/ck/ - Food & Cooking

He's absolutely right.

>>13244459

This is what you get when you cater to people with mental illnesses.

>A spokeswoman for the supplier, Impossible Foods, also told Reuters news agency that vegetarians and vegans "are welcome to ask" for their Impossible Whopper to be cooked in a microwave.
>A fucking microwave

And I thought you couldn’t make those goddamn things any worse

>>13244459
Based, fuck fast food chains.

smart!
easy money!

https://www.peta.org/blog/why-it-is-impossible-for-peta-to-get-behind-the-impossible-burger/

Impossible is not vegan to begin with. Don't support it.

I never ate it and this guy is being absurd for expecting anything else. Though burger king should be more upfront with the fact they're sharing the same grill when they know the impossible burger is being catered to people who don't eat meat and are very against the idea of meat.

tl;dr things are bad because of greed.

>>13244459
Do you really thing the low IQ niggers at these places give a fuck what happens to the product during production?

When I was at college and had to cook spaghetti for vegetarians I always sneakily dropped the meat fat from the frying pan I made steaks at in the sauce for extra flavor. Those dumb shits always gobbled that shit up and told me how fucking amazing my cooking is.

Disregard vegans and vegetarians, force feed them the meat their bodies so desperatly crave!

>>13244565
>peta

>>13244459
Told my girlfriend this would happen. She listened but a friend of hers didn't. Actually got bacon on it somehow.

>>13244484
Impossible whopper is not vegan and he is a carnist

>>13244565
I don't let think pieces think for me.

https://youtu.be/A4ukIkUUQdQ

>>13244634
Based and redpilled

>>13244459
Vegans are so fucking stupid holy shit.
Asking for their stupid trash to be grilled on the secondary grill is an obvious invitation for the staff to spit in it.

>>13244565
They do this because if they got nothing to complain about they'll just disappear.

>>13244634
Shame on you, you are no different than people who spit and pee on food and vegan extremist who demand others to change their diet.

>>13244688
>cheat with others and does not fullfill his duty honestly.
>B&R
Pick one

>>13244750
It's just a prank, bro.

>>13244750

>feed rabid dog
>it bites you for your trouble

Serves them right for even starting this vegshit.

>>13244750
>helping people that are too retarded to eat meat get the nutrients that their bodies need
>B&R
Choose exactly two. It would have been better if he used steak and bacon grease though

>>13244774
>filename
lmao

>>13244778
>You can't get enough nutritions in life to survive without meat.
How about, let others die?

>>13244459
Vegans are cringe, but I can't sorry for shitty jewist trash food companies like Burger King.

>>13244778
And maybe they're allergic.
I want to eat meat and egg. But i puked it last time i ate it. I am fine with milk and cheese

>>13244459
>all the vegans talking about how it tastes so amazing
>all the vegans talking about how it tastes better than meat
>all the vegans proclaiming this is the future of burgers

>tfw it’s just fried in beef fat

>>13244750
>People who put food in food are no different than people who put things that are not food in food.

>>13244790
>let others die
Startling lack of compassion for a tree hugger

>>13244634
Based as fuck.

>>13244750
>Shame on you, you are no different than people who spit and pee on food and vegan extremist who demand others to change their diet.
In my defense, i was being FORCED to cook for those cunts and EXPECTED TO DO SO IN A VEGETARIAN WAY.

I could not fucking eat their horrible food, so I always cooked for myself when it was their turn to cook, and yet they had the nerve to DEMAND I cook for them on what was supposed to be my turn!

It is worth noting they refused to cook meat for me, refused to use spices on the food, refused to change their ways for me or to take a part of the food and cook it with meat and spices for me. And yet they DEMANDED I did that for them? FUCK THAT!!

I could have spitted on their food out of spite, or added my "special milky sauce" to it, but instead I made a delicious sauce using meat and gave them a delicious meal that they fucking loved! So fuck you and your ideals!

>defending fast food corporations
Do they really...?

>>13244750
>spit/pee = beef fat
Shame on you, you are no different from the people who accuse the “alt-right” of neo-terrorism when the Muslims are still committing classical terrorist attacks across the world daily.

>>13244804
Tree huggers just want to kill off all of humanity for their stupid cause.

>>13244799
He’s helping them build a tolerance up by sneaking trace amounts into their foods. He should be commended. #AddPorkToEveryDish

>>13244808
Lol this sounds like my friend when he was “vegan” for a while
>he thinks he’s a great vegan cook
>never cooks rice long enough
>never soaks beans
>always has rancid shits
>has iodine deficiency because “adding salt is bad for you I just let the salt come from the veggies”
>crunchy raw beans and mushy vegetables
>no added flavors
>if he plans on using pasta he just adds store bought pasta sauce

He had all these foundations for good food just staring him in the face, yet he consistently refused to just fucking cook properly when he was told how to improve.

>>13244804
Not a tree hugger.
Most people are degenerate, more die better.

>>13244802
>People who put food(x type) in food(y type) are no different than people who put (disgusting)things that are not food in food(y or x type).
Putting things where it is not supposed to be is wrong. You like it or not, Putting dick in male's asshole is wrong.

>>13244518
OK boomer

>>13244808
Fair enough.

>>13244816
Tbh i support this. I build up courage last week to eat dessert with egg in it.

>>13244826
Putting meat in pasta sauce is morally correct and politically justified, regardless of whether the invalids want it or not. It’s good for them, whether they know it (and like it) or not (or not)

>>13244826
>people who put (disgusting)things that are not food in food(y or x type).
Except it was not disgusting, as I clearly stated those stupid fucks gobbled that shit down like pigs, loved it and told me how delicious my cooking was.

Face it, vegetarians love eating meat, they just don't want to think it is meat they are eating. Not that different from people who eat meat bought on a supermarket or butcher shop but are unable to eat it if they saw the animal being killed and butchered.

>>13244847
Poo, pee and cum is disgusting in human food for majority of population.

>>13244844
Someone told you to make vegetarian pasta but you add meat to it. This act is morally wrong. You are not following rules and regulations set by your employer. Employer and customer can sue you. You personally like adding meat or not is your choice, do it when you are making it for yourself. But not for the others if they have requested respectfully. One man must fulfill his duty, responsible.

>>13244858
Agreed, but that is not what I put in the food. What I put in the sauce we are discussing is meat juices from steaks, literally just that beef fat that is the most delicious part of the steak.
>>13244882
>You are not following rules and regulations set by your employer.
>>13244882
>But not for the others if they have requested respectfully.
They were NOT my employers, were not paying me and certainly did not request it respectfully, as explained here>>13244808
I was being FORCED to cook for those cunts despite the fact they did not care about cooking food in a way I would eat. I would not give 2 shits about their diet if they were not being a bunch of cunts.

>>13244882
>morally wrong

>>13244459
>class action filed in the US
People and companies in the USA sue other companies and people for every conceivable reason there is all the time. This guy being (or claiming to be) a vegan is just incidental.

>>13244882
I never said shit about being employed or being affiliated with any business in any way, debate pleb

>>13244459
i bet those shitty morals went straight down the gutter when he ate the burger without even knowing it wasnt vegan, just shows how much of a fucking fad the actual movement is and how retarded the people that follow it are

>>13244459
sounds like a jew

>>13244882
>morality
>in fucking nutrition, an essencial act for survival
fucking hell truly a clown world

>>13244826
>beef fat = dick in male ass
wew

>>13244903
Dude okay, i said fair enough in this post >>13244837

>>13244942
My whole post is 'if', sorry forgot to mention.

>>13244952
I don't think I'll read anything more retarded than this post today.

>>13244952
>essencial

>>13244952
Back to 9fag

>>13244969
>Dude okay, i said fair enough in this post
You did forget the "ifs" as you mentioned yourself just now.

>>13245024
I am illiterate, what?

So the only reason they taste good to begin with is because they're spiked with cow gristle.

>>13244459
>Mr Williams said he wanted damages for everyone in the US who bought the Impossible Whopper
What a fucking kike.

>>13244801
Kek

>>13244993
>no counter-argument
>haha btfo'd n-newfag!!! g-go back!!!
good one dude, really got me there

>>13244801

>>13244505
perhaps but it is false advertising to say it isn't cooked with beef and then it is cooked with beef.

>>13244518
The disgusting-ass burger king microwave probably has meat residue (and worse) all over it anyway.

>>13244459
I've personally said this shit in almost every shill thread from the start, it isn't vegan because it is cooked with meat. I'm not a vegan, but it doesn't take common sense to conclude a plant based Pattie cooked on the same grill would be be exposed to the fat and smoke from the beef patties, as well as directly contaminated by the grill and utensils. It is fine to sell it as plant based, the shills shilling it as vegan are wrong

>>13245128
The kikes are the ones shilling 100% bullshit filler patties in the place of beef, what if the dude suing isn't even really vegan, but is just using the argument to fuck them?

This is the reason I have yet to try the Impossible Whopper even though I have a taste test coupon where I could get it for almost the same price. You let these mentally ill faggots in the door and suddenly they feel entitled to ruin everything. I refuse to support or participate in their delusion

>>13245476
>what if the dude suing isn't even really vegan, but is just using the argument to fuck them?
Then he's a turbo-kike.

>>13245476

Oh, then that's ok.

>>13245476
Name one of those so-called mythological "kikes" shilling these vegan burgers, stormer. And provide sourcing other than breitfart.

>another vegan thread

>>13244774
>McDonald’s kills people
I’d try a McPeople burger honestly

>>13245639
>another Facebook migrant

>>13244655
You're right its not vegan, it wasn't advertised to be. But it has beef which it was advertised for not having

https://impossiblefoods.com/burgerking/

It does say 0% beef in the advertising so the vegans have a case.

>>13244459
Haha tegridy

>>13245639
It's a current event you dumb frogposter

>>13246152
It doesn't have beef.

>>13244634
BASED LIFE SAVER

>>13244459
vegans are subhuman.

>>13246152
>>13246222
It has no beef, the vegans are just bitchy because they used the same fucking grill for both burguers.

Do they seriously expected them to invest in a new grilll for each restaurant just to serve this limited time edition veggie burguer in a way that will not upset the autism of vegans?

>>13245185
Your stupid post >>1324495 is stupid. Are you claiming in that stupid post that a stupid vegan can't live a healthy life?

People have been suing fast food restaurants for dumb reasons ever since suing became a thing. Remember the lady who burnt her tongue on her coffee and sued McDonald's because it didn't say on the label it was hot? Why does this board obsessively wait until a vegan does something so they can tantrum about it when dumb shit happens every day?

whats next? the same hands that handled a meat burger can't touch an impossible burger? what in the fuck...

>>13244565
By that fucking logic nothing is vegan, medication is all tested on animals, should diabetic vegans die before taking insulin? I hope so but still fuck me. If it ever had anything to do with animal suffering at all it isnt vegan now? What about the fucking tractor used to collect their precious soy? It had a plastic seat that used a specific cholesterol made from animal product. The glue that holds the phone battery into your iPhone is a failed racehorse. Actually LCD screens can use Cholesterol too.

This is why you don't do anything in response to activism AT ALL EVER. Institution, business, individual - on any level if you respond to progressives you will lose money, other customers and possibly your life/freedom when one of them decides you're actually a "nazi" anyhow and tries to kill you. See, progressives are in a contest with each other to complain the most, to be the most oppressed and nothing you do, no matter WHAT it is will ever be good enough for them. Ignore these people, they cannot be come useful customers and in turn don't really deserve to have a culture.

Personally I just don't see why you'd let a vegan into your business at all, they're literally hostile psychopaths because as it turns out most neurotransmitters are synthesized from cholesterol. You don't have to let these dumb bullies into your business, you have the right to refuse service to anyone and we should all start refusing vegans for being terroristic little shits who were never really going to buy anything anyway. They're useless in every way. Also, America becoming Canada in terms of pic related is these people's only actual goal here. Their cultural influence needs to be deliberately eroded to nothing.

>>13244459
I hope they do get the shit sued of out them for pushing vegan bullshit.

>>13244459
>Mr Williams said he wanted damages for everyone in the US who bought the Impossible Whopper
>damages

>>13245510
>turbo-kike

I can’t fucking stop laughing

>>13244459
I wish it were a Hindu. There would be a stronger case.

>>13246867
So. I think he doesn't like vegans. I will write that down.

>>13246501
they dont really have to they can just save space on the ONE grill a meat side and a vegan side. thats what they do with the eggs a jack in thebox for the people with egg allergy. they have a spot on the grill for eggs and a spot for meat.

>>13244505
This. No matter how you look at it, it's always going to come with some loony trying to get free money. Even if they had a specifc grill just for the Impossible burgers, they'd say some shit like "The steam/smoke from the meat products is in the same room as the plant burgers so there's some sort of cross contamination there" You know, that kind of shit that you just want to tell someone to shut the fuck up over.

Oh no, someone lives a healthier life and has better self control than me, better call them deranged

I mean, it is negligence to cook poultry, fish, and vegan lab meat on the same grill. If you're going to serve these, they should be cooked separately, for health reasons at the very least. But I also think people who got to Burger King are fucking idiots, especially if they're trying to eat healthy (or have the illusion of doing so by going vegan). You shouldn't be going to fast food joints if you're really that concerned about what you put in your body,

>>13247269
You have a point, I just wish you weren't so soy about it.

>>13244826
Putting dick in any shithole is wrong

>>13247313
Soy is healthy, friend.

Why would any vegan support a fast food chain? Idiots.

>>13245240

They never said that

They said from the beginning that it was cooked with the same oil as the beef

Judge will throw this shit out

based crazy vegan taking the fight to murderous carnivores

>>13247269
Impossible burger is not healthy you absolute fucking slave

Veganism is a religious belief, prove me wrong

>>13244808
it doesn't sound like you enjoyed your friends very much

>>13247269
Suing a restaurant because they cooked a burger in a way you don't personally approve of and demanding damages for every person in america is pretty deranged.

>>13245199
So the feeling of being a crazy delusional has-been. Gotcha

>>13247509
it isn't cooked in the same oil as the beef. you don't oil the charbroiler. it is literally cooked in beef grease because that's what's leftover from the real patties going through it

>>13247536
"According to a 2017 survey by the Vegetarian Resource Group, nearly 47 percent of people in a sample survey of 11,000 said they “do not actively practice religion.” Christians represented the second-largest religious group among vegans with 34 percent, followed by Buddhist or Hindu (9 percent), other (7 percent), and Jewish (3 percent)"

Seems like vegans are less religious than omnivores as a group.

All this negative PR for impossible... I wonder who's behind it?

Beyond has such a bad flavor reputation to save with their new formula as well if the last thread is any indication. I wonder if big food has anything to do with this. They ALL invested in one way or another and I'm still waiting to see their options shilled.

>>13247193
Vegans would still bitch and moan over it and sue the company.

>>13247274
Also, the soy used for those burguers was grown in what used to be the amazon jungle. They literally bulldozed it killing thousand years old trees and countless animals so they can raise soy for vegans.

Why do vegana only care about animal suffering of farm animals while disregarding wildlife?

>>13247498
Google round-up ready soy goyim. You are eating cancer and thinking it is healthy.

>>13244565
>peta

>>13247546
>it doesn't sound like you enjoyed your friends very much
Not when they pulled their vegetarian bullshit at me.

If you refuse to cook meat, to use spices to make your food pallatable to non vegetarians, to cook a separete portion using spices and meat for the normal people, then you don't get to fucking DEMAND said normal people that can't fucking eat the food you cook need to cook food for you, specially if you are DEMANDING they do it in a specific manner to take into account your special diet bullshit when you have not extended the same fucking courtesy to said person!

I never understood why vegetarians feel they are entitled to disregard other dietary needs while believing others MUST respect theirs.

That said, they gobbled that spaghetti down, loved it and complimented me for my awesome cooking. They should be thankful I was kind enough to give their bodies the nutrients they need in secrecy as punishment for their stupid, selfish behaviour instead of spitting in their food OR WORSE: adding my special milky sauce.

Don't want to risk getting meat in your food but refuse to cook it for others? Than fucking cook for yourself and don't demand carnivores to do it for you.

>>13246798
>the label
>literally gave her 2nd-3rd degree burns
>asked for the money privately but was refused by mcdicks so she had to sue
mcshills convinced people it was a frivolous lawsuit but the coffee was too fucking hot man

>>13244565
wait, they're shilling for the beyond burger in that article. the impossible whopper is different from the beyond burger? i didn't know that.

>HURR IS THERE ANY OTHER KIND?
plenty of vegans are nice
but "karen orders a salad and doesn't cause a scene" isn't at all newsworthy

>>13244459
>be american
>sue someone
But honestly he's right, I would not want any undisclosed contamination on my food either. Also fuck Burger King in general.

>>13244750
There's absolutely nothing wrong with spitting in peoples food.

>>13244774
Not gonna lie, not even memeing, I'd walk through that banner on my way in.

>>13245487
>for almost the same price
Hold the fucking phone. Are you telling me that garbage costs MORE regularly?

>>13246820
>By that fucking logic nothing is vegan

Now you're getting it.

>>13247720
>3% of vegans are Jewish
Considering how small a population group the Jews are, that seems like quite a lot, honestly.

>>13248042
>I would not want any undisclosed contamination on my food either
Then what the fuck are you doing going to a fast food place?

>>13248112
2.5% of the us population is Jewish. Not a huge difference.

>>13247694
They literally point that out tho. In fact every social media personality I watch who tried the burger pointed this out. Even the legit vegan got the microwaved option. People who don't pay attention to what they eat deserve what they get. Especially vegans who are more happy to throw out heavily processed meat replacements that leave a larger carbon footprint than chicken just because it was "contaminated" rather than eat it.
No vegan in their right mind who gives a shit about the environment, animals, or humans would eat at a fast food restaurant.

>>13248133
Oh, that many? Fair enough. Still disproportional. But from what I've read, finding legit kosher food is such a pain in the ass I'd probably consider veganism to avoid the whole drama, too.

>>13248137
>No one in their right mind who gives a shit about the environment, animals, or humans would eat at a fast food restaurant.

Fixed it for you.

>>13248147
You ain't wrong.
Vegans commit the sin of lip service.

>>13244459
Vegan is one new way for blind advertisement as like as halal and kosher.

>>13248177
Yeah I am sure century old eating habits related to religion are the same as veganism... brainlet.

>>13244459
They deserve everything they get. Burger King is trash.

>>13244634
You saved probably saved a bunch of them from becoming anemic

>>13248201
In that way, yes. Smack one of these labels on something and people will buy it. They won't do their own research to find out if it's actually true, they'll just eat it. For example, did you know that Turkey produces a shitload of pork? Yes, they're Muslims. They still produce a lot of pork and export absolutely none of it. Why yes, they DO put that shit in their "beef sausage". Anyone with eyes in their head can read "pork" on the ingredient list, but they slap a Halal label on it and clueless dipshits still buy it.

>>13246232
It does when you cook it on top of previously cooked beef. That's cross contamination

>>13248242
Provide an example

>>13248296
He can't because he is making it up.

>>13248296
domuz sucuk cok popular turkiye'de

t. durk :DDD

>>13248235
Indeed, im like a fucking super hero: saves lives and does not take credit for it.

Vegetarians and vegans should be grateful there are people like me in the world to save them from their terrible decisions.

>>13248398
You're such a fucking pathetic beta it's not even funny.

>>13248407
not him but your seething rage is funny lol

>>13248411
being bullied to cook for a group of scary vegitarians even though you don't want to and then passive aggressively feed them stuff you know they don't want to eat is so many bitch moves in a row.

>>13248418
well, whatever

>>13248418
Their bodies need meat but they’re too mentally ill to realize it

>>13248407
>You're such a fucking pathetic beta it's not even funny.
In what way? I just cooked them delicious food that they fucking loved to eat and was extremely healthy for them since it provided the nutrients they don't normally get.

If I was a jerk I would spit at the food, cum in it, add pee or other disgusting shit. Instead I gave them a delicious meal they PRAISED ME FOR!

So, tell me, u mad?

>>13248418
They were not scary and certainly did not bully me, but it was easier for me to just cook then to deal with yet another one of their house meetings that lasted forevet and was basically them bitching over shit like the fact I cooked my steak on the stove right next to the other frying pan I was cooking their veggie mix for them, therefore potentially allowing minuscle droplets of animal fat to contaminate their precious vegan food.

After enduring several of these I decided it was time to strike back, and guess what? They fucking LOVED IT!

TL/DR VEGANS LOVE MEAT JUICES BEING ADDED TO THEIR MEAL, DEAL WITH IT!

>>13248436
Once again you brag about tricking people rather than standing up to them. You are a lil whiny faggot who's afraid of conflict.

>>13248457
He’s a guardian angel protecting delusional retards from hurting themselves

>>13248457
Oh, I did tell them I did not want to do it and that I found it pathetic that they demand it even though they did not have the same courtesy towards me and my dietary needs, to which I received a long spazzming autistical tantrum about how eating meat is cruel, unhealthy and that I should substitute it for texturized soy protein and other such retarded non-sense.

Bottom line is: what happens when you cross a meat living onivore with great cooking skills using your vegan bullshit morality to try and force your beliefs on him? YOU GET MEAT JUICE IN YOUR SPAGHETTI SAUCE!

lol @ these White people tastelets & "muh vegan bean patties" that taste like cardboard.

Do white tastelets really think that these bean patties flavor & texture are anything like real meat?

>>13248489
>Do white tastelets really think that these bean patties flavor & texture are anything like real meat?

White people think boiled plain chicken is gourmet food, so they probably unironically like these cardboard bean patties.

It's why white people food is so lame.

>>13247990
Not really. The coffee was said to be around 180°F. Coffee is typically brewed at about 200°F, which means the temperature of the coffee that she was given was pretty standard. If you lack the coordination to handle a cup of hot coffee, either ask for them to put ice in it or just don't get the coffee. I hate McDonald's as a corporation and would love to see a day where they go under, but I'm still in agreement that it was a frivolous suit and I've read up on it from multiple sources.

>>13248489
i think white people "force" themselves to like it because they think it's healthy for them. especially white liberals who put ideology over reality.

>>13248489
>>13248494
>>13248529
>let’s try turning it into a race thread

>>13248555
posts like those make me think that in the past year or two it's not just poltards that have been shitting up the site but people from the other side too. progressives, resetera, discord trannies, call them whatever, they're just as cancerous.

>>13248489
In china, we have a joke that translates to "white people have no taste"... with taste having double meaning for their shitty food & the ugly clothes they wear.

lol holy shit. Are lame white people in this thread really playing the race card to try to defend their shitty bean patty? lol

>>13248589
you're a white american though. i don't understand why you people debase yourselves by making muh white people jokes. are they the only jokes your jew overlords allow you to make?

>>13248570
>everybody who is tired of /pol/ shitting up threads on /ck/ is a leftist tranny

>>13248626
???
i think you might be retarded my man

>>13248589
IF YOU DON'T LIKE MUH BEAN PATTIES YOU'RE WAICIST!!!

>>13248612
>you're a white american though.
yes, because only white americans know how to use the internet

>>13248570
Of course. The worst of it is that people don't even make honest arguments anymore. Everybody is just LARPing as the worst version of their opposing side in order to make them and their positions look ridiculous.

So you're not even getting a well thought out argument trying to convince people to change their mind. Instead you get nothing but shitposting smears against the opposition.

Thanks, Saul.

>>13248638
If we didn't get 200 threads a day from white vegan retards trying to push their shitty bean patties on everyone, we wouldn't be having this problem.

hth

>>13248628
>make post suggesting that lefties are the ones complaining about /pol/dditors turning /ck/ threads into racebait
>get called out
>"hurr ur da retard"

>>13248648
yeah, looks like you can't read at all. i don't know what to tell you man. practice reading i guess.

>>13248645
It's not even vegans making most of the threads. 95% of the vegan shill threads are anti-vegan faggots false-flagging to make people hate vegans more. 4chan is going to shit because post-2016 newfags like you fall for it every fucking time.

>>13248638
>The worst of it is that people don't even make honest arguments anymore
agreed. i've seen this way too much on the internet now. everyone is either falseflagging or behind seven layers of irony so you can never tell what they really think. it's so pathetic and toxic.

>>13248645
this

>>13248645
>If we didn't get 200 threads a day from white vegan retards trying to push their shitty bean patties on everyone, we wouldn't be having this problem.

these impossible meat threads are the equivalent of "do white people really" threads... I don't know who vegans are trying to convince spamming the boards with this shit

>>13248657
Moot is a huge faggot but if there's one thing he was always right about it's that "ironic shitposting is still just shitposting".

>>13244634
The hero we deserve!

>>13248137
I get all that but they need to make their marketing clearer

>>13244459
If people care about veganism they shouldn‘t go to Burger King in the first place. Same with ordering a salad there and pretending its healthy. People don‘t get it. >>13244459

>>13248675
Yeah a sneaky little Jew poisoning the well. Exactly what you deserve.

>>13248740
>Yeah a sneaky little Jew poisoning the well. Exactly what you deserve.
>rampart racism and /pol/litics on /ck/.
You are a disgrace to this board and the entire human species.

>>13247498
Soy increases estrogen, making effeminate nu-males.

>oh you don't want it grilled on a meat bearing surface???
>throws it in a fucking microwave
Burger King based as fuck

i dont get how vegans can even be okay with giving their money to chains like bk

>>13248881
>i dont get how vegans can even be okay with giving their money to chains like bk

mental gymnastics. it's how liberals muddle through life

>>13244459
>Mr Williams said he wanted damages for everyone in the US who bought the Impossible Whopper...
Given directly to himself. Yeah, vegan or lawyer? Maybe just scumbag vegan? Vegan trying to gain status in the vegan community?

You know the warnings "Processed in a facility that also processes nuts" for people with nut allergies who would never guess that a radial tire plant also processes nuts..
Well you have to be a dirt dumb vegan to not guess that Burger king processes meat.

Ideal solution: heat the burgers in the microwave you use for bacon.

And seriously vegans, this is Burger King home of the flame broiled Whopper.
If the church says fire can cleanse a witch of her sins it can certainly cleanse a grill of a little meat residue.

Never heard of a Jew or Muslim complaining their burger may have touched a surface that bacon touched at BK.. Oh that is right, Veganism is considered a mental illness in the DSM-6.

>>13248771
only if you eat industrial quantities. its a meme
Beer increases estrogen in your system and gives you bitch tits

>>13248897
>Yeah, vegan or lawyer? Maybe just scumbag vegan? Vegan trying to gain status in the vegan community?
This is my first though. This has to be some limey vegan lawer trying to jew a few dollars out of bk

>>13248771
>effeminate nu-males.
vidya and capeshit creates effeminate nu-males

>>13248881
Is it different from shopping at a grocery store? It's kinda impossible to live your life only doing business with companies that conform to vegan ethical standards.

>>13248897
>Never heard of a Jew or Muslim complaining their burger may have touched a surface that bacon touched at BK..
and they don't care about Popeye's chicken that they eat frying in the same oil as the shrimp.
Come to think of it they do not care about eating fish at a place that deep fries shrimp in the same oil.
Vegan mental illness, stronger than the word of god.

>>13244882
back to china, bugman

>>13244634
That is fucking brilliant! My little sister is going through a vegan phase and she is suffering from anemia, im going to try this to help her!

>>13247720
Because veganism is their religion, obviously.

>>13249606
Is it? Judging from this thread it doesn’t seem like veganism is very cared about at all if they’re fine with beef fat. There must be a different reason this burger is being defended. Don’t trust liar leftists.

I want to remind people in this thread whatever your beliefs might be. Tricking someone to eat something they don't want to eat is extremely unAmerican.

>>13249875
Maybe back in the day when the fda was better than euro

>>13249606
>veganism is their religion

vegans are way more fucking annoying & obnoxious than evangelicals or muslims.

>>13249875
Not eating meat is unnatural and unhealthy

>>13249566
I know you samefagging retards are larping but such a miniscule amount of fat will do absolutely nothing for b12 storages

>>13249897
t. hunts his prey from the McDonalds drive thru

>>13249875
I can't remember the last time some christian tried to convert me... but I do have annoying ass vegan co workers & acquaintances that try to convert me weekly.

>>13249875
Enjoy your retirement home retarded American boomer.

>>13249914
Sure you do, flyover

>>13249907
lol at Vegans being in denial that their shitty eating habits are unhealthy.

you can bury you head in the sand all you want, white vegan faggot.

>>13249922
When you call people fly overs you just sound like a californian and that’s far and away the worst state you could be from

>>13249922
I find it delightful when Americans try to belittle one another, as if any of you sub humans are superior to one another.

Oh look, it's another fucking obnoxious /pol/ Vegan thread.

do vegans ever get tired of shitposting & fellating themselves in their own threads?

>>13249926
Do you have anemia or were you born with brain damage that cant make you read?

>>13249935
>>13249937
Triggered little flyovers

>>13249922
I too, hate American niggers.

Vegetarian here, AMA.

>>13249926
>lol at Vegans being in denial that their shitty eating habits are unhealthy.
Vegans are generally low IQ people, which is why they're easily influenced into fads.

>>13249958
>Triggered little flyover niggers
Blacks don't tend to fall for food fads like veganism.

Niggers >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> vegans

>>13249977
This

>>13249977
Why did you add niggers to my post? Lol you incels always have black on your mind

10th level vegan here posting from etherial thought. AMA

>>13249970
So cute seeing incels cope this much.

>>13249970
Vegetarians and vegans tend to have a higher iq than the populace average my child.

Absolute fucking state of the vegans itt

>>13249970
vegan losers really need their own containment board to shit in, like /pol/

>>13249970
Veganism can’t help that either. Vegan athletes especially freak me out with their visible stupor, like they sound lost while they’re talking about how great veganism is

>>13249970
>Vegans are generally low IQ people, which is why they're easily influenced into fads.
Generally college liberal arts dropouts or Jr. College at best.

>>13249926
I would literally kill you in a fight faggot

>>13249970
>Vegans are generally low IQ people, which is why they're easily influenced into fads.
They take one "nutrition science 101" class at their local community center and now they're all "experts" on nutrition and health. lol

>>13250016
>I would literally kill you in a fight faggot
>welterweight
He probably went vegan to lose weight and fight smol guys

>>13249970
Hitler was vegetarian

>>13249970
I've found this to be true. Vegans tend to be made of the HS GED or college dropout types... they try to overcompensate for their lack of education & feel superior through "moral" eating.

>>13247720
it's hard to follow two religions at once

>>13244505
This has legal hooks even if you hate vegans. BK is retarded for not foreseeing this. It'd be like claiming you have hypoallergenic foods and then cooking food next to peanuts. I'm not comparing veganism to a medical allergy, just saying it's about the messaging and procedures of the company. It'd be much funnier of a non-vegan was doing this just to get some money. They'd still have a case.

>>13250016
>reaching this hard
How many vegans eat fish and eggs like Nate Diaz does? Do all of you bend the rules of the definition to make yourselves feel better?

>>13250032
For health, he didn’t want to force feed Germans artificial plant scrapple

>>13250028
People in sports are never full time vegans.

nigga probably aint even Vegan OP. Just smarter than you or I and found a free meal ticket. So mad I didnt think.of.this.

Why are cktards defending a fast food place

>>13250262
Boards full of roasties and tastelets, just look at the threads

>>13247536
its a belief that farm animals should be extended the same protections that cats and dogs have. There is no vegan church, no holy text. It's a moral stance

>>13247215
There are more mentally ill nonvegans than vegans. Checkmate you mentally ill retard.

>>13250848
That’s because vegans are an irrelevant minority, cmon bro don’t use disingenuous lefty logic

>>13247990
The coffee was industry standard, as pointed out in court documents referring to other fast food and coffee establishments serving coffee.

That old bitch took the lid off her coffee while she was sitting in a bucket seat and put the fucking coffee cup between her legs and spilled it.

I have zero sympathy for that fucking retard. She should have received nothing.

>>13248897
>DSM-6

>>13244459
I ordered one of these for laughs and they explictly explained it would be grilled on the same grills used for meat and wasn't technically vegan and checked if I was sure I wanted it. This nigga be lying.

>>13250032
Maybe that's why he lost.

>>13244459
>>13244505
>vegans bad

>>13248436
You sound like a dick.

>>13248897
>Never heard of a Jew or Muslim complaining their burger may have touched a surface that bacon touched at BK.. Oh that is right, Veganism is considered a mental illness in the DSM-6.
They do though, Jews that keep kosher have two separate kitchens.

>>13249970
look at all the replies to this simple post
vegans seethe over basic shit

>>13250091
Vegans definitely FEEL like they’re literally being murdered when they accidentally taste cow blood. They aren’t, though, which is why the allergy analogy carries no water.

>13246229
It should go on the board meant to discus current events then. The board meant to contain you faggots.

>>13246798
It's because poltards are obsessed with vegans.

>>13250822
When a vegan refuses to eat cross-contaminated food, it is crossing over to religious ritual. They are not reducing the consumption of meat by not having their food cooked on the same surface that has already been cooked on. They are slathering on a new layer of imaginary virtue by affecting an escalated aversion.

The only way this can make sense if they were to boycott Burger King altogether in the first place on the basis that they sell animal products, but in that case their exposure to the cross contamination would be entirely impossible anyway.

>>13251866
>When a vegan refuses to eat cross-contaminated food, it is crossing over to religious ritual.
How? It's literally just a moral stand against an injustice. There's no ritual element to it. What the guy in OP did was unreasonable, yes. But refusing to consume food made using tools that were used to cook regular meat items is an ethical stance. Guy in OP is grandstanding and making a bit of an ass of himself, but at least his heart's in the right place.

>>13244505
THAT

>>13247269
They don't though; furthermore they want to force everyone to be like them even though that's going to actively make things worse.

>>13249886
It still is. https://techround.co.uk/business/american-food-standards/

>>13251874
What injustice?

>>13249886
It absolutely still is. The FDA requires a minimum set standard. EU regulations state that all a food producer has to do is show it has made an effort.

>>13252223
killing sentient beings en masse because it tastes good. and yes I know a lot of people hunt for lack of a better option, but I'm talking about the majority of people who have the option

>>13244565
I want peta to die in hellfire

I hope to god with all my heart the meat industry will learn to treat its animals with more respect and stop its cruel abuses. but PETA is a hypocritical insane pet-euthanizing cult and should be tortured for all eternity.

>>13249992
Are you implying correlation implies causation? A dangerous road.

>>13251861
Why is it spammers think people are obsessed with them and they’re not just spammers? This is why diversity is bad.

Anorexic vegan deranged lunatics should be force fed meat to regain sanity

>>13248771
Sitting at your desk snarfing hot pockets all day long will give you man-boobs too

>>13248771
The increase in estrogen is negligible since phytoestrogen binds much less to estrogen receptors.

>>13244801
Don't post “tfw” if you have no face.

Two points. First, it's not advertised as being vegan. It says it's a burger without meat in it, and that's what it is. That doesn't make it vegan, though. Second, why would any corporation ever make a vegan burger when they'll just get sued? "Ah you put the vegan burger patties in the same freezer as the normal burger patties, I'm suing, gimme money please!" Why bother? Third, no shit they're cooked on the same grill. Did anyone think Burger Kings were installing brand new grills for a novelty item?

>>13248908
The idea is that soy being added to literally everything means that we are consuming industrial quantities

>>13252824
How new are you?

>>13251806
>You sound like a dick
Well good! My entire intention in doing that was to be a dick and have sweet revenge on those cunts.

>>13249897
Agreed
>>13249907
>I know you samefagging retards are larping but such a miniscule amount of fat will do absolutely nothing for b12 storages
>reading comprehension 0/10
I think that anon is talking about adding extra iron content to the food to help with his sister's anemia by adding meat juices to the food in secrecy.

>>13249875
>I want to remind people in this thread whatever your beliefs might be. Tricking someone to eat something they don't want to eat is extremely unAmerican.
What makes you think im american?

>>13249287
Chink chink chong chink chong chong chink

>>13252875
the virgin small-print loophole
the CHAD 'we said there is no meat IN the burger, not there is no meat ON the burger'

I wouldn't be surprised if a meat eater did this.

What are his damages? If he’s going to say mental trauma I really hope he’s seeing a psychiatrist because if not the judge will laugh and throw it out

>>13253137
Do you think he isn't working with an ambulance chasing attorney who knows far more than you about how to win a lawsuit or at least obtain a settlement?

>>13246501
>Do they seriously expected them to invest in a new grilll for each restaurant just to serve this limited time edition veggie burguer
Please tell me where you live so I can migrate there. Obviously you have never had to deal with vegans. Where is that meat haven you seem to hail from brother?

>>13246501
>Do they seriously expected them to invest in a new grilll for each restaurant just to serve this limited time edition veggie burguer in a way that will not upset the autism of vegans?
This anon just unintentionally stumbled upon the true goal of the (((veganism))) movement

>>13253336
>Please tell me where you live so I can migrate there. Obviously you have never had to deal with vegans. Where is that meat haven you seem to hail from brother?
Brazil, in the city of Registro at vale do Ribeira, one of the poorest and least developed parts of Sao Paulo state. You can get prime steak cuts like strip, filet and other such meats for $3,50 a pound (about R$12,50). You can get all you can eat sushi buffet for R$35,00 and all you can eat churrasco for R$40 at the finest grill in town, cheaper on the other places.

Brazil has a lot of problems, but food prices are very cheap, specially for meats, so if you are a gluton like me you can have your precious hearty diet very cheaply.

Doubt you will migrate here regardless of that fact, but do visit some time if you would like to know the glory of stuffing your face with delicious churrasco while paying retardedly low prices.

>>13249935
except not even californians like vegans. that shit's more of a portland thing.

>>13244459
the hell is wrong with vegans? I thought they dont eat meat because they find it ethically wrong to kill animals for food. cooking something in the same place as meat isnt the same thing
did they somehow delude themselves into thinking they are allergic to meat?

>>13248093
better yet, don your cloak and hide your katana until the last second; then, two quick swipes—enough to detach the entire paper from the sticks—and walk straight through without a word as their middle-school level poster either flutters away on the winds of defeat or is trampled beneath your studded ankle-high black leather boots, whichever comes first.
serves them right for getting in between me and my McNuggets.

>>13244459
>At no point was he told the Whopper was cooked on the same grill as the meat burgers, he said - adding that, had he known, he would not have ordered it.
If BK didn't tell him, then he had to have known on his own, which means he knew before ordering it. Can't blame BK for giving him what he was expecting, even if he claims he didn't want it.

>>13255004
He prob said he could taste the fat on it or something

>>13244518
Show up in a cop uniform and the nogs in back will add your choice of saliva, feces, and/or urine as condiments.

>>13244634
Well done, except for the part about helping them stay healthy. Vegans/vegetarians deserve to get rekt.

>>13253669
I would unironically like to move to Brazil, except for the crime problem. How likely am I to be kidnapped if I am an American living on a tiny pension?

>>13247942
Most of that deforestation is to grow soy for animal feed. Why do omnis not understand food chains?

>>13244459
To be clear he's right. I remember Ramsay reeing on one of his cooking shows because the cook was frying vegetables in the same oil he used to fry beef or fish or some shit. But BK did cover this and did state you can get it prepared a different way, i.e. microwaved kek.

>>13249566
>My little sister is going through a vegan phase and she is suffering from anemia

IMOUTO VEGANS BTFO

>>13244808
>It is worth noting they refused to cook meat for me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Mr-2jb6oNA

>>13256272
Depends desu pretty low if you look poor or tough or both. No use kidnapping a poor man's son. Have you considered the Ukraine? You can live like a king there on very low income.

How did they not see this coming? Why not just dedicate a little oven? They deserve to get raped.
But yeah, fuck this. Thousands are wrongfully terminated every day and they can't get paid.

>>13244459
vegans are crazy

>>13244844
>Putting meat in pasta sauce is morally correct and politically justified
based

>>13244882
>Someone told you to make vegetarian pasta but you add meat to it. This act is morally wrong.
incorrect.

>>13244484
He's absolutely fucking retarded.

>>13246820
>By that fucking logic nothing is vegan, medication is all tested on animals, should diabetic vegans die before taking insulin?
Yes. That's exactly what PETA claims it wants.

i just had this burger 2 days ago.
tasted pretty good honestly.

>>13251074
There's a documentary about this. Yes she spilled on herself, but the coffee was also served boiling hot. Boiling. Nobody should be boiling coffee.

>>13244634
BASED nutritionist

>>13249992
>not a vegetarian
>so an incel
>posts a correlation thinking it implies causation
COPE
>>13250001
I guess thats why 84% of the gullible idiots go back to eating meat
C O P E

>>13244774
>Doesnt include the apostrophe in McDonald's

>>13244459
I SUED BURGER KING
CUZ THEY COOKED MY VEGAN PATTY
ON A MEAT STRAINED GRILL
UGH
SUE, SUE, YES IM GONNA SUE

>>13251074
>The coffee was industry standard
This is actually false, McD's was superheating their coffee and had been warned in court about it previously. The court ordered fine was overkill but was meant to be as a disincentive to superheating the coffee, and it worked.

>>13256272
>I would unironically like to move to Brazil, except for the crime problem. How likely am I to be kidnapped if I am an American living on a tiny pension?
Little to none, specially living in a small town like mine, we have very good police for such a small territory, you can literally walk around in the middle of the night with your phone in hand and not get robbed.

>>13256999
The difference is that I was not visiting a vegetarian fraternity, I was fucking living in there, paying rent, buying my own meat and stocking the fridge with it. They refused to cook the meat I purchased forcing me to cook it myself even on the days they were supposed to be cooking, and still had the audacity to demand I cook vegetarian food for them on the days I was supposed to be cooking, even though they did not care about me enough to return the favor.

Bottom line is: If you can refuse to cook a meal with meat for me I can refuse to cook one withoun't it for you. They should have just cooked for themselves and leave me alone cooking for myself, but they didn't and so they had a delicious spaghetti with my "secret sauce", which they LOVED.

>>13257845
Nothing like secret sauce to give that meal a special touch of flavor and nutritional value, right?

>>13244459
i hope they just ban vegans from burger king for this

>>13257438
wtf I love PETA now

>>13244459
vegans BTFO!!

>>13251822
and no bacon on either side
Kosher law prohibits mixing dairy and meat as well as the cooking, serving, and cleaning utensils used for them

>>13244459
>microwave
AHAHHAHAHAHHAHA

>>13257856
You know they include fucking "7 day vegan challenge" people in those statistics right?

>>13249566

Why would you let you sister go vegan?

>>13249992
>mspaint graph with no source
>”childhood” IQ listed without age range
Yep, it’s propaganda

>>13244459
As a plant based eater (I dont call myself vegan cause of the negative connotation) this guy is just brilliant. He probably is not even vegan. He just realized an ingenious way to never have to work again. Mad I didnt think of it myself, and I dont even care about cross contamination that much really.

>>13263627
>f-fake news!!
Peak Drumpftardation

>>13252274
Your mixing sentient with sapient again

>>13244634
Don't forget to do this with pork products for the muzzies and jews

>>13244459
Im surprised BK didnt think this would be an issue, then again, most serious vegans never assume and ask if their food is being prepared using the same fryer/grill as meat products.
>Mr Williams said he wanted damages for everyone in the US who bought the Impossible Whopper
lol, poor vegan

>>13263114
how is it even a challenge to do it for 7 days, i've gone 7 days without any food at all so simply skipping the meat would be easy as hell, do it for 3 months atleast if you want it to be an actual challenge.

>>13244459
Some Hindu dudes sued McDonald's for having beef tallow in their fry oil like 20 years ago
They won

>>13248477
A tenner says you were too much of a pussy to actually tell them what you did.

Protip: Revenge like that is fucking meaningless if the assholes you get even on doesn't know they've been bamboozled.

>>13248201
They both rely entirely on superstition, so... yes?

>>13244565
>Peta
Screw them all with a rusty fork.

petakillsanimals.com

Why not just make a fast food joint where there only serve impossible burgers so it can't be tainted with beef?

>>13263909
I'm not, and having just one of the two is enough to argue for protection from slaughter