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13277601 No.13277601 [Reply] [Original]

So my wife went and got a big ass turkey breast. Wtf am I supposed to do with that. My plan was to brine a small turkey but she fucking came back with this. Halp.

>> No.13277611

>>13277601
Your wife wanted a real Thanksgiving.

>> No.13277613

>>13277601
It's still at the market, asshat!

>> No.13277616

>>13277601
cook it you cuck

>> No.13277625

>>13277601
Dry brine it. That's what I'm doing with my white/dark meat boneless turkey.
It's faster, much less of a pain, and doesn't take up a ton of space like regular brining.
Then cook to directions on the package in the oven.

>> No.13277626

>>13277601
I gave your wife the ol' big turkey last nite lmao

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13277628

>>13277601
You better fucking cook it or I'm porkin your wife and assuming role as father.

>> No.13277630

Hit her in the head with it. Why just the breast. It's too dry.

>> No.13277635

>>13277613
First time on 4chan?
He found a pic instead of taking one you dunce

>> No.13278053

>>13277625
what a re you using for a dry brine. method? i haven't even taken this small bitch out the freezer yet. but i'll make do.