/ck/ - Food & Cooking

For me, it's this

>>13177054
But are there 4 pizzas in that box?

>>13177054
Digiorno are so fucking disgusting, you can literally taste all the sugar they put into their disgusting sauce and the dough is closer to bread than pizza dough. But it's super popular, goes to show that advertising really does work on (stupid) people.

>tfw the best frozen pizza is also the cheapest
thanks god

frozen pizza pro tip: the last 2 or 3 minutes of cook time turn on the broiler to crisp the cheese and pepperoni up a bit

>>13176986
based and peperonipilled

plebs, all of you

What frozen pizza should I buy for dinner tonight, fellow 'za bros?

>>13177282
red barron brick oven

>>13177167
>goes to show that advertising really does work on (stupid) people
I think sugar works better than advertising. Every time I mention how sweet digiorno sauce is I get told "their sauce isn't too sweet." Every time... Americans really

>>13176986
these are so fucking good

>>13177167
Based

>>13176986
Impressive.

For me, it's home made pizza because I'm not some dumb asshole who let's other men touch his pizza

>>13176986
>>13177054
>>13177167
>>13177257
>>13177316
>>13177451
plebs

>>13177288
Thanks, anon. It was delicious.

>>13177257
Who the fuck wants to eat something named after a tombstone? How is that appetizing?

>>13176986
frozen pizzas are fucking ass

..except this one

>>13177617
is this emergence

>>13177257
Based! Happy eating, my fellow Tomb-er

>>13178358
These are even cheaper if you get the 4pack. I miss when they used to be round but the rectangle is ok too i guess.

>peperoni
it either is overrated af or I've been having the worst peperoni pizzas in the world all along

I preffer:
.barbacue pizza with a lot of beef and a lot of barbacue sauce
."carbonara" (really alfredo) with a lot of white thing, cheese and bacon

>>13177900
$1,000.99 plus tax

gonna be honest, for me it's Whole Foods Market. They don't have that frozen pizza crust texture. You have to MAKE SURE you get the
"whole foods market" one's and not the whole foods 365 ones, which is their shit budget brand that tastes like normal frozen pizza

are these any good? they're new at my supermarket, they were on sale for 3.99 and i got three. i don't think i'll be eating one for a week or so because i have most of my meals planned out

>>13178530
Yes, very.

>>13176986
agreed, these are frozen pizza kino

>>13176986
>pizza box containing FOUR PIZZAS
>four
>FOUR

What the fuck is wrong with Americans? Is that family size? A single entire pizza for both the two parents and the two children?

>pizza box containing FOUR PIZZAS
>four
>FOUR

What the fuck is wrong with Americans

>>13178773
Nothing, the fact is that you faggots keep seething over us. We use that over you little cuntrag jealous bitches, you're so easy.

My mom only buys these and Totinos, I never get to have anything else

>>13178773
They're individually packaged inside the box, there's no need to cook them all at once

>>13178786
So what you're saying is that you're a twat?
Don't have children.

>>13178786
She should go for the lasagna, that stouffers is better than the vast majority of so called italian joints.

>>13178786
Aren't you supposed to be over 18 to post here?
That means, don't live off of your mom anymore.
What are you some kind of butt boi?

Listen niggers, lemme drop this $4.99 Kroger card shit on yo bitch ass

>>13179065
Or maybe even $3.99 because I'm black and I can't read

>>13179065
Just don't get this...

>>13178773
I am absolutely skeleton tier and i easily eat a whole 'za. I don't buy very huge ones though, maybe american pizzas are a lot bigger than the ones here

>>13179084
Now that's what I call cancer.

>>13179084
either you cooked it to long or you didn't take the plastic off. I am 90% you aren't even trolling. /ck/ has some of the most stupid people known to man on this board.

What pizza is good for being chupped?

>>13180508
Chup 'za chup 'za
A chup 'za is the best
Chup 'za chup 'za
Way better than the rest

>>13180499
>Implying he didn't repost this from reddit.

>>13180328
Idk about that one but an entire Jack’s pizza (I assume to be similar) is definitely doable by skellies. I only do it on a bulk, but it’s not hard to put down.

>>13176986
a bit too much pepperoni and salt for me but really delicious

>>13178358
based. Surprisingly light on calories if you're worried about that. around 740 for a whole pie. Typically 1 slice of pizza chain pizza is like half that. Cheap as FUCK too.

>>13177900
for the price youre literally better off ordering delivery

>>13178407
i like the rectangle. we're getting more pizza than we got with the circle

For me, it's the Five Cheese Thin Crust.

I've eaten digornio, screaming sicilian, california pizza kitchen, tombstone, and celeste and pic related is the best one

>>13182995
Fuck that shit hippocrite sack of shit newman, I'll actively avoid buying anything with that faggot's name on it.

>>13183019
What did he do to earn this, aside from be dead a fairly long time now?

>>13176986
My roommate told me Costco used to have really good deep dish frozen pizzas but they stopped selling them a few years ago. They also used to have spinach and chicken pizzas that were really good but they stopped selling those recently to. Are these actually worth buying?

>>13182976
>paying more money
>for less pizza
don't do this
classic crust number one, all others are two or lower

>that's the thin crust?

>>13183037
>hippocrite
Dealings with hanoi jane

>>13183037
hanoi jane, ted turner, the clintons with their daughter getting a 400k job straight out of school get away with a lot of stuff, if that was a so called "normie" like me, i'd be in prison for doing that especially with the TS stuff in the closet that shillary was doing
This shit boggles the mind, then there's uranium one and haiti for money laundering

>>13183019
>>13183844

Bout to put on a clinic for you motherfuckers

>>13177900
What kind of lazy asshole pays literally more than a large 2 topping pizza at Papa John’s or any other chain for frozen pizza

>>13183881
>posting Wally World pizza
>not posting Marketside Pizza
you had one job

>>13177167
tpbp.
jacks > all

>>13176986
I think any type of rising crust frozen pizza is trash

>>13178358
my roommate microwaves those things, covers them in ranch, and then rolls them up and eats them. I'm a patrician though so i make mine in the toaster oven.

>>13178786
why would you buy frozen french bread pizza when you can buy french bread and just make it yourself? it's like buying frozen pizza bagels

>>13183955
if you buy bagels separate people will assume you're jewish

>>13177054
if the pepperoni is premium, then which sausage is italian?

>>13177257
Tombstone's sauce might be the absolute worst tasting shit I have ever had in my entire life

>T. A Man who licked the underside of his boot after walking through San Fransisco for $20

>>13183988
alright then based nazi

Why do some american frozen pizza boxes say "REAL cheese" on them? Do the other ones have fake cheese?

>>13185195
They all use fake cheese. But if they use any amount of "real cheese" at all they can advertise real cheese on the box.

>dabs on frozen pizza at twice the size and half the price

God bless those Germans

>>13179065
Those are legit. At least one is made in Germany. Much better than add Oetker tho

>he doesn't dine on personalized pizza

pleb

>>13182743
>light on calories
>740 for a whole pie
>light

Do Americans, REALLY think this??? Thats 1/2 your daily intake.....

>>13185932
Yes avatar posting retard, that IS light for a whole fucking pizza.

>>13185946
post hands.

>>13185955

>>13185963
you got me

im out

>>13177167
Usually these, because I am and alcohol, and no self respect. So I get drunk and have a feeding frenzy.
These have a short cooking time (otherwise I would start a fire), are $2.50 cheap, and taste good.
The small size of 14 - 15 ounces is important, because I will eat the whole fucking thing.
Red Baron is more like 24 ounces, and that's just way too much to put down in one session.
>>13185773
These things are like 50 ounces. I hope you have friends.

>>13185932
for an entire pizza it is.