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yeah, once drank a full bottle of this shit straight.
surprisingly didn't even throw up.

>>13256677
For me, it's Franzia.

anyway, I'm just drinking cheap red square vodka.
any other kind of alcohol turns me into a massive cunt.

>>13256677
if you are going to drink straight rum, a better but still cheap choice is bacardi black

>>13256857
ethanol is ethanol, youre actually just a massive cunt

I recently emptied a bottle of the water clear Captain Morgan's, not my taste. It somehow tasted of spices, it was pretty very weird. I much prefer the Silverstone rum I can buy at ALDI. That tastes exactly like I expect rum to taste and it is half the price too.

>>13257452
My negro
patrician choice

>>13256677
I had a bit of manuka honey mead and a sip of jack daniels. I love the flavors and the warm feeling of alcohol in my mouth, but I highly dislike getting tipsy or drunk. I don't understand why people would do shit like >>13256840 this. What a waste.

>>13258015
Wow you sound like a big faggot

>>13258049
If being a faggot means enjoying my drinks and not chugging it to get as drunk as possible, then it shall be.

>>13256677
Pic related, neat in a big ass cognac glass.

>>13259190
HOT NIKKA WHISKY

>>13259343
Shit's good, son.

I’m drinking some weird army reserve Bhutan thing from 1985 that my dad brought out for my birthday and made me bring home

It’s odd, it’s like all the flavor from it is gone, there are no notes other than whatever wood the barrel was made of. It makes it really easy to drink tho.

>>13259357
Post a picture.

>>13256677
I drink everything straight

>>13259393

>>13259464
100% grain from what I can tell. No wonder it doesn't taste anything but the barrel.

>>13259464
lmao that looks weird as fuck, got any additional information on it?

>>13259470
Good to know
>>13259473
Nah, my dad didn’t remember having it even

>>13259489
Reading more into it, there's supposedly some scottish malt in there, but I wouldn't be surprised if that was put in the barrel with a dropper. It's a bourbon more or less.

FUCK YOU

Who /sour beer/ here?

>>13256677
i drink scotch neat, and i drink gin on ice.

>>13258015
>>13258110
You really do sound like a pretentious fag. Actually go have fun sometime.

It's a $10 bottle of rum. If I want to down it in one go as a party trick and to have some drunk hijinks with friends, I will. If I want to sit down and sip a drink, I will, and I probably won't be adding honey and shit to a cheap bottle of rum and drinking that. You can have fun either way.

>>13259548
Sours are my favorite type of beer.

>>13259552
I drink scotch neat, I drink good rum neat. But I prefer my gin with a good tonic.

>>13259592
I used to not like beer, but then I tried a sour and that was my gateway into other beer. I know drink everything from light lager to imperial stout, but sours will always be my favorites

>>13259614
This is a sour red flanders ale (or something close to that idk)
But it's my favorite sour though. You?

>>13259573
What're you trying to say dude you're making no sense.

What kinf of fucking sadist drinks straight liquor?

>>13259663
I like putting hot sauce inside women's soft spots so they squirm more when I push down on their windpipes. I drink straight whiskey cuz it tastes good and makes me feel woozy.

>>13259663
Those that aren't children and buy liquor that isn't on the bottom shelf.

Ive only ever drank jack daniels whisky but I want to try something new what are some good whiskys?

>>13259721
There is no such thing as bad whiskey, when you're drinking whiskey.

>>13259683
I've found that kids have the best taste when it comes to booze actually.

>>13259721
If your price range is around what JD is, Old Grandad 114. JD is a terrible whiskey btw.

>>13259731
Are you giving alcohol to children, anon?

>>13259750
Nah, I got a shit ton of nieces and nephews so during our family get togethers I watch em and they tell me about their drinking habits. This one smart little brat claims to have drunken several different kinds of gin and honestly her rec was solid as fuck. I didn't start drinking till I was 14 but kids grow up faster nowadays I guess.

>>13259766
Having a childish palate is not considered a good thing, anon.

>>13259721
JD is hardly representative for the world of whisky. It's a boring as hell grain whisky. Try some Islay whisky if you're into smoky peat, try a nip blend if you're into smoother stuff.
US bourbon is the rectified spirits of whisky.

>>13259788
>US bourbon is the rectified spirits of whisky.
You realize that America literally invented whiskey, right?

>>13259798
>whiskey
Yeah, but I'm a whisky drinker. Your sour corn mash shite need not apply. It'll get you drunk, but you'll wish you fucking didn't.

>>13259803
What about our rye whiskey tradition? The US diversified and evolved the whiskey tradition beyond anything those uncreative bastards in Scotland ever did.
>hurr durr there's so much peat in it that it tastes like you're drinking the fucking bog
Oh wow, how "complex". Fuck off with that shit lmao

>>13259833
Go drink your fucking everclear.

>>13259785
Hey man i'm a grown ass man and that little girl knows her gin, all i'm saying.

>>13259848
What were her recommendations? Also sometimes just getting the most expensive liquor ensures it will be good you can't use that as a metric for good taste.

>>13259857
I don't remember everything she said, most of it was about her dance practice and shit but her favorite was Gordon's Pink, though now that I think about it she may have only liked it because it was pink.......
In any case it was really good considering it wasn't like 20 bucks.

>>13259868
>Gordon's Pink
Anon, I.....

>>13259868
>Gordon's Pink
Ok, you're a faggot.

>>13259882
>>13259884
You fags ever even fucking try it? It's good. I mean I don't even care for gin i'm a whiskey guy but fuck off with that shit.

Drinking coconut roman coke. (rum and coke). P good

>>13259891
Dude, it's 37.5% ABV and not at all gin. Want a good gin? Try a Tanqueray no. 10.

>>13259896
>muh alch content
It's literally gin, I dunno what you want from me. You wanna go and insult my nieces booze rec you and her can fight it out, she'll kick your ass.

>>13259891
>You fags ever even fucking try it?
I don't need to. Red dye doesn't belong in alcohol pal.

>>13259904
Do you even understand what role the ethanol content plays in an infused spirit?
You may as well buy "gin essence" from the fucking grocery store and mix in moonshine.

>>13259906
Well if your gunna be an ignorant cunt about it don't bother arguing about it. My fucking niece has a better head on her shoulder than you do. At least she doesn't argue about shit she don't know nothing about.

>>13259917
>My fucking niece has a better head on her shoulder than you do.
Apparently not if Gordon's Pink is her favorite gin lmao

>>13259916
>a clear alcoholic spirit distilled from grain or malt and flavored with juniper berries.
You where saying?
>>13259923
You wanna talk about gin you never even had go ahead but it don't mean anything to me pal.

>>13259928
>flavored with juniper berries
Yeah, there's a bit more than just juniper going around in a bottle of gin, mate.

>>13259929
> a colorless alcoholic beverage made from distilled or redistilled neutral grain spirits flavored with juniper berries and aromatics (such as anise and caraway seeds)
Ok?

>>13259916
Gins are diluted after infusion.

>>13259933
And guess what your 37.5% ABV pink faggot bottle is mixed with to get it down to 37.5?

>>13259940
Yes and no. A good gin is not diluted with water nor made from 96% rectified spirits, but rather distilled at ~47-59% ABV.

>>13259949
Have you tried it?

>>13259951
Yes, and like normal Gordon's, it's boring shit. No wonder a 14 year old girl likes it.

>>13259953
>14
She was 7 when she gave the rec. Gordons is boring, the pink is solid though.

>>13259957
>Taking booze tips from a 7 year old
Your family has bigger issues than your shit taste. My condolences.

>>13259995
You're telling me if a seven year old told you what the best gin was you wouldn't try it out of pure amusement and curiosity? My families issues aside you're more bratty than most of the 6 year olds I babysit.

>>13259744
That stuff is too harsh for a beginner.

>>13260030
>sex is too harsh for a virgin, better use a condom

>>13260030
If you want to get your toes wet, you might as well jump in.

I love the black label. How well does this hold up? Worth the price? Neat or cocktail stuff?

>>13260047
No and neat.

>>13256677
>>13257452
>>13258006
It's all about appleton estate

>>13260048
What's wrong with it?

>>13259663
Ice cubes ruin the taste for me. Or make it worse

>>13260056
Nothing wrong with it, just not worth the price. Generally black labels are a rip-off taste wise but in this case it really shows. You're paying so much more for a taste that is barely above the standard label. But if you're going to put that kind of money down there is no reason to mix it.

>>13260059
Watered down liquor is almost undrinkable. How anyone does it I have no idea and i'll eat almost anything.

>>13260060
Alright I thought so. What's a better option around the $30 price range? I've tried Eagle Rare and liked it.

>>13260075
Are you looking for black label only or just a general 30~ range of whiskey? I'm an Irish man myself, anything in the 30-50 price range with Irish on it will do you well when it comes to whiskey. Though if you can go above that the Japs have some pretty decent stuff going on whiskey wise. Overpriced sure but that coffee grain shit is fun stuff.

>>13260100
>coffee grain
Coffey. It's a still type, it has nothing to do with coffee.

>>13260117
Yeah I know, I was too drunk to check the spelling. My bad.

>>13258015
manuka mead? How was that?

>>13260100
I'm American and pretty sure bourbon is cheaper here. I guess I'm still 'unrefined' because I like the slightly sweet taste from the corn mash. I don't even know where to start with Irish whiskey. I guess anything that isn't too rye heavy or spicy. I wasn't a fan of Old Overholdt because of that.

>>13260139
It is cheaper, Irish is sour sure but the aftertaste is always better.
Look at it like you're a virgin. Every bottle is a delicious ass waiting to get reamed. What looks best? Pick that and keep going till you find what fits you. You're smart enough to figure it out.

>>13256677
I bought some eggnog and rum to make spiked eggnog for Thanksgiving and I'm probably gonna have some tonight

trying to get into Scotch, how did I do?

>>13260177
Drink scotch.

>>13259632
Actually a very based and non-meme traditional Flemish sour. Nice taste

>>13260177
I like a spot of Laphroaig. Your mileage may vary depending on whether you like the smoke or not.

>>13259788
>>13260177
>>13260181

>>13260189
i like peaty so I think I made the right choice

>>13260198
Ay my teeth ain't that bad you cunt.

>>13260199
No two palates are the same anyways. Shop around. Pick what you like.

>>13259632
the only time I ever had this it was like drinking savory balsamic vinegar

utter trash

>>13256677
i drink vodka.

i've tried different rums, scotch, whiskey, etc. but honestly I can always find vodka the cheapest and it gets the job done.

>>13259840
Salty

>>13260405
We can't all have delicate palettes anon, no worries!

>>13260427
>delicate palettes
>booze
You confused mate?

>>13260435
>isn't aware that alcohol is completely defined by notes and hints of subtle flavors
Are YOU confused mate?

>>13258015
When I start drinking I don’t stop drinking until I pass out

>>13256677
Drank a whole bottle once, by mistake (I got too drunk too fast and couldn't stop). Woke up with the most disgusting feeling hangover of my life probably because of the sugar content. Now even a picture of the Captain turns my stomach.

>>13260439
>Getting meme’d on this hard
ngmi unless you disregard the overpriced booze Jew

>>13260439
Bruh are you serious?

>>13260002
Not him but I'd take that recommendation with a grain of salt

>>13260509
Yeah, but you'd take it all the same.

What's it about Lagavulin that makes me like it so much? It's got the weirdest taste, and under any other circumstance the idea of smoked seaweed would throw me off, but it really fucking works.

>>13260464
>>13260472
>t. bottom shelf vodka drinkers
Just trying to get drunk enough to bring you through the day, eh?

>>13260556
No.

>>13260556
yes :)

>>13258015
You can't waste captain Morgans. It is cheap low tier shit designed for the sole purpose of getting drunk on

>>13260512
Whoa big mans got the bants now okay. At least I don't drink 37.5% pink colored 'gin'

>>13260531
Psychosomatic cope over paying that much for a bottle of mediocre booze

>>13260575
It's not bantz. If you take advice you take it. You wanna shit talk a solid gin go ahead, it ain't a chip off my shoulder mate.

>>13260560
Denial
>>13260561
Based

>>13260582
Poor form anon.

>>13260556
t. fancy lad
https://youtu.be/hPGSLiLm43E

>>13260579
I figured it was bants implying I take it up the ass.
I'm just really skeptical that a pink colored gin with less than 40% abv has anything to offer thats all. What does it taste like past juniper?

>>13260602
This whole obsession with the 80 proof mark is just silly. Go try it for yourself, it's literally 20 bucks.

>>13260584
In what way?

>>13260591
lmao thanks anon that was a good chuckle

straight booze is for alchies.
join the comfy club

High-strength Polish lagers

Four roses single barrel also makes one mad bourbon cake

>>13260177
I like laphroaig

>>13260427
Worcestershire sauce that gets you jrunk

>>13258015

>I drink it for the flavor

what the fuck is wrong with you

>>13256677
just discovered hot buttered rum from a soiboy youtube channel I obviously would never admit to watch

third of a cup of rum
three teaspoons of brown cane sugar
big chunk of butter
spices to taste (for me it's cinnamon and allspice)
fill up with boiling water, stir until butter is dissolved, enjoy

already went through half a bottle and feeling pretty comfy
obviously not drinking captain faggot but only the good cheap shit grandma uses for her Christstollen

Almost downed half a bottle tonight

Contemplating breaking up with gf, she just finished a bachelors this summer and moved cities to live with me. I absolutely hate living together and she’s getting on my nerves constantly, but I feel like I’m letting down a lot of people by doing it, and she just got a job offer after trying for 2 months

Do I ride the storm and wait for improvement, set boundaries etc or do I just kick her out? It’s like we have literally nothing in common anymore. Her only hobbies are doing whatever I’m doing.

>>13256677
I went hard last night so I just got a 12 pack of Tecate to stave off the shakes

>>13261315
she's looking to settle down anon
if you aren't ready for that it's better for both of you to break up sooner than later

>>13256677
For me, its Sailor Jerrys

>>13261266
hot butter rum is so fucking comfy it tastes like fall/winter season