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13267423 No.13267423 [Reply] [Original]

>wife asks what we should have for dinner
>I suggest steak
>"We don't have any, and it's too expensive"
>wife spends $50 on a small ass piece of fucking disgusting steak that wouldn't even feed a fucking cat from some redneck down the street to get a frozen steak in a bag full of cow blood
>could just spend $6 on a fresh steak at the grocery store and it taste a lot better but dumbass wife thinks "organic" steak is worth the $50
I just want a fucking steak that doesn't taste like it came out of the fucking trash in a hospital where they keep dead fetuses

>> No.13267443

>>13267423
Stop being poor

>> No.13267445

Frogposting should be a bananable offence.

>> No.13267493

>>13267423
You need to straighten her out.
Insist that an equal amount of money be spent on one of your crazy beliefs. If you have none, pick one up.

>> No.13267506

Just buy regular steaks and slap on a homemade “CERTIFIED ORGANIC” sticker. Wa la.

>> No.13267507

>>13267423
Go buy the steaks yourself then. Or sit her down and explain. You're a adult, act like one.

>> No.13267518

>>13267423
Sounds like you're the wife in that relationship.

>> No.13267560

>>13267518

>> No.13267591

OP, does your wife fuck you in the ass? Because it seems like she does, you fucking bitch ass pussy.

>> No.13267675

Someone post it

>> No.13267694
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>> No.13268410

>>13267423
another redditor pepe thread

>> No.13268419

>>13267423
There is a reason god gave us men belts anon

>> No.13268997

>>13267445
>offence

>> No.13269000

>>13267423
Your wife is fucking the neighbor, sorry to break it to you.

>> No.13269280

>>13267423
kyw

>> No.13269345

>>13267423
Be a fucking man and drive to the grocery store and buy the correct cuts of steak you fucking beta cuck manchild. Kys.

>> No.13269541
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13269541

Why didn’t you go here, dumbshit?

>> No.13269553

>mom makes me dinner
>wake up next morning nauseous and shitting liquid

The one person I could trust...although the 300mg of mdma over the weekend could have been a factor too

>> No.13269562

>be pitiful and poor with a dead marriage
>have some retarded irrelevant poor people's problem that only increases the sexlessness in the marriage
>post it on 4chan while waiting for the working day to be over to get validation from similar losers
Sad life

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>>13267445
>bananable offence

>> No.13269736
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13269736

fuck off boomer

>> No.13269738

>>13269541
imo, Costco has better prime beef than my local butcher, that charges 2x the price.

I fucking love costco steaks.

>> No.13269772

>>13269738
costco has spiral ham that just tastes divine too

>> No.13269975

Wtf you could get better organic steak from a real butcher and for cheaper, at a farmers market or something.

>> No.13270021

>>13267506
This guy sexes

Stop being a fucking whiny retard OP and do this.

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Right now I'm eating an entire squash for dinner, with some bread.

really good stuff.

>> No.13270053

Stop being a professional victim and do it yourself, you lazy faggot.

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>>13267445
>bananable offence

>> No.13270479

>>13267423
I don’t even understand this post, so your wife says steak is expensive but she’s buying shitty small steaks from your neighbor for exorbitant prices?

Is she fucking your neighbor? Is she paying your neighbor to fuck her? Is she just actually retarded? Are you even eating beef?

>> No.13270518

>>13267445
>bananable
I really, really like this post.

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>>13268997
>>13267445
>>13269733
>>13270518
>>13270447

>> No.13270989

>>13270972
I really really really like this picture

>> No.13271809

>>13269541
Costco has great steaks for cheaper than the butcher

>> No.13271904

>>13270989
I don't like it, I think it's disgusting

>> No.13273701

>>13269736
more of these comics?

>> No.13273703

>>13270989
I really really really like this proto-meme

>> No.13273722

>>13267423
>shit that never happened

Fuck off, frogposting retard.

>> No.13273793

>>13267423
>wife