/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Who says I have to imagine?

>american.family.with.apple.products.jpg

>>13231249
Because they're communists?

>>13231261
this is much funnier and better with the shitty garbage cropped off the top, learn subtlety

>>13231249
So this is their latest attack on Christmas?

>>13231285
Without the top text you can’t tell that the girl was forced to do this for the picture by an attention hungry mom

>>13231302
how is that not inferred at all you stupid cunt

>>13231471
You must be a lefty

>>13231249
Imagine having no joy in your life.

>>13231472
what does this brainlet response have to do with anything about you being too retarded to not be able to understand that vapid cunts make children do stupid shit for likes on facebook, especially when it backfires into a corporate shill meme and not jesus shit

>>13231492
4 more years.

>>13231498
good, the economy has been great and ill vote for him again, but that doesn't detract from the fact you are retarded

>>13231249
>imagine being so poor that you can waste an arbitrary value under $100 dollars.
"Hello, I'd like the cheapest and yet hardest to make drink on your menu. I don't care if it devalues your hourly wage, because it's on the menu.

i bought a peppermint mocha frappucino the other day to see what all the fuss is about
$6 for a medium. never again. people will pay for fucking anything won't they.

>>13231498
nope!
>>13231505
you're the worst kind of moron. imagine actually unironically thinking the economy is "great" right now. massive and obvious bubble to anyone with a brain. it's the 20's all over again!
but hey, the avocado toast is tasty though!

not at starbucks, but i order extravagant caffeinated drinks all the time, with plenty of sugar and chocolate. they're wonderful.
>>13231711
and it was delicious, wasn't it?

I'm pretty sure you're paying for the drink, not the cup itself.

>>13231249
I can't. It's horrible and haven't been in over 5 years. Even before that it was only to meet up with friends. Truly disgusting. In college I ended up just buying caffeine pills for when I needed a bit of an energy boost, because between the disgusting coffee and high price, it's much better to just swallow a pill.

>>13231723
it was mediocre, like a slushie with cream instead of syrup. it wasn't offensively bad, but I know people who buy a minimum of ONE of these things every fucking day. can't imagine it.

I am 26 and have never ordered from a coffeeshop

>>13231261
How would she know about Jesus if this family never went to church? I know that people can be deeply religious at home, but in this case, it doesn't seem likely.

>>13231734
it's one of the only truly kino moments of everyday life. Go to a good third wave cafe next weekend and just sit and drink your coffee :)

>>13231749
Getting good coffee from a shop is based. Sitting in there is the most cucked, bluepilled thing imaginable... take it to a park or some shit.

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>>13231770
Is that child pregnant?

>>13231770
>apple fags at a starbucks
Those are limousine liberals you tard. Lefties are just racists lmao.

>>13231782
Well duh, no abortions

>>13231790
As it should be, but she should put down the sugar drink.

>>13231769
if youre cafe is shit, then yes I agree.
It's also Mid November so parks are out of the question.

>>13231285
no, with the text you know the adult taking the picture thought it was "beautiful" and not silly
which makes the whole thing wtf

>>13231249
>starbucks next to where I work
>pop in for a coffee
>wait in line for 10 minutes behind women and hipsters ordering the most complex seasonal lattes
>large coffee please
>always tastes burnt

Same OP. I only use Starbucks these days as a public restroom

>>13231877
Burnt coffee is their thing. Charcoal black coffee was their specialty product back when they were only a roasting company.

You have to specify light or medium roast if you don't want the burnt tire beans.

>>13232048
Literally every time I’ve gone into a Starbucks I’ve tried to ask for the blonde roast or whatever and they just look at each other and say they can’t do it

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>>13231877
>not using the app and ordering ahead, skipping the line
>obviously your time is not very valuable anon

>>13232074
>being so committed to overpriced bad coffee that you download an app

>>13232060
Ask for french press coffee. Used to be they had to make any kind of regular blend you choose when you did that. Not sure if they still will. The place gets worse every year.

>>13232095
btw, this means your coffee will take 5-10 minutes to prepare, but whatever. It's low effort compared to all the assholes odering milkshakes.

>>13232094
I just drink cups of chai tea from there, and its not that expensive for that. I don't drink these 12 pumps this and extra hot that bullshit drinks.

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>>13231787
If you're suffering from depression, the book 'Feeling Good' by MD David Burns can help.
It's about cognitive-behavioral therapy, a successful treatment for depression, dealing with negative thinking patterns.
Link to PDF:
http://www.mediafire.com/file/sdydy3n2mdpueck/%2528harper._health%2529_burns_david_d_-feeling_good__the_new_mood_therapy_revised_and_updated-avon_books_harper_%25282009%2529.pdf/file
(if you don't want to use Mediafire, look for it on libgen.is - it's a good site for PDFs in general - browse/download at your own discretion).

Also listen to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmDwl2-IZEk
It's an audiobook of 'Feel the Fear and Do It Anyway' by Susan Jeffers, a self-help book on overcoming anxiety.

You can also try some St. John's Wort (it's a plant) tea for immediate relief (I mix mine with Melissa for the calming effect).

It might also be nice to learn to meditate, as it can relieve your mind of negative thoughts. nperov.com for learning materials.

Or maybe you just have a vitamin D defficiency, see >>/sci/thread/S10221251 Go get some sun.

>>13231249
I unironically do enjoy the stuff, but I haven’t had it in years. Folgers instant at $0.10 a cup for me. sore dick deal right there

Sometimes when I go to Starbucks, order black tea and work on my good loyal ThinkPad x201.