/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Why must you remind me of that video?

>>13250944

Good morning.

I've had the legs before.
Kind of like my least favorite parts of rabbit and chicken with a fishy stink.
Disappointing.

>>13250944
Gu Afta'known

>>13250944
>cuh-lick

>>13250944
>that moment when she closes her eyes for the last time
G-good night froggo... :(

r i p frogger keep it lit for the cousin
26 bitches fuck me cuz im hustlin
Beatin' bitches up, cashin' out on a honda
yeah i cash out bitch ask me bout numbers

>>13251417
Disgusting.

>>13250944
Is it going to be okay?

>>13253319
Yeah it's just got a bit of a headache. Some aspirin and he'll be good to go!

>>13250944
I’ve had frog a few times. Pretty good pan fried with some chup

>>13253506
Based and chupilled

>>13250944
>the muscles twitching
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>13250944
Fry it just like kfc chicken, it tastes like chicken with a stronger taste and the texture is a bit closer to steak.

>>13251448
based and freshpilled

>>13253602
damn really I never had frog before but that sounds amazing

Yes. Growing up in the south I had a lot of bullfrog. More tender than chicken but not a lot of meat. Not worth the hassle imo. It's like a chicken wing but 1/4 the meat.

>>13250944
Dubs notwithstanding, this is frogged up.

>>13250944
It was more humane that that OTHER frog video but still made me sad. Obviously 'this is where food comes from' (Unless you are one of those vegan moonbats.) and it does demonstrate that. That being said I would be a shitty farmer. :(

>>13250944
Frog is really fucking good. No joke tastes like chicken but with a slightly more pork like texture.

>>13250944
Frog is very good. Like creamy chicken. Personally prefer lizard TBQH. Less creamy and more like fish/chicken cross in texture.

Have you tried sea cucumber? Best deep fried strips you'll ever have.

>>13250944
I do like frog but it's not my favorite reptile. I grew up in the south GA swamp and ate frog snake and gator pretty regularly. Gator is my favorite. Want to know the best way to cook reptile? Marinate overnight in a mix of teriyaki and pickled jalapeno. For every bottle of teriyaki (the loose watery kind, not the thick stuff) add one jar of jalapeno with juice. If you're working with smaller pieces like in that video put on skewers with vegetables and make kabobs then grill basting with butter as you go. Like i said though, gator is the best

>>13255040
>not my favorite reptile
>reptile


American education

>>13255126
Amphibian/reptile semantics aside, you're a dick. Kys yourself. Obsessed. Seething. Whatever meme you'd prefer.

>>13255142
Dude, you got btfo on your swamp rat larp, just relax.

Wow fuck the French.

>>13250964
I mean, that'd be pretty unpleasant, but it still wouldn't be as bad as being a wagecuck to be honest with you family.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOkQJm_UGM4
Just watching this video again almost gave me a panic attack until I pulled my social security check out and focused on that for a few seconds as a mental palate cleanser.

>>13250944
this is objectively the best way to prepare frog

Literally just had frog last night
Battered and fried, also soup with fermented bean paste

Isn't boiling the best way tô kill then?

>>13255142
yeah man..frog/human same shit right? both got a spine

>>13255460
>Isn't boiling the best way tô kill then?
It's traditional for Asians to torture animals before they eat them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIFxNsMrFFE

>>13255488

This, but unironically.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_NW2A9D-tw

>>13250944
Boy, i live right by the frog capital of the world Rayne, Louisiana. You're damn right i've eaten frog.

>>13250944
>tfw vegan

Feels good to not eat frogs like a disgusting subhuman

>>13250944
>this kills the french

>>13250944
AHH YES JIRO THAT LOOKS SO GOOD JIRO

>>13255477
You should play EDF5.

>>13250944
>That tiny squeak of anger/pain as he finishes him with a knife to the brain
Intense

>>13255929
asians don't fuck around with this shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cyFTrt4gdQ

>>13255460
>>13255488
>>13255516
>subhumans are subhuman
I understand why they need to prep the fugu as fresh as possible but slaughtering the frog while its still alive and then placing it on the plate facing you blinking while you eat it is abit much, That sounds like something a wild animal would do. If you're gunna eat it the least you can do as the smartest predator on the planet is kill it quickly and painlessly first. Asians are missing something.

>>13256167
>Asians are missing something.

Yeah, souls.

>>13256524
nuh uh

>>13250944
YOU THROW THEM AT PHARAOH, LET MY PEOPLE GO! GOD BLESS THE HOLY FATHER, AND THE HOLY SPIRIT!

>>13250944
good night frogger :(

>>13250944
X( i didn't want to see that

The fuck is that chefs problem? Why is he having such a fucking hard time skinning and preparing a simple frog?
What a retard.

>>13250944
NOOOO NOT THE FROGGO NOT THE GOOD BOI HOPPO SAVE MY RIBBETY JUMPO DON'T STAB MY BIG BOI TADDO

>>13257397
He says it's his first time in the video

deep fried frog legs are pretty good

>>13257250
My peenus week is of course :)

>>13257420
lmao, no wonder he's so shit

>>13250944
had sichuanese frog "hotpot" (not cooking in boiling soup type) in china. didn't enjoy it at all. it was like a very nasty combination of fish and poultry.

>>13250944
this is why asians are known for having a low EQ

>>13257615
Why? That's just how you kill them. Americans often just stomp the fuckers.

>>13257664
>Americans often just stomp the fuckers.
only the ones with a mental condition

>>13257668
It's that or just smash them against a flat surface or gig them which is basically what is in the webm. Are you a child or something? Animals don't just magically turn into meat.

>>13250944
I've had frog legs. It was a tasty dish but I probably won't try it again anyway because it's honestly not that interesting.

>>13254443
pussy

>>13255142
You mad lmao

>>13257702
It's not great and while you can eat more than the legs it's not worth the effort. I'd eat them if someone else did the work.

>>13257674
>Animals don't just magically turn into meat
>killing animals to get meat
Barbarian. I buy my steak at Walmart and not at a butchers.

>all these angry posts about killing a frog in a cooking video
>typical americans not understanding that food comes from animals
You have to kill things to eat them, guys.

>>13257764
Hilarious considering American's eat the most frog

>>13257705
edgelord

>>13250944
>this kills the frog

>>13257764

Nah, vegans don't speak for Americans, they're widely considered insufferable hipsters and to be frank most of them look like unhealthy ghouls because they don't know how to do it right. Sometimes I think the lack of vitamin B is affecting their brain because for people who don't want to eat animals they're shockingly aggressive about it.

What actually pisses us off is chinks eating or cooking things alive. Am I allowed to post the webms of chinks boiling dogs and mice and ripping their skin off while they're still alive? Or the chink chasing a half burned cow around with a blow torch? Probably not. Also don't get me started on "halaal", it's hilarious to see a bunch of hipsters say they prefer exsanguinated animals who died a painful, protracted death in some magical cleanliness ritual because they want to suck SJW dick.

>>13257898
Could you post it on /gif/ and link the post here? I'm curious about watching those webms you mentioned.

>>13257898
I find it interesting how inbred racists from kentucky think cutting an animal's throat is degenerate barbarism while shooting an animal from a distance and hitting it in the kneecap and then chasing it for hours as it bleeds out is humane and manly

>>13250944
Bony soft white meat like chicken or rabbit. Best in flavorful sauces. I had mine from a Chinese restaurant in a dark delicious black bean sauce,

>>13257898
>lack of vitamin B
Retard.

>>13257955
Yes, because every hunter thinks that hitting a deer in the kneecap is humane. Great insight.

>>13257955
>kneecap
That's not usually the issue. The issue is they gut shoot them which leaves almost no blood trail, and being the beer swilling fatasses they are, they give up looking for it after 15 minutes so it dies a long suffering death.

>>13257909

http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1574516204861.webm

http://is2.4chan.org/gif/1574516246377.webm

Looks like I forgot to save the cow one, /gif/ has China threads sometimes though and I think that's where I found it originally.

>>13257955

First off, damn it, this is why an AR-15 *is* for hunting, it gives you 1-2 more chances and is actually super fucking good for this exact reason. Anyway, you're not supposed to miss, nobody actually WANTS to miss. Chases are punishing and if you try to move too fast you could fall into a slot canyon or something equally deadly/painful. Really the way to avoid this is to not take stupid shots.

Also since black rifles scare you because you're a dirty euro, here, have aimbot in real life because clearly Americans weren't deadly enough.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pmteh_NChOQ

>>13258025
>AR-15 is good for hunting
Absolute retard.

>>13255516
That hellraiser wink.

>>13251408
Yeah the eyes closing made me feel sad.

>>13250944
dumb frogposter

>>13250944
I don't think mine was cooked properly because it was rubbery, like poorly cooked octopus.

surely the frog was dead when his brain was cut in half and his head cut off.
I don't know why you're all so squeamish.

>>13251408

>>13258376
frog boys have eggs

>>13256167
Asians are NPCs. They are the human equivalent of filler.

>>13250944
I occasionally order it from Asian restaurants. Usually it's in some kind of garlic butter sauce.

>>13250944
Yes, but only legs.
They tasted pretty nice but I can't imagine the preparation and price would ever be worth it for just those scrawny legs. If more pieces of meat could be used (can they?) I wouldn't mind learning how to prep it myself tho.

>>13255547
Great statue.
Love it when places own their specialty with loud pride.

>>13258055
..? Nothing wrong with an AR15 for hunting. Depends on what you're hunting.

Why do you think an AR-15 would generally suck for hunting?

>>13257898
is halal so bad?
with no blood to the brain the animal would lose consciousness fast
it is a reasonable death

>>13256167
>slaughtering the frog while its still alive
when else would you slaughter it retard

>>13258510
I thought 5.56 was designed to maim not kill?

>>13250944
video source?

>>13255420
jesus christ

>>13259124
After you kill it, barbaric retard

>>13255420
Worst video I've ever seen.

yeah a couple times. fried frog legs taste like a really salty chicken. theyre ok

>>13256167
They consider it fresh only if the creature is still alive. If it dies, the dish is ruined.

>>13257764
>there's no other way to get meat than to pin this animal down and cut off every nonvital body part before finally having no choice but to finally kill it to get at its brains!
Bugperson detected. Deploying missiles.

>>13254443

If the cook was white they would have used a sharper knife and dispatched the frog instantly instead of that messy botched bullshit

>>13258465
It's videos like these and the overwhelmingy hopeless feeling that this is the norm in China that comforts me when I see things like clips of catastrophic elevator/escalator failures. Surely creatures so incapable of empathy feel no pain of their own.

>>13250944
A frog saved my life once, I could never eat such a cherished species.

>>13250944
>This kills the frog poster

>>13262793
How did it save you?

>>13250964
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>>13257615
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>>13258465
here we go again, emotionally charged meatcucks
either go vegan or stop complaining about this shit

>>13258510
shut the fuck up nogun

>>13262851
Seriously these pussies are something else. And they probably eat veal which involves torturing a baby animal for its entire fucking life.

But they get all bent out of shape over some fucking frog or a fish.

>>13259132
The jacketed stuff is.
Hunting with military ammunition is fucking stupid.

Not enough meat for the hassle, but deep fried it's decent enough.

>>13262851
2nded

The Chinese literally call it McChicken

>>13262851
Shut the fuck up you faggot, there is literally no reason to make a frog watch you eat it, sure it prob doesn't even know whats going on, but we are supposed to be civilized and separate from wild animals, chinks clearly are not.

>>13262817
I was on the edge about to pull the trigger and this frog leapt up to my hand out of nowhere and put its little amphibian hand behind the trigger so I couldn't pull it back, It then looked deeply into my eyes, deep into my soul and I knew I could no longer kill myself and it happily bounced away, Off to help someone else in need I would imagine.

>>13263258
ok, why is it wrong to do what the guy did in that webm?

>>13250944
I had frog legs. Not bad, not great. Wouldn’t go out of my way to eat them again.

>>13258025
So in other words it's cool to treat a long protracted violent death as sport (the killer is the REAL victim) if you're a white evangelical redneck from Kentucky, but if you're an urban Jew or Muslim it's degenerate barbarism to kill your food as quickly as was technologically possible for most of human history

didnt know frog had anything worth eating that wasnt legs.

>>13263349
Of course. Youre arguing with a pollack, theyre literal imbeciles and incels, what do you expect?

>>13263485
I'm a fascist and I'm vegan animal rights activist

>>13263349
Honestly can't tell if bait.

>>13263493
You dont even know what fascism means.

>>13262851
Kys.

>>13262851
based. This really upset the meatcucks it seems

>>13263493
It's called Eco-Fascism:

Ecofascism is a theoretical political model in which an authoritarian government would require individuals to sacrifice their own interests to the "organic whole of nature".

>>13263537
Eco-Fascism

>>13262851
There's killing something for food and then there is being a soulless bugman.

>Up for three days
Looks like some ungabungas are now janitors, fucking savages

>>13263599
>you can only torture an animal in my preferred way

>>13263697
exactly

>>13263697
Yes.

>>13262817
I am deadly allergic to bees, once when I was a kid a large bumblebee was coming right at me and doing that thing where it bumps into you a bunch of times before stinging. I was scared and froze up in fear, thinking I was going to die to a mere insect before my balls had even dropped. Then a frog who happened to be close by leapt over and shot its tongue out at lightning speed, ripping the bumblebee out of thin air and crushing it to death in its mouth as it fed. I decided then and there that this was my guardian animal, and I would never consider them as being mere livestock.

>>13263817
based

>>13263322
Unnecessary suffering for the frog in the preparation. Not to mention its body being splayed out on the plate with its head still blinking like some 8 yr old ted bundy pet project.

>>13262851
Shoo shoo Zhang Wei Woo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMVjskBB4w0

>>13264017
>Unnecessary suffering for the frog in the preparation.
what do you mean by unnecessary suffering? he simply killed a frog without any regard for its well being but he made use of it. He cooked it