/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13278857
it stays in the oven, at least.

>>13278857
A lot of it is borrowed from other cultures/nations the Jewish people lived with, so it's not quite right calling it "Jewish" food. Cholent is about the only truly Jewish dish. My experience with it is few and wasn't particularly positive, though I'm told it can be incredible if done right.
Other than fishy dishes, I'm quite fond of what's traditionally served on holiday meals. Matzo balls are a good addition to a good soup.
t. jew

>>13278877
r u single?

my matzos are a bit overdone

>>13278862
>>13278920
Go shit up your containment board
>>>/pol/

>>13278857
Latkes and apple sauce r bomb

>>13278982
Don't pretend you're better than us. To the world, all 4channers are nazis.

>>13279008
>Don't pretend you're better than us
I am because I don't bring up politics and racism everywhere.

Potato knishes
Potato knishes
I love potato knishes

>>13278909
I know these McD terminals and people's reactions to it online are justified. Kosher McD restaurants are a minority in Israel. Most are not kosher. Other than not being able to add cheese to your burgers, kosher locations only force you to split your order between meat and dairy, but they will NOT prevent you from actually ordering the conflicting dishes in one sitting. There is no kosher police, and the employees won't stop you from ordering an ice cream after having a hamburger.
At most you'll have two separate terminals, one for main meat dishes and one for dairies and desserts, and you'll pick your stuff up from two sides of the counter.

>>13278857
It's great when done right. It's like eastern European fusion food.
It seems like any big American city will have at least 1 good Jewish, New York deli.

>latkes where applesauce is an actual sauce

I feel like it's mostly basically Mediterranean

>>13278862
Get this vile fucking anti-semitism off my board. Mods do your jobs and ban these fucksticks.

Irl you need drug out and the street and executed

lox is godtier

>>13278857
>Cue assblasted Arabs whining about the Jews stealing their recipes

>>13279047
The magic and the mystery

>Get this vile fucking anti-semitism off my board. Mods do your jobs and ban these fucksticks.
>Irl you need drug out and the street and executed

I prefer a hearty meal of Original Crispy Chicken Tenders at the 99 Restaurant, where I have 99 reasons to always come back for more!

>>13279185
It's lazy comedy you dumb faggot.
>mention anything jewish
>HEY GUYS REMEMBER THE HOLOCAUST? MORE LIKE HOLOHOAX LMAO. HITLER GUYS, GET IT? BECAUSE JEWS. ASHES GUYS, OVENS, GAS CHAMBERS, NAZIS. AM I A COMEDY GENIUS YET?
fuck off back to r/dankmemes you 13 year old fuck. get some new material.

>>13279023
Nigga fuck jews tho. I can ignore all other racial problems.

>>13279220
>New material
>On 4chan
>The place where people have been making wojak and pepe variants for what feels like 10 years now

>>13278857
>What do you think of Jewish food? Some of it seems interesting.
I'm not jewish, but I grew up in Miami, and nearly all of the jewish deli/diner food is god tier comfy. I've been eating this kind of food all of my life as if it were my culture too. It's several cultures at once, however. I make latkes at my house about 5x a year, a cross between the matzo meal and fresh grated potatoes, and served with sour cream (not apple sauce which is weird to me).
A really delicious fall apart corned beef is probably something I make about 3x/year, but find a great local source for lovingly smoked and tender pastrami and you're going to keep going back there.
I'll buy chicken liver, and made chopped liver.
Romanian steak? Well, they sell Peter Luger steak marinade at Publix (near the meat), and baste some skirt steak for the grill with that, and it's instensely balanced flavor that is utterly craveable savory, and crispy and soft textures all at once from those ribbons of fat.
In my pressure cooker, I'll throw in a whole cut up chicken right from my freezer, with onions, celery, carrot, garlic, parsley, and in 30 minutes, it's done, defatted and ready to simmer matzo balls from the box. Sprinkle of dill to serve, and some reheated frozen rolls, or challahand butter if I did shop, but it's my go to "I'm sick" pantry meal. Fancy time + planning, I'll pinch together some kreplach.
Of course NY style cheesecake (ricotta and cream cheese springform baked style) is the best, with that pillowy grainy but non-greasy moisture, but again if you find a local source, because it's a labor of love to make well, that sour cream layer for tang layer covering the cracks. Heavenly.
And, of course bagels and the rye bread or pumpernickel. A really good bagel source, and stock up on everything that isn't sweet. Something hardly ever sold anymore because it's hydroscopic and has a 2 hour shelf life? A salt bagel. O.M.G. that crunch and texture. The best!

am Israeli jew but grew up a picky eater and not in a religious or traditional family when it came to food, that said:
Sufganiyot - you really can't go wrong, afaik they're not different from regular whole jelly donuts in any way. also Jelly filling and powdered sugar only, these fancy new toppings/fillings can go fuck themselves.
Latkes - essentially hash browns right? really can't go wrong either, the more moisture you extract from the grated potatoes before you fry them the better.
Matzo Ball soup - again it's just chicken soup and dumplings but it's good, when I see youtube recipes or the dish being served in the US they always make this one huge matzo ball which seems funny, we make small ones.
Matzo itself - we did keep kosher in passover (can't eat leavened bread), but I quite like matzo, just a type of cracker that's pretty good with either sweet or savory spreads. Matzo & Nutella is S tier.
Cholent - Shabbat stew, there's a ton of variations but I quite like the one my family makes, just a slow cooked stew (meat and root vegetables), I guess the only special part that non-jews wont know about is the 'Kishke' (yiddish for gut?), essentially a sausage casing that's filled with a mixture of animal fat and flour.

>>13279256
>>13279272

Holy blogposts cancer holy shit

>>13279054
So, yes, you are single?

>>13279277
Gas yourself goyish scum.

>>13279054
>people's reactions to it online are justified.
*unjustified

>>13279278
Unfortunately.

>>13279231
It's always the least creative people complaining like this.

>>13279144
You mean dragged. Some of us nazis save all the ovens for grammatical failures like yourself.

>>13279285
Are you open to dating other men?

>>13279314
No, I'm not a homo

>>13278857
Is milk a stable food for your ((((people)))?

>>13279375
she has amazing tits

>>13279277
Maybe it is time for you to get offline and take a break, or talk to a doctor. Forums are where people type things out re a subject. You're acting like someone who doesn't get it or are having some issues with life.

>>13279400
It’s called an image board, not a novella board you reddit simp

>>13279408
Confirmed for anger issues.

>>13278857
I like a few things.
>potato pancakes
>lox bagels
>matza soup
>grape juice
>sesame seed candy
>halvah
and a few other foods/dishes that I cannot remember right now.
Not Jewish btw.

>>13278857
Even most jews don't like jew food. Gefilte fish is fucking disgusting. Matzo is shitty unleavened bread. Latkes are OK but they're just hash browns under a different name. Bagels are bread with a hole in it.

>>13278857
Jewish food is just German food without pork.

>>13279424
>Bagels are bread with a hole in it.
You're ignorant.

Bagels are great because they're the opposite of "artisan" bread: dense with soft crust. Much better than bread that's full of hole and cuts your mouth when you bite it.

Khazar milkers are kino af

>>13278857
I'm fond of baby foreskin.
Fucking animals.

>>13279416
>>13279400
From where do these passive agressive bitches come from?

>knishes
Great
>bagel with shmear and lox
great
>potato latkes with apple sauce and/or creme fraïche
great

The other shit I can take or leave, some deli food can be exceptional but I've never had a good matzo ball soup

>>13279220
This much seethe can can only Come from a literal Jew. Mazel tov, Moshe!

>>13278857
Bad example. Literally everyone knows how to fry potatoes, this is NOT Jewish.

>>13279272
yeah anon wtf is this lengthy food post in my taiwanese carpet knitting forum
i think reddit is more your speed

>>13279442
Agreed. Flyovers should be gassed

>>13279047
>>13279183
based

>>13278857
I love a good matzoh ball soup or a kugel
This thread makes me wish for my grandma back :(

Gefilte fish!!!
It's so much better than how it looks, It's got a light and creamy/dense consistency. The flavor is also very light, it's not harsh or fishy at all.

what happens if Jews eat cheeseburgers?

>>13278857
Some kosher places really take falafel and shakshuka and pickles and sandwiches to the next level. All is good and proper until they refuse to serve you real milk with your coffee, or close for the flippin' sabbath. I wish they would figure out if they want to live in the real world, or continue being ruled by superstition and other nonsense.

>>13281640
we explode duh

>>13278857
This is so good (cholent in English if translation is correct) I die.

>>13278857

chopped chicken liver made New York deli style
got my recipe from a Jewish cookbook

so good
has 3 hard boiled eggs mixed in it so you know you're getting your RDA of cholesterol

>>13281835
https://youtu.be/AHAFMFFQlkI?t=25

Ancient Israelite food consisted of lamb, herbs, nuts and legumes. Pretty much like Lebanese food. Modern Jewish food is a culmination of that combined with food from other nations where Jews have lived.

>>13278857
latkes are fucking delicious, yeah

>>13281922
>where Jews have lived.

or where they are living now

>>13279047
Little black squash balls too

potatoes don't grow in middle east.

/thread

potatoe pancakes aren't Jewish

>>13279375
No, only white people can drink milk. Khazar Milkers produce the serum of satan.

>>13282266
Except Jews have lived all over Europe and have a lot of European/Yiddish cuisine. There are a lot of foods you can call Jewish that have obvious roots in other places. It doesn't change the fact that there are such things as Jewish delis and sadar dinners that are usually very good.

>>13282167
great hummus, they use enough tahini to make it legit

>>13278857

Loads of it was taken from the Belarus, Poland, Ukraine, Latvia, Lithuania, Prussia and Germany and Russia and converted into a heritage (and marketed in the the post-war US as "jewish")

But the middle-east stuff variations are legit.

As a Polack i don't care about some latke's and borstch because i haw Placki and Barszcz.

It's all stolen.

I had a Jewish girlfriend in college; her pussy tasted great. She wouldn't let me pork her, though.

>>13278877
That's like saying there is no such thing as italian food since so much of it was developed after they discovered the Americas and could take from Spanish cuisine.

There being no place on the west coast to get decent matzah ball soup is a crime.

>>13283431
There is/was a decent kosher restaurant in Las Vegas that used to have good match ball soup, but it's in the fucking ghetto.

>>13283279
Kartoffelpuffer mit apfelsauce. Wait a minute...

>>13278857
I've gone to a couple of jewish cuisine places. It was fine, but the decor was so "hip and trendy" it was annoying on a physical level just to be inside.

Food was fine. Hummus was dandy but lacked a memorable punch.

>>13281602
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uD9EZuGEaKs
So that's how you fuckin spell it...

>>13279375
dem khazar milkers

>>13283719
>RABBI JACOB
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KFDUxsr8AY

>>13283642
Spell it like you say it.

>>13279375
>>13282349
Weird. Living in Israel, I can only remember one person who I knew having lactose intolerance. American Jews are strange creatures...

>>13278909
lol

>>13279365
Ok, in that case I hereby identify as female. What's your skype?

>>13282398
So they stole their culture. Huh.

>>13278857
I greatly enjoy jewish deli foods. I hate jewish people more then anything on this earth however.

>>13281835
Oh god yes

>>13279256
I'm sorry but you have a problem if you're writing a post this gay

>>13278857
applesauce don't go with hashbrowns you faggot

>>13283426
no, it's more like saying baklava isn't greek, it's turkish, even though both greeks and turks make baklava.
what a retarded post you made, honestly

>>13279220
>>HEY GUYS REMEMBER THE HOLOCAUST? MORE LIKE HOLOHOAX LMAO. HITLER GUYS, GET IT? BECAUSE JEWS. ASHES GUYS, OVENS, GAS CHAMBERS, NAZIS. AM I A COMEDY GENIUS YET?
lol, that's actually pretty funny

>>13284173
And we hate you
it's a perfect relationship

>>13278857
only from the oven

>>13278857
It isn't pork.

>>13279375
Why he fuck does my kosher Bessie have Michael Phelps shoulders? Wtf was she always kike this?

>>13279231
>being this new

>>13278857
>what do you think of jewish food
kikes are shit and I would rather not eat a single bite than give them a single shekle, however, I am fully in line with that kike Giles Coren, a lot of Jewish food is supposed to be awful and anyone who kvetches otherwise is an emberassment to jewish people everywhere.

>>13279023
>I dont bring up racism everywhere
thats because you're part of the problem

>>13286369
>>13286366
>the anime posting /pol/fag joins the thread

>>13286378
>not enjoying entertainment by (((giles coren)))
salty jewish gefelterfish fag detected. back in time for dinner is amazing and the main jewish lead is basically nigels thornberry.

>>13278857
There's different kinds depending where they came from and what kind they are. Nothing wrong with any of it desu

>>13279054
So, no big deal.
I like how in some muslim countries there's a single men side of restaurants and a family side. It's much more comfortable for everyone.

>>13278857
I had a jewish friend when I was a kid who's mom made latkes.
They're greasy but really good.

>>13279256
Good post, pour it all out anon. You're making the next jew food thread.

>>13283412
>”pork” her