/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13156165
>ass, stomach and thighs
All sorts of cute. Women should have open dialogue about what men desire. Many existing standards are set by women, for women. Diet is really a minor part of what makes you an attractive individual.

No fat chicks, though.

i'm gay btw not sure if that matters

>>13156172
Hah! You missed the first post, gayposter!

>>13156165
Would pump big cumms inside left desu

>>13156165
Men put on weight as well though.

>>13156165
>be a chick: eat for free and you dont even have to call him back

ftfy

Eat more protein

It isn't considered "feminine" to eat meat, so women eat excessive amounts of carbs and sugar and that cause fat gain

Also, the preferred female form is basically the default one. You don't have to workout hard, put on lots of muscle, or do much of anything other than not eat like a cow to look great.

>>13156165
>be woman
>eat chocolate, drink starbucks
>get fat

>>13156165
Not our fault women are lazy as fuck and don’t exercise.

>>13156231
gyms are toxic dens of masculinity and women feel threatened there.

>ass, stomach and thighs
this ain't even bad, if she has a pretty face, as long as it's not way too much

im meathead by the whey, if that matters

>>13156242
Women are allowed to have female-only gyms while men cannot have male-only gyms because it’s sexist and discriminatory. No excuse.

>>13156171
>Many existing standards are set by women, for women
You have got to be kidding. Men have always run the beauty industry. Your fat fetish is just a recent black acceptance fad.

>>13156273
>men have always run the beauty industry
That’s because the only thing women have that make them more appealing than other women is their appearance. As soon as women created their own beauty standards we got Tess Holliday on the cover of Cosmo.

>>13156165
Pierce is the mastermind behind her weight gain for his own perverse needs.

>>13156181
YAAAAASS QUEEN SLAAAY!!! YOU GO GURRL!!

>>13156242
I'm afraid you're not on tumblr, this is not the place for sjw delusions.

>>13156181
no you HAVE to call him back, and toy him along for me free dinners and gifts, and just say you have crazy long periods and your mother is sick and visiting you in your apartment.

After 3 months, say it's not you, and thank him, but you need time to yourself. You'll save yourself about $1000 in meals.

>>13156165
show tits

>>13156318
this OP would even get made fun of on there.

This is what women view as both healthy and beautiful

>>13156729
only other overweight women who don't want to put in the effort of getting healthier. it's always funny that some of them will say "i love my body" but if you really did you'd want to keep it healthier.

>>13156165
Why do women think men don't get fat from overeating and not exercising or eating junk food? Why do they act like it is a special challenge only they face?

Additionally, why do they think that it is okay for men to be fat but not for women? It isn't fine for anybody to be fat. Women hate fat men as much as men hate fat women.

>>13156191
yea. maaybe they have to do squats because right now big butts are popular and squats are ez to do in terms of complexity.

>>13156741
THE ARCHITECT.

yeah, about that working hard for your body thing

>>13158337
Not sure what the point is with your picture. He's obviously in shape. No one said you had to be a roid freak.

>>13158347
>He's obviously in shape.
He;s also a millionaire, in the movie and in real life

>>13158347
He can get that body by eating moderately healthy and going to the gym 1-2x a week

>>13158357
And so too can women get an attractive body doing the same

If you're reading this you just lost the game.

>>13158357
This. Bodybuilders don't autistically bulk/cut and roid out in order to impress women. They may claim they do but deep down they're doing it for themselves and their bros.

>>13158198
fem anon here. the meme is true. to lose weight I need to eat like 1200 calories whereas my husband needs to eat like 2000. basically if I have a bite of bread I'm fucked whereas he can eat literal bowls of pasta and still lose weight.

>>13159907
Because he does things throughout the day to burn calories. You cannot say “if we eat the same I get fat and he loses weight” if you aren’t using an equal amount of energy he is in a day. Also his body most likely requires more energy to do the same things as you, like how a big truck burns more gas to drive the same distance as a small car. You need less calories, so the fact you gain weight while he doesn’t shows you just simply eat too much. There is only one cause of people getting fat. There has only ever been one, and there will always be only one. Y’all fatties eat too fucking much.

>>13159907
Men have larger bodies, thus higher daily caloric needs, you greedy cow. It literally costs men more money to stay alive, but you're whining about how tough life is? Additionally, men have to work very, very hard to build muscle mass over years of consistent effort. A bite of bread? Christ.

>>13156741
What's his end game?

My wife eats like an obese man yet has been like 130 pounds for like 7 years.

>>13160105
bulimia

>>13156165
>>13156741
I'm not into fat chicks, but he obviously is and I wish him all the best.

>>13156165
It takes a woman to be this fucking stupid.

>be a carb-hound
>carry candy in your purse at all times
>be a vegetarian (breadatarian) or just eat less meat than a man despite requiring 3x the amount of iron a man does
Why is it so hard sistas?

>>13160120
His arm looks like a stick

>>13158226
>you have to
>because popular
You are not a bright person.

>>13158375
That's super fucking gay, dude.

>>13160300
Lurk any bodybuilding forum or even /fit/ and you'll see tons of post "mirin" other dude's bodies.

>>13159907
Take it as an excuse to enjoy meat instead of bland carbs.

>>13156171
Pretty much this. The beauty and fashion industries are run by shifty gay or female psychopaths. Hollywood is similar, who casts women in Hollywood?

Yep, other women, who run casting. Check it yourself, casting is run exclusively by women. The Jewish producers and directors don’t care much who they choose, either, as long as the “actor” knows how to fuck and suck.

>>13158226
>squats are ez to do in terms of complexity
Post legs retard.

>>13158375
Have you been to /fit/ no one is doing it for their Bros they are doing it because a Stacy left them mentally unstable to the point that all they do is SQUATS AND OATS. and maybe contemplate life in between. Peace be to Scooby and ZYZZ. you're ngmi. and stay out of fit.

>>13161798
t. fatty

>>13156273
>Men have always run the beauty industry.

*Faggots

>>13158226
Squats don’t really give you a big butt. A nice female ass is mostly about fat distribution which is pretty much genetic

>>13159907
Stop falling for the keto meme and maybe you’ll finally lose weight, fat cow

>>13161987
You’re an idiot. Squats absolutely do give people big shapely asses as long as they eat the proper macros. Not every woman with a big ass is a lazy hog.

>>13161996
Have you ever touched a female ass? It’s mostly fat not muscle. Muscle will help lift it up a little bit but it will not take you from flat ass to phat ass

>>13161987
Actually its both.

>>13162012
Holy shit you’re dumb. Did you know that muscle can feel quite soft when they aren’t pumped and being flexed? Of course you didn’t, because you’re a literal fucking retard. Fuck off.

>>13156273
this

>>13162022
Have sex, incel. Then you can start talking about female asses

>>13162034
You’re one to talk
>I only slept with fat bitches so all women’s asses are fat

>>13162034
As a sex-haver myself, I am qualified to talk about the female ass. I like them.

>>13162038
I prefer petite women and my current gf is 100lb. Seethe more incel and have sex

>>13162048
>I have sex
>my gf is Asian
Your weeb lies are obvious weeb lies.

>>13162055
I only have sex with white women. So wrong again, incel. Have you considered having sex yet? You could always get a prostitute off craigslist

>>13162060
I’m married with kids, last thing I need is to bring home herpes. You on the other hand are full of shit. Hell, you’re calling me an incel for saying that not every woman with a big ass is made of fat. It’s very obvious to us that you are actually a faggot who loves cock in your fat doughy ass.

>>13158337
>the guy from 50 shades is the sexist, most desired man in Hollywood
He acts like an autist in the film, though. If it was in a different movie, he'd be an incel shooter.

>>13162077
Seething incel resorts to making things up on the internet

>>13162088
You can stop now. I don’t see any reason to discuss women with a knob-gobbler. Also, you are reddit. For shame.

>>13162091
>rage comic
back to l*ddit friend

>>13162092
Alright, I won’t reply to your next post, because I know you won’t stop without the last word, so you can have it. Just know that you are wrong, and if you aren’t actually a faggot, I feel bad for you considering you have never fucked a girl who isn’t a twig or a lardass. You can keep insisting your lack of knowledge about fit women makes you right, but it doesn’t and it never will. Your loss, faggot.

>>13161754
thats why i said in terms of complexity. because squats are super fucking hard. but its not a super technical thing otherwise.

>>13162091
I've seen this meme a hundred times and still have no idea what GUAU is supposed to mean

>>13162113
>you don’t like muscular man-women so you’re faggot

>>13156165
>be a man: eat a bit too much, forget to work out, get fat, no sex appeal
>be a woman: put on weight (to a reasonable degree) and it just makes you more attractive

>>13162131
Yes.

>>13156242
Maybe if you go to some back-alley steroid gym. Normal gyms aren't like that at all and obviously women go there all the time

>>13158357
He has partially defined abs and the V thing. that's not just barely in shape, he's very fit, just not roided out like a bodybuilder. depending on some genetic factors that requires pretty constant work, ie: working out and eating healthy pretty much all the time.

>womens ass is mostly just fat

>>13156165
>be a woman
>only have to eat a little to maintain an ideal body type
>save money by not eating as much as other fatasses
>autophagy from fasting is anti-aging
>skin, nails, and hair are healthier and stronger
>have money to buy better food for your husband
>be fat, thin, or fit depending on his preference
other dumb women need to learn to control their desires

>>13161798
Maybe they just get higher aspirations than stacy?

>>13156741
this is one of the funniest things /tv/ has ever produced

>>13158208
How did she outsmart THE ARCHITECT?

>>13162330
She knows he would rather lose half of her assets than his own.

>>13162113
You're retarded, end your life already, boomer

>>13162060
Actually cl got rid of w4m and casual encounters years ago:( so no, one can not really go and get a hooker off of cl easily anymore

>>13161996
Squats will give you bigger quads and hams too, making your arse look fairly proportional, if not proportionally smaller than when you started.
Fat distribution and hip width genetics are what makes the difference.
Not that girls who lift a little are unattractive.

>>13156273
>Men have always run the beauty industry
they make products that women want. The makeup and fashion industry exist because women want that stuff. Women dress up for other women. Men dont give a shit. Wear sweat pants for all we care. We see through all that bullshit you cover yourselves with anyways.

>>13162127
i think it's just an onomatopoeia for yappy dog barking

>>13164119
>Wear sweat pants for all we care
speak for yourself, stupid cuck

>>13156273
>Men have always run the beauty industry.
Fags*

>>13156271
These are illegal in Germany.

>>13156165
>be genetically predisposed to look great at any weight
>bag James Bond as a skinny chick, and have him feed you into a blimp
>be one of the world's sexiest blimps at an age where most women of any size are falling apart

I mean, sure I'm fairly well built for a fat guy, but I think she did much better than I did in the genetic lottery.

>>13164330
>be one of the world's sexiest blimps

>>13156273
>Your fat fetish is just a recent black acceptance fad
i sure hope it's a fucking fad

you know what pisses me off? girls complaining, that all their fat goes to their tits and ass, it's like a guy complaining that all his fat goes to his dick

>>13164384
That sounds like it would pose a health risk. That's really not where fat is supposed to be going.

>>13164384
Well at least now with thicc being in there's probably less complaining about "does X make my ass look fat?"

Y'all bitter. Men wouldn't make it half a day without an hero if they were scrutinized about their appearance the way women are.

>>13164767
Maybe if women had more to offer than being attractive, they wouldn’t be scrutinized for their appearance the way they are. Women choose to be mostly useless, so they gotta make up for it by not looking like 10 pounds of shit stuffed into a 5 pound bag. Plus it’s women who rip apart other women for their appearance. All we want is for her to not be obese.

>>13164767
>implying men don't get constantly scrutinized.

>>13164780
>>13164799
You see what you want to see I guess.

>>13164767
There is no woman alive who could make it half a day being constantly pointed at and laughed at like I am.

>>13164767
>Y'all bitter. Men wouldn't make it half a day without an hero if they were scrutinized about their appearance the way women are...
..by other women.

>>13164802
Fuck off roastie. It’s not our fault you didn’t want to settle down back when you were young and cute and now you can’t find a man because you’re 34 and overweight. You had your chance.

>>13164814
Are you a street clown?

>>13165141
All these salty boys in here are clowns.

>>13165154
Naw, you’re the one who’s salty that we aren’t fawning over you because you have a vagina. There are no girls on the internet. You aren’t special. We treat you the same as we treat each other. Get over it.

>>13165162
I can post one pic on my insta and have a thousand guys trying to fuck me, I promise I don't need your approval.

>>13156242
This is good bait.

>>13165171
Stop posting anytime

>>13165171
If you didn’t care, you wouldn’t be trying so hard. You are angry you don’t get the same attention here. Fuck off you stupid fat roastie.

>>13165171
Hahahahaha nigga you gay

>>13165171
rotten soul and a liar

>>13156242
Dilate

>>13156165
men are superior

wow Pierce Brosnans wife is quite the hambeast

>>13156242
That is some quality bait ya got thar bwoi. HOOOOOeeee you gonna get dem you's

>>13156741
What a Chad. He got a fine ass bitch and made her his plow pig. Stuffed her with cock and cake

>>13156741

I bet her blowjobs are otherworldly

>>13164149
Look what happened to him.

>>13164767

>>13160238
bad shop obv

>>13156273
>Men have always run the beauty industry.
Yeah, gays. Have you noticed how goddamn easy it is for ugly, out of shape girls to get laid? You really think the gender that will bang almost anything decided that models need to be size 0?

>>13156242
Gyms are for people who want to ignore each other and work out.
You’ve clearly never been to one, fatty.

>>13156165
If you knew what the incels on this board looked like you wouldn't think that, they are either extremely fat or skinny twigs.

>>13162330
it's all part of the plan

>>13162316
the architect produced , /tv/ simply observed

>>13161987
Squats will give you a good looking butt if you do them correctly. I saw one woman with very nice thighs and legs in general but a flabby ass, and that is from not making sure your primary weight is on your heels.