/ck/ - Food & Cooking

First for cute cat

>>13173568
Imagine the smell of Patti's vinegary shits

>i'm not fat guys i swear

>>13173579
patti is odorless, giblet will clear a room

>>13173586
say that to my face and not on the internet >;(

making an easy maranara im on some penny pinchin stuff at the moment

posting in Patti thread

>>13173599
>inb4: 1000 godzillion replies
YEE HAW

>>13173599
YEE HAW

puddy tat

/prettykitty/

I've always wondered if your fat or not. Not in a mean spirited way, it just seems like you're always cooking good shit.
Height /weight?

>>13173642
And he's always drinking, I've always assumed he is of the heavier variety

>>13173599
YEE HAW

>>13173642
>>13173677
im not small

https://youtu.be/wMehItNQKAA

my gosh dern muhfugga grampa RIP these tacos were in your honor desu

https://youtu.be/D5Y11hwjMNs

>>13173568
The Humble House ancho is outstanding on grilled cheese

>>13173642
He used to lie on the internet and say that he wasnt but then doxxed himself in the last thread so to jig is up

jig: up
pati: posted

>>13173568
OMG A CUTE WHISKER BISKER! I FUCKING LOVE KOTS!!! how old is your furbaby, op? :^) so cute!

>>13173568

To quote DArkwing Duck.....

LET'S

GET

DICKERED!

I’m so sick of seeing this faggot cat and these cringe reddit threads on my catalog.

I wish someone would ban you for this cancer general or something God damn it

>>13174605
Seethe harder, and get out of this comfy thread. OP is based for bringing something other than
>fast food
>Instagram sadness/10 meal pic
>and "how I cook??"
threads to the table. You're just buttmad no one's giving (YOU) attention.

>>13173568
Thank you for posting these threads OP, you're awesome

>>13174630
White knighting some essentially tripfag on 4chan YIIKES

>>13174616
you're on the wrong website if you think you're going to get a single thread ever with no shitposting. consider suicide

>>13174616
>same low quality supermarket slop week after week
>attention whoring, reddit and catfaggotry
major improvement

>>13174661
>confusing shitposting in a thread with shitting up the whole board with fast food threads that contribute nothing
Wow you did it

>>13174671
Lrn2grammar

>>13174667
Still better than
>duuhh which shitty fast food place should I get my beetus
or
>I gonna shitpost in threads and not contriboot nothin useful
like what you seem to be doing.

>>13174683
i actually laugh at shitposts.
threads where OP blogs about his cat are the epitome of reddit culture

>>13174683
Im contributing to the bump limit

>>13174678
Negro what? Can you not fucking read? My grammar is impeccable, goddamn near perfect, you brainless mongrel.

>>13174691
I don't give half a wet shit what you laugh at, soyboy. OP is contributing better-than-average content and U MAD about it, clearly.

>>13174720
based

>>13174727
>utterly seething
>callin others mad
Lmao

>>13174605
>>13174667
imagine supposedly hating reddit so much but you can't make a single post without referencing it. the insufferable manchildren around this place are unbelievable.

>>13174745
I only post about reddit in this gay thread though

>>13174740
Yeah, u mad

>>13174773
Make more posts about how mad i am

>>13174786
this cuck mad af

>>13174803
Keep going

>>13174786
U mad
U sad
U never glad, cause you got
Bumdiddled by your dad.

>>13174605

>"god i hate reddit so much"
>goes back to browsing 4chan looking for ways to bring up reddit
>reddit reddit reddit

>>13174786
OP is based af, fuck off with your autism

they got it cooked up hot and poppin in chea nickas what

Haven't been here in a while, but I see you're still doin' the Brussels sprouts OP

made some kick ass butter chicken Sunday, still working on the leftovers. it was better than my usual spot's buffet version, so i was pretty damn happy about it.

recipe via OP and https://www.vahrehvah.com/butter-chicken-indian-recipe

rice cooker shot is jeera rice: basmati rice, butter, bay leaf, cloves, cumin seeds, cinnamon stick

>>13173568
Patti a fatty cutie

>>13175604
>taj mahal

Couldn't find Kingfisher?

>>13173568
cook your cat next time you gigantic faggot

>>13174748
>this gay thread
What kind of threads would you like to see?

>>13173568
I'm dickered and eating leftover spatchcocked chicken with steamed broccoli and cauliflower, and mashed potatoes with cream gravy made from the drippings I saved.

Thx, for the thread based dickered cat fag.

>>13175644

they had it but i really love Taj Mahal

>>13175653
Don't you have a Medicaid appointment to get to, boomer?

>>13175653
Why are you so dickered, anon?

>>13173599
YEEEE HAAAW

I wanted to know what OP was gonna do with the pork chops. This wasn't fun for

me

>>13175604
God damn, that looks outstanding, anon. Good job. Invite me over when you cook it again.

wew ate and forgot to finish posting

this one came out pretty good even tho I cut it like a tard, just wish my oven could get hotter

>>13175950
good evenin OP

>>13173599
YEE HAW

>>13173599
YAH HOO

>>13174373
Every thread until you like it. Dog-fags gonna hate, even though their pets engage in coprophilia.

>>13173599
YEE & i cannot stress this enuf HAW

tonight i smoked up my house trying to pan fry chicken lol.

i set a lb give or take of sliced chicken breast in pickle juice a lil over 30 mins, coated in egg/h.w.cream mix, tossed in italian bread crumbs. side of broccoli cooked in mediterranean herb cooking oil/water mix, and a side of buttery cinnamon sugar pear slices. buttermilk ranch to dip in chicken.

>>13177703
>side of broccoli cooked in mediterranean herb cooking oil/water mix
Are you my father who died back in September? Did the broccoli leave a little puddle on the plate, and the "mediterranean herbs" come dry out of packet?

What are the pineapples for? Ambience?

>>13177724
naw he tried possessin me but i threw salt at him. he tried backseat chef-ing me but i used the oil soaked herbs etc from the bottom of this https://lesleyelizabeth.com/product/mediterranean-herb-oil-ol1601/

i ended up eating all the chicken & i feel like a sow

>>13175604
looks good

>>13173599
Ah YEEEh-HAAAW lil doggi

I'll start with some moose quasedillas or however you wanna call it. food process a white onion, bell peppers, cherry tomatoes, garlic, tomato puree, sriracha S+P, oregano, chili powder.
>>13173599
YEEEEEEEE HAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

fry some moose shred some cheese

Dickered

put that together between 2 tortillas and fry it for a while. wala

potatoes onion and bison summer sausage.

fried of course. thats all for now

>>13178003
>bison summer sausage
wickid bassd

>>13178009
Thanks. maybe 90% of the meat my family ate was bison when growing up.

>>13178028
Does it bug the shit out of you when people call bison buffalo?

>>13175937
You should put the self cleaning function on with the pizza in the oven for like 3-4 minutes. Gets super duper hot.

>>13178050
I dont concern myself with others.
<-- bison jerky

makin a quick tartar/cocktail sauce

https://youtu.be/n2I7JchMIVI

I have two pieces of salmon and one egg.
I plan to bread and fry the salmonpieces, but I will only eat one of them today and then the other tomorrow.
So now I'm wondering. Will I get the best results by
1)frying both pieces today
2)breading both today but frying only one and saving the other raw but breadcovered in the fridge
3)breading and frying one and saving the other raw next to the leftover eggwash and breading it tomorrow

I'll go with 2 if nobody has a better idea

>>13178331
Nigger its like 4 am the fuck you doing

i like a lot of horseradish in my cocktail sauce

>>13178341
a mans gotta eat

https://youtu.be/PM7_V8Hxaqg

>>13175937
Looks good. I did a mini Thanksgiving dinner for the he'll of it.

>>13178331
>Pickle Me Dilley
good morning anon why are you dippin

>>13175950
This looks pretty good. Whenever I cook homemade pizza my crust seems to never stay thin. Been a while since I tried I can't even remember if you're meant to put yeast in the dough

>>13178354
fuck ya thanksgiving leftovers are the best part

>>13178372
doin up some shramp

>>13178391
thx yeah im trying to get my NY pizza game on point, this is about as thin as i can get it so far i was pretty pleased, plan to get a bigger stone or maybe try a steel i might be able to get it a bit thinner if i can make it bigger, this video was where i got started and did a bit of tweaking

https://youtu.be/lzAk5wAImFQ

>>13173568
post your pattis or you're a faggot

>>13178419
looks good where's the finished product

>>13173568

based HEBpilled

i would usually do a baked tater but they looked sketch so i i did up some tots and im trying something

>>13178421
CUTE

>>13178421
fresh out of pattis but ill throw u a cozy maria

mistakes were made, salad was way over-dressed, next time i would have broken the tots up a bit before putting the cheese on, shrimp were on point, dippers were outta site

https://youtu.be/AzlcFH27dTU

>>13174605
>my catalog
Filter it you fucking pebble in a bucket head.

>>13178421

>>13179342

>>13178421
He a cute

>>13178338
2 it is.
Making some very basic stuff today anyhow.

What is the cure for being dickered?

>>13179492
Veggies getting sweated a bit. They will replace the sauce since I gotta keep my weight down.

>>13179496
After they were tenderised a bit but still had some crunch I put the pot in the oven just to keep it warm.

>>13179500
Flour - egg - breadcrumbs. You don't need me to tell you how to bread a piece of fish. I didn't do all that great a job of it as you will see.

>>13179504
I have some sticky rice on the other burner.
This piece will go back in the fridge as it's shown here and we'll see what it's like for frying tomorrow.

>>13179495
Being more dickered, posting more Pattis

>>13179507
Overfried the first one but not to the point where it wasn't delicious. I'll go a little lighter on the other one tomorrow if I can. This hob really only has two settings; slightly colder than room temp and slightly warmer than the surface of the sun.
The vegetable mix was nice, though. Has some crunch to it still.

>>13173599
YEE HAW

>>13173599
YEE HAWWWWW

>>13179520
damn that looks really good

>>13179520
holy shit the look inedible

fuck these threads

>>13179495
CBD

>>13173599
YEE HAW

>>13177987
Don't put two tortillas on top of each other. Use one tortilla and fold it over into a half moon shape. It will hold together better.

>>13182315
Thank you very much thats a great idea. Never would have thought of that

Where the FUCK is Gilbert

on some budget stuff pls no bully

>>13174605
More salt next time.

was slightly better than I expected

>>13179520
Dank

>>13174691
>REEEE OC BAD, SHITPOST GOOD
Says a lot about low level IQ brainlets like you

>>13183369
Ironically, using day old bread, fresh vegetables and spices for the stuffing would have been cheaper, so you weren't poverty tier, just lazy tier.

>>13173568
>buying bone-in pork chops

>>13179520
I've never considered oily fish like salmon appropriate for breading and frying, always reserved that for white fish. Did you like it as well as grilling, baking or frying w/o the breading?

>>13173568
>dickered

>>13184573
It was pretty good and the one I fried today came out nice and golden compared to the one I posted earlier.
Not better than just frying it without the breading, though. I probably won't bother doing it again.

>>13173599
HEE YAW

>>13173599
Yee Haw!

>>13174691
>the epitome of reddit culture
You'd know, I guess.
:)

>>13179520
>>13183528
lmao wow how do you fags just get worse at cooking as time goes on?

>>13184558

that box is $0.78 there is no way that making your own is cheaper than that.

>>13185684
more dickerd as hours go by

>>13184881
Sounds right. But it was cool you varied from your normal stew style dishes which do always look good, btw.

>>13173568
shutup retard

>>13185684
Alcoholism is a progressive disease.

today was big boy food day

https://youtu.be/TvjeUvUY0Us

seared scallops and a nice light carbonara pasta salad for lunch

>>13188173
Christ I'm jelly, I've never seen a scallop that big for sale. They're all like half an inch across here.

>>13188189
>light carbonara pasta salad
keep lying to yourself, fat fuck

>>13188581
Are you autistic or actually retarded?

>>13188594
i'm not the one calling a pound of noodles, cheese and bacon a "light pasta salad"

It's duck. There's nothing to it.
Shove some herbs in the cavity, cook it low and slow and finish under the broiler. Broil both sides.

>>13189074
Use some of the delicious drippings with red wine and a basic flour thickener for gravy. I'm just having potatoes with it but pickled red cabbage as an additional side is more traditional here.

>>13189081
And a few slices of raw apple. Another departure from tradition since we usually put applewedges in the cavity of the bird so they cook. I like the crunch of raw apples better.

>>13189081
aw
what a waste

>>13189162
of what?

made another pizza, was good but needed more char

>>13173568
>cat
>box wine
This isnt your blog janice

>>13178419
benis

Gonna be eating this for a few days.

>>13175604
Why do you put rice, bread and chicken in one plate at once? Put chicken in some wide bowl (like some soup bowl), and finish the bread with chicken first then put rice on the plate. Plate shouldn't look messy. While cooking rice, put all those spices in muslin cloth to make a little tea bag but for rice, it would make removing the spices easier at end. Enjoy. Bread look really good.

OP is a faggot. These threads are gay as fuck and letting your cat that close to your food is fucking disgusting. You have to go back you fat ugly fuck.

>>13189085
Looks good anon.

>>13189332
STOP POSTING COOKING ON /CK/! /CK/ IS FOR FASTFOOD AND FASTFOOD ONLY!

Friendly reminder to not feed trolls.

>>13189381
This isn't cooking. This is some fat, autistic moron's fucking blog.
I hope this idiot dies and his cat eats his fat face.

>>13189384
Friendly reminder not to feed OP or his cat. They're fat enough already.

>>13189411
reminder

>>13189198
time, energy, material
the waste trifecta

>>13189454
You come across as the sort of fellow who opens his mouth really wide for selfies.

>>13189454
I still don't know what you mean, anon. Do you think I cooked the duck poorly? It was crispy on the ouside, juicy and tender on the inside, and rendered me a nice bowlful of roastingfat.
And I only paid like 5 dollars for it.
As for time; I went out shopping while it was cooking on low and then had a 20-minute phonecall with my mother while it was finishing under the broiler. You don't have to stare at the bird the whole time.

What would you have done differently?

>>13189566
Funny.
You come across as the sort of fellow who opens his mouth really wide for dicks.

>>13189674
answer >>13189624 or shut the fuck up

>>13189880
I'm not the anon he's replying to but I would have not overcooked the everloving shit out of that poor bird.

What is with the absolute seething in this thread?

>>13189085
Those potato are strangely adorable

>>13190350
Autists that have nothing to contribute in a cook along thread can only bitch and shitpost.
When scrolling through the various fast food threads that they contribute in, they see this thread and check in to see if they got any juicy (You)s from their previous shitposts.
Imagine being so retarded that not only do they continue to bump a thread they don't like, but apparently haven't figured out how to hide it as well. Its all so tiresome.
>inb4 blah blah reddit blah blah

>>13173568
do you guys think he fucks the cat?

>>13174616
OP isn't making quality OC he's literal shit tier blogging

>>13190728
Wrong. Now back to discussing your favorite mcdick sandwich with a side post to the cfa or townsend /pol/tard thread. Come back when you aren't in diapers anymore.

>>13190985
I'm going back to the egg n soldiers thread that one was comfy

>>13173568
>retire from 4channel for a year
>come back
>this dude is still at it
Godspeed anon.

>>13191117
>retire from 4chan for a year

>>13190638
>bump a thread they don't like
i always remember to sage

>>13174616
>WAH WHY CANT THIS BOARD HAVE MOAR SHITPOSTS
Is tv, g, and v not enough for you?

>>13178622
Twins!

>>13191222
>the only time the cooklet uses sage is on a thread he doesn't like
like pottery

>>13192020
gottem

fuck these threads

>>13182299
>>13181042
>>13192552
>disgusting alcoholic fat fuck op bumping his gay thread again

>>13192567
wrong I just work in the cannabis industry.

>>13191701
:3

me and a buddy got dickered and tried a pastor truck by his new apt, was srsly dank

Giblets bullying has created an alliance

>>13193162
Did you top or bottom? Who came first?

>>13193271
>Who came first?
Your mom, ohhh!

BOOM ROASTED

HAHA LE DICKERED

I SURE LOVE GETTING LE DICKERED WITH MY DICKERED FRIENDS ON LE REDDIT

DICKERED DICKERED DICKERED

Speak real English or fuck off

>>13194451
>hurr muh reddit

>>13194498
Why did you even respond? What purpose could you possibly think it would serve?

pepper and garlic jerky just finished! YEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAWWWWWWWWW

>>13194509
Not the anon you replied too, but that post clearly shows that when people are called out for shitting up the thread, one of their only responses is
>hurr durr reddit!
This indicates an obvious obsession with that particular website.
I'll be around all day to spoonfeed you and the rest of the waterheads if you need anymore special assistance.

getting ready for winter, so I wanted to stock the freezer with chili again.

first time using a pressure cooker, decided to experiment with using dry pinto beans instead of canned. it was a little fiddly but the beans turned out great and were sooo much cheaper.

8lbs ground beef, to give y'all an idea of the scale. the stock pot is 24 quarts, after it cooked down i think it was about 19 quarts of chili.

left it to cook outside on the porch overnight since it was 40°F.

next step is freezing the containers, popping the cubes out, and vacuum sealing them for storage.

>>13173568
I don’t really like your threads, OP but I absolutely love >>13194451
The fact he hates these threads but can’t stay out of them with his butt blasted reddit replies is comedy gold.

>>13195693
Looking good.
I prefer to not cook more than I can eat over a few days myself. I should make chili soon, though. It's definitely the season.

>>13173568
Aw yeah dickered thread!
Stuffed pork chops. I cheat and just get thin cut, and stack them with goodness in between.

>>13195749
That goodness is stuffing, spinach, and crumbled goat cheese.
Assembled, Chops are coated in Italian bread crumbs, then wrapped in bacon, and ready for the oven.

>>13195766
I'll do a quick box pasta and some brown gravy. Washing it down with Old Forrester statesman

>>13173568
‘chup‘chup
Red saucy ‘chup
Every time I use it I bust a big nut

‘Chup ‘chup
Put it on your plate
Dip your burger in it if you are not gay

>>13195749
>>13195766
The chops are looking good but I'm not sure I approve of what's going on in that glass.

>>13195766
D'ya want some whisky with your ice boss?

>>13195798
>>13195846
I drink it quick enough to keep it from getting too watered down. Then munch on the ice.

>>13195887
sure, fag

>>13195746

i worked hard last night to be lazy when winter really gets here. nothing like coming home on a shitty cold night to a sparse fridge, throwing a block of soup/stew/chili into a warm water bath. boom, meal in 30 minutes or so. make a grilled cheese to go with it. food for me and the girl with very little effort.

>>13195766
Was tasty

>>13195984
What's the sauce?

>>13193255
D'aaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwww

>>13194451
Dickered

>>13194509
Just pointing out how obsessed you are with reddit. Maybe you should head back there.

>>13195016
Yes, because I'm tired of people A) complaining about original content here and B) pretending that either don't use reddit or that it's somehow garbage in comparison to 4chins.

>>13196026
Jar gravy, nothing special

trying to make cornbread for the first time ever. gonna do a pan but muffin tins seems like a better idea if this works out

Cooking some pork links too. always remember to fully cook them in water first before frying them, or your links will be wrinkly and grey

>>13196045
lmao cry more reddit cat anus licker

>>13196525
done alongside the ol lady's thick coleslaw

>>13196504
turned out. muffin tins next time for sure

>>13190719
I mean I would

>>13196528
Keep going please.
I’m currently working on a YouTube video about social media.
I’m using /ck/ as an example of how people have become more ignorant due to internet exposure rather than less.
I’m going to have a section on potential mental health issues and feel I could feature some of your posts.

>>13196528
kill yourself

>>13197144
you too, normalfaggot

>>13197167
Thanks man, that’s exactly what I want.
I’ll make sure you get plenty of exposure on Facebook and reddit, you seem very suited to them.
:)

>>13175937
Damn looks good

>>13196751
Comfy as heck to be quite frankly.

>>13197144
These threads are a good example of that
So much information out there and no one in here knows how to cook

>>13196612
Very nice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-KgnSs2HnM

I'm pulling nightshifts and subsisting on free bags of crisps from the ward.
Soon; porchetta.

>>13174605
>god I hate reddit so much
>I'm such a big 4channer lol
>but I don't know how to filter

>>13189291
He's cooking to eat, not cooking to serve to people. You retarded presentation faggots need to fuck off.

What's this a fucking blog for losers now?

Butter chicken bros, how long does it take you to make it? I just tried >>13175604 and it was very good, but it took me like a fucking hour.

>>13199901

that's my post, and yeah sounds about right. the second time is faster. you can also make more and freeze some of it for later.

>>13197144
i'm sure your mental illness vlog about that one guy on 4chan who doesn't like cats and reddit is going to be extremely insightful and make you a rich man

>>13198715
>>13199105
Thank you fellas.

>>13199788
no, its a thread for cook a-longs and dickered kitters

bison summer sausage and dill/onion/chilipow/pepper potatoes baked then fried. canned green beans too i guess.

Made some cornbread muffins to bring to work alongside my jerky. Very happy with the taste

>>13202057
do you tell people you work with that you have a filthy animal roaming around your kitchen or do you keep your disgusting hygiene to yourself?

>>13202266
I bring people I work with over to my place to meet my kitties and eat my food but I commend your passionate hatred there bucko.

>>13202417
forgot pic. mother fuck!

>>13202417
>lying on the internet

>>13202516
You are ignorant. And a good-night to you.

>>13173568
Patti always makes these threads extremely comfy.

>>13200664
I’m not in it for the money.
It’s more a project to demonstrate how ignorance and stupidity is projected via the internet.
4chan(nel) is too large to feature as a whole so I’ve picked a couple of the dumbest boards as subject matter.

went from 76f to 35f in under 12 hours and its gettin pretty cozy round these parts, deciding what to cook

don't forget to feed the kitters!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>13203506
DICKERED

>>13203506
holy fuk

>>13203145
We went from 60's to 20's so I'm doing a pot of great northern beans with smoked ham hocks.

>>13203145

Drunk

Me too!!!

>>13203145
>>13203672
>tfw Florida Man
One of these days I'll save up enough to move somewhere comfy, cold and quiet up north.

>>13203506
That's not OPs stove but that's fucking gross.

pressure pulling pork tonight. Gotta sear some cubes to start

>>13206703
now gonna pressure cook it in a sauce of ketchup, tomato paste, honey, brown sugar, sriracha, mustard, worcestershire, soya sauce, oregano, garlic and onion powder, pepper, red pepper flakes.

>>13206848
shred on mashed potatos w/ sauce. good night.

>>13206703
>>13206848
>>13207159
oi m8 a warm mug of pulled pork and taters is mad comfy

>>13175604
that looks extra creamy and way better than mine shieeet

>>13179520
looks good id maybe want tarter sauce cuz im a casual

>>13189085
that looks cozy m8 and yes i want to try your potaters

>>13189288
that looks dank as heck, aint gonna lie im gonna make spaggetti and meetbolz in the next few days and people gonna bitch but they are worth it

>>13194876
looks good is it so dry it would stay good for a decent amount of time? never made jerky

>>13195693
cheers frozen food brother

>>13195984
>>13195766
>>13195749
would rek this, probably need 2 chops tho

>>13196751
plan to do this soon, look in to skillet cornbread and use a bit of animal fat to grease the pan get it nice and crispy, very nice imo

>>13202424
:3

>>13203506
i know you hate me but thats nasty af

>>13203672
yeah i got a list of comfy shit to cook im so excited desu

>>13205160
im in houston my window of comfy weather is very narrow i want to move to alaska

https://youtu.be/Xjdkc14-zwQ

heated up leftovers last night

these threads are ok

>>13208278
Thanks! The jerky stays dry for a long long time, It is supposed to be able to last months in the fridge after dehydrating without going rancid. But a new batch is eaten in a week. just remember to trim as much fat off the meat as possible if you try. Good luck!

>>13185684
Yeah youre right for me its the mcchicken. Someone post the egg fort. Thats what this board should be about.

>>13189217
This isnt your board, newfag.

great.. this faggot fucking toxoredditor has ruined this board. anyone who wants to make a cooking thread outside of his reddit circle jerk has there efforts met with a nice 404 from the mods, every time.

fuck you and your annoying faggotry

>>13208989
What A+ quality content did you post this time, more thumb photoshopping?

>>13208989
>fuck you and your annoying faggotry
And what would you call your response here, exactly?

>>13208989
Dickered

>>13208989

>>13175604
Very dank

fuck these threads

>>13210882
>people cooking is scary
Back to your mcdicks thread, kid.

>>13210923
>cat faggot cooking blog is pleb and gross
ftfy

>>13179520
this is what i imagine european prison meals as

>>13199788
you're longing for a time that never existed

>>13208278
That fried rice looks Hella fine, how did you do it?

>>13211487
lol its leftovers from a mexican seafood place me and me mum went to

have this steak i wet aged and some expired tillamook, its cold as frig out but imma try to grill cuz i dont want to fill my apt with smoke right now

https://youtu.be/u4jBSc1uxx8

potato

>>13208597
>newfag
This isn't your blog either newfaggot.

i am not really picky about doneness so I'm sure this will be fine

>>13213266
>i am not really picky about doneness
Jesus christ. Do you purposely post shit like this just to rile up anons who already believe that cat fuckers have zero taste? I honestly don't even know why newfriends fall for your bullshit and think this is an actual cooking thread, let alone The cooking thread on /ck/. The fucking Taco Bell guy has more taste than you.

>>13213290
lol I'm aiming for a decent crust and anything between rare and medium well, I don't know why you're so upset with me but I wish you well anon

>>13174605
>constantly cooks and posts OC of said cooking on the cooking board
>I wish someone would ban you for this cancer general

>>13213377
Is there a significant overlap between cat blog kiddies and Trump supporters? In both cases I can almost never tell if they’re trolling or if they’re legitimately so dumb that they can’t understand why almost everyone hates them.

>>13213401
>cat nullifies all OC
Magic powers.

>>13213338
So a while back i posted something cheeky and was banned for a week. This post i made was not smug or trolling. It wasnt bait either. Since then ive been posting cooking threads here and there with lots of "fuck niggers and jannies" rhetoric. Its been fun.

>>13213401
This smells like bait. Trump has lost most of his support here when he went from america first to israel first. Comparing people you dont like to trump supporters is what kids in college did with republicans and what the movies in the 70s did with squares.

Time to make some hot sauce, just need to go get a single white onion.

>>13213858
You know what im talking about. "You dont want to sit around smoking grass all day? You must be a square" "what do you mean you dont support immigration? You must be a republican" youre like the current year man. "Wot? I meen how cayn you ave an opinion loik that oi meen is tha current year innit?!?!"

>>13213291
hahah its a frowny face!! It looks DICKERED

>>13213864
What the fuck have I done that's 7 reapers and I haven't even cooked it down yet. This is not enough beer to atone.

>>13214515
Cute little babies in a bad growing season that have been sitting in my laundry room for a week. They're not even hot but fuck they're hot.

Turkey club and potato chip lunch

>>13214522
Kill. Me.

>>13214870
RIP in peace your asshole

Here we go!

Action shot

>>13214515
Get more beer DICKERED!

>>13215639
Progress report
Next steps: spinach, oregano, and chicken

>>13215692
Been a little bit, now have added spinach, chicken, oregano, turmeric, some brown sugar, and a couple balls of Labneh

Oh can ya smell it?

>>13214870
And I'm done one 12 pack later. Kill me I'm fucked

>>13215782
https://youtu.be/Fz0DE7ywyiU
It tastes like this. Happy Christmas my friends.

>>13215782
Sounds like someone got overly dickered!

>>13215656
The seasonal one tasted like all the spices I put in it. And was a shitty beer that was way too fucking strong. At least it washed the fire down a little when I was doing hot shots of raw rings with some aged cheddar.

>>13215791
I'm just right. Spicy shit is a religion and being too lazy to homebrew is the sacrament.

>>13174605
This. Ignore the 7 other posts made by the same faggot changing his IP. Nobody cares, fuck off with this reddit echochamber.

Bread again tonight with some beef stew

>>13174605
>Only good thread on ck
>Posts cancer in it
>Calls it cancerous
Fuck off faggot

simple night. :^)

old country style dijon mustard+lemon juice+botttom of what’s left of the mediterranean herbs from cooking oil, rosemary chicken. tzatziki dip+veggies+olive oil, dash salt/pepp. chocolate pu-erh tea, bit of honey.

>>13215782
>Kill me I'm fucked
You're not fucked, your are completely dickered!

I have a few chicken breasts and I have no idea what to make for lunch today.. Any ideas?

>>13215930
Darn fine loaf friend, no crumb?

>>13215930
Why no picture of the stew friend?

>>13216983
chicken breasts..?