/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Why dont you cook that bacon a while long i dont think its done yet

>>13141365
it's beef bacon it's supposed to look like that. it's actually still soft

>>13141365
*longer

>>13141368
It looks like it would break teeth

>>13141374
looks can decieve. beef bacon just looks like that cooked. it's a bit crispy but still chewy. the 'chup i added really brought it all together

just chup it up

>>13141362
>chupping eggs

Just made eggs with ramen and poured some yeast seasoning on them with hot sauce. Pretty good

>>13141467
based

>>13141511
what the fuck do you not chup your eggs??

>>13141362
Fry those eggs hard, and put it all between some toast with that chup. Best breakfast sandwich ever.

I hope the FAGGOT who talked shit to me In another for saying ketchup has its place in cooking sees the overwhelming support for this and apologizes.

>>13141702
american ketchup contains so much sugar it literally makes you pre-diabetic upon daily consumption

chup, chup, chup it up

>>13141720
agreed

>>13141755
based

glad i dont get my chup at the dollar store

>>13141751
Maybe Heinz does, but thankfully in actual rich countries there are more than one brand of ketchup for sale.

>>13141735
This thread has been up a long time and I've gotten no apology. Get to it.

Actually looks like really good bacon and eggs. Would eat.

consider youreslf chupped, milady !

>>13141751
Take off that wig and false mustache, Dr. Hellmann. We all know it's the mayo jew who's hiding behind this post.

>>13145381
Not him but mayo is a way better condiment

>>13141755
just chup it up

>>13141362
Fucking incinerated the bacon

Honestly how do you even get eggs like that? Fucking toss em around? My eggs are always a mile wide

>>13145962
Try not to drop them in from 10 feet.

CHUP GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG
FLOCKA. FLOCKA. FLOCKA

>>13141362
>'chup
I FUCKING LOVE CHUP!!!!!
my goodest of boyes furbaby also loves chup! my kot too XDDD

neck yourself all of you reddit infant speak faggots

>>13146004
>retard who doesn't even belong on /ck/
Go to another board, nobody likes you or your threads

>>13146009
>haha reddit posting is a /ck/ thing you don't belong here!
why do people allow this to happen to boards on 4chan? jesus christ the absolute state of this place

get a load of the chupless shills
they're green with envy
kinda like how when
mom wont buy tendies
we're the chup crew
and we're here to say
we all know you're fags
and its dick you crave

>>13141362
>Chup
kys nigger.

>>13145927
Way better . . . for tossing into the trash immediately.

Who ever heard of slathering mayo on eggs? Is this a prison thing or something?

Chup Gang 1, Mayo Gloppers 0

>>13146050
haha get a load of this guy
hes a joke
a chump
cant get down with the ketchup
hes probably a buttercup
we're the chup gang and you better swerve
chups the only condiment
we're gonna serve

>>13146055
>>13146076

>>13146050

haha this guy is clearly mad
well thats too bad cause theres
no mayo to be had
only chup here son, grab your buns
chup it up with us anon
and join the fun

>>13146088
is this a cringe thread?
you mongoloids already have a reddit thread to speak like faggots in, stay in that one

>>13146018
>newfag thinks /ck/ memes are reddit
Go to Reddit, you're not part of the anonymous culture

I guarantee you don't even watch anime and listen to country/pop/rap you fucking normalfag plebbit faggot

>>13146096
>/ck/ meme
redditors forcing memes on a 4chan board doesn't make it a 4chan meme, regardless of the board it's on

>>13146093

haha this guy is clearly mad
but i dont care
you can go pound sand
its pretty clear, by looking in your eyes
what really gets you going
is cowboy thighs
we're the chup boys
aint we want nothin to do with you
its clear you're a homo thug
i know its true
we're the chup gang
and we're done with you

bitch swerve

people who use contractions for food names need to fucking jump off a tall building.

>>13146147
haha this fool mentions tall
we're the chup gang
and all we do is ball

>>13146158
Seething incel, coping manchild. Dilate and have sex, you NEET faggot. All zoomers, boomers, and millenial soiboi cucks should die.

>>13146159
seething and dilating
is what you mayo sloppers do
tryin to fuck with the chup crew
but we aint fuckin with you
you aint worth my time
and thats fine
im gonna keep doin what im doin
and chuppin with my boys noon to noon

chuppers UNITE

>>13146147
>live in 'go
>have best 'za
why would i commit suicide

>>13146184

>13146224
>>13146224
>>13146224
get a look a this fella
hes clearly jealous
tryin to best us, hah
if you aint with us
you against us

>>13146240
this doesnt even rhyme. your forced memes are shit and so is your song writing ability. im also awarding you a yike

/r_cooking/
#CHUPITUP
>faggots, the whole fucking board.

>>13146243
Listen up chump
You had better recognize
Chup gang's on the march
Got our eyes on the prize

Mayo on a burger?
That's a capital crime
We'll throw ya in the slammer
But you won't do much time

From conviction to execution
It'll maybe take a week
We've got a stout noose
For every mayo-spreading freak

Once we seize full control
Deviancy won't be tolerated
Honey mustard and mayo
Gobblers will get obliterated

For too long we've turned
a blind eye to these tramps
Mayo gobblers gonna get
rounded up in camps

Mayonnaise is nothing
But straight burger pollution
Chup gang's coming strong
with the final solution

to all the 'chup posters:

stay chuppin
love, op

>>13146286
GET OUT THE WAY, YO
GET OUT THE WAY, YO
SEETHING FAG JUST GOT DROPPED

>>13145938
it's beef bacon not pork, read the thread

>>13146388
No thanks

Who here /chupgang/?

>>13146684
reporting in

>>13141467
Already a dead meme

>>13141362
I love my eggs with chup
But bacon with chup?
Friend, what’s next? Steak with chup?

>>13141362
wtf i’ve never seen del monte ketchup
is it good or inferior to heinz?

>>13141702
Prefer soy sauce or hot sauce

>>13146984
Urionically liking ketchup is a big hipster fad on Reddit at the moment.

>>13146684
CHUP LYFE

>>13146125
All day long
He eats tendies with his mayo
Anyone can see,
He’s a tranny, not just gay, yo

He sucks cocks all morning
Rides BBC all afternoon
Everybody knows
Mayo lovers get no poon

Other people chupping
Make him get hurt in the butt
Mayo made him fatter
Than jabba fuckin hutt

I don’t why he cries about
Our chupping behaviour
I guess he’ll never realise
Ketchup is our saviour

So bitch, keep on complaining
Nigga, you just lame
We just keep on chupping
IT’S ALL THE FUCKIN SAME

>>13146184
C
H
U N I T E
P
G A N G

>>13147701
One day you'll become a poet, you retarded cunt

>>13145929
chup all day

>>13146684
Allwayz chup
Mayo = throw up
>>13147441
“Unironically” liking ketchup is not hipster, you fuckwit. It’s a pretty universally popular condiment. Rethink your life. “Unironically”.

>>13147717
Insults at this point
Are his last resort
'Cause the chup gang's been
Whoopin' his ass for sport

His lips ooze with mayo
His manboobs are lumpy
When we rhyme about chupping
He gets real grumpy

Retard and cunt
Are the oaths he throws out
'Cause he hasn't found a condiment
That makes him shout

Taken all together
He's a joyless specimen
'Cause he hasn't gotten on
The chupping regimen

If he could only bring himself
To chup a burger or three
He might escape this
Stupefied misery

But as much as we exhort
And as much as we encourage
I doubt this sorry bitch
Can summon the courage

He'd rather ride to school
In that sad old short bus
And foul up his burgers
With Hellmann's Demon Pus

There's a whole wide world
That he could savor
But he's afraid of greatness,
Afraid of ketchup flavor

>>13147730
Fuckin BASED

>>13147730
>ketchup

>>13147441
Remember when all the soyboys were going mad for baby food.
Fucking femmes.

>>13141362
CHUP GANG

>le go za XD
>le deenz XD
>le chup XD

Yay another reddit-tier word truncation maymay from the 12 year old zoomer babies who still shit their pants over frog avatar and plain white face man adaptations.

Niggas iffy, uh, blicky got the chuppy, uh
Got the blicky, uh, chup, it hold fifty, uh
CHUP GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG

hey guys, what chup is best?

>>13147002
it sucks

>>13147441
proof?

>>13147904
Careful, you’re gonna get called a tourist for not following along with this new le epic maymay!

>>13148652
The one that comes out of the end of a shotgun. Try it sometime!

>>13148808
phoneposter tells me to kms how about you do it fucking normie

>>13141751
Dr. Honey mustard, are you spreading your lies again? You know damn well I’d rather have ‘chup than ‘stard