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I'm goin' down to the house of Chicken noodle. I got my soup gloves on

>> No.13168087

>>13168083
are these good gape gloves?

>> No.13168119

>>13168087
Possibly

>> No.13168207

>>13168087
Pussies love those gloves, not gonna lie.

>> No.13168247

>>13168087
Not going to lie, I read that as rape gloves.

She's not getting away.

>> No.13168254

>>13168247
don’t try anything bitch I got super grippy gloves

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>>13168254

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When I was in third grade we started to have computer lab just down the hall from my classroom. For some reason there was a life-sized blow-up football player branded with Campbell's chunky soup logos. No idea where it came from or whose it was. We used to fuck around and use it like a punching bag and of course we'd get scolded by the teacher (my mum volunteered as a teaching assistant at the time and she always let us fuck around, based mum). This one day, the class autist (Sarah) pushed Chunky Man (as he'd come to be known) over onto the ground, mounted him, and kinda bobbed up and down on him in a fit of autistic giddiness. The few of us still in the room stared transfixed at the bizarre sight until my mother told her to stop.
Good times.

>> No.13168753

>>13168083
You don't want to drop a bowl of soup that luxurious.

>> No.13168786

>>13168083
if you need bitch mittens to eat soup your failing at life

>> No.13168790

>>13168786
>confuses "your" for "you're"
>tells others they're failing at life

>> No.13168795

>>13168790
ok grammar grandpa

>> No.13169111

>>13168795
xD

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>>13168083
>tfw u realise how much of a buffoon you are when you forget ur spoon gloves

>> No.13169120

>>13168083
That's the glove I use to groom my cat lmao, is this even real?

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