/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13244154
What is irn bru suppose to be? Like a scottish coca cola where it's just "coke flavor"?

>>13244165
It's very hard to describe. It tastes like orange. The colour, not the fruit.

>>13244154
Fat, drunk and Scottish is no way to go through life anon.

>>13244154
2 Hot-Dogs and one Burger.
Just a normal Burger,nothing fancy or so. Bun,Beef,Onions, Tomato,Pickles and Ketchup.
Hot Dogs where normal,too.
I dont eat like a fucking Animal thats starving.

>>13244165
Bubblegum with a somewhat bitter quinine taste to it.

3 4x4s, 2 animal fries, 1 regular fries, shake, then we went to norms and I got a steak and eggs meal with hash browns and an extra order of loaded hash browns

At the time I was extremely fit; I also did a few eating challenges and have my name up somewhere

A few times I've gone to three places one after another probably having 3k calories at each. I'm guessing 10k calories in an hour is probably my tops, as we speak I'm about 165 lbs at 12% body fat and can still bust out a few muscle ups so don't be mad at me sedentary fucks

>>13244154
How is 2L of soda only 400 calories?

>>13244154
Damn that looks delicious. So there is something to Scotland beside heroin addiction and teen pregnancy.

>>13244264
Because his calorie counts are fucking retarded.

>>13244237
Why are all the weird flavors just bubblegum and something

>>13244154
How much did you pay for this?

>>13244264
Irn-Bru has half the sugar of coke and pepsi

>>13244335
£10

>>13244344
Wow, that's a killer deal considering how much you get. Canada really needs to get on its munchie box game.

>>13244165
It's made with girders, champ.
>>13244302
Because saying "It tastes like sugar" apparently doesn't count.

>>13244209
Yeah, you need to be angry, as well.

>>13244302
I don't know, but that's what it tastes like. It's very distinct too, like a liquid bazooka joe. This was the US version though so IDK if it's different in Ireland.

>>13244406
He said Scottish. They typically only have three emotions: angry, cheery, and 'solutely rubbered.

>>13244417
>if it's different in Ireland.
>Ireland
>Irn-Bru
Ignoring the absolute gaffe, apparently they changed the colouring products, but any other change to the ingredient list was just a regulations thing for how it needs to be put down. Can't imagine it's too different outside of SCOTLAND.

>>13244154
i'm no doctor but that doesn't seem too healthy

God damn I haven't had irn-bru for so long. I miss it

do you provide it "iron brew" roughly?

>>13244154
I fucking love Irn Bru but I hate the taste of sugary beverages. I want some Diet Irn Bru but my Publix only stocks regular 16.9 oz bottles. It's fucking gay.
Sugar always gives me a shitty aftertaste and ends up dehydrating the fuck out of me, so I typically drink either water, or when I'm eating I'll do Diet Coke.

Anyway that's off-topic, so to answer your question:
If I didn't have such a terrible memory, I could probably tell you with confidence. Here's one I remember. One time I was at this bar for New Years and they fucked up my order so they ended up mistakenly giving me double portions. Maybe I ordered it wrong. I had eaten a full rack of ribs, 10 buffalo wings, one entire cheesesteak, and a larger than average slice of key lime pie. Come to think of it, the pie was probably a dessert order meant for more than one person but I took it.

I used to have these random nights where I would pig the fuck out, but it was so long ago I could never remember exactly what I'd had. I was only a kid, but not a particularly large one.

>>13244834
pronounce

>>13244173
How can you taste "color"? Did you eat crayon when you were a kid?

>>13244851
He doesn't know what he's talking about, but that's okay because neither do I. It's a very unique flavor that is so unlike anything ever that he's started associating the flavor with orange simply because he has nothing to associate it with.
It honestly just tastes like sugar. It's very sweet. It's not a fruity flavor. It's almost boring.

>>13244873
>It's a very unique flavor that is so unlike anything ever that he's started associating the flavor with orange simply because he has nothing to associate it with.
Exactly, saved me a reply.

>>13244165
I've always thought it tastes a little metallic but I'm not sure if that's just because it had iron in its name.

>>13244154
2.5 large pizzas
Stopped because nobody else had eaten yet. No idea what got into me that day.

>>13244914
Probably because it has quinine in it.

>>13244930
It was a local shop so don't know calories but according to Google 20 slices of 16" papa John's is 6800.

>>13244154
>3 carrots
>hot dog bun with peanut butter and brown sugar
>a cup of milk
>plate of rice
Ma was peeved I took that much but boy did it hit the spot

>>13244154
>6 double doubles
>3 regular orders of fries
>3 animal fries
>large supreme pizza
>copious amounts of ranch
>order of 12 mozzarella sticks w/marinara sauce
Yes, I live in California, and I was able to accomplish this feat thanks to smoking a marijuana cigarette beforehand.

>>13245071
forgot pic for context

>>13244339
this is why nu-irn bru is shit
fuck off sturgon with your sugar tax

>>13245076
West Coast
Best Coast

A large meat lovers pizza, breadsticks, and a pepperoni calzone. Was sick and didn't eat for a couple days and when I was better all I wanted was to eat.

>>13244154
do they even have this shit in america?

What are pizza crunches?

>>13245139
Fried food? Yeah dude, our whole economy is based around fried food and corn syrup.

>>13245140
Deep-fried pizza.

Munchy Box thread? I like.

>>13245216
Fuck yeah that looks good

>>13245216
Oof, that looks great.

>>13245216
I want it bros

>>13245216
This food looks like a horrid 1950's food ad illustration.

>>13245238
Go choke on some over priced pretty food faggot.

>>13245216
Pic related (unless that's meant for 4 or 5 people)

>>13244384
Not happening any time soon

48 full orders of shrimp at Red Lobster (mostly scampi)

>>13244464
we have iron-bru in Ireland as well mate
>>13244165
It's tutti-frutti flavoured

>>13244154
>>13244344
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awfKesorGyo

>>13244165
If you've had the soda big red, it's kind of like that, but with a little bitter to it.

lost a bet and had to eat 8 big macs. i loved that burger with all my heart but i've never eaten one since.

>>13244936
lot of mosquitos in scotland apparently or maybe the diet is so bad people just acquire malaria out of nowhere

>>13244165
Like bubblegum and iron. Very hard gay.

>>13245216
I want that big pot of noodles so much

>>13244154
>was 19 year old student in spain.
>go to city called salamanca.
>proceed to drink all night. Didnt eat all day.
>go to bed and wake up slightly hungover.
>4 hour bus ride back to my apartment.
>2 hours in absolutely starving.
>4 hours in still starving
>get to campus. Staff ordered domino's.
>take large cheese pizza back to dorm
>ate it like a starving raccoon
>back to pounding mahous

>>13244154
the state of british cuisine

>>13246045
what fucking bubblegum. where do you get bubblegum that tastes like bru

>>13246397
>back to pounding mahous
What the fuck man, not cool.

Half of that shit looks under fried

>>13244154
Reminds me of my 3 day trip to Edinburgh. No deep fried mars bar for dessert though???

I once ate an entire Jacob's selection box of crackers and like two cheese platters by myself the first time I spent Christmas by myself a few years back. I was insanely drunk and crying my eyes out. Puked it all up a couple hours later. Can't even imagine how many calories that was combined with the beers and milk tray.

I'm pretty sure I have never eaten more than 1500 kcal in one setting without feeling like I'm going to die. How the fuck is it possible to eat that much?

14 slices of pizza
2 liters of water
some cake

>>13244165
it's like (very artificial, but good) orange flavoured bubblegum. that's how the Americans describe it, so that's certainly one thing we both agree on.

>>13244873
it's fruity is as much as it tastes like absolutely no fruit

>>13244165
If rust was a fruit, that's what irn bru would taste like

>>13244154
replace the fag soda with a good cider.

>>13244154
Looks fucking disgusting and I feel sorry for your entire digestive system.

>>13244851
You would need to drink some irn-bru to find out.

>>13245101
>they even put american cheese on the chips
There are so many cheeses that are so much better on chips and they choose this?

I think the most calories I've ever eaten in a single meal was about 2000, when I ate an entire box of apple-cinnamon oatmeal crunch cereal in one go. It was the only thing I ate in a 48-hour stretch though so the GI floored me, despite not causing any weight gain

>>13244154
>be me
>school trip
>class went to a restaurant infamous for their giant portions.
To put that in perspective, their breaded pork cutlets came in four sizes:
>quarter pig
>half pig
>whole pig
>joke with mate, saying hey let's order the whole pig
>waitress leans down between us "you won't finish that anyway"
>challenge_accepted.flav
>order pork cutlet (whole pig)
>be told my order would take slightly longer
>get to watch everyone else be served
>sexy teacher lady ordered a grilled sausage and gets a Mandingo-sized monster
>the guy whose idea this was ordered a burger and gets an entire plate-sized flatbread with a fat patty, roughly 3 pounds and just as much lettuce, tomato, onions and sauce
>my plate finally arrives
Imagine a New York Pizza. The pork cutlet on my plate had the same diameter. Pounded out to about half an inch, then breaded. No idea what they did, if they just stapled some pieces of pork together or something, but it's huge.
>But wait, there's more!
Literally too because underneath that cutlet is a second, identical cutlet. On top of those two giant fried slabs of pork was a smattering of crinkle-cut fries and a fat spoonfull of creamy mushroom sauce.
>the whole meal was like ten bucks
>seeing my plate, someone makes a bet with me on whether I can finish it
>it takes me well over an hour but I manage to do it
>go back to hotel
>feel fucking terrible
>manage to wait until everyone else has left to go to the bathroom and throw up
>must have been a pound of sick that came out of me, stomach still full to bursting
>haven't been able to eat anywhere near that much in one sitting ever again
>that dick I made the bet with never paid up
>still managed it
In hindsight, the pound of steak au poivre for twelve bucks would have probably been the way to go.

>>13248220
>that dick I made the bet with never paid up
>feel fucking terrible
>manage to wait until everyone else has left to go to the bathroom and throw up
>must have been a pound of sick that came out of me, stomach still full to bursting
Hope it was worth it

>>13248243
No, it really really wasn't. But I was sixteen, which is my only excuse.

>>13247749
>2 liters of water
woah, that definitely adds up

>>13244154
Battered burgers? You're telling me they deep fry a fucking hamburger patty? Oy vey

>>13244154
With all due respect, you are a disgusting animal

>>13248179
Literally nothing is better than that on fries

>>13244154
How much do you have to hate your body to consume that box?

>eat a couple protien bars before dinner
>get stir fry and sushi for dinner
>ice cream after dinner
>several chocolate chip cookies
>pistachios and crunch bars
>go out for wings and fries

It was around 5 or 6k calories I think, this was over a year ago. Some details are wrong but I was still fucking starving afterwards.

>thirty sliders
>five french fries
>four large cherry cokes

>>13247748
normalfag americans have inhuman binge-eating abilities. It's like a hidden skill that they unlock every now and then

Is the old Irn Bru gone for good? I've had Irn Bru exactly twice and first time was amazing, second time was extremely dissapointing.. they don't sell like "irn bru classic"?

>>13245216
Kino. Rule Britannia

>>13244154
what the actual fuck is wrong with you? battered fucking cheeseburger? the fuck in gods name is even a "pizza crunch?" lol. you're going to hell for this. y'know how i know? because ive eaten burger ontop of pizza before. ive put bacon grease on a burger for topping. ive injected cheese directly into a cows udder before deep frying her whole. but not once have i ever been as far to want to even look do more like then when i have seen your curst picture my friend. the fuck is that soda too?? irb ungun?

>>13244154
now that's a proper meal
simple as

>>13244165
I tried irn bru in Thailand. Like everything else in Thailand that wasn’t a ladyboy, it was a huge letdown.

>>13247748
evolutionarily the abilty to eat a massive amount of calories in one sitting is advantageous because for most of human history food was scarce and there was no way to preserve it.

animals in food insecure environments will gorge themselves in the wild when they get a chance

unfortunately like so many things our metabolisms evolved for pre civilized life. now our abilities to store fat for a 4 month winter is a hazard rather than a blessing, just like our novelty seeking brains are fucked in the internet age (see 4chan)

>>13248179
Fries are one of the few things its good for. Fries and grilled cheese. Its the best cheese for fries

>>13244154
Not a single meal, but a standard Sunday for me when I was a fat stoner in Wisconsin

Breakfast
>half dozen dunkin donuts
>sausage breakfast sandwich
>xl coffee
Lunch
>Hardees Memphis BBQ Thickburger large combo with fries
>Large Diet coke to save calories
Get baked and go to convenience store for afternoon snack
>Two arizona iced teas
>SKOR bar
>bag of jalapeno kettle chips
Dinner
>XL pepperoni and sausage pizza from Roman Candle for myself
>Two IPAs from Lakefront Brewery
When I line-item'd this out, it literally came to over 8000 calories. I did this pretty much every weekend desu

>>13249393
>>13250512
Looks like someone melted straight plastic on it, Mozza is better on chips.

>>13244154

>>13245216
Fuck man, just eat a wheat field.

id demolish that.

looks kinda dry though youd have to smother it in salt and vinegar most importantly with mayo on the side as a dipping sauce

>>13244851
Everyone knows “blue” is the best flavor of anything

>>13244384
we do not need this at all. it can stay there.

>>13244154
>Lots of fried garbage
>Irn bru

The epitome of scottish cuisine, perfectly paired with the local drink. It's analog to other regional/national dishes with it's corresponding drink pairing like coq au vin and pinot noir. Or grilled meat and malbec. Damn I want some Irn bru now.

>>13244154
This post gave me diarrhea.

>>13250737
>Mozza is better
>chips

>>13250221
based harold and kumar poster

Most I ever ate in one day
>boba tea and a bunch of Chinese buns and pastries
>Beef noodle soup, soup dumplings, soy milk and crullers, liang po
>matcha ice cream dessert/rice cakes
>various snacks and things in Asian supermarket
>braised pork belly, cumin lamb, rice
>Vietnamese coffee and dessert
>Pakistani food (haleem and beef kabob)
>lamb dumplings

Only time I genuinely felt ill from eating. Gf was constipated for days

I'm not even fat yet but I think I want to visit Scotland just for this type of shit, and also the drinking. Like eating one of these and drinking 4 bottles of whatever sounds like a nice weekend getaway.

>>13244154

If you're 11 years old, those are some decent numbers

If not, I've literally eaten a single hamburger with around that calorie content, and washed it down with a 2,800 calorie shake.

And I had fries.

I ordered a large HSP, (mixed kebab meat on fries with cheese) not knowing how monstrously fucking huge it was

Still ate the whole thing in a sitting

>>13252233
these things are nectar of the fucking gods

>>13252181
shoulda taken the chance to fuck her in the ass under the pretense of helping her

This thread is my thinspo desu

>>13252206
A true Olympian

>>13244154
I ate three full size chickens once

This thread makes me feel great about myself. What the actual fuck is wrong with some of you?

>>13244154
>all that shit and no alcohol
what a waste

>>13248179
>>13250512
>>13250737
>>13251832
>they've never tried grated feta

Never seen a munchy box except here. Is that the euro equivalent of eating a whole pizza by urself?

Diet Bru > normal

>>13244165
I wanna try it, do they sell it in burgerland?

>>13244154

You're such a bastard for posting this, I'm so hungry and nowhere near me has this kinda stuff.

>>13244154
>1 pizza
>2 cans of beer
>a couple of cookies for dessert
>1500 kcal or so
I'm genuinely impressed OP, that's fucking disgusting. Post stomach.

Had a 7 patty burger at steak n shake, fries, and a vanilla milk shake.

one time i ate like 4lb of pure sugar

>>13244165
It tastes like sugar water now, for some reason they fucked up the recipe. It doesn't taste nearly as good as it used to.

>>13244165
I’ve never got the “bubblegum” description. It’s sweet but tangy with a very vague citrus taste. Kinda like sherbet.

>>13244154
McDonalds.
>two double quarter pounders with cheese
>two Filet-O fish
>two Big Macs
>two McChickens
>20pc chicken nuggy
>one large fry
>two large sweet teas
Took me 45min. It was my “celebration” for taking state in wrestling.

>>13244209
It's a perfect way to go through life.

When I was starting out on quetiapine (antipsychotic) my appetite tripled. I made my friend feel sick at world buffet place Cosmo I ate so much, including a full Christmas dinner and about six plates of Chinese food, 20 king prawns, sushi and teppanyaki plus desserts including toffee apple pie. Didn’t even feel sick afterwards.

Was fun because he’s the greediest fucker I know and I have felt sick watching him eat in the past so I got my revenge!

>>13246730
? Mahou is a spanish beer

>>13250664
My man jalapeno kettle chips are GOAT

>>13254531
>kettle chips
Many are crinkle cut but those are not. I am disappointed by this. What is GOAT?

>>13252992
that sounds dope

How in the fuck are munchie boxes not a thing in america? They would sell like crazy.
Also pic related is the most I've eaten. Single Coronary Bypass burger from Vortex in Atlanta. I think it has like 3,800 calories. I was full to bursting when I finished. No clue how Santel managed to eat a fucking quadruple, that guy is a beast

>>13254889

>>13246397
very based

>>13244154
I did a food challenge which consisted of a 3lb burger and a half dozen deep fried cheese curds. Mind you the cheese curds were 2 inch cubes. I don't know how many calories it was but you had to finish all that food in 20 minutes to complete the challenge. I managed to do it within the time limit but I think that was the first time I hate so much food I was sweating and my chest was pounding.

>>13247993
exactly this

>>13248220
That waitress knows how to do her job.

2 medium pizzas, 2 patat oorlog (french fries drenched in mayo and satay sauce), a liter of chocolate milk and a pint of cookie dough ben and jerries. woke up 3 times during the night with napalm shits, wanted to kill myself.

>>13245216
I needs it brotendos

>>13254171
>It tastes like sugar water now, for some reason they fucked up the recipe. It doesn't taste nearly as good as it used to.
UK introduced new sugar laws/taxes on carbonated drinks, ruined San Pallegrino too
American Irn Bru was always shit though, I can't remember the reason but there's a lot of recipe fuckery

>>13244214
Shut up faggot.

>>13244259
Imagine preemptively defending urself from shitposts.

>>13244154
>>13245216
>>13245237
I'd be more interested to try these if any of them made any fucking sense or didn't cater to drunk fatasses. DEEP FRIED EVERYTHING in two examples, and the other is chow mein, fried rice, ribs, and french fries? And apparently nothing but gravy to use for sauce? What the fuck.

>>13248220
>never paid up
>threw up like a faggot
He was right not to pay, you didn't finish it.

>>13252206
>If you're 11 years old, those are some decent numbers
>glorifying retard size meals only ronnie coleman should be eating
no wonder americans are retard fat

>>13245237
>Thank you, Muhammad bin Al Brittani

>>13256216
Gain weight.

>>13248179
I used to work there. It's a special blend that they make themselves that's designed to melt from the steamer without being too runny. But you should know anyways that American cheese has 1 purpose and 1 purpose only, to be melted on things.

>>13244834
>>13244850
It's pronounced exactly as "Iron Brew" yes. It's spelt that way because back when it was invented "brew" referred to alcohol and since it's a soft drink aimed at kids, that was a no go on the name and they went with Irn Bru. These days "brew" usually refers to a cup of tea.

I'm not typically a huge eater but this was a lot for me, also it was just a comfy day and I remember it fondly.
When I was 16 my mom had some women's group meeting at our house and I was just gonna stay cooped up in my room during it.
She got me a large pizza to eat for dinner and right as it arrived my dad came home with a bucket of kfc and bunch of sides since he thought I didn't have any food.
I ate it all plus a couple sodas over the course of a few hours while playing left 4 dead online with my friends. After my mom's thing was done I also had a slice of cake. Remarkably I felt fine, if I had eaten all of that today I'd probably need to vomit.
It was a good night.

>>13254926
It kinda sucks though, not gonna lie. And that's not how any Jack in the Box taco has ever looked throughout all history. Pic related is what they actually serve you.

>>13244154
>>2 battered burgers: 602 kcal
gross

>>13250664
>>Large Diet coke to save calories
Good to see a man looking after himself

>>13256176
That's curry sauce

>>13244851
I fucking hate Google, but I recommend querying "taste color" you simpleton.