in my car.

>>13303505
>>13303637
>>13303665
You guys do know that DUI laws vary state to state, right? DUI breathalyzer test requirements and punishments aren't the same everywhere.

>>13298381
I was talking with a German friend of mine about cars and stuff. I asked him "hey Hanz, what would happen if you drove without a license in Germany" and he replied "you cant drive without a license"

>>13298540
I'd prefer to not die on my way to work because some alckie decided to crawl out of his hole and drive head first into me at 9AM

>>13302380
I've had 2 similar incidents years ago getting let off while blatantly over the limit. One of those I tried to evade on a rural road in my 1988 Oldsmobile lmao. The other time I actually was administered a breathalyzer and the cop told me I was very lucky and one more drink I would have been over which was impossible because I drank about 12 beer and a half bottle of whiskey in maybe 6hrs unless cocaine cancelling out booze isnt a meme. Both times were super late like past 4am so my best guess is something to do with shift change and the fact I was a polite young man with a clean record. Gives me anxiety looking back.

>>13298333
Why no sir i'd never perform an illegal action like driving while inebriated, but thank you for asking, officer.

>>13302589
drink two bottles of wine in 30 minutes, wait an hour and then tell me you're capable of operating a motor vehicle

>>13304625
Different guy here but there is a difference between drinking socially all night and driving home versus beer bonging wine bottles and immediately hopping behind the wheel. I feel perfectly fine driving home after a nice Thanksgiving at my parents' with a BAC of 0.3, nice and easy drive not speeding with a refreshing cigarette after a night of eating and socializing. That is called handling your liquor like a white man, what you suggest is something we refer to as getting indian wasted; chugging booze as fast as possible then speeding home in your 1994 Geo Metro on two donuts so you can beat up your wife before you pass out. There's a distinction.

>>13304633
Holy fuck you are a degenerate. A white nigger.

>>13302589
That pig looks strangely human and also really peacefull.
Wonder how it was killed.

>>13304688
t. Edgar Cardinal, cree nation.

>>13299638
quintessential flyover kino

>>13304625
>he doesn't fast for 40 hours before consuming 20 dollars of the cheapest highest alchohol by volume malt liquor and then getting on a motorcycle
what are you the political ideology you are most offended by?

>>13304797
>not doing all of this but also smoking with your left hand
Also fuck helmets amirite

>>13302256
o