/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13217909
a healthy, well-balanced, meal.

pussy

>>13217909
Semen

dicks

>>13217909
Bull cum from a freshly milked bull.

>>13217909
I suppose something he killed and cooked himself.
I'm partial to hare and pheasant when I'm /out/ but it would vary geographically.

> Bone Marrow
> Anything you hunt/fish
> Foods you grow yourself.
....
> Rat Meat
what? it has more protein and calories per gram of meat vs beef and chicken! you can also combine it up with grasshopper flour to make some really healthy soup.

>>13217966
Tsk tsk. You were doing so well at the start, Yitzhak

>>13217909
a live fish

>>13217909
grilled cheese because it took brains and brawn to learn how to farm wheat and control cows but also a little compassion because you don't have to kill a cow for cheese

>>13217909
Something you killed.

>>13217923
Wrong. The Romans would like to have a word with you.
>>13217928
This, unless any of you shitters think you're more manly than Odin himself.

>>13218026
i dunno, a lot of women and children have killed others. doesn't seem like just killing is something inherently manly.

Trump steaks

>>13217909
oats

>>13217909
steak

>>13217909
Bacon Guacamole

>>13218035
Actually infanticide is primarily committed by females. Did you ever feel like your mom felt like she owned you? I did.

>>13217909
Black dick

>>13218277
blagg digg :DDDD

>>13217909
real men don't give a shit about your opinion on what they eat.

Quarter pounders

>>13218613
I bond burgered your sister last night

Real men don't define their masculinity through something as stupid as food.

>>13218624
Beat me to it. A real man eats whatever the fuck he wants.

>>13217909
Anything you hunted/caught/trapped and then cooked. Ideally over a fire.

Eating venison at a restaurant = 5/10 manliness
Eating venison right off the grill, then telling your friends "I shot this deer just outside of Warroad two weeks ago" = 9/10 manliness. 10/10 if wearing flannel.

>>13219158
-10/10 if you do it in that stupid Minnesota accent.

cum

>>13217909
lots of cream, lots of sugar

>>13217909

Let me see.. probably something another individual works really hard for that you later claim as your own.

>>13219461
That's not exclusive to men, stop being sexist.

Personally, I think 'manliness' is more defined by self sustenance than any other quality. Would a salad with raspberry vinaigrette normally be considered more manly than steak? I think it would if we're comparing a salad that was grown by a gardener who works the earth himself rather than a steak that was bought at a restaurant by a guy that would turn his nose up at doing his own cooking.

>>13217909
Cupcakes with pink topping. If you dare to eat that as a straight heterosexual male, then you show a very important part of being a male. Being secure in your taste and yourself, without worrying what beta bitches might think or accuse you of.

black pudding

ITT toxin masculinity is once again painfully on display.

>>13219513
>toxin masculinity
You know, if you're not referencing which posts you feel are examples of this, then you're really just saying that any male is toxic, purely on the basis of him being male, which is actually a great example of toxic feminism.

>>13219513
>half the answers are "who cares" or "something you hunted"
>""uGh So ToXic""
You're on a mission to debase the meaning of the word "toxic" aren't you?

>>13218030
t. closet faggot

>>13219606
>>13219585
troll'd hard. First day on 4chan, cucks?

>>13219691
>Somebody spend ten seconds typing out a reply to a message. God, what a failure, lmao
You're the smartest person on the internet and we're all just pawns for your entertainment. How? How could I have been so naive?

Since you're obviously on the spectrum, I should inform you that the above is sarcasm.

>>13219691
>first day?
Yeah, sometime mid 2005 thanks

>>13217909
Chad here,

whole plant foods :-)

moose thigh
hunted and taken down by the man and his friends, with throwing spears.
improperly cooked over a fire (burnt), consumed with passion in under 5 minutes.

>>13218030
Romans were gay as fuck.

>>13217909
impossible burgers

raw vegan food

Defining food as something that influences your interpretation of the fact you were born with a dick is fucking stupid

Raw ground beef On rye bread Coat generously with raw horseradish drizzle brown mustard.

>>13221314
Which is true masculinity. If you're not tough enough to fuck a man, go for those weak little girls, but for me it's a good hard cock every time.

>>13218175
>>13219732
>>13222290
Based

>>13217909
why my penis weenis of course :)

Steak and eggs

>>13217909
a plate of steak and eggs

>>13217909
Froot loops

>>13222777
Nice trips for steak and eggs, I'd add bacon and sausages.

>>13218035
Ofcourse it is manly, Just because a woman or a child can kill something doesn't mean it isn't a masculine act. That is why the men were the hunter's and women were the gatherer's.

>>13217959
>cooking
>manly
Pick one.

>>13217909
ass

A fistful of estrogen pills.

>>13222878

>>13222858
>so said the virgin faggot

>>13219158
>I shot
0/10 - not manly. Any limpwristed faggot can point a blunderbuss in the general direction of a deer.
Strangling said deer with your bear hands, on the other hand. Now that just oozes pure unadulterated manliness.

Raw horse heart.
It's good

quinoa or a nice daal

The only people I've ever seen buying these FOR MANLY MANS products looked like picture related or worse.

>>13219506
Blood sausage is food for babies and the toothless. Shame they don't make them tough and chewy.

>>13219691
>just pretending

ah, the revolting stench of newfag

>>13218190
>SIDSconspiracy.jpg

>>13219718
>>13219719
>>13222955
Still replying I see.

>>13222951
I'm a jumberjack and I'm OK
I cut down trees everyday
{chorus}
He's a lumberjack and he's OK
he cuts down trees everyday.
Monty Python - Lumberjack Song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FshU58nI0Ts

>>13218466
That's a big lie. Everybody cares about their outside appearance.

>>13222951
Ha. Fuckin' hell, that's funny. That looks almost exactly like my brother, right down to the 'don't mess with me, I'm a badass (except really, I'm a little bitch)' look on his face.

>>13218030
Odinn's "function" is not of manliness, Thor would be your go to for good old fashioned well natured good clean manliness. Odin explicitly engages in homosexual practices like scrying and being penetrated by spirits. He's also the god of outlaws as well as kings, representative of the will to power more than anything and also primal ecstacy, both in the gift of berserker rage and sudden bouts of intellectual breakthrough, or being gripped by creativity.

>>13217909
long pig

>>13223037
Sleeps all night and works all day. Your mistaken memory doesn't even scan properly without an awkward pause. And why would you need to name the reference and even provide a link? Oh God I'm being trolled don't click post I'll look like a fool

>>13217909
raw beef

>>13217966

I've read that food vendors in New York City often cook and eat some kind of local rodent.

Something you harvested from the earth with your own hands

>>13218030
>Odin

>>13224580
You really need to follow chains of conversation before chiming in, dude.

>>13218020
>you don't have to kill a cow for cheese
Yes you do

>>13217909
It's more about what you don't eat, rather than what you do eat. I'd focus on avoiding harmful additives common in processed prepackaged products. I'd also focus on avoiding harmful antinutrients contained in certain plants. Being informed and aware of what you actually put in your body is more manly than any fad diet that you may be suggested to follow.

>>13217909
Glass

>>13217909
meat you hunted yourself along with vegetables you grew yourself

>>13217909
A PrEP primed twink ass

>>13217923
hell yeah brother

>>13219461
We're talking manly foods, not Jewish meals

>>13218619
Ebin.

>>13219461
Have sex

>>13222787
froot loops <toot spoops

>>13227702
Confirmed low testosterone. A real man's vegetables are grown by his 4th and 5th concubines. 1st-3rd are solely for procreation. You're right about the meat though.

>>13222828
don't some species have females that are better at hunting than the male?

fucking ghost peppers dude

Glass. Light bulbs, and Cacti.

>>13227955
>procreation
what's that like, tell me all about it mr fat basement virgin

>>13217966
>Grasshopper flour
Nice try, Moshe.

Whatever the fuck he wants to eat.

Memeing twirly moustache, whisky, cigars/pipes/Victorian portrait and font loving, "fisticuffs" "manly men" should be lined up and shot.

>>13217909

Pic related

>>13217909
a big fat horse pussy with bull testicles for desert.

>>13219452

your snow dogs after traveling through the harsh arctic for days without food

>>13224051
Thor is the masculine God and he's also a dumb meathead who regularly gets in trouble because of this.

>>13228012
You sound like one of those queer gender kids. Maybe, but its insignificant.

>>13217923
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nI6x-DsqZp8

A big dark Indian cock

>>13230150
>dark indian
In india people with darker skin are part of a lower genetic caste, the biggest dicks will be on the lightest skinned indians

>>13230157
Just like in the west, considering white people actually have the largest dicks. The bbc doesn’t exist it’s just a cuck meme.

>>13230163
Cope harder, kid! There's a reason Tyrone and Jamal are welcomed in when they knock.

>>13230176
The largest penis in the world is a white guys, the largest average penis size is european. You’re the only one who is coping.

>>13230188
It’s because whites have the most testosterone by far. No such thing as a nonwhite man covered in thick hair.

>>13230197
>nonwhite man covered in thick hair.
confirmed for never going into a locker room

Long pork
Peperoni and cheese sticks
Blue flavoured Powerade
unactivated almonds

>>13224377
you're so full of shit

>>13224580
That looks like literal gay propaganda

>>13230205
>google hairy men
>results are all white

>>13217909
Any food he's ready to give up to provide for his wife and children.

>>13230157
For most of history a large penis was considered animalistic, not a trait that an intelligent civilised human would acquire. I started to suspect this after closely examining a lot of stone carved penises on ancient statues of the ideal male form and noticing they were not of an impressive size. I then did some research and found that writings from the period corroborated with my theory.

>>13231900
You write like you have a 2 digit IQ

>>13231931
What is the relevance of this? This is 4chan, not an essay class.

>>13217909
Bugs

You write like you have a two digit IQ and you’re trying to look smart*

>>13231943
I don't know how to express what I said more simply. It was also very carelessly written, as can be seen in the run on sentences and grammatical errors.

>>13232085
>I don't know how to express what I said
Obviously because you’re stupid

>>13232092
ok, but this is still not relevant. Maybe we can return to the topic now?

>>13217909
Cum by the bukakke load. Simple as.

>>13217909
The raw still beating hart of a warrior
defeated in one on one armed combat.

>>13232186
>being so beta that you need to validate yourself by tearing out your enemy's heart
Beta is being kind. More like omega.

>>13219445
Right away mr wolf

your own cum off your wife's supple breasts

sushi, eight pieces, brown rice, simple

>>13218030
>>13224580
>sources your claims from a literal Jew
then again the Bible is one big Jew source anyway

>>13230219
>Long pork
I mean you aren’t technically wrong

>>13218176
this

>>13223119
Not true
t. Autismo

>>13217919
This. I don't understand why Americans have such an obsession with "manly food". The book "Real men don't eat quiche" lampoons this really well. "Quiche" is seen as a "feminine" dish because it's French and we all know the French are a bunch of pansies. Just look at that time they surrendered America into existence. Meanwhile a scrambled egg pie is something ALL AMERICAN(tm) and Manly that real Manly Men eat... even though it's the exact same fucking thing as quiche.

I also have no idea why Americans believe anything that clogs your arteries is REAL MAN FOOD like greasy hamburgers, fatty bacon or HFCS covered spareribs, while healthy food like chicken breast, salmon or leafy greens are "rabbit food".

The entire American concept of masculinity is fucking retarded.

>>13217909
another man

>>13234683
>The entire American concept of masculinity is fucking retarded
That's more the American "boomer" concept of masculinity, but you're right.

>>13234683
I’m not so sure you’re someone to take advice on masculinity from

gym equipment

>>13234683
>"Quiche" is seen as a "feminine" dish because it's French and we all know the French are a bunch of pansies.
But anon, even the French consider "quiche" to be a feminine word...

>>13217909
Elk cooked rare, shot with a bow and arrow.

>>13217909
The meal that's balanced

>>13234856
>I don't understand grammatical gender
You know that you can adress the most masculine men with feminine pronouns for grammatical reasons, right? Or do you think the French were taunting their king when they referred to him as "sa majesté", which would be accompanied by the feminine pronoun "elle"? That's right, depending on the context "she" can refer to a man.

>>13234948
I was making a pun, man. No need to be a Linguistics Facist.

>>13234683
>I also have no idea why Americans believe anything that clogs your arteries is REAL MAN FOOD like greasy hamburgers, fatty bacon or HFCS covered spareribs, while healthy food like chicken breast, salmon or leafy greens are "rabbit food".
Industrial propaganda disguised as advertisements and TV shows. 99% of the contemporary American culture has been shaped by industry giants going "This will make them use money".

>>13234867
do i also have to be a manlet?

>>13217909
Any fucking thing he wants! Milk, candy, ice cream, coffee with lots of milk and sugar...Anything he himself likes and doesn't care what others think.

>>13234948
>depending on the context "she" can refer to a man.

French is a retarded language, who'd have though. 98 birds.

>>13235073
Yeah. Just like Spanish, or Latin, or Italian, or Romanian, or every other language where possessive pronouns conform to the object rather than the subject.

>>13234948
Negro what.

The "sa majeste" refers to the word "majesty" being feminine, not the king being feminine. In French, the pronoun is gendered based on the word it accompanies, not the person/thing that word is describing/identifying.

Goddamn how can you be so completely wrong.

>>13234683
If you actually physically work the american diet is very fulfilling.

>>13235121
Nigga, you don't understand. If "Sa Majesté" has been established as the subject of a sentence and you later on use a prounoun to refer back to "sa majesté" (feminine), you use "elle" or "she" even if the majesty in question is male.

>>13235140
Any diet consisting of high amounts of energy and protein is good for somebody doing physical labor because it's exactly what their body needs. Problem is that not many work hard enough in America to be able to truly justify the stereotypical burgers, donuts and deep fried everything.

>>13217909
What ever they damn well please, with no regard for what others decree is manly

>>13219158
Uff da

to be frank your wives cooking, even if she can't cook. you act like it's the best you've ever eaten.

>>13234989
You're saying it was (((them)))? The Man? The capitalist extracting labour from poor proles? The white male patriarchy meeting?

>>13235439
You lefties sure are a slimy bunch of retards

>>13235446

>>13217909
Not pepperoni pizza, that's a child's food.

>>13218030
The Romans are fucking dead so who gives a fuck what they think.

>>13217919
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nI6x-DsqZp8

Roasted bull penis and soy milk

>>13217909

Unironically PIZZA

>>13217991
>>13228515

>>13219691
>t'was only a ruse!
golly jee it seems we have been lead astray

>>13217909

probably gurgling ice cream you've sucked into a kazoo while dancing and humming "macho macho mannnnn i wanna be, a macho man, wanna be a macho macho mannn"

I WANNA BE A MACHO

>>13224580
That's the fucking Obermensch right there.

>>13217909
man

>>13217909
female penis.

>>13224580
>not drinking yummy cummy

ISHYGDDT

>>13235157
But you're still referring to the "majesty," not the person in possession of that majesty or whom it describes. You're still wrong.

>>13217923
Eating pussy is beta as fuck

>>13239703
Agreed. It tastes like batteries and it kills 50% of sperm upon contact. Think about the acids you reveal your tongue to, like taking a mouth full of pineapple and feeling your inner cheeks get tenderized by the enzymes. It’s awful

>>13218018
>Slant eyes are the manliest men
Try again Chang

>>13217909
his ego

>>13239725
>tastes like batteries
>Think about the acids you reveal your tongue to, like taking a mouth full of pineapple and feeling your inner cheeks get tenderized by the enzymes
I think you're just gay dude.

>>13217909
live tarantulas and hornets
onions shaped like genitals
vinegar sweetened with lead
other real men
rhinoceros horn, whole
Any object which falls to earth from outer space

>>13235813
Thanks for reminding me to filter this, spamming cunt