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/ck/ - Food & Cooking


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13280727 No.13280727 [Reply] [Original]

post webms please i want to be hungry

>> No.13280790

>>13280727
no.

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>>13280809

>> No.13280824

>>13280813
me in the back, all derp and then wtf brah.

>> No.13280840

That fuckinh bobble head looking mother fucker...

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>> No.13281216

>>13280727
>the virgin eat
>The Chad Devour

>> No.13282078

>>13281029
gross

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>> No.13282568

>>13281029
I'm not into fat chicks or scat or food fetishism and maybe it's the nofap, but that's kind of hot...

>> No.13282895

>>13282568
I know what it is - You watched Matilda as a child.

>> No.13282906

>>13280809
I can still hear the FWOOP

>> No.13283048

>>13281029
This is what we allow women to do. We are a failed species.

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>>13280727
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1574914504052.webm

>> No.13283077

>>13283059
These are bees. Right?

>> No.13283086

>>13283059
Uhm, excuse me.
I ordered fried dough, no flied dough.

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>>13283086
>Ehr, yes sir. That whatr u orderdu sir. Flied Dough

>> No.13283119

>>13283059
what the fuck, who would even buy that shit?

>> No.13283129

>>13283119
this is actually somewhat normal, well not that many bees, but there are plenty of bees around fruit carts in south america. Bees are a disinfecting bug and they don't shit where they eat so they are relatively clean even when they land on food. Though I don't know about just having bees chill on your fucking pastries.

>> No.13283150

>>13282895
I hated that movie, so no. Its It's probably the nofap and desperation.

>> No.13283169

>>13283150
>hates matilda
>likes fat slob pigging out on cake
you have terrible taste in everything apparently

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>>13283169
I know she's a slob. My brain knows it should be disgusted, but my dick hard. The video has an allure, certain erotic qualities. Perhaps the angle? Maybe it's that look in her eyes. Like she just doesn't care anymore. She's given herself to that cake, it's... orgasmic!
>muh childhood
Matilda was a shit movie about the teacher's pet who is born to a shitty family and brought up in a shitty environment, but still gets a happy ending complete with blue skies and picnics. Yawn. No thanks.
I mean just look at this cheesy shit: https://youtu.be/ZEweYr5FjVU

>> No.13283285

don't make me post him.

>> No.13283313

Where is the egg man?

>> No.13283339
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>>13283313
I actually got banned by our nu trannyjannies for posting him last time, but who cares

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>> No.13283429

>>13283339
Praise to the king of the eggfort

>> No.13283735

>>13283359
Please stop posting things like this, I come here to forget about the fact I dont have a girlfriend and I'm extremely lonely

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>> No.13283803 [DELETED] 

>>13283359
She looks like she fucks niggers

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>> No.13284379

>>13284355
how does he get out to use the restroom without damaging the eggs?

>> No.13284383

>>13282505
Is that butter hes putting on with the paint roller?

>> No.13284417 [DELETED] 

>>13283119
Shitskins, that's who.

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This is the crab of fitness. Mad gains and personal bests will be acquired but only if you reply "lift strong snibber!"

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>> No.13284460

>>13284431
lift strong snibber

>> No.13284470

>>13284431
lift strong snibber!

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>> No.13284495

>>13281029
sheeeeeit i haven't had a good choco cake in ages

>> No.13284499

>>13283359
what's his name?

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>> No.13284512

>>13284492
based shriner freemason

>> No.13284572

>>13281029
fuck I want to breed her so bad

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>>13284379

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>> No.13284678

>>13284481
The the parte that remains more rare is the part the was originally that outside?

That's really a bad idea

>> No.13284729

>>13284431
lift strong snibber!

>> No.13284734

>>13284678
you know you can eat raw beef, right?

>> No.13284740

>>13284678
That's not how the heat would distribute in this given situation. If he had pan fried it or grilled it without stuffing it, sure. It's still dumb though.

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>>13280727
I get you. I literally have to force myself to eat.

>> No.13284767

>>13283339
>>13283343
>filename
good job, anons
how does he out?

>> No.13284774

>>13284481
i want to have sex with the big, giant meat vagina

>> No.13284778

>>13284431
LIFT STRONG SNIBBER

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Happy thanksgiving /ck/!

>> No.13284918

>>13284431
lift strong snibber

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>>13281029

>> No.13284957

>>13284911
>wondering what the fuck is this garbage
>gets to the end and the cheese and potatoes were a dipping sauce
not gonna lie, much better an idea than I thought it would have been

>> No.13284993

>>13283119
I went to a sweet shop in Morocco and it was filled with bees. It was great

>> No.13285016

>>13284734
Yes I do regularly once a week, but the exposure of a higher risk in this context is avoidable, again really a bad idea

>>13284740
It is *exactly* how heat will distribute in this case. The inside is not reached but the head easily as the external surface, and the staffing moisture makes it even more difficult to reach a desired temperature

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>>13283273
Imagine being a big enough degenerate to not like
Matilda

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>>13283339
>I actually got banned by our nu trannyjannies
Maybe don't spam the thread with 10 edits in a row next time?

>> No.13285033

>>13284911
do americans really

>> No.13285036

>>13285016
Long story short,
With this method you are overcooking the most safe part of the beef and in the same time you risk to undercook the most risky part.
Beef is generally safe but you are doing exactly the opposite of the optimal in regards of cooking beef, hence a stupid idea

>> No.13285041

>>13282505
why not just pour it onto the burger?

>> No.13285045

>>13283779
Dang, is that ginger?

>> No.13285067

>>13285028
The protagonists are unrealistically good while the antagonists are unrealistical evil given the circumstances, even for a children's movie. Take off those tinted glasses. Seriously, what is the appeal other than nostalgia? One of the worst films I've had the displeasure of viewing.

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>> No.13285202

>>13283339
I lovr the king of egg castle

>> No.13285206

>>13283273
peter stormare's best performance

>> No.13285222

>>13284911
imagine being a turkey, getting killed by its meat and then they desecrate your corpse like this

>> No.13285237

>>13284481
ok you got me with this one

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>>13285202
We all love our king!

>> No.13285268

>>13285032
we could have a thread with hundreds of edits of the king of /ck/ and it shouldn't be a problem

>> No.13285273

>>13285067
Some classic americana is good once in a while anon

>> No.13285280

>>13284481
>cup of oil to coat the meat

>> No.13285358

>>13285222
>getting killed by its meat
thats how I would like to go out

>> No.13286450

>>13284944
underrated post

>> No.13286493

>>13285273
>classic americana
>1996
>children's movie
I bet you think Star Wars was the height of science fiction cinema, huh?

>> No.13286745

>>13283129
>>13284993
In Germany there are hundreds of bees in bakeries munching on the pasteries.

It is ok, they shake off the bees before putting the pastery in a paper bag. Once I found a bee in the bag though. Actually maybe they are wasps.

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>> No.13286839

>>13284431
lift strong snibber!

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>>13281029
based braphog

>> No.13286911

>>13286899
why is my pp hard?

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>> No.13286938

>>13286927
the Queen of the Wine Aunts, damn she can put it down

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>>13286938

>> No.13286961

>>13283339
How does he get out?

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>> No.13286970

>>13283339
How?

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>> No.13287024

>>13287004
that has to be terrible for her....still hot though

>> No.13287033

>>13287024
nigga its just some booze

>> No.13287038

>>13287011
She's such a bad actor and her scripts are terrible. Her husband's dick is tiny.
I should get into porn, just to alleviate the awful writing and male talent.

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>> No.13287048

>>13287038
her chicken tendies clip is GOAT lmao

>> No.13287053

>>13287042
Is... is this a fetish?

>> No.13287060

>>13287042
what did she mean by this

>> No.13287062

>>13287048
Was that her? I thought that was another performer.

>> No.13287070

>>13287062
yeah, it's Xev that did that one

>> No.13287086

>>13287062
>>13287048
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CljYlUJRUEQ
If I was a richfag I would commission shit like this all the time

>> No.13287097

>>13286930
lame, I was expecting a deepthroat

>> No.13287124

>>13286903
>>13286986
damn, female Gru can really put away food...

>> No.13287161

>>13286823
Cheese in furry skin?

>> No.13287171

>>13286823
I don't get it. Is it cheese? Why is the cheese hairy? Or why is the misshapen werewolf torso filled with butter?

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>>13287042

>> No.13287186

>>13286982
that's 10 times hotter than any bj shenanigans she could've done

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>>13285268
They're lame. That's how you poo on the memory of the eggman?

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>>13286899
I want her to do that to my cob.

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>>13286927
Did CPS take away her kids before or after this video?

>> No.13287766

>>13287304
Butchering is actually pretty fun and pretty easy too. I'd actually recommend anyone that cares about what they heat to butcher at least some of a cow or some of a pig or a chicken or some other animal at some point in their lives. Just so that they could learn where their food comes from.

>> No.13287848

>>13287766
doing a lot of artisanal cuts can suck but otherwise I agree
people should at the very least be able to break down a gutted chicken
do a dozen pork french racks start to finish and your arms will be sore and your knife duller than a pastry cutter

>> No.13287856

>>13287848
Shut the fuck up, faggot

>> No.13287874

>>13287856
no

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>>13281029
sauce?

>> No.13288074

>>13286493
No, Star Wars is shit. My favourite sci fi movies are
>both Blade Runner(2049 is better)
>Akira
>2001
All of them are far from perfect tho. When a movie is about serious shit like science, history or philosophy I become 1000X times more critical. But what I'm trying to say is that enjoying some dumb and simple movies is good once in a while.

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>>13283129
How did you learn how use a keyboard? ,you six legged fuck

>> No.13288117

>>13287953
>>13281029
Fatphodite.

>> No.13288167

>>13283119
Mainland Chinese unironically

>> No.13288174

>>13283339
How does he go /out/ though

>> No.13288191

>>13284481
>marinate in two inches of oil

Yeah this was made by an american

You people have no idea how much oil you cook your food in, it's sickening

>> No.13288511

bitches and whores sucking off a corn cob or a banana isn't /ck/. fuck off

>> No.13288545

>>13282505
A brush would be more effective. Fucking zoomers

>> No.13288675

>>13286745
>when I was a autistic kid I thought that they used the bees in the pastry to give it a honey flavor

>> No.13288719

>>13285191
dis nearly naked bitch used a commercial kitchen to make burnt hot dogs.

put some clothes on and learn to cook. jeebus.

>> No.13288742

>>13288104
better bees than spiders

>> No.13288744

>>13280813
relax retard

>> No.13288749

>>13283339
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Egg Fort thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the webm. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Surly King guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your greasy egg sandwich on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about eggs. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Eggfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "HOW DOES HE GET OUT WITHOUT BREAKING THE EGGS?" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

Forever...

>> No.13288945

>>13282505
Whats the point of this, other than showing the world your retardation?

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>> No.13289608

>>13285045
No retard, it's chicken. Read the file name

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I'm surprised there's not more edits of the egg King video. The only one that really gets posted is the sunglasses one

>> No.13289667

>>13284767
>how does he out?
you naive fool

>> No.13289678

>>13286745
Glad i don't live in germany. It's a suck place

>> No.13289883

>>13285222
That is exactly what I was thinking.
Wsating food is an awful sin.

>> No.13289919

>>13284431
lift strong snibber!

>> No.13289968

>>13286823
what the hell is this?

>> No.13289984

>>13283359
kys

>> No.13289995

>>13283779
i love fried chicken more than a nigger and this one bothers me. dont ruin it with that sauce shit

>> No.13290007

>>13283077
Definitely.

>> No.13290012

>>13285036
The solution would just to be to lightly sear the outside of the beef before you invert it. Or just don't cook this ridiculous zoomer food

>> No.13290015

>>13285033
no. we fucking don't

>> No.13290055

>>13283359
She (he) is cute. Hope it's not Jewish.

>> No.13290070

>>13284431
lift strong snibber!

>> No.13290101

>>13284481
>that cup of oil

good fucking lord

>> No.13290149

>>13283273
Miss Honey indeed.

>> No.13290191

>>13284448
Grant is a faggot. I deserved those Michelin stars

>> No.13290200

>>13284492
>The macaco touched 3 cones with his dirty hands
Imagine

>> No.13290221

>>13287766
Me and my father used to do this every Saturday morning

>> No.13290255

>>13284383
Nope. Cheese.

>> No.13290257

>>13284618
Yeah slice off all the vitamins retard.

>> No.13290262

>>13286927
It's wine... there's nothing difficult about drinking it. It's not fucking vodka. It's like if you thought drinking a bottle of soda was somehow impressive.

>> No.13290267

>>13287004
Do americans really display children's toys on their walls as "decorations?"

>> No.13290284

>>13290257
It's like 25% of the vitamins, just eat an extra slice.

>> No.13290292

>>13285032
Is that picture supposed to be funny?

That box can fit 6 cases of eggs like the one pictured, making the total of 180 eggs (15 x 12) real.

>> No.13290311

>>13290257
If you have an apple tree then sure eat the skin.
But if you're buying them from any store for fucks sake skin them.

>> No.13291226

>>13284431
lift stronk snibba

>> No.13291345

>>13286982
My god she's adorable. I'd marry her any day

>> No.13291414

>>13288104
Underrated

>> No.13291498

>>13284431
lift strong snibber!

>> No.13291508

>>13284431
lift strong snibber

>> No.13291546

>>13284431

lift strong snibber!

>> No.13291565

>>13284431
lift strong snibber

>> No.13291636

>>13286939
underrated, made me chuckle

>> No.13291642

>>13286982
this girl is super cute, who is it?

>> No.13291689

>>13283359
Would waifu.
>t. coomer

>> No.13292375

>>13284431
lift strong snibber!

>> No.13292376

>>13289995
never had korean fried chicken or is it too spicy for you?

>> No.13292473

>>13287060
this is what happens when you don't eat all the eggs, it breaks you

>> No.13292492

>>13286899
>>13286903
>>13286927
>>13286930
>>13286934
>>13286939
>>13286941
>>13286945
>>13286969
>>13286982
>>13286986
>>13286987
>>13286997
>>13287000
>>13287004
>>13287010
>>13287011
>>13287042
there are videos called "pornography" i think you'd really like bro

>> No.13292647

>>13280809
Reminds me of Trailer Park Boys

>> No.13292659

>>13284481
Anus steak brought to you by Hot Kinky Jo.

>> No.13292687

>>13284911
I blame women for this abomination.

>> No.13292734

>>13292492
i only like food

>> No.13292739

>>13280809
americans...

>> No.13292741

>>13280727
im actually gay and the guy on the right is 20x more attractive than the faggot on the left

>> No.13292767

>>13288744
kys

>> No.13292773

>>13286899
I need an asian mommy gf

>> No.13292781

>>13286899
dayum that corn be real good

>> No.13292802

>>13284911
if you pause it at :55 it looks like a tranny pissing blood

>> No.13292814

>>13292773
We all want that, buddy. Easier said than done.

>> No.13293058

>>13284431
lift strong snibber!

>> No.13293079

>>13283059
Live hornets! We smush them right into dough!

>> No.13293142 [DELETED] 
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13293142

>>13284911
>2 cups sugar
>block of cheese
>butter
>meme chips
>more butter
do americans really?

>> No.13293156

>>13286899
sauce?

>> No.13293161

>>13284492
How does he get out?

>> No.13293181

>>13293156
Loving the fruit of the land. Mature goddess goes to farmers market 7!

>> No.13293197

>>13290257
Im not allowed to eat the skins, Dee. IM NOT ALLOWED

>> No.13293199
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13293199

>>13286927
>>13287004
>>13287010

>> No.13293204
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13293204

>> No.13293210

>>13286899
Source?

>> No.13293218

>>13280727
Can someone link me the video of the animal on the right?

>> No.13293243

>>13293181
cant find it, you dont happen to have the moonrunes or code do you?

>> No.13293256

>>13283359
>tfw no swarthy M*doid gf to fill with my Germanic BVLL seed

>> No.13293694

>>13284486
Based Kenji

>> No.13293755
File: 701 KB, 720x404, Champagne Blowjob.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13293755

Here's one hot off the presses

>> No.13293787
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13293787

>>13280727

>> No.13293802

>>13293787
>africa population
>food & cooking
What's the correlation?

>> No.13293858

>>13293755
which is more cringy, this stupid bitch trying to be sexy and wasting champagne, or you for posting this dumb shit thinking it was cooking related?

>> No.13293879
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13293879

>>13293858
>not knowing that champagne is an integral part of food and cooking
The only thing cringe is your virgin ass being angry because no woman will ever suck your tiny peepee

>> No.13293892

>>13293755
Women are not people

>> No.13293951

>>13282505
Should've used a piping bag for maximum heart attack

>> No.13293962
File: 2.91 MB, 600x336, princess of egg palace.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13293962

>>13283339

>> No.13293974

>>13280790
fpbp

>> No.13293986

>>13284431
lift strong snibber!

>> No.13294004

>>13293962
cute

>> No.13294149

>>13293755
https://old.vocaroo.com/i/s1k5N2N3GV4o?fbclid=IwAR08oNAlxL7IOP9DG8-jJzqtr1C2DNRloXc4UK6HRFVzM3RJee-sPVOPQhs

>> No.13294155

>>13293802
Chinks moving to colonize Africa and eat the nigs

>> No.13294253
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13294253

>>13283059

>> No.13294371

>>13284431
lift strong snibber!

>> No.13294421

>>13282505
who says contemporary art is terrible

>> No.13294435

>>13284492
i really want this guy to be descended from a long line of ottoman ice cream men

>> No.13294590

>>13294435
>He doesn't know about the secret society of ottoman ice cream me

>> No.13294729

>>13286823
I seriously cant tell if this guys a giant midget or not. It's making my head hurt

>> No.13294770

>>13284431
¡lift strong snibber!

>> No.13294818

>>13284431
lift strong snibber!

>> No.13294838

>>13292741
I don't think that matter btw.

>> No.13294849
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13294849

>>13288104
Did the wings evolve from legs, did it ancestors have 8 legs, did bees evolve from spiders?

>> No.13295045

>>13288744
lmao xo

>> No.13295073

>>13284431
lift strong snibber!

>> No.13295081
File: 1.80 MB, 640x640, my gf.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13295081

>>13286982
my gf

>> No.13295106

>>13293962
Cute!

>> No.13295120
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13295120

>>13295081
no one drink that shit out of enjoyment merely for vanity

>> No.13295237
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13295237

>>13283059
Thank goodness he's using gloves. Wouldn't want anything unsanitary to happen with the food.

>> No.13295453

>>13284431
lift strong snibber!!!

>> No.13295460

>>13284481
surely you need more oil than that

>> No.13295563
File: 1.80 MB, 500x209, 1508094915342.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13295563

>>13292802

>> No.13295575
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13295575

>> No.13295658

>>13286961
>>13286970
>>13288174
>>13283339
Just a reminder that I started the "how does he get out" meme before it was a meme. I genuinely was concerned on how he would get out surrounded by so many eggs, half jokingly half series. And then people started repeating it over and over again.

>> No.13295664

>>13283359
i already planned to drink today, but i guess i can go ahead and start now.

>> No.13295672

>>13295575
His look makes it seem like he hates his life

>> No.13295679

>>13286982

I'd fill her with my cum

>> No.13295700

>>13293879
>still using virgin as an insult
Get with the times, boyo. It's perfectly normal to be a 30 year old virgo

>> No.13295827

>>13280809
much better with sound

>> No.13295828
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13295828

>>13293879
god i wish that were me

>> No.13295842

>>13288749
Meh, I like the egg video. Do YOU know how the guy gets out?

>> No.13295856

>>13281029
can you please just eat with a fork you stupid disgusting cow?

>> No.13295870

>>13283359
Why even post it when nothing interesting happens? Stupid fuck.

>> No.13295874
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13295874

>>13295842

>> No.13295942

>>13286823
It's a pickled goat cheese called motal that's wrapped in goat or sheep skin.

>> No.13296005

>>13289995
>i love fried chicken more than a nigger
kek

>> No.13296010

>>13284431
lift strong snibber!

>> No.13296015

>>13284431
lift strong snibber!

>> No.13296036

>>13284500
And then the bear murdered them all.

>> No.13296805

>>13295120
i drank it when i was a fat fuck trying to quit soda, it was a good midpoint between sugary drinks and water.

>> No.13297218

>>13284431
Lift strong snibber!

>> No.13297235

>>13284431
lift strong snibber!

>> No.13297254

>>13284431
lift strong snibber

>> No.13297264

>rabbi problems

>> No.13297277

>>13292741

Then what about Joeys World Tour?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BX0K5IfPMOA

>> No.13297354

>>13284431
lift strong snibber!

>> No.13297976

>>13284431
AWAKEN MY SNIBBERS

>> No.13297997

>>13284431
Life strong snibber!

>> No.13298041
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13298041

>>13293197
My man!

>> No.13298059
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13298059

>>13282505
>>13284911
Is this all cooking videos are today? How many gross things you can put in one dish for likes?

>> No.13298197

>>13284431
lift strong snibber

>> No.13298242

>>13283339
where does he get off?

>> No.13298252

>>13298059
The people who grew up watching Epic Meal Time are now food journalists.

>> No.13298258

>>13298059
That's a lifetime worth of calories.

>> No.13298268

>>13283347
women belong in the kitchen but what do you do if they can't cook for shit?

>> No.13298285

>>13298258
You're a lifetime worth of gayness.

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13298294

>>13283339
Il bet those are free range delicious eggs

>> No.13298304

>>13284431
lift strong snibber

>> No.13298311

>>13293879
nice filename

>> No.13298472

Does anyone have the food blogger copypasta?
the one about going out with the girls and her husband having sex with their daughter?

>> No.13298497

>>13284431
lift strong snibber!

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>> No.13298619

>>13284431
lift strong snibber!

>> No.13298626

>>13284481
>prolapsed_angus.webm

>> No.13298652

>>13284618
yes sling apple peels all over the room and walls, very fast and efficient

>> No.13298670

>>13284431
Good spotting human.

>> No.13298672

>>13296036
The bear is a family friend.

>> No.13298697

>>13295575
that facial reaction at the end could be its own webm by itself

>> No.13298707

>>13295658
how's it feel?

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13298710

>>13295828
that retrieval was a two handed job, what a fucking knucklehead mcnincompoop

>> No.13298717

anyone have the webm in the op of the guy devouring food but just by itself?

>> No.13298718

>>13284431
LIFT STRONG SNIBBER

>> No.13298729

>>13295658
Fuck you, prove it

>> No.13298732

>>13283339
how does he get out without breaking the eggs?

>> No.13298739

>>13284431
lift strong snibber!

>> No.13298745

>>13293962
with raw bacon one can conquer the world

>> No.13298753

>>13284431
lift strong snibber

>> No.13298754

>>13284911
>lets play with food im so fuunyay llelelelelelelelelelelelelelel
kill your fucking self

>> No.13298823

>>13284492
i woulda punched him and took my ice cream

>> No.13298852

>>13286939
>"Haha look at me! I'm so different and quirky! I'm not like the other girls haha"

>> No.13298873

>>13284431
>lift strong snibber!

>> No.13298878

>>13284431
lift strong snibber

>> No.13298883

Does anyone have the webm of the soul kween pouring the sugar on the yams? Saw it on /pol/ yesterday

>> No.13298895

>>13298599
Proof that people are only here for the eggs

>> No.13298913

>>13298717
have you tried a fast food thread, or >>>/wsr/?

>> No.13298975

>>13287766
I like that history channel butchering competition show, pretty interesting

>> No.13299018

>>13284431
lift strong snibber!

>> No.13299074

>>13284734
you know you can eat shit, right?

>> No.13299321

>>13286927
>paused midway

cringe and womanpilled

>> No.13299328
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13299328

>>13284431
lift strong snubber!

>> No.13299344

>>13286986
You can tell she's not a real competitive eater by the fact that she keeps the lids/straws on.

>> No.13299398

>>13280813
Babies are retarded lol

>> No.13299418

>>13284431
lift strong snibber!

>> No.13299616

>>13284431
lift strong snibber!

>> No.13299782

>>13284752
now this is quality food lads.

>> No.13299806

>>13284431
lift strong snibber!

>> No.13299889

>>13288719
well, she is a real rebel, after all

>> No.13299915

>>13290267
edgelords are the same the world over

>> No.13299979

>>13284431
Lift strong nigger

>> No.13299986
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13299986

>>13293199
I'd wife that klutz.

>> No.13300007

>>13286903
Greta thün(((berg))) before jews?

>> No.13300009
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13300009

>>13284618
I bet that asshole cuts the crust off of bread slices.

>> No.13300355

>>13284431
lift strong snibber!

>> No.13300493

>>13295658

good give me your address so i can get out by breaking your fucking spine unfunny cunt