/ck/ - Food & Cooking

why are his nose holes so big

>>13270825
Jiro must now commit seppuku to save his honor.

>>13270825
Synopsis

>>13270862
don't be antisemitic.

>>13270862
Malnutrition during the war. He didn't eat enough burned dead American corpses because he preferred fish to long pork.

>>13271525
I too are retarded

>>13270825
>White "person" doing the review

Stopped watching there. Whitoids can't prepare seafood and will never comprehend sushi.

>This video is unavailable

Why the fuck would someone geoblock it?

disregard soyboyz

>>13271544
baste, whaitto piggus cannot judge an ancient Nipponese artform

>>13270825
>Baka gaijins starts setting up the whole damn place with cameras
>Give them bottom of the barrel fish folded 100 times in dog urine to spite them
>They love it, say something about umami
Baka gaijins when will they learn?

>>13271544
But Le Bernardin and Noma have better seafood courses

>>13270825
He says everything was amazing except for the salmon egg presentation. You tricked me, anon.

>>13271642
Why he got more curves than the woman

>>13271805
no they don't you disgusting white pig

>>13271642
Wtf mode is that

>>13271921
Pear mode

>>13271921
pear mode

>>13271921
Pear with a dash of AZT. Seriously looks like AIDS patients did back on the old Rx cocktails while they could still gain weight (they'd always eventually go Steve Jobs mode, of course). Seriously odd weight gain patterns.

>>13271291
Good sushi, not good for the price. As was always the thing with Jiro

>>13271921
that is your standard SS + GOMAD mode

>>13271642
gross

>>13271921
Klinefelter Syndrome

>>13271544
Jews aren't Wh*te you ignorant fuck.

>>13272907
>It all fits him to a T.
Well slap my ass and call me a faggot.

>>13270862
Botched nosejob. Just like Michael Jackson.

>>13272911
Definitely not. They're inbred Arabs.

>>13271642
Why this dude got bigger hips than the woman

>>13271291
>Synopsis
He says it's either the best or tied with best for everything he tried, with the negative feedback simply being that you might expect something ridiculously great based on the documentary when in reality it's only maybe a 100% compared to a good sushi restaurant at a fraction of the cost which would be a 95% i.e. for most people you wouldn't even notice the difference, and for those who do notice the difference it's a very subtle and not all that impressive quality advantage.
So common sense really. You could have inferred that on your own.

>>13271642
So.....if you look like our friend here, you can get an azn bitch like this? I'm guessing there's a downside somewhere. Asking for a friend.

>>13272964
>if you look like our friend here, you can get an azn bitch like this?
No. Watch the video. He keeps on referring to her as "my friend." Has not banged.

>>13271291
Some guy reviews a place that isn't even Jiro's.

>>13272964
you can get a better looking one that that, it's not even fair

>>13271291
poorfags wanted to eat a bucket for a dollar and couldn't. Use baby palate to pretend the supermarket version is "just as good"

>>13271642

>>13271642
What the fuck is that thing on the left!?

>>13270825
that accent destroyed this guys own life holy shit

>>13272964
dude if you got hips like that you better of getting an azn boyfriend

>>13271642
Hotter gf than anyone on /pol/

>>13273974
You'll never look like that girl btw. Medical science isn't there yet, and we all know that you weren't born female.

>>13271921
Permatub GOMAD Bulkbuff

>>13270862
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kp7eSUU9oy8

>>13274389
I laughed, fuck you.

>>13270825
fuck I want some sushi lads

>>13270884
OP's post was prophetic.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/nov/26/too-exclusive-worlds-best-sushi-restaurant-stripped-of-its-three-michelin-stars

>>13271642
Me in 10 years, I got the same fat distribution.

>>13274499
OP's video praises the place and that clickbait shit that you posted explains that it was stripped of the stars because it's no longer accepting reservations.

>>13274499
holy shit time to an jiro

I want to go to Jiro, and say
>hinna hinna
instead of
>itadakemasu
while I eat there. Because I want to be different

>>13273974
>/pol/
>having a gf
lmao

>>13271642
def an asexual couple

>>13275054
>be /pol/ack
>have wife and 2 children
why do plebbit soylords create lies about based /pol/?

>>13274499
It isn’t the first time the Ono sushi dynasty has ruffled feathers. Yoshikazu Ono once said that women make inferior sushi chefs because their menstrual cycle affects their sense of taste – a claim that has been dismissed by Japan’s female sushi chefs.


>tfw based japanese man can do this because it's true, but in the west can't do the same with female comedians since women are incapable of comedy

feels bad man

>>13275025
Why would he feel bad about this? He's not rated anymore because he made the decision to no longer accept reservations, not because the food quality worsened.

>>13275969
>women are incapable of comedy

this is not true
there are plenty of japanese female comedians

its more like the self deprecation that is typical of stand up doesnt suit the prefered social image of women at all

>>13276035
There are in japan, but there aren't in the west because they are all literally either lesbian or a feminist or both.

>>13275287
Post wife so we can laugh

>guy doesn't like thing
WH-WHOA!!!! H-HOLY *****BASED*****! HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN BROS????

J-JAPAN BTFO FOR ALL TIME!!!

>>13274563
It's not even the same place in OP's video.

>>13270825
I wish Jiro would rape and decapitate this goy like he did those children in Nanking

>>13275045
Translate for a non weeb please

>>13275969
>Yoshikazu Ono once said that women make inferior sushi chefs because their menstrual cycle affects their sense of taste
incredibly based

>>13271642
thicc

Sushi

>>13276109
>My VAGINA!
*Audience nearly dies from the riots of laughter*

>>13278565
That's how most standup works. Both male and female. They resort to cheap sex jokes because it gets easy laughs, and as they're relying on the ego boost of a live audience it's hard to stay away from the easy laughs. But there is still some good stuff out there, and plenty of them are female.

>>13275969
>a claim that has been dismissed by Japan’s female sushi chefs.
lol, how are they even supposed to know they're biased

>>13275969
>a claim that has been dismissed by Japan’s female sushi chefs.
They were probably on their periods when they "dismissed" this.

>>13270825
That was a waste of time in a lot of ways DESU thanks for the shitpost anon

>>13271291
Man makes very good but overpriced sushi

>>13275045
Based and Ainupilled.

>>13270825
damn his skin (the dumb gaijin) has the wrinkliest skin ever, it's fucking gross

>>13278579
Most male standup isn't about penises, it's about everyday life

Female standup is almost exclusively about vaginas, and the only funny female standup is when they briefly stop talking about vaginas

said it once and I'll say it again
the quality of sushi is 80% literally just the quality of the fish you get
the other 20% is cooking the rice right. anybody could do it if they had enough money
Jiro wouldn't stand a chance against chefs that actually make complex dishes

>>13270825
I didn't like how the plate had water on it. Would expect more from a so-called high place. Also, the sushi is too big. I don't want to have my mouth literally filled to the brim with food like a dog. Uncouth.

>>13279039
Okay weeabo

>>13270825
>puts fish on rice
that will be 300 dollars sir

>>13271642
Wow, that's as pear shaped a body I've ever seen.

>>13280301
>defends PEERRESS SUSHI GRANDUMASTAH RICE FORDED WAN TOUSAND TIMES GIVE ME $THREE HUNDRED DORRU
>calls anyone else weeaboo
how did you become such a disappointment?

>>13275969
By that logic, the best sushi chefs would be pregnant women, since their sense of smell is boosted.

>>13277538
as I understand it, hinna hinna is a way of showing gratitude in the ainu language (a group of people native to hokkaido and the sakhalin islands) and itadakimasu is the japanese version

>>13271642
Damn boy thicc

>>13278579
>plenty of them are female
Name ONE that's not total shit.

>>13280436
PRUS TIPPU

>>13270825
There was an NPR story yesterday about how Jiro lost his michelin stars, and the reporter interviewing the critic asked him what he thought, and he just savaged Jiro. If you're interested look it up.

>>13282140
Tell me more.

>>13282140
Link sauce?

>>13272842
Did the gaijins pay $300+ to get treated like shit by angry short people?

>>13271680
this, the Japanese don't need foreigners to come and judge their cuisines.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoRbmeVOvOw

yikes

>>13283432
>this, the Japanese don't need foreigners to come and judge their cuisines.
Jiru is rated 66th sushi place in Japan.
The movie, Obama, and the Michelin stars are what kept him overflowing with gaijin money even though he, and his staff makes it painfully obvious that they hate gaijin.

>>13283404
They really do

>>13283612
This is why you don't trust non Japanese ratings. There's 65 better sushi restaurants in Japan that are happy to have your business.

>>13271291
It's the best sushi he's ever eaten, but eating the best sushi comes at a premium that isn't worth it for the average person.

I don't know but Japanese food is definitely the most overrated shite there is.
Everything coming out of Japan is overrated.
Japanese could be shitting on canvas and some YouTuber would upload it praising this ancient art form you can find ONLY IN JAPAN.

>>13270825
Did Jiro fight in WW2?

>>13285360
Pearl Harbor was his idea.

>>13270825
and here I wanted to go after watching this

>>13274357
>Endgame Diablo elites

>>13285397
he also led the attack and survived

>>13286841
No he just rented the movie, because he enjoyed Ben Aflec.

>>13280464
Stay mad, weebtard

>>13271642
No one here recognizes him? Nick on

>>13271642
He's in his prime.

>>13273974
Rent free.

>>13282140
>>There was an NPR story yesterday about how Jiro lost his michelin stars,
I don't have the article off hand, but he lost the stars because the restaurant is not open to the public anymore. Michelin apparently only reviews restaurants open to the public.

>>13270862
air is free

>>13288498
fucking hell thank you

>>13272960
That's kinda the deal with every top tier Michelin restaurant vs the next tier. I've literally heard Michelin judges say as much. Idk why Jiro triggered this site so much as opposed to the French places that are just as much a meme compared to other French places that are damn near as good for half the price as the meme place

>>13272972
There's a silent "with benefits."

>>13289637
Because weebs infest this site.

>b-but anime imageboard
You can enjoy Japanese things without being a soulless weeb.

>>13289726
Nah. I watched the doc way before /ck/ latched onto it and saw its rise as a meme. There was never a bunch of threads about how great Jiro was just a bunch of threads spamming stale memes about the expense. Musta come from /tv/ or something cuz I don't frequent that board. But I swear man I watched that doc in late 2012/early 2013 in my gfs dorm room. Then like 3 years later there was a flood of
>REEEEEEEEEEEE GAIJIN DATS 400 DORRYS
threads like every single damn day. Fucking weird man. Almost like it was a very small group of extremely triggered individuals.

>>13289845
Fake and gay. Fake because you said you had a gf, gay because you watched a documentary about a man.

>>13289726
Based schizo poster.

>>13272907
The fuck is a "female type pubic hair pattern"?

>>13271544
And a nip can’t judge any food that isn’t Japanese? What a retarded take.

>>13270825
Why does this fucking faggot think we need to see him put the food in his mouth?

>>13290751
A landing strip

>>13270825

lmao just imagine valuing an australian's opinion about anything at all.